Not-So Happy Holidays

Grab yourself a hankerchief
To dry your holiday tears.
’cause this will be your turkey
Throughout the Biden years.
-Sheila Tolley-

Smiles….

THE SPHINX—SPORTS

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Heil, mein Fuhrer.

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-abolishes-office-of-president-and-names-self-supreme-fhrer

https://thefederalist.com/

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” Me Worry “

https://www.theonion.com/californians-explain-why-they-oppose-drought-restrictio-1849480008

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/mad-magazines-iconic-alfred-e-neuman-turns-60-year-180958466/

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Sports Editor:  What is new, LL ?

The Playoff Cat:  The college football playoff championship will now have the top 12 teams.  It should shut-up the people who wanted more games.  Now the 4 loss teams will want in.

https://redstate.com/levon/2022/09/02/major-change-announced-regarding-college-football-playoff-format-n621902

Serena is retiring.

https://www.espn.com/tennis/story/_/id/34459661/serena-williams-exits-us-open-one-greatest-ever-legacy-goes-far-titles-won

https://nypost.com/2022/09/01/media-can-now-finally-stop-ignoring-serena-williams-rotten-act/

Margaret Court speaks up.

https://nypost.com/2022/09/05/margaret-court-rips-serena-williams-after-us-open-loss/

Players don’t pay attention, or maybe it was planned.

https://nypost.com/2022/09/04/gary-sanchez-nearly-struck-in-head-by-swinging-on-deck-batter/

Fortunes lost ?

https://nypost.com/2022/09/03/sum-for-mickey-mantle-card-stokes-fears-of-fortunes-lost/

The Atlanta Braves break record.

https://www.ajc.com/sports/atlanta-braves/braves-smash-truist-park-single-season-attendance-record/EM4NB7XLYFCBVBSSWJYJT2LBKI/b

What’s the big deal.  Maybe the people don’t want to be shot on the public streets, robbed, raped, have acid thrown in their face, be shot by a drive by gang member while having sex in their own bedroom, be carjacked, etc.  Anything goes in NYC.

https://nypost.com/2022/09/03/new-yorks-new-private-club-craze-is-a-cancer-on-the-city/

The New York Post had a good title for the refugees on Martha’s Vineyard.

MARTHA’S  WHINE-YARD.

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A Chick-fil-A employee saves a mother and child from a carjacking.

https://redstate.com/brandon_morse/2022/09/15/watch-chick-fil-a-employee-takes-on-carjacker-to-rescue-a-mother-and-her-child-n627644

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New neighbors for Kamala, and the mucho-rich on Martha’s Vineyard, Massachusetts.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2022/09/15/illegal-immigrants-naval-observatory-n2613138

https://redstate.com/carcand/2022/09/15/when-50-tourists-with-the-wrong-background-show-up-marthas-vineyard-chamber-claims-a-humanitarian-crisis-n627839

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/juliorosas/2022/09/15/marthas-vineyard-in-state-of-emergency-over-50-migrants-arriving-from-florida-n2613144

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The latest lies the dems are pushing is that unless you are a smelly, puss running, baby killing Democrat you are a domestic terrorist or right wing extremist. The dems have been pushing them since the Russia Collusion joke. FJB and the Democrats.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/09/14/durham-drops-n627222

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Where are the Republicans ?  They should be protesting on every MSM.  The dems want to steal the midterms.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2022/09/13/doj-refusing-to-turn-over-docs-about-biden-plan-to-intervene-in-elections-n626868

Joe said the economy is great ( it is for him ). 

https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/what-thanksgiving-christmas-travel-could-cost-you-year

Manchin will be around, like Joe, until 2024 unless Karma takes them both.  Karma should have a lot of free time with the Queen out of the way.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/09/13/joe-manchin-begs-republicans-to-save-his-bad-deal-with-democrats-n626807

What about Ancestry, hospitals, doctors, and military DNA samples ?

https://nypost.com/2022/09/13/woman-sues-after-dna-from-rape-kit-used-to-arrest-her/

They need more time at home to make up better lies—vote Democratic.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2022/09/13/1300-new-york-times-employees-refuse-to-return-to-their-offices-n2613008

Technology helps.

https://www.breitbart.com/local/2022/09/13/robotic-exoskeleton-technology-helps-arizona-veteran-walk-again/

Slimy Keith is back, what a creep.

https://nypost.com/2022/09/15/keith-olbermann-slams-cnns-chris-licht-over-morning-shakeup-s-tstorm-is-here/

Brian’s Sad Story

Brian lives in California. He was sick of the world, of Covid-19, Trump, Russian belligerence, China, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.

Brian drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.

 Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brian from the car.

 A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.
Brian is a registered Democrat.

TODAY’S BIBLE VERSE

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Perseverance in Jezero Crater’s Delta
Image Credit: NASA, JPL-Caltech, MSSS, ASU

Explanation: The Perseverance rover’s Mastcam-Z captured images to create this mosaic on August 4, 2022. The car-sized robot was continuing its exploration of the fan-shaped delta of a river that, billions of years ago, flowed into Jezero Crater on Mars. Sedimentary rocks preserved in Jezero’s delta are considered one of the best places on Mars to search for potential signs of ancient microbial life and sites recently sampled by the rover, dubbed Wildcat Ridge and Skinner Ridge, are at lower left and upper right in the frame. The samples taken from these areas were sealed inside ultra-clean sample tubes, ultimately intended for return to Earth by future missions. Starting with the Pathfinder Mission and Mars Global Surveyor in 1997, the last 25 years of a continuous robotic exploration of the Red Planet has included orbiters, landers, rovers, and a helicopter from planet Earth.

Tomorrow’s picture: stone circle analemma