The Phone Call From Hell

 

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Nancy Pelosi, Queen Elizabeth, and Xi Jinping all die and go to Hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Xi Jinping asks to call China and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Xi writes him a check. 

Next, Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the Devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check. 

Finally, Pelosi gets her turn and talks for 4 hours. When finished, the Devil informs her that the cost is $5.00. 

When Xi Jinping hears this he goes ballistic and asks the Devil why Pelosi got to call the USA so cheaply. The Devil smiles and replies, “Since Biden took over, the country’s gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”

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So, This Engineer Dies and Goes to Hell . . .

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Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, they’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, “So, how’s it going down there in hell?”

Satan replies, “Hey things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.”

God replies, “What??? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake — he should never have gotten down there; send him up here.”

Satan says, “No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him.”

God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue.”

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?”

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THE SPHINX—CHINNY, CHIN, CHIN

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IMPEACH JOE BIDEN

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bethbaumann/2021/03/06/surge-in-unaccompanied-minors-forces-customs-and-border-protection-to-role-back-covid-precautions-n2585819

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2021/03/07/biden-sign-order-promoting-voter-access-marking-selma-anniversary/4612970001/

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Cuomo has officially passed Bill Clinton with women accusing him of abuse.  Where are the Women’s Organizations ?

https://nypost.com/2021/03/06/two-more-women-accuse-gov-andrew-cuomo-of-inappropriate-behavior/

https://nypost.com/2021/03/06/families-of-female-aides-defending-cuomo-rake-in-millions-lobbying-him/

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I picture Chuck Schumer as the reckless driver.

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New York dems want to teach 5 year olds about anal sex and other LGBTQ treats.  Sex with children will be treated as a misdemeanor.  They voted for it.

https://nypost.com/2021/03/06/ny-lawmaker-wants-sex-ed-for-kindergartners/

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Here is the model for Pigleosi’s Capitol Guard.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/03/04/top-armed-services-gop-outraged-national-guard-troops-asked-to-stay-in-d-c-without-credible-theat/

More vaccine news.

https://nypost.com/2021/03/04/side-effect-of-moderna-vaccine-may-be-a-delayed-skin-rash-doctors/

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2021/03/03/us-catholic-leaders-urging-faithful-not-to-use-johnson-johnson-covid-19-vaccine/

https://thefederalist.com/

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Fauci is a faker, and a swamp creature.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/adamandrzejewski/2021/01/25/dr-anthony-fauci-the-highest-paid-employee-in-the-entire-us-federal-government/?sh=3031973c386f

https://redstate.com/wag/2020/03/06/chip-chip-and-commie-sue-discuss-the-coronavirus-n130338

https://www.newsmax.com/politics/george-floyd-officer-trial/2021/03/05/id/1012728/

https://www.newsmax.com/

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The Asian Editor:  Is your title about the Chinese guys handling Hunter & Joe’s 1.5 Billion financial deal, LL ?

Shucks No Cat:  It’s about the three pigs.  Here is a brief fact finding search—we use science

http://www.hellokids.com/c_14958/reading-learning/stories-for-children/animal-stories-for-kids/the-three-little-pigs

Mama pig said, don’t end up in Green Eggs and ham.

Here is my favorite version of chinny, chin, chin. 

We normally use Jack to show why more than one gun is needed, or to show the best movie screams.  We recommend at least three guns.  Jack would make a great Border Ranger.    The illegals now wear tee shirts asking Hiden Biden to let me in.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/03/03/photos-foreign-nationals-at-border-demand-joe-biden-release-them-into-u-s/

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This is a new feature, a read bump. Swalwell is the most putrid American this week.  He will be sent to Devil’s Island with his Chinese spy.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/swalwell-lawsuit-against-trump-republicans-capitol-riots

https://nypost.com/2020/12/09/rep-swalwell-wont-say-if-he-had-sex-with-chinese-spy/

https://babylonbee.com/news/eric-swallwell-says-he-feared-for-his-life-during-capitol-riots-almost-had-to-use-his-nunchuck-skills

https://www.thevintagenews.com/2019/02/07/devils-island/

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Free Joe Biden !  Free Joe Biden !   Joe has taken a political uniting slogan, probably from the same MENSA member who thought up Hillary’s DEPLORABLES statement.  Joe calls people freed from ineffective face masks and able to attend church Neanderthals.  Free Doctor Jill !

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/03/03/president-joe-biden-slams-governors-for-lifting-mask-mandates-calls-it-neanderthal-thinking.html

Biden spreads COVID 19 to 50 states or Obama’s 57 states.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/juliorosas/2021/03/04/gov-abbott-fires-back-after-joe-bidens-neanderthal-comment-for-reopening-texas-n2585690

Our favorite Neanderthal.  If you look at 1:30 minutes on the video MS Neanderthal looks pretty h-o-t.

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