The wife is just not into Elvis
WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY
Oh My Goodness! I know parents cannot predict the future, but Selma and Abraham Schumer should never had bought little Chuck that first Erector Set.
I am sure, at the time, they did not know it would cause Latent Sexual Expression Disorder. I read about it. LSED is triggered in men at age 70 who were, perhaps unknowingly, born with Small Penis Syndrome. People with Small Penis Syndrome experience persistent anxiety about the size of their penis. These individuals worry that their penis is too small or that others will judge them for its size. These thoughts basically take command of the brain. Science shows that, at around age 70, erections are all the victims of LSED and SPS can think about. Poor Chuck Schumer, bless his little heart…and penis.
The most simple way to understand the problem is to think about it this way. We all know that Donald Trump has been living in Nancy Pelosi’s brain, rent free, for over four years. There you have it, LSED and SPS have been living in Chuck Schumer’s brain for over seventy years.
Speaking on the Senate floor is a hard job. (Pun intended)
Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer told colleagues Friday they’ll have to decide if ex-President Donald Trump “incited the erection” on the nation, stumbling over the word “insurrection.”
I have personally gone back to review all the videos of the Capitol from January 6.
I could hardly believe my eyes. Do you remember the videos that The Speech Gods continue to censor? I am speaking of the ones in which D.C. Mayor, Muriel Bowser’s police were allowing some people to freely pass through the fence.
If you ZOOM in on these videos, you too will realize, they were using that as an Erection Detection Checkpoint.
You simply cannot trust Democrats.
After moving on to another Dark File, I discovered another interesting fact.
As you know, Pfizer created the magic blue pill, Viagra, in 1989. Well, of coarse Chuck Schumer was ecstatic about the invention, who could blame him? I am not kidding, folks…right there in the Dark File video, I heard Chuck Schumer tell Joe Biden:
“Joe, after we steal the election for you, be sure to promote Pfizer as the primary vaccine supplier for Covid. If you take enough of their blue pills, the erectoral college will stand up for you.”
See what I mean. LSED and SPS have consumed his brain.
Here is more truth about America’s government and media. Many HOR members, Senators, and Biden are bought and paid for by their MSM.
This is great.
Trump says ” Go with God “.
Lost Angeles loves their pedophiles—liberalism is the future.
The Mary Jane Editor: Is your title a take-off on fries with your burger, LL ?
These Marijuana Buds are For You Cat: It sure is. You can get some Ganja with your vaccine. This is what made America great. When you read the origin of Ganja sort out the liberal BS.
These guys will be running the DC government. The late Mayor Marion Barry, a cocaine addict while in office, would be proud. He was reelected after serving his prison term for his first cocaine crimes. He would still be better than Bowser.
TMJE: Do your reporters ever use drugs, TMBAFYC ?
They sometimes use catnip, I swear they sound like Pigleosi, AOC, and Tlaib arguing over how to kill American Jews. Amigo sprays them with the garden hose.
This is no surprise.
The dems hate soldiers, except when they need to come out from under their desks.
Name Chip Chip’s parents. I would name them Fitch and Bido.
WGN – 37-20-39 Office Covered Bridge – Built in 1945 in Lane County by Timber Co. spanning North Fork Middle Fork Willamette River off of N. Fork Rd., single span, 180 feet long, Howe trusses
The bridge connected a lumber mill and its office, giving it its name. It is Oregon’s longest span, being 15 feet longer than the Goodpasture Bridge. Being constructed for logging trucks, the truss members are substantial. A covered walkway was included for the safety of workers walking between the office and lumber mill. The company-owned town, including the bridge, was sold to an investment company in 1977. In the early 1980s, the mill burned and the bridge was closed. Lane County acquired the property through tax foreclosure in 1992 and restored the bridge.
PHOTOS BY: BILL BOWSER….FROM CINCINNATI, OHIO