A Little Good News…

I have always enjoyed this song.
This link was sent to me from a friend,
after she received it from a friend.

I hope all Tolley’s Topics friends enjoy it.
-Sheila Tolley-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV8KpnvhLCo

Smiles…

Fun Facts…Baseball Part 1

A regulation baseball must be nine to nine-and-a-quarter inches in circumference and weigh between five and five-and-a-quarter ounces.

A baseball bat must be no more than two and three-quarters inches in diameter at its thickest, no longer than 42 inches, and weigh no more than 36 ounces.

Historically, however, before these regulation weights and measures were introduced, some baseball bats weighed as much as three pounds.

The distance between the bases on a baseball diamond is 90 feet.

Baseball was originally played without gloves. One of the first players to adopt the practice was Doug Allison, a catcher for the Cincinnati Red Stockings. He only began wearing a glove in 1870 when he injured his hand and wanted to protect it from the ball.

The average baseball match lasts just under three hours. The actual gameplay, on average, lasts just 18 minutes.

The fastest MLB game in history lasted just 51 minutes. It was played between the New York Giants and the Philadelphia Phillies in 1919.

The longest game in history, between the Chicago White Sox and Milwaukee Brewers in 1984, took just over eight hours.

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

If at first you don’t succeed,
redefine success.
George Carlin

Bible Verse

 Lord, I want to make you happy. I want my words and my thoughts to please you. You are my strong Rock and you are my Redeemer.

Oh Gavin, I have a perfect plan for you…

Take a little visit to the remote Southeastern, Paupa region of New Guinea. Make it a point to visit the Korowai Tribe.
It AIN’T The French Laundry Restaurant, BUT…it is one of the few Cannibalistic Tribes left in the World.

They would LOVE to have you for Dinner!

-Sheila Tolley-

Patriot Post Memes


If you are fortunate enough to have the original copy of this painting…FRET NOT, MY FRIEND!
Simply, cut the Classy man in black away from the
Waste of paint in pink. Now, Shred & Flush the pink feces.
Buy a really expensive frame for Prime Minister Winston Churchill, hang it proudly on your most prominent wall.
You are welcome.

-MST-
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I have contacted PETA. They will soon start rescue missions
for the Donkeys that have been trapped & kidnapped by the Democrat party.

PETA totally agrees with me that more than enough
Human Jack Asses are already Democrats by personal choice.

-MST-

Smiles….

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

It’s amazing how fast you can
clean when friends are on their way over.
Anonymous

Fun Facts…In The Water Part 3

Walrus tusks can grow to more than three feet in length.

The sailfish is the fastest animal in the ocean. It can swim at speeds of around 70 mph, making it almost as fast as a cheetah.

The Australian Box Jellyfish is the most venomous animal in the ocean. Their stings can cause paralysis and heart failure and are often lethal.

Alligators cannot survive in salt water.

If a shark stops swimming, it will drown.

Some species of seals spend so much time in the water that they spend three-quarters of their lives holding their breath.

All that holding their breath messes up a seal’s body chemistry, however: some larger seals, including elephant seals, can have as much as 10% carbon monoxide in their blood, which would be toxic in humans.

The Baikal Seal lives solely in Lake Baikal in central Asia. It is the only fresh water seal species in the world.