Archive | January 22, 2021

The Hooker’s Union


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A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, “Is this a union house?”

“No,” she replied, “I’m sorry it isn’t.”

“Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?”

“The house gets $60 and the girls get $40,” she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, “Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules.”

The man asked, “And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?”

“The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.”

“That’s more like it!” the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blue-eyed blonde, “I’d like her,” he said. 

“I’m sure you would, sir,” said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 80 year old woman in the corner, “but Nancy here has 40 years seniority and according to union rules, she’s next.”

Strange New Respect for…Nancy Pelosi?: Podcast –


Now you know what’s wrong with the seniority system in the House and Senate.



ON MY SOAPBOX…Buy a vowel, hold the umbrella



I guess most Americans are now familiar with the name Jen Psaki? That is PINO Biden’s Press Secretary.  Maybe it is just me but, doesn’t she need to buy a vowel and stick it right between the P and s in her name. Or perhaps, make the P silent, as in pneumonia. It is a pretty cool name though, it sounds like one of those drinks with a little umbrella…”I’ll have a Psaki on the rocks please, hold the umbrella, I don’t trust those little trinkets made in China.”

Well, Jen Psaki had her first press conference yesterday.  Oh yeah, they threw her some really tough questions.

Here is a good tough example. They asked Psaki if PINO Biden (hold on, let me explain this….I will never address Joe Biden as President just as I have never capitalized the word obama. Biden will always be PINO {President In Name Only} and I never had enough respect for obama to give him a capital letter.) So lets start over on the little historical moment of Psaki’s first question.

They asked Psaki if PINO Biden would keep Donald Trump’s Air Force One color scheme change?

Psaki replied: This is such a good question.

How nauseating. I puked.

That is a stupid question. We all know China will have it painted red with gold stars. Now let’s get serious.

Where in the hell is Jim Acosta? I know CNN took away his Chief White House Correspondent title, but surely they can send him back for a day or two. We want some HARDBALL questions. We want to know all about this new PINO and FLINO First Family. Get down and dirty with them. Treat their family and kids like you did Trump’s. NOTHING is off the table.

Don’t be nervous, Acosta…I have prepared some well-thought out questions for you. All I need for you to do is bring your arrogant ass to the next press conference…and treat PINO Biden with the same disrespect that you showed President Trump. Will you get answers to these questions for me, please?

Who is in possession of Hunter Biden’s laptop at this moment?   Will PINO Biden diligently pursue the current federal investigation of Hunter Biden?   Will Hunter and Burisma rekindle their “AFFAIR” since the BIG GUY managed to steal the election?   Was PINO Biden contacted before Hunter was kicked out of the military for testing positive for cocaine?   Why did PINO & FLINO Biden spend their honeymoon in the Hungarian People’s Republic, behind The Iron Curtain?     Were they already friends with the Hungarian brothers, George and Paul Soros?   Why was the name of FLINO Jill’s daddy changed from Giacoppo to Jacobs?   Why did FLINO Jill get her doctoral degree under her birth name of Jacobs instead of Biden, even though she had been married to PINO Biden for 30 years at the time?   Since Hunter has blessed PINO Biden with a bastard grandchild, that PINO BIDEN continually forgets to include in his total grandchildren count, does Hunter now wear a condom when he has sex with strippers?   Since FLINO Jill was once a model in Wilmington, Delaware, will we be seeing every pose of her distributed all over the internet like we did our Beautiful Model and First Lady Melania Trump?   Do you think, in stark contrast, the SPEECH GODS will censor those of FLINO Jill?   Will FLINO Jill be sporting those classy stiletto heels like our gorgeous FLOTUS Melania Trump, or will she lean more toward those size 13 converse sneaker clown shoes of V-PINO Harris?

As you will notice, Arrogant Acosta, 99% of these questions require only yes/no answers. With a cooperative Press Secretary, working with an experienced reporter, such as yourself, you should be able to get answers to all these simple queries in less than ten minutes. Go for it Boy, because….

Inquiring minds want to know.

(By the way….these questions highlighted in blue are taken straight from FLINO Jill’s biography. They are not jokes..think about it.)




There was a single winner in the Powerball Lottery for 01-20-21.  The Mega Million will probably top 1 Billion for the 01-22-21 drawing.


This is our only coverage of Joe’s inauguration, surrounded by 25,000 armed troops.


This is great.  Biden and the msm will have to work harder to give China more of America.


The plan of the dems and news media is to make any protesters, but mainly white citizens, look like white-supremacist if they protest.  That’s why the armed troops are surrounding DC.  They even accuse the troops guarding them of being white-supremacist.  They did background checks on them.  It’s their plan.


When history is written, Trump will be the greatest President since Lincoln—FDR was a Socialist.

This is directed at the DOJ, FBI, CIA, and other alphabet agencies that tried to overthrow a President.


Chip Chip has problems.


The 2021 Editor:  Are things jumping, LL ?

Mexicali Cat:  They are jumping like a Mexican Jumping Bean Cocktail.  They jump like a democrat seeing a flag or the Constitution.

Another great Mexican liquor is Mezcal, you get a worm or something in it.

I like these, they remind me of Easter Eggs.

As it turns out, the Mexicans are ahead of most of the world in getting protein.  You also feel better.  Mealworms will replace Michelle’s carrots in American school menus.

This is one of the ” sock it to me ” origins of the phrase mentioned in Kamala’s sock story.  As things evolved Nixon turned out to be the most honest of every President from 1969 until Trump was elected.

This will be K’s first shoe endorsement.

This is funny. Pigleosi already gives her national security briefings to China.  The FBI wouldn’t know what to do with a computer.  Hillgal cleaned all of her equipment.  They held the computer that a citizen gave them full of Hunter and Joe Biden’s Ukraine influence peddling for 8 months.  After said citizen turned a copy over to the New York Post, the FBI suddenly found their copy.  They SUX.

Patriots are going against the wind.

Astronomy Picture of the Day

The Milky Ring
Image Credit & Copyright: Alvin Wu

Explanation: An expanse of cosmic dust, stars and nebulae along the plane of our Milky Way galaxy form a beautiful ring in this projected all-sky view. The creative panorama covers the entire galaxy visible from planet Earth, an ambitious 360 degree mosaic that took two years to complete. Northern hemisphere sites in western China and southern hemisphere sites in New Zealand were used to collect the image data. Like a glowing jewel set in the milky ring, the bulge of the galactic center, is at the very top. Bright planet Jupiter is the beacon just above the central bulge and left of red giant star Antares. Along the plane and almost 180 degrees from the galactic center, at the bottom of the ring is the area around Orion, denizen of the northern hemisphere’s evening winter skies. In this projection the ring of the Milky Way encompasses two notable galaxies in southern skies, the large and small Magellanic clouds.

Tomorrow’s picture: light-weekend