The new “Will Rogers”

John Kennedy (Louisiana politician) - Wikipedia

Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy graduated Magna cum Laude from Vanderbilt, has a Law degree from University of Virginia and a degree from Oxford in England. He is no country bumpkin; he is very insightful and has a unique sense of humor.

 

 Comment about Cuomo lecturing us. “It is like a frog calling you ugly.”

 
“This election in GA will be the most important in history, you have nothing to worry about unless you are a taxpayer, parent, gun owner, cop, person of faith, or an unborn baby!”

 
Senator John Kennedy from Louisiana describes Democrats as the “well intended arugula and tofu crowd.”

 
“You can only be young once, but you can always be immature.”

“Americans are thinking, there are some good members of Congress, but we can’t figure out what they are good for. Others are thinking, how did these morons make it through the birth canal.”

“Always follow your heart…..but take your brains with you.”

“The short answer is ‘No.’ The long answer is ‘Hell No.’”

“It must suck to be that dumb.”

“When the Portland mayor’s IQ gets to 75, he oughta sell.”

“Go sell your crazy somewhere else…we are all stocked up here.”

“She has a Billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth!”

Sen. John Kennedy (R., La.) said on Wednesday that he “trusted Middle Eastern countries as much as gas station sushi, with the exception being Israel.”

“You can get a goat to climb a tree, but you’d be better off hiring a squirrel.”

“This has been going on since Moby Dick was a minnow.”

 
“Don’t stand between a dog and a fire hydrant.”

“Our country was founded by geniuses, but it’s being run by idiots”

 
“It appears that he might do the right thing, but only when supervised and cornered like a rat.”

 
“This is why aliens won’t talk to us.”

“Democrats are running around like they found a hair in their biscuit.”

“Chuck Schumer just moo’s and follows Nancy Pelosi into the cow chute.”

 

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THE SPHINX—WHAT DID YOU EXPECT

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MAYBE MLB WILL MOVE THE BRAVES HOME GAMES TO CHINA.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/06/07/critical-race-theory-georgia-the-first-state-board-of-education-to-move-against-crt/

Are transgender women birthing people ?  America deserves to crash and burn.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2021/06/07/biden-budget-birthing-people-n2590616

They should have asked Miley Cyrus to bake the cookies.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/06/07/vice-presidents-office-on-defense-after-faceless-kamala-cookies-go-viral/

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Video of Fauci, leaked by a whistle-blower.  Fauci is making another dem/Communist voter.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/rebeccadowns/2021/06/06/dr-anthony-fauci-tied-to-another-scandal-this-one-involving-fetalanimal-hybrid-experiments-n2590555

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DeSantis is the one if Trump doesn’t run.  He needs more security.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2021/06/01/teeth-are-gnashed-after-ron-desantis-makes-a-move-on-the-first-day-of-pride-month-n389717

Elon Musk vows to give every Tesla employee wrenches to tighten bolts.  The Tesla in space is among the recalled.

https://www.newsmax.com/finance/streettalk/tesla-recall-6000-cars/2021/06/02/id/1023563/

https://www.whereisroadster.com/

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The NFL loves Black Americans.

https://redstate.com/kiradavis/2021/06/02/what-in-the-actual-hell-is-race-norming-and-why-is-the-nfl-just-now-admitting-to-it-n390309

Breaking news.

https://babylonbee.com/podcast/basic/203

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2021/06/06/republican-win-in-mcallen-tx-is-great-news-for-gop-harbinger-of-massive-trouble-for-dems-n392193

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The Surprised Sports Editor:  What is going on with all the violence at sports games, LL ?

Peace Cat:  Did the media and businesses that have supported riots, arson, shootings, rape, carjacking, and several other crimes think that the violence would not infiltrate society in general?  BLM/Antifa are still rioting in Portland.

https://nypost.com/2021/06/01/fan-douses-knicks-immanuel-quickley-with-beer-gets-from-msg/

https://nypost.com/2021/05/31/man-runs-onto-court-in-76ers-wizards-game-amid-nba-fan-trend/

https://nypost.com/2021/05/31/kevin-garnett-blasts-kyrie-irving-amid-celtics-fiasco/

The New York Knickerbockers ( NBA ) want to tell you how to run your personal life.  Who would get a vaccine to watch these Chinese Communist loving losers ?

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2021/05/31/knicks-refuse-admission-unvaccinated-fans-they-advance-playoffs/

Toss in a little of just-plain-stupid.

https://nypost.com/2021/06/02/florida-boy-10-shot-after-dad-took-him-on-paintball-drive-by/

A degree is Social Protesting only has one employer–The Democrat-Media-Party.

https://redstate.com/wag/2019/10/12/learn-to-code-n117499

More rich people are leaving the Un-Golden State.  Everybody is an art project.

https://nypost.com/2021/05/29/gene-simmons-ditches-california-for-8-2m-las-vegas-pad/

https://tolleystopics.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/image007-2.jpg

https://pagesix.com/2021/06/04/irina-shayk-wears-muglers-thong-jeans-out-in-nyc/?_ga=2.67638289.1678079493.1605772234-951879754.1604898772

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