ON MY SOAPBOX…May I introduce the ghost tarsier


WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY

 

The Ghost Tarsier…… is one of the most curious animals on Earth … and funny!

The ghost tarsiers are simply adorable. Who can not love those huge eyes and their expression of sudden amazement? They live in the forests of Indonesia, Borneo or the Philippines. They are very small little monkeys, although the size of their eyes is striking. They are elusive and live habitually inside the trees, where they seek protection and shelter, until the moment when it gets dark. The moment in which they leave to feed on small insects and plants.

(And Slow Democrats.)

They are so lonely and private that they are usually known as “Spirits of the Woods.”

Why do I bring this little animal to your attention, you may ask?

This is why. We are doing quite well at Tolley’s Topics. I am not speaking financially, of coarse. We do not care about money. We care about THE TRUTH.

We care about tracking down the satirical truth and bringing it to our Loyal Readers, Worldwide.

Cost is no concern, we will get the truth for you.

We asked Lois Lion (The Sphinx) to travel the world and find us ‘Five really good Spies.’ As usual, she brought us tremendous results.

She introduced us to: THE GHOST TARSIER.  Seven of them. We are currently conducting interviews with the potential future employees of Tolley’s Topics.

Stay tuned. Check back and we will soon let you know the results of our interviews.

Y’all come back now. Ya Hear?

Stand By Your Man

Let’s never get rid of newspapers…

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Everyone should have an elephant

THE SPHINX—CULTURE

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AMERICANS SHOULD NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE DALLAS NBA TEAM–DALLAS MAVERICKS OR MARK CUBAN.  LET THEM USE CARDBOARD FANS FOREVER.

https://nypost.com/2021/02/09/mark-cubans-mavericks-wont-play-national-anthem-anymore/

https://pagesix.com/2021/02/07/celebrity-cardboard-cutouts-appear-in-the-stands-at-super-bowl-2021/?_ga=2.96418972.1678079493.1605772234-951879754.1604898772#5

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Whew, we almost lost Joe.

https://www.breitbart.com/health/2021/02/08/watch-joe-biden-stumbles-while-boarding-air-force-one/

https://babylonbee.com/news/help-is-on-the-way-congress-agrees-to-send-every-american-2000-worth-of-masks

This is funny.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/01/24/watch-cop-car-runs-over-tacoma-crowd-who-attacked-vehicle/

https://thefederalist.com/

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The Psaki Files.  When criminals aren’t punished they get emboldened and arrogant.

https://nypost.com/2021/02/08/psaki-mocks-reporter-asking-about-keystone-pipeline-job-losses/

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2021/01/26/317090-n317090

Say it ain’t so, Joe.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/02/08/corona-cash-financial-disclosures-reveal-biden-surgeon-general-made-millions-off-pandemic-consulting/

RIP Mary Wilson.

https://www.tmz.com/2021/02/09/mary-wilson-supremes-dead-dies/

https://redstate.com/wag/2020/03/15/commie-sue-plans-to-attend-a-protest-of-the-wu-han-coronavirus-n131259

https://www.newsmax.com/

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The Way We Are Editor:  Do you know about culture, LL ?

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/culture

I’ve Got Your Culture Right Here Cat:  I sure do, it’s the way a group of people live.  Here are some zoom-and other shots of sex and culture.  The first is Miley’s cacti garden, then a biggus phallus on a book shelf, and finally a government attorney having sex on a zoom presentation in court.

https://pagesix.com/2021/01/05/miley-cyrus-decorates-her-home-with-sex-toys/

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/woman-goes-viral-after-xrated-item-spotted-on-the-shelf-during-bbc-wales-report/news-story/13d7fca4561fc4472b8ec2ac0a02e5c4

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/solicitor-caught-having-sex-on-zoom-call/news-story/3c4f611c50829bdb2ce0529e987f91cc

Amsterdam wants to relocate their sex-district.  If they  move them to Washington, DC., it will improve the morality and ethics of the locals.  Don’t expect the Secret Service to pay for sex.

https://nypost.com/2021/02/04/amsterdam-red-light-district-moving-away-from-touristy-city-center/

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/secret-service-agents-busted-refused-pay-hooker-source-article-1.1061657

Another example of culture is what language is offensive in public and in private, similar to sex.

Breaking news, Trump becomes MENSA President.

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-bans-trump-from-intelligence-briefings-fearing-his-intellect-may-become-too-powerful

Here is a late breaking story of Nuclear Sex.  Did you feel the ground shake, baby?

https://nypost.com/2021/02/08/uk-royal-navy-officer-films-porn-with-seaman-lover-at-nuclear-base/

Nuclear sex, you can’t beat it.  Darth Vader is the navigator.

Do you want to see what the last day on a job looks like?

Good Ones….

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