As he’s walking, he catches a whiff of marijuana burning. He looks up and sees a monkey smoking a fat blunt in a tree.
“Hey, are you blazing it up there without me?” said the lizard.
“Come on up here and hit it with me, man,” said the monkey.
The lizard and the monkey smoke weed for several hours, and eventually the lizard’s mouth gets dry. He excuses himself, climbs down the tree, and heads for the river to get a drink. As the lizard is drinking, a crocodile pops out of the water.
The croc says “Whoa, man, you looked stoned to the bone. Where can I get the good stuff?”
“My monkey friend in that tree over there can hook you up,” said the lizard.
The crocodile heads over to the tree and says, “Hey! Down here!”
The monkey looks down and says “Whoa, holy crap dude, how much water did you drink?”
You have the capacity to choose what you think about. If you choose to think about past hurts, you will continue to feel bad. While it’s true you can’t change the effect past influence had on you once, you can change the effect they have on you now.
If you think you’re too small to make a difference, you haven’t been in bed with a mosquito.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
Courage is contagious. When a brave person takes a stand, the spines of others are stiffened.
Explanation: Why are Saturn’s poles geometric? Saturn’s North Pole has been known to be surrounded by a hexagonal (6 sides) cloud since discovery in 1987 in data taken by NASA’s Voyager spacecrafts, which quickly flew past the ringed world in the early 1980s. Now, recent observations of Saturn by the Hubble Space Telescope reveal a slightly different geometric cloud pattern around the South Pole: a decagon (10 sides). The geometric boundaries are possibly caused by waves when the fast-moving gas away from the poles interacts with slower-moving gas closer to the poles. In the featured image composite by the Hubble taken last year, the South Pole of Saturn is marked by an X and surrounded by bands of circulating clouds. The decagon appears most prominent in the dark inner regions. The northern hexagon has proven stable for over 40 years, while the stability of the southern decagon will surely remain a topic of research.