Archive | January 31, 2021

I Had It All…

Homeless man — Stock Vector © memoangeles #38495591

 

I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.

He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all.

I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed,

I had a roof over my head,

I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library.

I was working on my MBA on-line.

I had no bills and no debt.

I even had full medical benefits coverage.

I felt sorry for him, so I asked, “What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?”

Oh no, nothing like that,” he said. “

“Because of Coronavirus, I was unexpectedly paroled.”

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ON MY SOAPBOX…Oh me, they took my meme


WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY

 

I had a nice little MEME all scheduled to post for you this morning. Before I could get it posted, The Speech Gods stole it. They locked it away.

The Speech Gods have unique ways of hiding the censored information they steal from us.

As you know, Mark Zuckerberg stole the Facebook idea from twins, Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss. In court, Zuckerberg was forced to pay the twins $65 Million Dollars for his little heist. (True story)

Since Zuckerberg is such a thief himself, he trusts no one. That is why he bought Hawaii. He has ten, 3-ply Copper containers the size of semi trucks located in the middle of the island. He hides in one, that is why he is as white as Anderson Cooper. He uses the other nine containers to store the information that he steals, through censorship, from people around the world.

Twitterbird, Jack Dorsey, is a different story. He did not steal Twitter. Dorsey has explained the origin of the “Twitter” title this way: “We came across the word ‘twitter’ and it was just perfect. The definition was ‘a short burst of inconsequential information, and ‘chirps from birds’. And that’s exactly what the product was.”  (True story)

Well, Twitterbird Dorsey loved “All The Little Birds On Jaybird Street And All The Little Robins Going Tweet, Tweet, Tweet….until he didn’t. That happened when he decided that President Trump’s tweets were no longer “inconsequential.” Twitterbird Dorsey hides all his stolen information in a Secret Cave in The Kingdom of Moo. That is why he looks so much like Alley OOP. The Kingdom of Moo insists on a scraggly beard and the cave man dress code to this very day.

Amazon’s, Jeff Bezos, is the richest Speech God of all. Bezos owns 30,000 branded delivery vehicles and 20,000 branded trailers. (True fact)

Bezos previously paid all his little slaves $4.25 an hour and all the Amazon Smiley boxes they wanted. Tucker Carlson finally shamed him into paying the minimum wage, but he took away the perk of free Smiley boxes.

Bezos enjoys hiding his censored information in a different Amazon branded trailer each day. Rumor has it that he often jumps in the trailer and rides with the censored information. Between the drivers, that particular trailer is known as The Motherload for that day. He is like a cross between The Joker and Howard Hughes. Drivers report strange noises coming from the Motherload trailer and assorted wigs, heels, dresses, garters, thigh high hosiery,etc must be frequently discarded.

But, who knows maybe they were just damaged, undelivered Smiley boxes for Lady Gaga, Dolly Parton or Cher.

 

 

THE SPHINX—GET RICH CAT

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RIP Cicely Tyson.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2021/01/29/pioneering-actress-cicely-tyson-dead-at-96-after-an-illustrious-70-year-career-n318468

February is Black History Month.  All Americans should peacefully protest like BLM.  The following article is Cat-Checked to be LIBERAL  BS.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/01/29/black-lives-matter-movement-nominated-nobel-peace-prize/

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Biden is a cat’s paw for the media, including the social media monopolies.

https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/tucker-carlson-robinhood-gamestop-and-wall-streets-rigged-game

I pray for Biden every day.

https://redstate.com/wag/2020/10/27/halloween-toon-spooky-stories-n270672

https://thefederalist.com/

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Yellen is another Biden pinko.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2021/01/29/the-white-houses-reaction-to-the-gamestop-frenzy-n2583904

https://nypost.com/2021/01/29/gamestop-shares-explode-as-robinhood-lifts-restrictions/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2021/01/28/of-course-bidens-treasury-secretary-has-connections-to-hedge-fund-thrashed-by-p-n2583887

https://www.newsmax.com/

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I Lost A Bunch Editor:  How can I get rich quick, LL ?  I lost a fortune short-selling GameStop stock.

https://www.morningstar.com/articles/1019249/what-the-heck-is-going-on-with-gamestop

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/shortselling.asp

Fat Cat:  You were gambling with other people’s money.  Too bad.  You should have watched more Popeye cartoons. Poor people only have two participants.  Wimpy was always kind of short-selling.  Another form for poor people is borrowing from Peter to pay Paul.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2021/01/28/why-wall-street-is-losing-its-mind-n2583843

https://pastorappreciationblog.com/2013/01/04/really-where-did-the-phrase-rob-peter-to-pay-paul-come-from/

Nancy might rescue the stock market failures.

https://babylonbee.com/news/bankrupted-hedge-fund-managers-to-receive-600-stimulus

You could always invest in Pigleosi’s favorite ice cream.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8939861/Left-wing-Democrats-claim-Pelosis-expensive-ice-cream-drawer-voters-lockdown-crisis.html