Yesterday I received my 2021 Social Security Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two discount coupons to KFC, a ‘Biden Hope & Change’ bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass and a ‘Blame it on Trump’ poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish. Yours should arrive soon.
DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME STARTS AT 2:00 A.M. SUNDAY MORNING. IF YOU WANT TO BE ON TIME AFTER SATURDAY SET YOUR CLOCKS FORWARD, FORWARD ( Like Cuomo was with his six employees ) ONE HOUR BEFORE GOING TO BED SATURDAY NIGHT.
This might be a new section to The Sphinx, if I can word it properly. Learn from history–don’t make the same mistake. Use this opportunity to be part of the Universal Consciousness. Words hurt.
Californication will be complaining in a few days about Black, Brown, Yellow, and Red citizens not having a nearby food store. Maybe the unused school buses could drive around like Roach Coaches and sell food. The Deplorables, and Neanderthals will have to go to Beverly Hills, Bel Air, Hollywood, and the other rich neighborhoods to shop.
All of the MSM, including the electronic creeps, should investigate claims before broadcasting and rebroadcasting for weeks. Congress should change the law so you can sue them for a Billion dollars for being lazy, slovenly, and smelly.
Skank-gal has reached her peak, it is all downhill from here. Trump is rising from the cosmic ashes. His statue will replace one of the Democrat KKK statues they removed from the Capitol.
The Pyongyang Editor: Are you really sending young cat-reporters to Pyongyang for their internship, LL ?
Kim Jong-un Cat: I sure am. They need to learn the basics of reporting where they can get the truth. North Korea will at least tell you that you are a prisoner. At least in N.K. they give you tree-bark and rats to eat. The NFL wants you to work for free.
WGN – 37-22-03 Shimanek Covered Bridge – Built in 1966 in Linn County by Linn County, Hamilton Construction Company spanning Thomas Creek on Richardson Gap Rd., single span, 130 feet long, Howe trusses
10-panel truss. The first bridge built at this location is believed to have been constructed as early as 1861, while the first documented covered bridge was built in 1891 for a cost of $1,150. In 1904, the county rebuilt the bridge, only to have it washed out in 1921. Its replacement lasted until 1927, when high water damaged the piers and the span was replaced. 8-panel truss. Trees were blown against the fourth covered bridge at this site during the Columbus Day Storm of 1962. The resulting damage forced the county to restrict the covered bridge to a 2-ton load limit with single lane traffic. The bridge was destroyed soon after, and in 1966 the current Shimanek Bridge was completed, the fifth covered bridge to occupy this site. It has been rumored that the 1891 bridge had a welcomed accommodation of a two-hole toilet built into the foundation, a luxury not found at the current covered bridge. Its red color and louvered windows are unique in Linn County.
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