Good Ones

Beautiful…..

THE SPHINX—SOMEWHAT NEWS WORTHY

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It’s here, our White readers can now get some peace.

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-ways-you-can-be-less-white

https://redstate.com/alexparker/2021/02/11/university-wisconsin-parkside-equity-challenge-21-week-systemic-racism-n325778

Gaga’s dogs are returned.  She is trying to renege on the reward.  Give the reward.

https://nypost.com/2021/02/26/lady-gagas-french-bulldogs-recovered-safely-lapd/

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Arrive alive, the life you save may be your own.

https://www.fox5ny.com/news/oregon-dui-suspect-had-staggering-77-blood-alcohol-level-more-than-9x-legal-limit

https://nypost.com/2021/02/26/iowa-state-student-dead-from-excessive-drinking-hypothermia/

https://awareawakealive.org/educate/blood-alcohol-content

https://townhall.com/

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Everything you need to know about masks.

https://nypost.com/article/kn95-vs-n95-masks-experts-explain-the-differences/

https://www.newsmax.com/

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The Current Events Editor:  What is your first item, LL ?

Beach Cat:  The German Women’s Beach Volleyball team protested until they were approved to wear the traditional bikini uniforms.  The Qatarians relented and permitted the tiny bikinis.

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2021/02/23/beach-volleyball-stars-to-boycott-qatar-tourney-over-bikini-ban/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/no-restrictions-on-bikinis-for-beach-volleyball-in-doha/2021/02/23/83d17628-7621-11eb-9489-8f7dacd51e75_story.html

One thing the forceful women did agree to was to have one of my old travel outfits ( when I was covering the war back in 2005 ) stowed in their luggage.  You can’t be too careful with Joe in office.   

https://www.lolhome.com/funny-picture-1087575513.html

Does anyone believe the Ark of the Covenant is here.

https://nypost.com/2021/02/23/christians-in-ethiopia-never-saw-ark-of-the-covenant-they-died-for/

TCEE:  Have people or other animals been in the Americas longer,  BC ?

Wolves and dogs were here first or not.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/dogs-north-america-ice-age/2021/02/24/id/1011295/

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20160823-the-real-origin-of-north-americas-wolves

No one can question the bonds formed between dogs and humans.  Biden’s dog broke ole Joe’s foot, what a shame.  He should be careful on Air Force One’s steps.

We sure hope this incident doesn’t foretell of crimes against the rich, famous, and politicians.  With Trump out of office it frees up 100 agents ( from making-up evidence ) to investigate state crimes.

https://nypost.com/2021/02/25/lady-gagas-dog-walker-shot-in-the-chest-dogs-stolen-report/

https://nypost.com/2021/02/26/fbi-launches-probe-in-lady-gagas-dog-theft/

We know Joe supports men participating in women’s sports and shower facilities.  Does he sniff the hair of men ?  Does the White House have 9 different restrooms for the different genders ?

https://www.heritage.org/gender/commentary/after-inaugural-rhetoric-unity-biden-signs-divisive-transgender-executive-order

https://redstate.com/wag/2020/02/19/one-small-race-for-chip-chip-one-giant-leap-for-womankind-n129043

IT SEEMS TO ME…Our freedoms are in grave peril


WRITTEN BY: BILL BOWSER

 

I ran across this observation while I was surfing the web this morning. It is worth thinking about.

Vivek Ramaswamy (I don’t know anything about this guy, but he certainly makes a brilliant observation) challenged the readers to:

“Name one time in human history when the group fighting to ban books and censor free speech were the good guys.”

He indicated that he would wait for replies. Undoubtedly he is still waiting because it’s never happened.

Indeed, stifling speech and demonizing those who disagree with you is not the way societies are supposed to work. I seem to recall that people who are elected to political positions are required take an oath to swear to uphold and defend the Constitution from all enemies, foreign and domestic, but now the domestic enemies of the Constitution, and the country, have taken over the government.

The left is at war with the rest of the country. We need to do everything possible to oppose their outrageous agenda. Push back with vigor. We want our country back. What happened in Venezuela is starting to happen here. Our freedoms are in grave peril.

The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.

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ON MY SOAPBOX…Wake up, But don’t be woke


WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY

 

There was a time in my life when I would not have used the word Hate. Those days are long gone, my friend.  I tried to use, loathe, detest, abhor, and despise in this post. Really, I did!

But all those words are a touch too kind. They lack the OOMPH and ENERGY I need to make my point.

My point being…I HATE the companies and people who encourage Caucasians to Be Less White.

What in the Hell has gone wrong with America? Our morals, company policies, and codes of conduct have literally been flipped up-side-down. Yet, no one seems to care.

We have gone from “Don’t be a Racist” to “Be Less White.”

HOW STUPID IS THAT?

How can my government be fine with Coca-Cola having training classes telling their employees to be less white?

Shall we apply black face as they did in Vaudeville, on Broadway and in the minstrel shows?

I hope, since this idiotic decision, that NO WHITE PERSON buys COKE products.

Be More White….My Pale Pals!

Switch from Coke to Pepsi. Switch from Fanta to Crush.

Today we have Oreo Cookies  jumping on the Liberal Transgender Bandwagon.

They already have the Thin, Original,  Double-Stuf, Mega-Stuf and the Rainbow selection for Gay Pride. Evidently, they still aren’t sure of their Cookie-Gender.

HELLO! Coke is a soft-drink and Oreo is a cookie.

Can we keep life a little damn simpler, folks?

Everything has to be political or dangerous nowadays.

Before I would support Coke or Nabisco:

I would be a passenger with Tiger Woods driving the car,  or

Take Lady Gaga’s dogs for a walk.

 

“As Far as I am concerned…..BOTH COMPANIES BE DAMNED!”
-Sheila Tolley-

 

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Oreo created limited edition rainbow cookies to celebrate LGBTQ+ History Month - CNN

THE SPHINX—BETTER THAN CATNIP

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THESE DEMOCRATIC CREATURES ARE TRYING TO DESTROY NORMAL KIDS AND AMERICAN CULTURE.  Lets remove the genitals of all members of Biden’s family to start the show.  Then do the same to all Cabinet member’s families.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2021/02/25/rand-paul-n2585354

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Levine

NO SANE CULTURE WOULD HAVE A LGBTQ BUREAUCRAT IN CHARGE OF THE CHILDREN.  WHAT SHE PROPOSES COULD NOT BE DONE TO PRISONERS, IT WOULD BE CRUEL AND UNUSUAL.  I’M A CAT, BUT I FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN ON A TOUR OF A MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON MENTAL WARD.  I’M GETTING AMIGO TO WASH ME OFF WITH THE GARDEN HOSE.

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The dems watch out for their own.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2021/02/25/the-latest-payoff-in-pelosis-relief-bill-will-enrage-you-n2585331

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Anyone who believes anything from the Biden people is uninformed or a pinko.

https://thefederalist.com/2021/01/22/heres-the-full-list-of-every-lie-joe-biden-has-told-as-president/

Happy Birthday to the Democrats.

https://redstate.com/wag/2020/01/02/happy-klansmen-happy-nazis-happy-islamofacists-n124270

https://thefederalist.com/

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One organization conquers ageing and the infirmaries that old age brings.

https://townhall.com/columnists/katieyoder/2021/02/24/planned-parenthoods-new-report-reveals-more-than-86-million-abortions-n2585171

I couldn’t get all of the vile things that Disney supports in one article.

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-more-disney-plus-shows-that-are-getting-offensive-content-warnings

https://www.newsmax.com/

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The Sand Sculptor Editor:  What is better than catnip, LL ?

https://nypost.com/2021/02/20/chris-christie-has-no-sympathy-for-unlikeable-ted-cancun-cruz/

Tan Don’t Burn Cat:  Chris Christie making fun of Ted for going to Mexico is funny.  A couple of years ago when he shut down the beaches, he was photographed with his family on the beach. The sand sculptures that popped up on the beach were funny.  Scroll down a few notches on the first one. The artist even put a collar on his shirt.

https://www.businessinsider.com/beachgate-chris-christie-sand-sculpture-photos-2017-7

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/nj-jersey-shore-sand-sculpture-mocks-gov-chris-christie-beach-outing/197142/

https://time.com/4845053/chris-christie-sand/

You have to laugh at these jokers, or go crazy like Nancy Pigelosi.  Most of them have a messiah complex.  Once in politics they stay forever as–lobbyist–think tank employee–TV or radio creep–hanger oner, or just plain ole teat sucking bureaucrat at some agency.

https://apnews.com/article/cd9d624df32c4b6c83158113caf8d5ec

I forgot, Obama’s losers went/go to Netflix or Martha’s Vineyard.

Here is another American with ” tan & white privilege “.

A Tiger takes some flak.

https://nypost.com/2021/02/25/coverage-of-tiger-woods-car-crash-ignores-reality/

 

Drift Creek Covered Bridge

WGN – 37-21-14 Drift Creek Covered Bridge – Built in 1914 in Lincoln County by Kerry Sweitz spanning Bear Creek off of Bear Ck. Rd., single span, 66 feet long, Howe trusses

Oregon Bridge #12019. The bridge was originally constructed on Drift Creek Road at a cost of $1800. The 1942 inspection report noted that this bridge appeared to be abandoned and recommended repairs. It was disassembled in 1997 and rebuilt over a concrete span at Bear Creek. It was reopened in 2001.

PHOTOS BY: BILL BOWSER….FROM CINCINNATI, OHIO
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A Job With The FBI

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.’We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair ….. Kill her!!’ The man said, ‘You can’t be serious. I could Never shoot my wife.’ The agent said, ‘Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.’

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, ‘I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.’ The agent said, ‘You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.’

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

‘This gun is loaded with blanks’ she said. ‘I had to beat him to death with the chair.’

 

MORAL: Women are crazy. Don’t mess with them.

 

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