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The Editor:  Do you have some interesting places, LL ?

Toot, Toot, Cat:  I sure do.  When Joe isn’t in India, he can be found here.  Loyal reader MST thinks the women at the Shady Rest used Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific Shampoo.

Capone would be a politician in today’s world.

Here is another creepy Pigleosi, out of place in America.

Here is a secret video of a Progressive CNN-MSNBC propaganda person meeting a fact/truth for the first time.

Changes made in some places because of the Red Chinese Communist Flu of Death from Wuhan.

Hollywood needs a fumigation.


Picky Eater

Telling it like it is…..



Both men are 73 years old… no words necessary!



There is no end to hating America.  The open borders dungbeetles should be careful of the Chinese Communist Wuhan Red Death Virus.


The Editor:  What is beyond space, LL ?

Major Tom Cat:  No one knows.

Our new Mars Rover has a name.

Our Space Force is working hard.

Welcome aboard to our women.

TE:  Is it easy to travel in space, MTC ?

No,  here is the last shuttle moving to Los Angeles, and a video of how we currently get to the Red Planet.


From: Hank Ashmore
The Deplorable Infidel



Jan Howard, a country icon and Grand Ole Opry member of 49 years, has passed away at the age of 91 in Gallatin, Tenn. The news was confirmed in a statement from the Opry obtained by Fox News. In a statement, Opry vice president and executive producer Dan Rogers said: “Jan Howard was a force of nature in country music, at the Opry, and in life. We were all so lucky so many nights to hear her voice on stage and to catch up with her backstage. We’re all better for having had her in our lives.”

Howard  first found mainstream success with her hit “The One You Slip Around With” in 1960. Other notable hits of Howard’s include “Too Many Teardrops Too Late,” “Just As I Am” and “Evil On Your Mind.” She earned Grammy nominations for “Evil On Your Mind” and “My Son,” a track written for her son Jimmy, who was later killed in action in Vietnam. Howard often collaborated with Bill Anderson, finding success in their hit duets “For Loving You” and “He’s Got The Whole World.”

According to Billboard, Howard is survived by one of her three sons, two grandchildren and three great-grand children.

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“If our country is to survive and prosper, we must summon the courage to condemn and reject the liberal agenda, and we had better do it soon.”
-Walter Williams-



Rahm Emanuel once said: “You should never let a good crisis go to waste.” Nancy Pelosi took this advice when she loaded the Conoravirus Stimulus Bill with all kinds of pork to further her progressive agenda, which delayed the passage of the legislation. If anything good should come out of the coronavirus pandemic, maybe it will be the people of this country see how little the moron America hating Democrats care for the American people, for all they want is power.



AOC should be permanently quarantined.



Take your best shot on your stimulus check.


The Editor:  Is this about the kitchen cleaners like Comet and Ajax, LL ?

Soothsayer Cat:  No it’s about comets in the sky.  Comets have fascinated people since day one.

Halley’s Comet is the most studied.

Some of our loyal star gazers might remember Hale-Bopp  which passed close by in 1997.

TE:  Do you have a favorite comet story, SC ?

Ides Of May Cat:  The Caesar story was a good tale.

We have a comet headed this way.  Our President should take extra precautions in May.

Not all space rocks miss the Earth.

Here is a band named Haley and Comet.

Comets were thought to be balls of fire.

Ask your bartender….

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 Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him: “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.”


“Just put yourself in my hands for one year” said the shrink. “Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”

“How much do you charge?”

“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.

“I’ll sleep on it,” I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.

“Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00.”

A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money, so I went and bought me a new pickup truck.

“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain’t nobody under there now.”


It’s always better to get a second opinion.

ON MY QUOTEBOX….When recess is over

“I assure you the corona virus school closure has given parents a new found respect for our teachers.”

 -Sheila Tolley-