Archive | March 10, 2020

Self Righteousness

Two elderly, excited Southern women were sitting together in the front pew of the church listening to a fiery preacher. When this preacher condemned the sin of stealing, these two ladies cried out, “Amen, Brother!”

When the preacher condemned the sin of lust, they yelled again, “You preach it, Reverend!”

And when the preacher condemned the sin of lying, they jumped to their feet and hollered, “RIGHT ON! TELL IT LIKE IT IS! AMEN!”

But when the preacher condemned the sin of gossip, the two got very quiet. One turned to the other and said, “He’s quit preaching and now he’s just meddling.”

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Split Second vs Nano Second

I have discovered the answer to a question that has been puzzling scientists for hundreds of years. What is the exact difference between a split second and a nanosecond?

My girlfriend and I were getting ready to go to a fancy dinner when, right as we were about to leave home, my girlfriend asked me the question all guys dread. She asked, “Does this dress look bad on me?”

If I had said “no” in a nanosecond, we’d have been out the door. However, since I took a split second before responding, she had to go back up to her closet to change, again.

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THE SPHINX—POLLY WANTS A FIX

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https://www.usnews.com/news/health-news/articles/2020-02-21/flu-season-thats-sickened-26-million-may-be-at-its-peak

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/03/08/cruise-ship-carrying-3500-passengers-headed-to-georgia-military-base-for-coronavirus-testing-quarantine/

https://www.redstate.com/stu-in-sd/2020/03/08/hillary-is-clearing-the-decks-but-what-about-bill/

https://www.redstate.com/

https://www.foxnews.com/

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The Editor:  Who is Polly, LL ?

Fly, Fly, Away Cat:  I’m using it as a class of birds.  The parrots that showed kindness and selfless behavior turned into dope fiends when we tried to get them to show Democrats how to act like nice people.  It was awful.

https://www.studyfinds.org/parrots-naturally-exhibit-kindness-selfless-behavior-in-extraordinary-study/

https://nypost.com/2020/02/16/hungry-cockatoos-are-waging-war-on-tasmanias-opium-producing-poppy/

Polly says don’t waste vodka.  Aark, aark.

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/coronavirus-vodka-hand-sanitizer

Our Love Birds might get a new perch before long.

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/fbi-lovebirds-strzok-page-performance-brings-down-the-house-at-cpac

Maybe we should legalize cocaine, and tax it.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-colombia-drugs/colombia-aims-to-eradicate-130000-hectares-of-coca-in-2020-idUSKBN2041XP