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Archive | March 13, 2021
Taking down a Palm Tree
Do you notice any OSHA violations?
Watch Your Mailbox
Yesterday I received my 2021 Social Security Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two discount coupons to KFC, a ‘Biden Hope & Change’ bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass and a ‘Blame it on Trump’ poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish. Yours should arrive soon.
THE SPHINX—IT WAS NEWS
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DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME STARTS AT 2:00 A.M. SUNDAY MORNING. IF YOU WANT TO BE ON TIME AFTER SATURDAY SET YOUR CLOCKS FORWARD, FORWARD ( Like Cuomo was with his six employees ) ONE HOUR BEFORE GOING TO BED SATURDAY NIGHT.
https://www.almanac.com/content/when-daylight-saving-time
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The Chauvin—Maxwell—and Cuomo Diaries.
https://nypost.com/2021/03/11/judge-reinstates-third-degree-murder-charge-against-derek-chauvin/
https://nypost.com/2021/03/11/ghislaine-maxwells-brother-reveals-detail-about-prince-andrew-photo/
https://www.newsmax.com/politics/cuomo-sexual-harassment-groping/2021/03/10/id/1013359/
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Slurs and other insults.
This might be a new section to The Sphinx, if I can word it properly. Learn from history–don’t make the same mistake. Use this opportunity to be part of the Universal Consciousness. Words hurt.
https://nypost.com/2021/03/10/meyers-leonard-dropped-by-gaming-sponsors-after-anti-jewish-slur/
https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nba/miami-heat/article249807428.html
Also, be careful of Oreo. If this edition is successful I will examine ” OREO THE SLUR ” next time. Don’t try this at home.
https://babylonbee.com/news/oreo-reveals-new-gender-neutral-orex-cookies
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Californication will be complaining in a few days about Black, Brown, Yellow, and Red citizens not having a nearby food store. Maybe the unused school buses could drive around like Roach Coaches and sell food. The Deplorables, and Neanderthals will have to go to Beverly Hills, Bel Air, Hollywood, and the other rich neighborhoods to shop.
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All of the MSM, including the electronic creeps, should investigate claims before broadcasting and rebroadcasting for weeks. Congress should change the law so you can sue them for a Billion dollars for being lazy, slovenly, and smelly.
https://nypost.com/2021/03/09/french-student-admits-to-lying-about-beheaded-teacher/
The media mentioned above need to forgive themselves and begin telling the TRUTH.
https://redstate.com/wag/2020/07/19/stupid-baby-a-sermon-on-how-to-forgive-yourself-n248063
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Judicial Watch is trying to see how much of a “Power Usurper” ( traitor ) Pigleosi has become.
Skank-gal has reached her peak, it is all downhill from here. Trump is rising from the cosmic ashes. His statue will replace one of the Democrat KKK statues they removed from the Capitol.
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The Pyongyang Editor: Are you really sending young cat-reporters to Pyongyang for their internship, LL ?
Kim Jong-un Cat: I sure am. They need to learn the basics of reporting where they can get the truth. North Korea will at least tell you that you are a prisoner. At least in N.K. they give you tree-bark and rats to eat. The NFL wants you to work for free.
https://nypost.com/2021/03/02/nfl-reporter-sparks-fierce-twitter-debate-about-unpaid-internships/
I know sugar will kill you. If people don’t watch their diet they will die younger than a Bill/Hillary political opponent.
https://nypost.com/article/why-sugar-cheese-fast-food-are-so-addictive/
https://nypost.com/2021/03/05/90-percent-of-covid-deaths-occur-in-countries-with-high-obesity/
Newsmax is rising.
https://www.newsmax.com/us/newsmax/2021/03/09/id/1013183/
After a close call, Joe is said to be OK.
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-removed-from-white-house-after-biting-aide
I think his address was pre-recorded. Impeach Biden.
This is a salute to our front line workers. This week we honor Maggie Rawlins.
Good Ones
Politoons
Shimanek Covered Bridge
WGN – 37-22-03 Shimanek Covered Bridge – Built in 1966 in Linn County by Linn County, Hamilton Construction Company spanning Thomas Creek on Richardson Gap Rd., single span, 130 feet long, Howe trusses
10-panel truss. The first bridge built at this location is believed to have been constructed as early as 1861, while the first documented covered bridge was built in 1891 for a cost of $1,150. In 1904, the county rebuilt the bridge, only to have it washed out in 1921. Its replacement lasted until 1927, when high water damaged the piers and the span was replaced. 8-panel truss. Trees were blown against the fourth covered bridge at this site during the Columbus Day Storm of 1962. The resulting damage forced the county to restrict the covered bridge to a 2-ton load limit with single lane traffic. The bridge was destroyed soon after, and in 1966 the current Shimanek Bridge was completed, the fifth covered bridge to occupy this site. It has been rumored that the 1891 bridge had a welcomed accommodation of a two-hole toilet built into the foundation, a luxury not found at the current covered bridge. Its red color and louvered windows are unique in Linn County.
PHOTOS BY: BILL BOWSER….FROM CINCINNATI, OHIO
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Astronomy Picture of the Day
SuperCam Target on Ma’az
Image Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/LANL/CNES/CNRS
Explanation: What’s the sound of one laser zapping? There’s no need to consult a Zen master to find out, just listen to the first acoustic recording of laser shots on Mars. On Perseverance mission sol 12 (March 2) the SuperCam instrument atop the rover’s mast zapped a rock dubbed Ma’az 30 times from a range of about 3.1 meters. Its microphone recorded the soft staccato popping sounds of the rapid series of SuperCam laser zaps. Shockwaves created in the thin martian atmosphere as bits of rock are vaporized by the laser shots make the popping sounds, sounds that offer clues to the physical structure of the target. This SuperCam close-up of the Ma’az target region is 6 centimeters (2.3 inches) across. Ma’az means Mars in the Navajo language.
Tomorrow’s picture: flag day
Bible Verse of the Day
