Month: April 2026
Smiles…
Fun Facts…Baseball Part 1
A regulation baseball must be nine to nine-and-a-quarter inches in circumference and weigh between five and five-and-a-quarter ounces.
A baseball bat must be no more than two and three-quarters inches in diameter at its thickest, no longer than 42 inches, and weigh no more than 36 ounces.
Historically, however, before these regulation weights and measures were introduced, some baseball bats weighed as much as three pounds.
The distance between the bases on a baseball diamond is 90 feet.
Baseball was originally played without gloves. One of the first players to adopt the practice was Doug Allison, a catcher for the Cincinnati Red Stockings. He only began wearing a glove in 1870 when he injured his hand and wanted to protect it from the ball.
The average baseball match lasts just under three hours. The actual gameplay, on average, lasts just 18 minutes.
The fastest MLB game in history lasted just 51 minutes. It was played between the New York Giants and the Philadelphia Phillies in 1919.
The longest game in history, between the Chicago White Sox and Milwaukee Brewers in 1984, took just over eight hours.
Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom
If at first you don’t succeed,
redefine success.
George Carlin
THE SPHINX—OLD MEMES
Boycott Kimmel advertisers and anything DISNEY.
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Trump targets Iran’s shadow-banking system.
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Lock him up.
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This is how Democrats run everything. They run issues into the ground through incompetence and fraud, then ask for Federal Taxpayer Money. How many BILLIONS in fraud does California have ?????
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This is the complete legacy of Barack and Michelle.
Barack is a Democrat not a Constitution supporter.
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Data center news.
Build the power plants and the AI Data Centers will come.
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Frauds galore.
https://www.newsmax.com/newsmax-tv/mehmet-oz-medicare-fraud/2026/04/24/id/1254127/
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Loudoun County, Virginia has one of the worst run school districts in the world.
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Personal memories.
https://redstate.com/andrewmalcolm/2026/04/26/malcolms-memories-n2201472
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Room for another conspiracy.
Maybe N.Y and N.J. are mismanaged. The World Cup Championship is bigger than the Super Bowl.
For New Jersey voters.
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The Meme Editor: What is funny today, LL ?
The 2025 Cat: Nancy thanking Allah for her 700 million.
Trump has Nancy under glass.
https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2022/364/f3de22cb-91af-472b-ae2a-83e93ca4f4c9-536×311.png
Let’s hear it for the potato.
https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/01jtspxggm0ncs1n3sdm3traqh.jpeg
America’s problem isn’t the Wit Sisters, it’s the people who vote for them.
https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/19840.jpg
Surprise, high risk behavior effects your chances of things happening.
You can control the InfoWars.
https://theonion.com/at-long-last-infowars-is-ours/
https://www.timesofisrael.com/
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You asked for it. The new photos/videos will be normal screen size.
https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-cook-to-be-replaced-by-tim-cook-pro-max-17
Astronomy Picture of the Day
Waves on Titan
Video Credit: Una Schneck
Text: Cecilia Chirenti (NASA GSFC, UMCP, CRESST II)
Explanation: Have you ever thought about surfing on an alien world? We can now expand the search for the perfect wave from Earth to the rest of the Solar System, and beyond. Scientists have developed a new model for simulating waves on other planets. Titan is one of the 274 confirmed moons of Saturn to date, and the only object in the solar system (besides Earth) known to have liquid lakes and seas on its surface. The featured video shows a simulation of waves on Earth (right) and on Titan (left), under the same conditions (the scale marker is in meters). A light breeze would create taller, slower-moving waves on Titan than on Earth, because the lakes there are filled with light liquid hydrocarbons, and because of Titan’s low gravity and higher atmospheric pressure. In a couple of years, NASA expects to launch the Dragonfly mission, which will travel for 6 years and send a rotorcraft to explore Titan and study its microbial habitability.
Tomorrow’s picture: like pearls on a string
Bible Verse
Lord, I want to make you happy. I want my words and my thoughts to please you. You are my strong Rock and you are my Redeemer.
Oh Gavin, I have a perfect plan for you…
Take a little visit to the remote Southeastern, Paupa region of New Guinea. Make it a point to visit the Korowai Tribe.
It AIN’T The French Laundry Restaurant, BUT…it is one of the few Cannibalistic Tribes left in the World.
They would LOVE to have you for Dinner!
-Sheila Tolley-
Patriot Post Memes
If you are fortunate enough to have the original copy of this painting…FRET NOT, MY FRIEND!
Simply, cut the Classy man in black away from the
Waste of paint in pink. Now, Shred & Flush the pink feces.
Buy a really expensive frame for Prime Minister Winston Churchill, hang it proudly on your most prominent wall.
You are welcome.
-MST-
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I have contacted PETA. They will soon start rescue missions
for the Donkeys that have been trapped & kidnapped by the Democrat party.
PETA totally agrees with me that more than enough
Human Jack Asses are already Democrats by personal choice.
-MST-
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