ON MY SOAPBOX…Wax dummies

Enough of that serious stuff.  God will eventually serve the subpoenas, be the Judge and dish out justice for all the profiteers of Covid.

I say all that to make this humorous point.

My mentor, Lois Lion, sent me a picture…a real picture…of Nancy Pelosi today. I am sure the story will be in an upcoming edition of The Sphinx.

This picture shows why the maintenance men of wax museums should always be considered essential workers and be on duty 24 hours a day. Covid or no Covid, the air conditioner must be checked frequently to prevent these Dummies from melting and becoming even uglier than normal.

 

More Good Ones

THE SPHINX—MARTHA’S VINEYARD

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Castro did the same thing, with the Mariel Boat Lift, when Carter was President.  His prisoners and mentally ill were among the boat people.

https://www.breitbart.com/border/2022/09/18/exclusive-venezuela-empties-prisons-sends-violent-criminals-to-u-s-says-dhs-report/

Illegals are no problem in Delaware.

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-deploys-20000-national-guard-troops-to-defend-home-from-incoming-migrants

https://vineyardgazette.com/

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Sex, lunches, and flood repair are not free.

https://www.theonion.com/u-s-landlord-general-announces-plans-to-fix-constant-f-1849435953

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Any Port In A Storm Editor:  What’s going on at Martha’s Vineyard, LL ?

The Islander Or Vineyarder Cat:  That’s what some locals call themselves.  To be honest, most people with enough money don’t want to live next door to people who don’t cut their grass, rake their sand, or throw lobster shells in the street.

To be frank, if they wanted to be raped, killed, carjacked, stabbed, robbed and a hundred other inconveniences they would live in the cities I write about every day.  Good for the Islanders.  Here is some history.

https://www.mvy.com/history.html

https://theflatbkny.com/united-states/what-do-locals-call-marthas-vineyard/

https://wikitravel.org/en/Martha%27s_Vineyard

https://fun107.com/six-nicknames-given-to-summer-tourist-across-the-southcoast/

https://www.mvtimes.com/2019/08/14/mv-ps-qs-gets-called-islander/

Show me a member of Congress or other high ranking government employee that lives in a smelly hovel where your kids might get shot in bed by a drive by gang member.  Them and the rich don’t associate with the poor.  Does Hollywood or the gated communities let illegal immigrants live there?

Talk is cheap.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2022/09/18/obama-response-to-marthas-vineyard-says-it-all-while-venezuelan-aliens-puncture-attack-on-desantis-n629212

Storm tracker.

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at4.shtml?start#contents

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Storm news is everywhere, but only here can you find the Waffle House Index (WHI), it let’s you know the severity of the storm or disaster.

https://redstate.com/smoosieq/2022/09/28/moore-to-the-point-why-limit-the-waffle-house-index-to-natural-disasters-n634144

Don Lemonne is a race-baiting-Democratic Party butt-buddy.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/09/28/noaa-director-puts-the-kibosh-on-don-lemon-after-attempt-to-politicize-hurricane-n634119

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If you don’t want to pay as much for beer as gas, vote for the Republicans.  The same applies if you want the FBI top officers indicted, tried for fraud, and covering up evidence.

https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2022/09/26/report-possible-beer-shortage-inflation-troubles-americans/

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/09/26/fbi-caught-in-another-major-corruption-scandal-after-misleading-a-judge-n633007

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Maybe this will work out. I hope next, they can protect minors in the school systems.

https://nypost.com/2022/09/25/ny-introduces-sweeping-child-privacy-bill-to-make-kids-safer-online/

They are following the plans of The Group/Squad and dems.

https://nypost.com/2022/09/25/columbia-nyu-and-brooklyn-college-get-failing-grades-on-confronting-anti-semitism-report/

” I don’t want no FOP-G.D. ” man says he isn’t leaving Californication.  He needs to stay—he and O.J. are going to look for the real killers and Aunt Nancy’s soul.

https://redstate.com/levon/2022/09/26/gavin-newsom-insists-hes-not-going-to-run-for-president-says-recall-effort-was-a-sobering-moment-n633044

Stacey has always been a Democratic media creation.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2022/09/26/brian-kemp-goes-for-the-jugular-as-stacey-abrams-campaign-continues-its-freefall-n633211

Trump tried to ban this Communist Party owned platform, but the MSM and dems wouldn’t hear of it.

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2022/09/26/report-u-s-executives-flee-tiktok-because-china-calls-all-the-shots/

The dems caused the hurricane, they have the HOR, Senate, and Presidency.  Klobuchar will make a good monkey to replace Feinstein as a stupid dem.

https://redstate.com/brandon_morse/2022/09/27/amy-klobuchar-makes-wild-suggestion-that-voting-democrat-will-stop-hurricanes-n633531

Here is what Americans are fighting.  Senators Susan Collins and Angus King are taxpayer sucking leeches.  The residents deserve them.  Give your wealth to BLM/Antifa, LGBTQAI + and then talk to me about mine–you won’t do it.  Look at the ole Commie next door-Bernie Sanders has three homes.

https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2022/09/27/maine-department-of-education-calls-maga-a-form-of-covert-racism-and-white-supremacy-n633616

 

Fun Pictures

 

THE SPHINX—BIG NEWS

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Paper ballots are the most secure.

https://apnews.com/article/2022-midterm-elections-technology-colorado-donald-trump-voting-95b862c0cb66aac446a213aace504776

Newsom can almost taste Air Force One.

https://babylonbee.com/news/migrants-decline-newsoms-offer-of-asylum-in-ca-since-they-just-came-from-a-collapsing-communist-hellhole-with-no-electricity

https://thefederalist.com/

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Mediocrity killed cursive writing.

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/how-the-ballpoint-pen-killed-cursive?utm_source=pocket-newtab

The Queen’s Electronic Diary is found.

https://www.theonion.com/biggest-royal-scandals-under-queen-elizabeth-s-reign-1849535778

https://lingojam.com/CursiveTextGenerator

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Enormous Editor:  What is our big news, LL ?

The Fat-Cat:  This might be very important when it reaches The Supremes.

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/texas/article/Appeals-court-upholds-Texas-ban-on-social-media-17447566.php

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/u-s-court-big-tech/2022/09/17/id/1087922/

A record breaker is closing.

https://abc7ny.com/phantom-of-the-opera-closing-broadway-nyc/12235003/

https://nypost.com/2022/09/18/phantom-of-the-opera-sales-explode-after-shock-closing-announcement/

This bill will give the MSM total control over information and more lies with no danger of monopoly charges.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-tech-antitrust-media/u-s-lawmakers-to-introduce-antitrust-bills-to-protect-news-media-idUSKBN2B216J

Big Business has Big Money to protect their Big Profits.

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/09/19/johnson-johnson-and-a-new-war-on-consumer-protection?utm_source=pocket-newtab

The Southeast should be prepared for some bad weather.

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at4.shtml?start#contents

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This causes hate speech: Democrats stirring up their members who don’t follow the real news, TV shows that are race-baiting, and the MSM continually repeating the lies.

https://redstate.com/alexparker/2022/09/25/ivy-league-professor-says-climate-change-causes-hate-speech-n632791

This cop should be Biden’s driver.

https://nypost.com/2022/09/26/video-shows-train-hitting-cop-car-with-suspect-inside/

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Let the sanctuary city/state fools kill themselves.  The government is worried about global warming and keeping their gravy-train jobs.  The Xylazine problem has been known since 2014.

https://nypost.com/2022/09/25/flesh-eating-drug-tranq-meant-for-animals-now-linked-to-thousands-of-heroin-fentanyl-ods/

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/24769343/

After 6 years of sanctuary policies, a rich guy gets robbed.  Nothing will change until some major companies leave or politicians become victims.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/economy/concerns-arise-san-francisco-rising-crime-hurting-business

Filthydelphia is also a liberal beacon for criminals–vote for the dems.

https://nypost.com/2022/09/25/rampaging-youths-ransack-philadelphia-wawa-twerk-on-counter/

NYC has gone vigilante, everyone for themselves.

https://nypost.com/2022/09/24/d-i-y-wanted-posters-are-popping-up-in-bay-ridge/

https://nypost.com/2022/09/27/women-are-rightly-terrified-of-nyc-subways-but-our-fears-are-ignored/

San Fransicko is next.

https://redstate.com/brandon_morse/2022/09/26/real-estate-ceo-in-major-democrat-city-says-he-cant-convince-clients-to-buy-due-to-unmitigated-crime-n632937

Tips on flying.

https://nypost.com/2022/09/26/flight-attendant-reveals-secret-to-get-free-first-class-upgrade/

It might be identified with woke.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/retail/plant-based-meat-sales-declining-industry-possibly-suffering-perception-problem

There is no end to anything sanctuary.

https://www.gopusa.com/spokane-county-sheriff-invites-state-officials-to-open-their-own-homes-to-the-homeless/

Stolen from Lois Lion…A Happy Story

In these days of Gloom & Doom, it is refreshing to find
A Happy Story.

In case you missed this in yesterday’s edition of The Sphinx, click on the following link. It is encouraging to know there are still some people who share their blessings with others.

 

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/34643794/aaron-judge-home-run-ball

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MEMES

 

A New Airline

THE SPHINX—CALIFORNIA

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These are the same people who want you to eat bugs while they fly their private jets to Paris for lunch.

https://babylonbee.com/news/marthas-vineyard-lovingly-welcomes-immigrants-to-any-other-part-of-america

Ameca is more articulate than Joe.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/news/worlds-most-advanced-humanoid-robot-27997883

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/

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Save the Ruskies.

https://www.theonion.com/u-s-approves-billions-to-fund-struggling-russian-milit-1849546044

https://townhall.com/

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The Left Coast Editor:  I think Californication deserves their own newspapers, LL.

The So-What Cat:  They have a thousand, but they all report the same drivel.  They will be out of water by Thursday.

https://www.yahoo.com/video/angelenos-using-record-low-amounts-120058404.html

The plants and trees that have adapted to fog over a million years will probably die without the fog.  The coast dwellers won’t even be able to hang out towels to trap moisture.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2022/09/14/climate/san-francisco-fog.html

https://globle.io/the-elusive-future-of-san-franciscos-fog/

Their cows are leaving.  Texas is the land of contentment.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/another-california-exodus-dairy-cows-160542085.html

https://repository.duke.edu/dc/outdooradvertising/BBB5714

Taxes are below expectations.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/other/california-sees-warning-sign-from-weak-tax-revenue-collections/ar-AA11Vahd

Who pays the taxes ?  Is money Heaven sent ?

A happy story.

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/34643794/aaron-judge-home-run-ball

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Our South Eastern readers should keep an eye on Ian.

https://www.tampabay.com/

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at4.shtml?start#contents

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This is a follow up of a previous listing.  This decision is the one the JCPA bill that Cruz just help out of committee will prohibit.

https://redstate.com/heartlandinstitute/2022/09/23/courts-big-tech-censorship-ruling-is-an-exemplary-judgment-n631741

The courts suspended our liberty for 2 years—now they wake up.  What’s going on ?  What about our armed forces?

https://nypost.com/2022/09/23/nypd-union-members-axed-over-vax-mandate-ordered-reinstated/

More Bull Sheet that has to be cleaned up.

https://redstate.com/beccalower/2022/09/22/gop-congressman-warns-new-air-force-di-training-reminiscent-of-soviet-chinese-military-n631552

Have a hologram of Alex Trebek do Jeopardy.

https://nypost.com/2022/09/23/jeopardy-fans-unhappy-with-possible-rule-change/

Norway’s wind turbines can’t take it.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/norway-threatens-shut-down-wind-farm-wind-destroys-turbines

I’m going to miss Ole Joe when he joins RBG, hopefully next week.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/09/24/joe-biden-fiddles-while-rome-burns-n632388

RIP Nurse Ratched.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2022/09/24/louise-fletcher-oscar-winning-cuckoos-nest-star-dies-at-88/

I’m tired of reporting Chicago’s murders, the Windy City has a Black Big Member, female, lesbian, mayor.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/09/26/nearly-40-shot-six-killed-during-weekend-in-mayor-lori-lightfoots-chicago/

https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/15/business/mcdonalds-ceo-chicago-crime/index.html

More MEMES

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