If this is true…it is hilarious

App Insights: Frozen Chicken Scream | Apptopia

 

Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4-pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea was to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

 British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers.

 WHEN THE GUN WAS FIRED, THE ENGINEERS STOOD SHOCKED  AS THE CHICKEN HURLED OUT OF THE BARREL, CRASHED INTO THE SHATTERPROOF SHIELD, SMASHED IT TO SMITHEREENS, BLASTED THROUGH THE CONTROL  CONSOLE, SNAPPED THE ENGINEER’S BACK-REST IN TWO, AND EMBEDDED ITSELF IN THE BACK WALL OF THE CABIN, LIKE AN ARROW SHOT FROM A BOW.  THE HORRIFIED BRITS SENT NASA THE DISASTROUS RESULTS OF THE EXPERIMENT, ALONG WITH THE DESIGNS OF THE WINDSHIELD AND BEGGED THE U.S SCIENTISTS FOR SUGGESTIONS.

 NASA RESPONDED WITH A ONE-LINE MEMO

 “THAW THE CHICKEN.”

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The Dance

 

This classical dance was created in China and broadcast at Shanghai Disneyland.   They are not dance artists, but robots made in China. The performance time is only about 5 minutes, but the waiting time for tickets is 4 hours, and the ticket price is 499 yuan. ($75) It is more complex than Japan’s and has perfect facial expressions. Both dancers are robots.They look so real that they cannot be distinguished from actual people.

THE SPHINX—A CAT’S OPINION

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THIS IS A GREAT JOB FOR LOCAL MONEY AND PERSONNEL TO TAKE CARE OF.  IT HAS BEEN ONLY 10 MONTHS.  The Liberal Commie has lost control of the mob.

https://www.breitbart.com/law-and-order/2021/01/02/portland-mayor-admits-failure-in-dealing-with-antifa-asks-for-federal-state-help/

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The sanctuary states that are still closed will have to riot and loot to get food and liquor under Buyden.

https://justthenews.com/government/biden-cabinet-picks-yellen-paid-google-blinken-facebook-disclosure-docs-show

Abortion is the world’s number 1 killer.

https://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2021/01/01/abortion-leading-global-cause-of-death-in-2020-with-42-7-million-killed/

https://redstate.com/wag/2020/05/04/my-body-my-choice-n136204

Look !!!

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/01/01/report-nancy-pelosis-california-home-vandalized-with-pigs-head-fake-blood/

https://justthenews.com/

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One of these Bama players should win the Heisman Trophy.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/30634287/watch-alabama-najee-harris-hurdle-notre-dame-twitter-go-wild

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2021/01/01/social-media-show-their-bias-after-jon-ossoff-accuses-kelly-loeffler-of-campaign-with-a-klansman-n302636

Look, again.

https://www.tmz.com/2021/01/01/nancy-pelosi-house-vandalized-pigs-head-fake-blood-spray-paint-stimulus/

https://www.newsmax.com/

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The 2020 Editor:  What are your cat opinions, to close out 2020, LL ?

See The Future Cat:  I Don’t believe any photos/videos I see on the internet.  Remember the six-toed Kardashins.  This is what they look like before make-up.

https://www.worldwildlife.org/stories/why-are-sloths-slow-and-six-other-sloth-facts

 I Don’t believe ANYTHING I READ FROM GOOGLE, AMAZON, ABC, NBC, CBS, TWITTER, FACEBOOK, APPLE, CNN, MSNBC, AND THE WASHINGTON POST OR NEW YORK TIMES.

Remember the Democrats are arm-in-arm with the rioters ( Antifa,BLM-Thugs), and the media mentioned above.

T2020E:  Is that all of the Dung Beetles that you don’t trust, STFC ?

I don’t believe anything these people say, FBI, CIA, DOJ, Judges, any Democrat and their pets, any government commission, bureaucracy, think-tank, committee, caucus, sex-thruple, half of the Republicans, Chinese, South and Central Americans, Mexicans, and any country in the European Union.

One more group to avoid is ESPN.  All these left wing, radical, Communist, amoral, toads do is try to push an Antifa-BLM agenda.

https://nypost.com/2021/01/01/espns-kirk-herbstreit-rips-mike-leach-over-wild-bowl-brawl/

America is bankrupt, morally, emotionally, physically, ethically, and financially.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2020/12/21/rand-paul-eviscerates-congress-for-enabling-state-government-lockdowns-n2581931

https://www.usdebtclock.org/

For sure-busted.

Things running thru my mind while rocking in the chair on my back porch….

I had amnesia once—or twice….

I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart. Now what?

Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he’ll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.

My weight is perfect for my height–which varies.

I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

How can there be self-help “groups”?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants off.

Is it me –or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

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