WONDERFUL NEWS

Our loyal Republicans can now send our  “ONLY PRESIDENT  (#45) WHO PUT AMERICA FIRST” and “OUR MOST BEAUTIFUL AND CLASSY FLOTUS” a personal email.

I have sent each of them an email…..I hope you will too!

(At the beginning of the email form, you will see two drop-down arrows. Share your thought with: You will select Donald or Melania. Prefix: You will select Mr, Mrs, Miss, etc.)

https://www.45office.com/

 

President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump

 

THE SPHINX—NAKED PHOTOS

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Here is a pet food recall.

https://nypost.com/2021/03/29/these-dog-and-cat-foods-are-being-recalled-over-salmonella/

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Fauci and Birx should be sent to Gitmo.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bethbaumann/2021/03/29/president-trump-shreds-drs-anthony-fauci-and-deborah-birx-for-their-latest-covid-claims-n2587083

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Stacy paid off about $228,000 of personal loans from her winning governors race.  She is an up and coming losing skank.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/03/29/exclusive-brian-kemp-stacey-abrams-making-money-off-scam-racket-election-bill-disinformation/

https://money.com/stacey-abrams-debt-explainer-midterms/

Biden is stuck like the Suez disaster.

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-has-fallen-sideways-in-capitol-hallway-blocking-all-congressional-business

More Suez news that might be relevant.

https://nypost.com/2021/03/26/weird-names-of-ships-stuck-in-suez-canal-make-splash-online/

https://nypost.com/2021/03/26/suez-canal-crisis-may-unleash-worldwide-toilet-paper-shortage/

https://thefederalist.com/

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Maybe Americans are waking up.

https://www.newsmax.com/us/politico-poll-immigration-citizenship/2021/03/24/id/1014967/

https://redstate.com/wag/2020/01/25/saturday-funny-james-his-ipod-pants-n126540

Cuomo and Deshaun have more victims.

https://nypost.com/2021/03/29/new-andrew-cuomo-accuser-sherry-vill-speaks-out-about-allegation/

https://nypost.com/2021/03/29/new-deshaun-watson-accuser-speaks-out-about-experience-with-qb/

https://www.oann.com/

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The Art Editor:  Are you showing some art videos, LL ?

Awakening Cat:  No, the title was a ruse to get more viewers.   A few states are defending their young girls from males with mental issues.  The males I am talking about are the ones who want to share showers, bathrooms, and compete in women’s sports.

https://www.newsmax.com/us/arkansas-asa-hutchinson-transgender-sports-ban/2021/03/26/id/1015254/

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/03/26/arkansas-joins-idaho-mississippi-preserving-womens-sports-women/

This is a long article.

https://thefederalist.com/2021/03/26/the-worst-thing-about-kristi-noems-sports-capitulation-is-her-lies/

Georgia is trying to get fair elections back.  Also included is a partial list that gives some occasions that photo ID’s are required.

https://nypost.com/2021/03/28/gov-kemp-blasts-bidens-jim-crow-dig-at-georgia-voting-laws/

https://www.ajc.com/politics/bill-changing-georgia-voting-rules-passes-state-house/EY2MATS6SRA77HTOBVEMTJLIT4/

https://townhall.com/columnists/jeffdavidson/2021/03/22/167-years-of-photo-ids-n2586620

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2021/03/28/the-most-insane-take-on-georgias-election-law-has-gone-forth-and-my-word-n351676

Saying that minorities are too stupid to get photo ID’s is how the dems keep power.  That is one of their big lies.  Another big lie is the WALL BS.  Only the uninformed believe anything the liberals say.

We are trying a new section in the Sphinx.  Who freed the slaves ?  White Americans led by a Republican, Abraham Lincoln.

 

World’s Shortest Road Rage Incident

THE SPHINX—HOW MANY UNIVERSES ?

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The dems are doing away with FBI background checks for Caregivers of immigrant children.  I guess a few thousand inquiries would crash their system, or maybe it is payback for liberal voters.

https://nypost.com/2021/03/26/dhs-asks-for-volunteers-to-process-kids-detained-at-border/

https://redstate.com/shipwreckedcrew/2021/03/27/if-only-jeffrey-epstein-had-lived-to-see-this-biden-admin-suspends-fbi-background-checks-for-caregivers-for-migrant-children-n351402

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2021/03/29/texas-democrat-has-new-photos-of-border-crisis-n2587031

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I haven’t seen anything that Trump got wrong on the Wuhan Flu.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2021/03/22/nyt-on-vaccines-trump-got-it-right-and-europe-got-it-wrong-n2586604

The Supremes come thru.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/facebook-appeal-user-tracking-lawsuit/2021/03/22/id/1014715/

They took my illegal immigrant ” let me in Joe shirt. “

https://redstate.com/wag/2020/02/01/take-off-that-offensive-t-shirt-right-now-n127147

https://thefederalist.com/

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Australia has a bunch of universal problems, and successes.  

https://nypost.com/2021/03/20/australians-hope-torrential-rainfall-will-end-rodent-plague/

https://nypost.com/2021/03/22/australia-to-rescue-thousands-as-sydney-faces-worst-floods-in-60-years/

https://nypost.com/video/spiders-in-australia-will-have-you-bugging-out/

https://nypost.com/2021/03/18/australian-researchers-are-first-to-grow-embryos-from-skin-cells/

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2271680-human-skin-cells-altered-to-mimic-early-stage-of-embryo-development/

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Filibuster is the new dem racist item.

https://babylonbee.com/news/filibuster-now-83456718514th-thing-to-recently-be-revealed-as-racist

Lady Gaga gets a new dog, and dog walker.  Biden might get one to replace the killer wolf in the Brown House.

https://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/watch-robot-dog-spotted-on-beach-walk/

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Everything Editor:  Isn’t the Universe/Cosmos everything, LL ?

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/universe

Carl Sagan Cat:  I always understood that the Universe is everything that has been, is, or will be.  I must have been misled.  Now people are talking about multiverses.  I think everyone has their on verse.  This video shows that the Biden/Kamala verse is a world of its own.

https://redstate.com/brandon_morse/2021/03/16/weird-kamala-harris-introduces-joe-biden-in-what-comes-off-as-a-real-life-monty-python-skit-n344403

As the author says they are a comedy-troupe, like Monty Python during the golden age of The Vast Wasteland.

Here is what the two called a cookout in Texas.  The second photo is the origin of the Milky Way.

https://nypost.com/2021/03/22/photographers-capture-footage-of-volcanic-eruption-in-iceland/

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/volcano-appears-erupting-milky-way-stunning-photo/

Don’t slur transgenders, but cats are fair game.

https://redstate.com/alexparker/2021/03/20/reporter-biological-males-is-a-serious-anti-trans-slur-n347261

https://nypost.com/2021/03/26/cat-scratch-bacteria-linked-to-schizophrenia-study/

If you are doing something intense, this song will help you.

 

POLITOONS

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Political Cartoons by Steve Kelley

 

Political Cartoons by Michael Ramirez

Political Cartoons by Margolis & Cox

Political Cartoons by Bob Gorrell

Political Cartoons by Tom Stiglich

Political Cartoons by AF Branco

Political Cartoons by Pat Cross

Political Cartoons by Al Goodwyn

 

 

 

Phone Thief

THE SPHINX—UNDERCOVER CAT

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https://nypost.com/2021/03/28/george-floyd-murder-trial-what-to-expect-from-jury-prosecution/

https://nypost.com/2021/03/29/massive-ship-ever-given-re-floated-in-suez-canal/

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My racist term of the day was, conceived, nurtured, born, and raised mostly by Democrats, as was the KKK, and segregation.  This is a long article.  Joe gave a eulogy at the funeral of Strom Thurmond a former hate leader.

https://www.history.com/topics/early-20th-century-us/jim-crow-laws

Ole Joe is a Jim Crow Democrat.  So is the news media.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/henrygomez/joe-biden-strom-thurmond-eulogy

Photos from Joe’s mass child abuse crime.  He said the press could come in once things were cleaned up.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2021/03/26/piles-of-people-cruz-releases-photos-from-inside-border-facilities-n2586972

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We lose more control of America with every  essential product not produced here.  Our Congress and President make it possible.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/ports-congested-bottlenecks-supplychains/2021/03/21/id/1014569/

It’s the climate.

https://redstate.com/wag/2020/02/13/the-climate-change-made-me-do-it-n128536

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Navy might interrupt White-Privilege class.

https://nypost.com/2021/03/27/us-navy-ready-to-help-free-cargo-ship-blocking-suez-canal/

Elmo knows.

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-new-sesame-street-episode-elmo-joins-antifa-and-torches-local-businesses

https://redstate.com/

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Real News Editor:  Why are you going undercover again, LL ?

Abused Readers In California Cat:  I have to go to California and check on the Lefties bulling my readers.  I might make this small cheerleader a Captain in our Sierra neighborhood.

https://twitter.com/sierrasprague/status/1038326223888297984

The immigrants aren’t assimilating into society.  They come here and want to keep the same loser associates, and isolate themselves.  Some places are like Europe, where there are no-drive-zones for the police.  The Muslim immigrant terrorist run their neighborhoods.

https://www.thelocal.fr/20161010/are-there-police-no-go-zones-in-france-the-police-say-yes/

https://www.breitbart.com/law-and-order/2021/03/23/nolte-citizens-forced-patrol-japanese-section-democrat-run-san-jose/

I will use these tips to disguise myself.  I will fit in as Asian looking, for some reason Oriental is now a slur.

Barbara Walters used similar tips from Connie Chung to stab her in the back, in years gone by.

https://www.google.com/search?q=photo+of+connie+chung+with+barbara+walters+diane+sawyer&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=em4daR8Q2yyiOM%252CdT2sCltFQwvAeM%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kST3ieI_xNFqih86VLyJw0zPwuONg&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiLuLKjmMnvAhXPWM0KHXQeDzsQ9QF6BAgVEAE#imgrc=em4daR8Q2yyiOM

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2020/12/connie-chung-working-with-diane-sawyer-barbara-walters-dan-rather-podcast

The only creature nastier than a journalist is a politician.

RNE:  Can you speak cat-Japanese, ARICC ?

Wmeow, wmeow, wmeow.  Ah, so.  I have been practicing with a computer-translator.  I just have to learn a little of their culture.

I’m using pine tree yellow pollen to get the right skin tone.