Archive | January 2021

ON MY SOAPBOX….Little Chucky’s erector set


WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY

 

Oh My Goodness! I know parents cannot predict the future, but Selma and Abraham Schumer should never had bought little Chuck that first Erector Set.

Vintage 1975 Young Erector Building Set by Gabriel Toys - YouTube

I am sure, at the time, they did not know it would cause Latent Sexual Expression Disorder. I read about it. LSED  is triggered in men at age 70 who were, perhaps unknowingly, born with Small Penis Syndrome. People with Small Penis Syndrome experience persistent anxiety about the size of their penis. These individuals worry that their penis is too small or that others will judge them for its size. These thoughts basically take command of the brain. Science shows that, at around age 70, erections are all the victims of LSED and SPS can think about. Poor Chuck Schumer, bless his little heart…and penis.

The most simple way to understand the problem is to think about it this way. We all know that Donald Trump has been living in Nancy Pelosi’s brain, rent free, for over four years. There you have it, LSED and SPS have been living in Chuck Schumer’s brain for over seventy years.

Speaking on the Senate floor is a hard job. (Pun intended)

Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer told colleagues Friday they’ll have to decide if ex-President Donald Trump “incited the erection” on the nation, stumbling over the word “insurrection.”

I have personally gone back to review all the videos of the Capitol from January 6.

I could hardly believe my eyes. Do you remember the videos that The Speech Gods continue to censor? I am speaking of the ones in which D.C. Mayor, Muriel Bowser’s police were allowing some people to freely pass through the fence.

If you ZOOM in on these videos, you too will realize, they were using that as an Erection Detection Checkpoint.

You simply cannot trust Democrats.

After moving on to another Dark File, I discovered another interesting fact.

As you know, Pfizer created the magic blue pill, Viagra, in 1989. Well, of coarse Chuck Schumer was ecstatic about the invention, who could blame him? I am not kidding, folks…right there in the Dark File video, I heard Chuck Schumer tell Joe Biden:

“Joe, after we steal the election for you, be sure to promote Pfizer as the primary vaccine supplier for Covid. If you take enough of their blue pills, the erectoral college will stand up for you.”

See what I mean. LSED and SPS have consumed his brain.

 

Viagra: the little blue pill that revolutionised our sex lives | Viagra | The Guardian

THE SPHINX—YOU WANT SOME GANJA WITH THAT

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Here is more truth about America’s government and media.  Many HOR members, Senators, and Biden are bought and paid for by their MSM.

https://tolleystopics.com/2021/01/20/what/

This is great.

https://nypost.com/2021/01/21/antifa-militants-smash-up-first-starbucks-in-anti-biden-protest/

https://www.breitbart.com/

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Trump says ” Go with God “.

https://nypost.com/2021/01/19/trump-releases-farewell-speech-celebrating-legacy/

Lost Angeles loves their pedophiles—liberalism is the future.

https://redstate.com/jenvanlaar/2021/01/22/l-a-da-gascon-prohibits-deputy-das-from-opposing-parole-for-serial-child-rapist-n314250

https://www.newsmax.com/

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The Mary Jane Editor:  Is your title a take-off on fries with your burger, LL ?

These Marijuana Buds are For You Cat:  It sure is.  You can get some Ganja with your vaccine.  This is what made America great.  When you read the origin of Ganja sort out the liberal BS.

https://nypost.com/2021/01/18/how-to-get-a-free-bag-of-weed-with-your-covid-19-vaccine/

https://www.ganjapreneur.com/the-word-ganja-origins-and-meaning/

These guys will be running the DC government.  The late Mayor Marion Barry, a cocaine addict while in office, would be proud.  He was reelected after serving his prison term for his first cocaine crimes.  He would still be better than Bowser.

TMJE:  Do your reporters ever use drugs, TMBAFYC ?

They sometimes use catnip, I swear they sound like Pigleosi, AOC, and Tlaib arguing over how to kill American Jews.  Amigo sprays them with the garden hose.

https://www.google.com/search?source=hp&ei=npQJYJnCKJH4tAWR2b64BQ&q=tlaib+comment+on+israel&oq=tlaib+comment+on+israel&gs_lcp=CgZwc3ktYWIQDDoLCC4QsQMQgwEQkwI6CwguELEDEMcBEKMCOggIABCxAxCDAToCCAA6CAgAELEDEMkDOggILhDHARCvAToFCAAQsQM6BQguELEDOg4IABCxAxCLAxCfAxCoAzoFCC4QkwI6BAgAEAo6BwgAELEDEAo6CAguELEDEJMCOgUIABDJA1DOBViFVWDwbWgAcAB4AIABcogBuQ6SAQQyMi4xmAEAoAEBqgEHZ3dzLXdpergBAg&sclient=psy-ab&ved=0ahUKEwiZiYiAo63uAhURPK0KHZGsD1cQ4dUDCAw

This is no surprise.

https://redstate.com/bradslager/2021/01/18/bidens-new-covid-relief-expert-has-a-record-on-being-incorrect-about-the-virus-and-proving-trump-correct-n312117

The dems hate soldiers, except when they need to come out from under their desks.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2021/01/22/politicians-rush-to-offer-help-over-dc-national-guard-fiasco-n2583544

Name Chip Chip’s parents.  I would name them Fitch and Bido.

https://redstate.com/wag/2020/07/25/chip-chip-presents-a-nonpolitical-cartoon-name-the-parents-n248657

When you were born matters

The best years to be born in the history of Earth, and we got to experience it all.  Thank God for all the times, the adventures, wars won, and technology developed.  Generations after future generations will never experience what we did.  What a generation we turned out to be!

Signs You Were Born in the Fifties | Palm Lake Resort

To Those of Us Born 1925 – 1955: 

At the end of this post, you will find a quote by Jay Leno.

If you don’t read anything else, you should read his quote.
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TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930’s, 40’s and 50’s!

First, we survived being born to mothers who may have smoked and/or drank – while they were pregnant.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes.

Then, after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors or cabinets, and, when we rode our bikes, we had baseball caps, not helmets, on our heads.

As infants and children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, no booster seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires and sometimes no brakes.

Riding in the back of a pick- up truck on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this.

We ate cupcakes, white bread, real butter and bacon.  We drank Kool-Aid made with real white sugar  And we weren’t overweight. WHY? Because we were always outside playing, that’s why!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day and, we were OKAY.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride them down the hill, Only to find out that we forgot about brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We did not Have Play Stations, Nintendo and X-boxes.   There were No video games, No 150 channels on cable, No video movies Or DVDs, No surround-sound or CDs, No cell phones, No personal computers, No Internet and No chat rooms.

WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and lost teeth, and there were no lawsuits from those accidents. 

We would get spankings with wooden spoons, switches, ping-pong paddles, or just a bare hand, and no one would call child services to report abuse.

We ate worms, and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, 22 rifles for our 12th, rode horses, made up games with sticks and tennis balls, and although we were told it would happen – we did not put out very many eyes.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend’s house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them.

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn’t had to learn to deal with disappointment.

Imagine that!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of … They actually sided with the law!

These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers, and inventors ever.

The past 60 to 85 years have seen an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.

If you are one of those born between 1925 and 1955, CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want to share this with others who have had the
 luck to grow up as kids before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives for our own good.

While you are at it, forward this to your kids so they will know how brave and lucky their parents were.

Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn’t it ?

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The quote by Jay Leno:

“With hurricanes,
tornadoes, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of coronavirusand terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?”

 

boy and class reciting pledge of allegiance

Office Covered Bridge

WGN – 37-20-39 Office Covered Bridge – Built in 1945 in Lane County by Timber Co. spanning North Fork Middle Fork Willamette River off of N. Fork Rd., single span, 180 feet long, Howe trusses

The bridge connected a lumber mill and its office, giving it its name. It is Oregon’s longest span, being 15 feet longer than the Goodpasture Bridge. Being constructed for logging trucks, the truss members are substantial. A covered walkway was included for the safety of workers walking between the office and lumber mill. The company-owned town, including the bridge, was sold to an investment company in 1977. In the early 1980s, the mill burned and the bridge was closed. Lane County acquired the property through tax foreclosure in 1992 and restored the bridge.

PHOTOS BY: BILL BOWSER….FROM CINCINNATI, OHIO
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