Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Aim for the moon. If you miss,
you’ll land among the stars.
Anonymous

THE SPHINX—SMART OR NOT

NEWS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENCE ASSOCIATION DINNER (WHCA) —-Shots fired.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/04/25/president-trump-address-the-media-following-attack-at-the-whca-dinner-n2675071

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2026/04/25/new-whcd-shooter-identified-from-california-n2201695

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NFL draft news.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/draft2026/story/_/id/48547351/2026-nfl-draft-grades-32-teams-kiper-winners-losers-steals-sleepers-favorite-picks-classes

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Good news for people with hearing difficulties.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/04/24/trump-humorous-moment-in-white-house-highlights-deal-with-good-news-for-american-people-n2201647

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The IRGC sounds like American Democrats when their taxpayer FRAUD MONEY IS STOPPED.   They might become dissatisfied.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/04/25/iran-leadership-tells-citizens-to-ration-energy-after-us-and-israeli-strikes-cripple-infrastructure-n2675053

https://redstate.com/streiff/2026/04/25/president-trump-orders-the-witkoff-kushner-trip-to-islamabad-canceled-no-more-talking-about-nothing-n2201674

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Trump to clean up the Reflecting Pool.

https://pjmedia.com/david-manney/2026/04/23/trump-restores-a-landmark-and-saves-millions-n4952135

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Good blockade news.

https://www.newsmax.com/politics/iran-blockade-pete-hegseth/2026/04/24/id/1254080/

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Ban the brainwashing from TV.    Kids get their homosexual sex education at school.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/04/22/nolte-fcc-looks-into-childrens-tv-failing-warn-parents-lgbt-propaganda/

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They started off as 15.

https://www.breitbart.com/news/appeals-court-rules-texas-can-require-ten-commandments-in-school/

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=history+of+world+part+1+ten+commandments+scene#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:562afdc7,vid:I48hr8HhDv0,st:0

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Good news.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/04/24/5th-circuit-clears-way-for-texas-to-arrest-suspected-illegal-immigrants-n2675046

Who will fill in for Karoline ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/04/24/why-the-white-house-press-briefings-could-get-nuts-when-karoline-leavitt-takes-maternity-leave-n2675016

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Mamstinky.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/24/us-news/mamdani-doubles-down-on-ken-griffin-attack-despite-citadels-threat-to-pull-6-billion-nyc-project/

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The W Editor:    What is your article about, LL ?

The W Cat:   Who cares.    I am curious as to why people spend on average over $8000 on funerals.   I cat-understand on honoring the deceased person, but if you have to go into debt, it is a stupid act.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/16/business/paying-for-a-funeral-would-force-more-than-half-of-americans-into-debt-study/

Long time readers will recall when the last building on this spot washed away.   I do not think it was built on bedrock.  Potential buyers are not buying.   They must be smart.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/16/real-estate/the-delmore-in-surfside-still-hasnt-sold-any-homes/

If it was located in NYC they would have to worry about the strike.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/16/real-estate/nyc-doormen-strike-2026-what-a-walkout-by-34000-workers-means-for-1-5-million-new-yorkers/

Drugs ?

https://theonion.com/coachella-cancels-weekend-2-after-drugs-found-on-festival-grounds/

https://www.washingtontimes.com/

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Fold them or ask the ghost of Joan Crawford.

https://theonion.com/man-torn-over-which-shirt-worthy-of-wooden-hanger/

https://www.newsmax.com/