
Day: September 3, 2026
Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom
Comparison is the thief of joy.
Theodore Roosevelt
THE SPHINX—FALLING

Your verdict ?????
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Is this your artificial sweetener ?
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China censors flood damage in Tibet.
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For El-Sayed-champion for Ohio football.
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Help yourself.
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Don’t do it.
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Data centers.
https://www.newsmax.com/us/donald-trump-data-centers-communities/2026/08/31/id/1267852/
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Indict the crooked state agency personnel.
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Be careful who you let in.
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The Assistant Editor: Who fell at your place today, LL ?
The Worried Cat: It’s personal, but two strong men were nearby and rescued the fallen person. He was a fool for wearing flip-flops at 78 years old. Fortunately, only his pride was hurt.
This video shows one way to help a fallen person up, if the person is uninjured.
Wear sensible shoes, keep your phone on your person, and know who to call. There are many videos, but the most important thing is to have a plan, and keep some friends on speed-dial.
Get your drama from the media.
Socialism works as well as flip-flops.
https://theonion.com/democratic-socialism-myth-vs-fact/
https://www.washingtontimes.com/
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It’s true.
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-arrested-in-britain-for-briefly-thinking-about-sharing-meme