Archive | September 2020

ON MY SOAPBOX….Why did the chicken cross the road?

WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY

 

Joe Biden:  I was not sniffing its feathers.

Nancy Pelosi: I will impeach that chicken when I catch it.

Lisa Murkowski: I will know in November.

Susan Collins: What she said.

BLM: Steal that chicken.

MSM Polls: When it comes back count the vote again.

Hillary: Even if in dumplings, the chicken should never concede.

Mayor Durkan: It is going to relish The Summer of Love.

Mark Zuckerberg: I know where it has been and where it is going.

Google: I am tracking that whole chicken family and Mark Zuckerberg.

Bill Clinton: Like Epstein, that chicken is looking for the easy way out.

Joe Biden: Did I already answer?

Michael Moore: I hate all chickens. I hate everything.

BLM: Burn that chicken.

Andrew Cuomo: It is trying to escape. Send it to the nursing home.

John Bolton: This is chicken warfare.

Hillary: What happened?

Nancy Pelosi: I will impeach it even if I don’t catch it.

TikTok:  我讨厌美国

Joe Biden: Did Babe RUTH really die?

Adam Schiff: Where are my eye drops?

Gavin Newsom: Why wasn’t that chicken in lock down?

Jerry Nadler: I can catch a fish with my mouth.

Juan Williams: Merrick Garland. Merrick Garland. Merrick Garland.

Joe Biden: When I get elected to the Waffle House…I am cooking that chicken.

Hunter Biden: Can someone tighten Dad’s mask?

 

THE SPHINX—FUTURE DEMOCRATS AND OTHER RADICALS

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Are you making The Sphinx too long, LL ?

I might be, history is happening too fast.  I have to do my duty.  Pigleosi said she would impeach Trump, again.  She is a good Demcomm.  She also admitted to being a Native American, using her arrows and quiver.  Too funny Nancy, tear up the nomination, like you did Trump’s SOTU speech—Oh, the HOR has diddly-squat to do with this nomination.  You old fool.

https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2020/09/20/pelosi-on-using-impeachment-to-stop-scotus-nomination-we-have-arrows-in-our-quiver/

https://www.redstate.com/scotthounsell/2020/09/20/watch-trumps-rally-tribute-to-ginsburg-is-about-as-classy-as-it-gets/

Here they come Nancy !!!

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-says-supreme-court-list-is-down-to-5-announcement-coming-friday-or-saturday

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trumps-supreme-court-court-pick-likely-to-be-amy-coney-barrett-or-barbara-lagoa-reports

Here is Joe supporting Trump’s position.

https://thenationalpulse.com/news/watch-biden-demanded-supreme-court-vacancy-is-filled-even-a-few-months-before-a-presidential-election/

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/09/20/joe-biden-falsely-claims-no-supreme-court-session-before-election/

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https://nypost.com/2020/09/20/liberals-ready-to-do-anything-to-stop-a-gop-scotus-pick-devine/

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Oh, look.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bethbaumann/2020/09/20/flashback-remember-when-mother-jones-went-after-the-rbg-cult-and-scotus-vacanc-n2576532

https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2020/09/20/the-gop-senate-damn-well-better-confirm-whoever-potus-appoints-n2576521

I know one thing, if Obama, Bill & Hill, Nancy, Schumer, and almost every newspaper in America disagrees with you—you are right.  

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Joe was busy after RBG’s death.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2020/09/20/is-anyone-else-puzzled-over-what-joe-biden-did-the-day-after-ruth-bader-ginsburg-n2576529

https://townhall.com/columnists/wayneallynroot/2020/09/20/get-ready-for-president-kamala-harris-and-vice-president-nancy-pelosi-n2576500

https://nypost.com/2020/09/19/why-us-needs-a-filled-supreme-court-for-2020-election-goodwin/

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Democratic National Committee Editor:  What is the DNC, and who are some future Demcomm candidates, LL ?

Internet Surfing Cat:  The DNC coordinates the Demcomm candidates and strategy for national, state, and local elections.  Their main job is to extort money from businesses for the party.  My first Demcomm for future office tried to extort money from Nike.  He is such a fool that he didn’t know that their money went to the NBA and China.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/14/disgraced-lawyer-michael-avenatti-found-guilty-in-nike-extortion-trial.html

The D’s aren’t giving up on him over one felony.  Their slogan for him is “Let Mikey Try It”.  His campaign song will be ” Stormy “.

Andrew Gillum will be a great Demcomm if he can stay Methamphetamine free & keep away from male prostitutes.

https://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/2020/09/10/andrew-gillum-what-we-know-former-florida-governor-candidates-2020-scandal/5769655002/

After rehab and accepting his bisexuality he is ready for another campaign.

Virginia has so many government officials accused of crimes and wearing KKK sheets that they could export some to other states.

After the Virginia voters and Demcomm Party accepted the Blackface & KKK sheet wearing current governor, the Lt. Governor is ready to be governor.  He is Black and has a couple of rape accusations against him, but is ready for the big stage.

http://www.supertalkwfhg.com/2020/09/14/virginia-lt-governor-fairfax-enters-2021-governor-race/

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/04/02/justin-fairfax-accusers-vanessa-tyson-and-meredith-watson-give-details/3343182002/

This company makes their state flags.

https://www.bollandbranch.com/collections/sheet-sets

Annie is an overlooked talent.  Amigo said he might do an article on S&M with Annie.  That would be in our Platinum Pay Edition.

Good Stuff

 There are no traffic jams along the extra mile. –Roger Staubach

 It is never too late to be what you might have been. –George Eliot

 You become what you believe. –Oprah Winfrey

 I would rather die of passion than of boredom. –Vincent van Gogh

 A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. –Unknown

 

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Equinox in the Sky
Image Credit & Copyright: Luca Vanzella

Explanation: Does the Sun set in the same direction every day? No, the direction of sunset depends on the time of the year. Although the Sun always sets approximately toward the west, on an equinox like today the Sun sets directly toward the west. After today’s September equinox, the Sun will set increasingly toward the southwest, reaching its maximum displacement at the December solstice. Before today’s September equinox, the Sun had set toward the northwest, reaching its maximum displacement at the June solstice. The featured time-lapse image shows seven bands of the Sun setting one day each month from 2019 December through 2020 June. These image sequences were taken from Alberta, Canada — well north of the Earth’s equator — and feature the city of Edmonton in the foreground. The middle band shows the Sun setting during the last equinox — in March. From this location, the Sun will set along this same equinox band again today.

Tomorrow’s picture: open space

ON MY QUOTEBOX….Gaffy, Daffy Joe

 

In a speech this past weekend Joe Biden said: “Before I finish this speech 200 million Americans will be dead from Covid 19.”

I am not a mathematics major….but if he intends to talk until 199,800,000 more Americans die from Covid 19…..he should at least be able to make it through the debates.”

-Sheila Tolley-

ON MY SOAPBOX…Valley of the dolls


WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY

 

Capitalism is a wonderful thing. When I get bored, I can always think of a new adventure that will make me millions of dollars. Don’t laugh. Remember…once upon a time, Mattel made the very first Barbie Doll. Barbie was followed by Ken, friends, wardrobes, doll houses, doll house furniture, doll vehicles, etc.

Here is my idea. I am going to produce Democrat Voo Doo Dolls. Are you laughing yet? I am so excited. I have already made my first prototype. I have had a few set-backs but I will get past them.

My first doll is Voo Doo Nancy Pelosi.

As Pelosi’s first outfit, I chose to swath her “Kente Style.” She will wear bright red, it will coordinate with the rhombuses of green and blue in the Kente cloth. Her Kente stole will swing to give her an appropriate swagger. (That is not a typo, I did not mean stagger in this case.)

Why Kente, you ask? Why Heels, you should ask.

Kente…because it is indigenous to Ghana. Skilled artisans have been weaving the cloth for hundreds of years. She used it to represent her fake respect for George Floyd. Joe Biden attended because he thought they said Pink Floyd. George Soros demanded that Nancy purchase the best Kente cloth his money could buy for the Riot-Producing Celebration. So many Georges, so little time.

(As a side note, a loyal reader pointed out to me that George Soros should have given his secret of longevity to RBG. Old George Soros is 90 years old. He can still spew hate faster than Andrew Cuomo can kill old people in nursing homes. Let me move on, Voo Doo George is a doll for another day.)

Heels…because I have already bought them…how was I to know that after kneeling for eight minutes and forty-six seconds the old bat could not get up from the floor? Enough! Do you want to buy the doll or not?

I apologize. I needed a little break. I will never make my millions with such a quick temper.

Voo Doo Nancy will be delivered with her own little Speaker gavel. It is embossed with a picture of Joe Biden saluting the Chinese Flag in his basement while wearing his mask. A collector’s item, I guarantee you.

Yes, yes I understand  you need to know the set-backs that I overcame before you invest. 

Well, the contractor who made the Pelosi dolls formed her in the “Kneeling Kente Position.”  What do you want me to do about that?  All I can do is take a loss and unload them as quickly as possible.

So if you order in the next 30 minutes, I will include Nancy’s little sub-zero freezer….OK…. two of them. Yes, the freezer is big enough so that you can put Voo Doo Nancy in it. Just be sure to remove the beautiful MAGA hat from her head. You would not want to treat that hat with any disrespect.

I will also include really nice pins for all my dolls. In fact, I have already stuck them into Voo Doo Nancy for you. It is a really generous supply of pins. She looks like a really healthy porcupine.

Order now. The supply is limited.

 

 

 

ON MY SOAPBOX…Selfish, fence-riding, windsocks


WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY

 

I do not care what state you represent, whether you are male or female, straight or LGBTQ-XYZ, the color of your skin, who or what you worship or whether or not you are currently running for re-election…..If you are holding a seat as a Republican Senator, you have a job to do. You have a duty and you need to step up to the plate.

RBG, the octogenarian, democrat member of the SCOTUS has moved on to greener pastures in Democrat Heaven. Governor Andrew Cuomo will be memorializing her with a statue in Brooklyn. Perhaps BLM will even allow it to remain in place for a week or two. So let’s flip the page and you will see that Donald Trump has a Judge to replace in the SCOTUS.

Mitch McConnell, Senate Majority Leader, has vowed that Republicans will move to fill the Supreme Court vacancy created by RBG. As McConnell made clear, “Americans reelected our majority in 2016 and expanded it in 2018 because we pledged to work with President Trump and support his agenda, particularly his outstanding appointments to the federal judiciary. Once again, we will keep our promise.”

The Republican Senators have a real and moral obligation to vote for President Trump’s nominee to the SCOTUS. As expected, we already have some fence riding, selfish, windsocks who suggest that they will not vote to fill the vacancy until after the election. They are busy checking the wind direction for their own selfish purposes before deciding which way to lean on their fence.

It would certainly be a pleasant surprise to see Mitt Romney vote Republican for a change. You would think he would be over his infatuation with John McCain and Jeff Flake by now. One is dead and the other is history, so get out of your BLM riot and get with the program, Mitt.

In United States presidential elections, a faithless elector is a member of the United States Electoral College who does not vote for the presidential or vice presidential candidate for whom they had pledged to vote.

Any Republican Senator who does not vote for President Trump’s nominee at this very important moment in our lives is EVEN SORRIER THAN A FAITHLESS ELECTOR. Think about it….

If…

Donald Trump should lose the election, these hypocrite senators, by not backing the Trump nominee, have just voted for Joe Biden’s first justice to the Supreme Court of the United States. Either Michelle or barack obama is probably the first name on Biden’s list. The same list that he will not reveal to the public.

A little something else to think about….Stephen Breyer is 82 years old and Clarence Thomas is 72. These current Supreme Court Justices AIN’T spring chickens, so to speak. There could easily be 3 seats that hypocrite senators will be tossing Biden’s way.

It is just that simple. Republican Senators, get on board and help President Trump…….if not, I hope you get blown off your wiggly-wobbly fence by the next Republican who runs against you in a primary. Damn you… if you cannot stand for Donald Trump now in this most important vote of our lifetime, you are indeed a Sorry, Selfish, Fence-Riding Windsock. 

You should move on over to Chuck Schumer’s side of the senate. When you go, take your firearms with you. That will save Beto a trip to your house later on. You are a traitor. Go home and hide your head in shame, because you are a permanent blemish on the Republican party. By not backing Trump, there is a possibility that you have assisted in placing another Democrat in the SCOTUS with lifetime membership.

One thing we all know for sure…they can live at least 87 years.

 

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