ON MY SOAPBOX….Way too creepy



What in the world is happening to PINO Biden?

We knew when they stole the election for  Old Joe that he was merely an obama operative serving as a place-holder for VPINO Harris. But, Old Joe is getting more creepy, bordering on bizarre, with each passing day. He has stumbled into this phase of whispering that is WAY-PAST strange. You have seen him as he “leans in and crouches up”on the podium in his Pre-Whisper mode, right? He looks as though he is morphing into a Praying Mantis.

10 Wondrous Praying Mantis Facts

Joe aced the Senility Test long before they got the bow tied on the stolen election. Remember, he could not remember where he was, how he got there or which woman was his wife. Things have not improved. Now he cannot remember where he put his note cards from obama.

C’mon, fake Dr. Jill, be considerate….can’t you apply a little make-up on your husband? Not enough that he looks like The Joker…but enough  that he does not look like he crawled out of a grave on Michael Jackson’s Thriller video.

Meanwhile Joe…you keep whispering your way down that Yellow Brick Road. Your pal, Speaker Piglosi, will be gassing up the 25TH Amend-Mobile to pick you up in the very near future.


A Very Sobering Message…


Wake Up America — Eagle County Republican Party

“While I disagree with Bill Maher on most everything, he hits it out of the park on this one…maybe he figures he’s too old to learn mandarin.”

-Contributed by: Lee Norman-


A very sobering message, especially to our politicians (Republicans and Democrats) in Washington. “Real Time” host Bill Maher closed his show Friday night by sounding the alarm on China’s growing dominance over the United States. Why are Americans sleeping?…We aren’t sleeping, we are spending our time teaching and assisting little boys how to become little girls!!! And, if we aren’t busy doing that we have the Secy of Defense, responding to an order from the ‘commander’ in chief, designing stylish new uniforms for pregnant ‘soldiers’. 
“You’re not going to win the battle for the 21st century if you are such silly people. And Americans are all silly people,” Maher began the monologue, alluding to a “Lawrence of Arabia” quote.
Do you know who doesn’t care that there’s a stereotype of a Chinese man in a Dr. Seuss book? China,” he said. “All 1.4 billion of them couldn’t give a crouching tiger flying f— because they’re not silly people. If anything, they are as serious as a prison fight.”
Maher acknowledged that China does “bad stuff” from the concentration camps of Uyghur Muslims to its treatment of Hong Kong.
But he stressed, “There’s got to be something between an authoritarian government that tells everyone what to do and a representative government that can’t do anything at all.”
“In two generations, China has built 500 entire cities from scratch, moved the majority of their huge population from poverty to the middle class, and mostly cornered the market in 5G and pharmaceuticals. Oh, and they bought Africa,” Maher said, pointing to China’s global Silk Road infrastructure initiative.
He continued: “In China alone, they have 40,000 kilometers of high-speed rail. America has none. … We’ve been having Infrastructure Week every week since 2009 but we never do anything. Half the country is having a never-ending woke competition deciding whether Mr. Potato Head has a d— and the other half believes we have to stop the lizard people because they’re eating babies. We are such silly people.
“Nothing ever moves in this impacted colon of a country. We see a problem and we ignore it, lie about it, fight about it with each other, endlessly litigate it, sunset clause it, kick it down the road, and then write a bill where a half-assed solution doesn’t kick in for 10 years,” Maher explained. Then the half-assed bill is forgotten. “China sees a problem and they fix it. They build a dam. We debate what to rename it.”
The HBO star cited how it took “ten years” for a bus line in San Francisco to pass its environmental review and how it took “16 years” to build the Big Dig tunnel in Boston, comparing that to a 57-story skyscraper that China built in “19 days” and Beijing’s Sanyuan Bridge, which was demolished and rebuilt in “43 hours.”
“We binge-watch, they binge-build. When COVID hit Wuhan, the city built a quarantine center with 4,000 rooms in 10 days and they barely had to use it because they quickly arrested the rest of the disease,” Maher said. “They were back to throwing raves in swimming pools while we were stuck at home surfing the dark web for black market Charmin. We’re not losing to China, we LOST. The returns just haven’t all come in yet. They’ve made robots that check a kid’s temperature and got their asses back in school. Most of our kids are still pretending to take Zoom classes while they watch TikTok and their brain cells fully commit ritual suicide.” Out teacher’s unions are finding every single way to keep themselves on the payroll, but keep students out of the classrooms. WAKE UP AMERICANS!! That means ALL of YOU.
Maher then blasted New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio, accusing him of degrading school standards by eliminating merit and substituting a lottery system for admittance to schools for advanced learners. Our country is going down the toilet.
“Do you think China’s doing that, letting political correctness get in the way of nurturing their best and brightest?” Maher continued. “Do you think Chinese colleges and universities are offering courses in ‘The Philosophy of Star Trek, ‘The Sociology of Seinfeld,’ and ‘Surviving the Coming Zombie Apocalypse’? Can this be real? Well let me tell you, China is real. And they are eating our lunch. And believe me, in an hour, they’ll be hungry again.”




The crumbled building is going to be caused by no bedrock, corruption among the inspectors, HOA, and politicians.  This past maintenance supervisor said it all.


Carlson and DeSantis need more security.



Run Sydney, run.  Run Trump-DeSantis, run.



It’s a fact, if you have a penis you are a male  X-Y.



Here is a Black-NFL Privilege, and a regular POS Democrat Privilege.




Before China sent the Wuhan over Trump had the Blacks, Browns, Reds, Yellows, Whites, Handicapped, Mixed, and commies making more than anytime in history.  Employment was so high you had to wait for an employed person to die to get a job.




It’s a fact that Joe Biden is a monster ( as in evil ).  Lets treat his grandchildren, then the mutant genes will die out.  There is a reason you have to be 18-21 years old to make important decisions.  25 years old is proving to be a good maturity age.  IMPEACH THIS CREEP.  This sounds like the Nazis experimenting on children.


NPR is about as radical-left as you can get without going to the White House or a BLM insurrection.


Don’t let your children become statistics.




The Accurate  Editor:  For our new readers who just popped in, like a tourist stopping in a new bar for a Tequila Sunrise, what is a ” fact “, LL ?

Noah Webster Cat:  This is how a fact is defined.



TAE:  Can you explain to our Tequila Sunrise customer how facts are distorted, and become BS or just plain lies ?

NWC:  I sure can, here is an example donated to my archive from MST, a loyal reader.  No one knows what is true/factual unless it is seen or recorded (recorded to our woke readers is called HISTORY. )  Technology makes things easily recorded, but just as easily falsified.  That is why you shouldn’t believe without verifying.


Some things are true ( facts ) and some are false.  Check these out.




This should make you want to jump off the roof.  It is a fact and true.  Learn Chinese.


I almost forgot some bars recommended by Amigo, for a Tequila Sunrise.  If you don’t like sweet drinks try a good Vodka.





This woman could cleanup DC in a couple of days.







Our readers in the Northwest and Northeast should check their weather, and their pets.



Any Olympic athlete who gets tax money should be kicked out of qualifying for, or participating in the Olympics for dishonoring our flag or anthem—muy rapida/rapido ( very fast. )  Go work for CNN.


The lifetime victim attitude will keep you a lifetime loser.  The Olympic Games don’t need your attitude.



We will never get the truth about Wuhan.  Why was America working with the commies ?  Have we also sold our Biotech research to them ?


Those Nike Slavers.  Are the Democrats stopping the child-sex-slave-trade on the border ?





I hope Karma visits Joe today.


Impeach Joe.


Bring the Cannoli.




The Construction Editor:  What can you tell us about the tragedy in Florida, LL?

The Civil Engineer Cat:  It appears that the crushed building was built on a ” soft-foundation. ”  There is no reason on Earth for engineers not to build on bedrock.  Humans learned  thousands of years ago that a solid foundation was necessary for a long lasting structure.  The Bible even mentions it.



This structure was built about 5,000 years ago, on bedrock.

An early report on the crashed building in Florida says it has been sinking for 30 years.


Another report says there was a structural problem.


The truth might come out in 100 years.

The Millennium Tower in San Fransinko is still tilting.  They didn’t sink the supports to bedrock.  Corruption is sinking the piece of junk.



The owners should open up a giant roulette game.


The American Constitution is Bedrock.  The Democrats, MSM, International Companies, and racist liberals want to destroy it.  Leave it alone.




Here Is How PINO Biden Donates

ON MY SOAPBOX….Hold on, please



This is one of many true stories of mine about aggravating calls. I know you have also been the recipient of some of their irritation. It is the penalty we pay for modern communication devices and outsourced jobs.

“I LOVE the following meme. After I bought my car…..I got SO many calls about the expiration of my extended warranty, although I had never purchased an extended warranty. When that did not excite me to their satisfaction, they started calling me about oil changes.

I could obviously tell the call was not from an American, so I asked, “Where are you calling from?” She replied, “I am calling from India.” I said, “Hold on please, let me ask my Daddy if I should take my car all the way to India for an oil change.”

“Hello, are you still there?” (At this point, she is obviously trying to quickly explain that she did not mean I would bring the car to India…so I had to rudely talk over her.)

My Daddy said, “HELL NO, have you lost your DAMN mind? You can’t sling a dead cat without hitting a Maxi-Lube from the front yard.”

I wonder why those people from India always hang up on me? I never get the chance to ask if she has one of those little red dots on her forehead or if her family owns a Dairy Queen.




Trump in Ohio, two days ago.



This is an example of local involvement.  Anyone who thinks you can work with the libs is a fool.



Americans should start with their local newspapers, and officials to pressure the Liberal commies.  Ask your server at any restaurant if there is an equity-tip.  Don’t eat at Broders.  Under the new America, restaurants should pay fair wages.


Oh, my.


The internet is forever.




More news from Georgia, USA.  Why do Republicans keep voting for Communist ?  They hate us.






The See The Future Editor:  What is your article about, LL ?

Funny Cat:  It’s a rhetorical question, what would happen if all the White People in America took tomorrow off ?  I am using the most common meaning.


This is what would happen, I’m using 95 % because you never know.  95 % of these businesses would close.

The Nuclear Power plants, and all the coal, gas, and other energy producers including wind and solar.

Our Air Force, Coast Guard, Navy, Army, Space Force, and Marines would not defend anybody.

Our gas stations wouldn’t get any gas, as a matter of fact, the trucking industry would stop.

There would be little Air Conditioning or heat.  Everything in your refrigerator would spoil.

The rich couldn’t even fly to another country.  The airports and FAA would be closed.

The pharmacies would be closed.  Hospitals and clinics would close.

One blessing would be the fake news would be off the air.

Amazon, Apple, Facebook, Twitter, and all electronic communication would be off the air.

The cities would turn into death traps with traffic jams and looting.

The cops couldn’t protect anyone, but their family.

You couldn’t flush your toilet or get water from the tap.

The ports couldn’t unload ships.

Bee careful out there, the riots will continue.  Breaking LGBTQIVK news.



TSTFE:  That would be a mess, FC.

It sure would, the only organizations that wouldn’t be missed are The Presidency and Congress.  You know, electricity being out would accomplish the same thing.

TSTFE:  A strong X pulse from the sun or a couple of nuclear explosions 50 miles up in the atmosphere would also knock out the electricity, and we would be in a lot of trouble.  Hackers could knock out the electricity like they did the meat industry and pipeline.  Our government gives us only more, gloom, problems, and trouble.