A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof.

 He googled to locate an ad for a  “Bear Remover.”

 He calls the number and the bear remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes.

 The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He’s got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

 “What are you going to do,” the homeowner asks?

 “I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I’m going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.

When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. 

The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.”

 He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

 “What’s the shotgun for?” asks the homeowner.

 “If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.”

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Because the Earth is not a perfect sphere, the circumference around the equator (24,900 miles) is slightly larger than the circumference around the poles (24,800 miles).

The mean average temperature of the entire planet is 59F.

It doesn’t take the Earth 365 days to orbit the Sun, but rather around 365 1/4. That extra quarter day (around six hours) is why we need to add an extra day to our calendar every four years.

The Earth’s crust is the thinnest, coldest,and least dense of all the Earth’s geological layers. At its thickest point, the crust is no more than around 30 miles thick. The Earth’s outer core is more than 1,400 miles thick.

The crust is also divided into two sections known as the sial (the lighter, less dense rocks that form the bedrock of the continents) and the sima (the denser rocks, lying under the sial, that form the ocean bed).

The Earth’s largest lake is actually a sea. The Caspian Sea in west central Asia/the far easter of Europe is 1,400,ooo sq miles in size. That is more than 40 times the size of Lake Superior.

The Sahara is the world’s largest sandy desert and is growing by around 30 miles every year.

The world’s oldest desert, meanwhile, is the Namid  Desert in southern Africa. It has been covered in arid sand for more than 70 million years. 

 

History will be kind to me for I
intend to write it.
Winston S. Churchill

The Democrats must want a nuclear war, what snakes.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/04/20/60-minutes-admits-iran-had-enough-uranium-to-make-at-least-ten-nuclear-weapons-n2674738

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Why isn’t Trump sinking the small gun boats ??????

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/04/19/trump-to-iran-n2674702

A bigger ship.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/04/20/more-on-the-iranian-ship-fired-on-by-us-navy-n2201471

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Another preventable shooting.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/04/20/louisiana-shooting-update-criminal-record-gun-control-n2674736

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It’s about time.   If performers cared about their live audiences they would limit tickets sold to companies like Ticketmaster.    TM probably makes more per ticket than the artists.

https://www.newsmax.com/finance/streettalk/live-nation-ticketmaster/2026/04/15/id/1253052/

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Gavin’s ‘political action committee’ (PAC) purchased most of his books.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/04/17/newsom-pac-bought-his-book-n2674621

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He should have hired a driver after his last accident.

https://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/48502155/tiger-woods-fights-subpoena-prescription-drug-records

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Poor Hunter.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/16/us-news/hunter-biden-hiding-out-from-20m-debts-at-luxury-california-estate-not-south-africa-its-a-ruse/

Virginia voters get what they voted for.  Republicans need to organize crime victims. 

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/16/new-dhs-rips-virginia-sanctuary-policies-after-illegals-25th-strike-n2201355

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She will sell her car and air conditioner.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/04/17/wisconsin-sec-of-state-blames-april-weather-on-climate-chage-n2674624

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NATIONAL

A Louisiana man goes insane.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/19/us-news/8-kids-ages-1-to-14-killed-in-mass-shootings-across-shreveport-louisiana/

More fraudsters.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/04/16/dc-solar-accountant-gets-66-months-for-role-in-912-million-fraud-scheme-n2674584

The Republican Party needs to spend a few million in Georgia.    Get a senate seat and state races back as Republican.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/04/17/georgia-lt-governor-race-heats-up-with-hardline-campaign-messaging-on-immigration-radical-islam-n2674506

ANIMALS

Keep pets leashed.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/16/entertainment/baywatch-star-david-charvet-accused-of-malibu-hit-and-run/

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Mamstinky

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2026/04/19/video-mets-fans-blame-10-game-losing-streak-mamdani-curse/

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The Interesting Editor:    What is of interest, LL ?

These Links Cat:    Here are a few things I ran across.   A warplane.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/07/swamp-fox-f-16-goes-beast-mode-jassms-on-wings-bvr-teeth-ew-claws-ready-for-iran-n2201045

A monastery from ancient times.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/08/science/ancient-monastery-from-earliest-centuries-of-christianity-unearthed-at-desert-site/

Trump reduces the size of government.   It is too late to save America’s economy.   Interest on the national debt is one TRILLION  a year.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/04/10/federal-workforce-shrinkage-n2674225

https://www.usdebtclock.org/

Americans are already fighting like these chimpanzees.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/10/science/ugandan-chimps-in-midst-of-first-recorded-ape-civil-war/

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=money+song#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:c59bb953,vid:-0kcet4aPpQ,st:0

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Erica, Erica.

https://genesiustimes.com/swalwell-transitions-to-black-woman-prompting-immediate-dismissal-of-all-sexual-assault-allegations/

https://www.washingtontimes.com/

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He should give Fancy Nancy Communion before she passes.   She still has no Soul.

https://babylonbee.com/news/catholics-find-common-ground-with-protestants-in-ignoring-what-the-pope-says-most-of-the-time

https://www.breitbart.com/

Jesus says, ‘Listen! I will come soon! I know what each person has done. I will give each one what they deserve. I am ready to do that.