Month: September 2026
Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
Mark Twain
THE SPHINX—THRILLING DAYS OF YESTERYEAR
Slimy Swalwell.
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Trump gets a win on construction.
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El-Sayed hates women, America’s laws, and dogs.
https://nypost.com/2026/08/29/us-news/el-sayeds-pawpaw-swipe-at-usha-vance-risks-backlash/
What has Islam ever done for America ??????????????
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IRAN
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He is extra security.
https://nypost.com/2026/08/29/us-news/custodian-secretly-lives-in-school-for-six-months/
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It’s true.
https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/trump-midterms-noncitizen/2026/08/29/id/1267718/
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The Space Academy.
https://www.newsmax.com/politics/space-academy-trump-u-s-military/2026/08/28/id/1267657/
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More Biden coverups.
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Using ‘smoke and mirrors’ is what got us into bankruptcy. If you owe a debt that will NEVER be paid back you are BANKRUPT. The interest is over One TRILLION a year.
https://hotair.com/stephen-moore/2026/08/29/is-the-usa-going-bankrupt-n3818472
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Fill’er up.
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Lake America memes.
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The Lone Ranger Editor: Is this about him, LL ?
The Tonto Cat: No, just a short peek into the past.
No matter what shape.
A sad song.
Tim can do it. Musk might rent some.
https://theonion.com/tim-cook-unveils-rows-of-artificial-wombs-after-announc-1846231807/
https://www.timesofisrael.com/
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Quick.
Patriot Post Memes
Comment # 1: Who forced you Stupid Ass Women to take too many hormones? Nobody did. You all want to be poor little victims. Get off your dope and LOVE your children. You are piss-poor examples of Mothers and Gross Insults to women.
Comment # 2: Children are not confused. They have been indoctrinated by Stupid Ass Parents and Teachers.
GOD IS GOING TO GET YOU ALL FOR THAT!
-Sheila Tolley-
Dog Quotes…Part 3
“This home is filled with love and dog hair.”
“Beware! Dog can’t hold its licker.”
“Dogs are like potato chips. You can’t have just one.”
“Life without a dog is like an unsharpened pencil. It has no point.”
“What I like most about people is their dogs.”
“Less people, more dogs.”
“Dogs are my favorite people.”
“The only person who understands me is my dog.”
“I don’t who care who dies in the movie, as long as the dog lives.”
“I am one dog short of crazy.”
“If our dog doesn’t like you, we probably won’t either.”
“Choosing a dog may be the only chance you get to pick a relative.”
“Leave me alone – I’m only speaking to dogs today.”
“The more people I meet, the more I love my dog.”
“When I die my dog gets everything.”
Fun Facts: Food & Drinks Part 4
Shockingly, most energy drinks don’t contain as much caffeine as coffee. A grande coffee (16 oz) at Starbucks has 320 milligrams of caffeine, which is more than the 151 milligrams of caffeine that can be found in a 16 oz can of Red Bull.
Gummy bear candies were originally called dancing bears. Hans Riegel created them back in 1920, which he made out of licorice.
The original Twinkie filling was banana-flavored. It wasn’t until World War II, due to a banana shortage, that Vanilla became the standard flavor.
Mountain Dew is an old slang term for moonshine.
Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom
Be nice to nerds.
Chances are you’ll end up working for one.
Anonymous
THE SPHINX—DRAMA
Me too.
https://nypost.com/2026/08/31/real-estate/meghan-markle-demands-9-bedrooms-for-new-uk-home/
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Finnerty speaks on Clancy and the dems.
The dems want to keep the honeypot going.
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As Mama cat used to say, he’s running with the wrong crowd.
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Canada is going to the huskies.
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We believe Gavin.
https://townhall.com/news/amy-curtis/2026/08/27/gavin-newsom-wine-cellar-n2681981
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Oklahoma.
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Good deal.
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Where are Biden’s over 10 million illegals ????????
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Postpartum psychosis.
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Trump to chair Presidents Cup.
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The Drama Editor: Do cats experience drama, LL ?
The Watch Out Cat: We sure do. Take a midnight walk thru the woods.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/drama
Here is an example. This edition is short because nothing exciting is happening, and it’s too hot to work.
Finally, the truth.
https://theonion.com/david-attenborough-admits-to-exaggerating-wonder-of-seals/
https://www.washingtontimes.com/
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Nice.
https://babylonbee.com/news/england-welcomes-meghan-markle-back-with-mandatory-burqa
Bible Verse
