Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

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Fun Facts…Outer Space Part 1

On Venus, one year lasts the equivalent of 225 Earth days, but one day lasts 243 Earth days…so a day on Venus is longer than a year.

Venus is not alone either. It takes Mercury 88 Earth days to orbit the sun, but the time from sunrise to sunset on the planet is 176 days. So a day on Mercury is almost twice as long as a year.

You could fit more than one million Earths inside the Sun.

Neither the Earth nor the Moon is perfectly spherical. In fact, they are both elongated, like a ball that’s been squashed. The technical term for that shape is an “oblate spheroid”.

Moonlight is not actually light from the Moon because the Moon itself is not a light source. In fact, what we call moonlight is sunlight reflected off the Moon, despite the Sun being out of sight. 

Astronomers have averaged out the color of all the visible light in the universe and found that the universe is, on average, slightly beige. They have called this color “Cosmic Latte”.

Our galaxy, the Milky Way, smells faintly of rum. Scientists know that because there is a cloud at the center of our galaxy comprised of a chemical called “ethyl formate,” which as well as giving raspberries their distinctive flavor, has a similar scent to sweet rum.

Every year, the Moon drifts further away from the earth, while the Earth’s rotation is gradually slowing and lengthening our days. 

Beautiful Flashbacks From Yesteryear…PART 5

THE SPHINX—ANIMAL ARCHIVES

Hopefully the feds will put her away.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/cherfilus-mccormick-scandal-ethics-hearing/2026/04/21/id/1253693/

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No more mandatory flu shots for the military.    I can hear the drug companies complaining.

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/04/21/pentagon-finally-drops-flu-mandate-ends-years-of-forced-shots-for-troops-n2201548

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Apple’s CEO to retire.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/04/20/tim-cook-to-step-down-as-ceo-of-apple-n2674793

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Trump has me guessing.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/04/21/iran-ceasefire-extended-n2674844

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Who trusts doctors—they are cutting off sex organs of minors.

https://hotair.com/headlines/2026/04/17/whats-the-deal-with-alzheimers-disease-and-amyloid-n3813989

The Sphinx quit covering these a year or two ago.

https://pjmedia.com/scott-pinsker/2026/04/18/welp-were-officially-at-the-circling-the-drain-phase-of-the-tucker-carlson-and-candace-owens-gimmick-n4951932

Policies can create behavior.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/18/seattles-homelessness-and-open-air-drug-use-crisis-now-exploding-under-socialism-n2201432

What was on the ship trying to run the blockade ???

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/04/21/heres-what-was-on-that-seized-iranian-tanker-n2674795

NATIONAL

Air Traffic Controllers.

https://pjmedia.com/bryan-s-jung/2026/04/18/6000-apply-as-air-traffic-controllers-after-dot-secretary-duffy-proposes-recruiting-gamers-n4951917

NYU students streak for more information.

https://www.breitbart.com/education/2026/04/19/nyu-students-streak-in-their-skivvies-to-protest-college-merch/

A steel-tin mill reopens.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/20/big-beautiful-new-win-for-us-manufacturing-us-steel-to-restart-gary-tin-mill-n2201489

Senate hearing.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/04/21/trumps-fed-chair-pick-has-fun-at-elizabeth-warrens-expense-at-confirmation-hearing-n2201543

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The Fauna Editor:    What is on tap for today, LL ?

The Animal Cat:    I have a break from politics.   Here are some animals from my archives.    The first is Democrat dogs looking for some Russian Collusion.   I think they are all real.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=corgi+races+on+beach+video+funny#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:f97a6c55,vid:i9Ig4wy-ym8,st:0

School crossing.

https://tolleystopics.com/2025/11/17/turkey-crossing/

Those were the days.

https://nypost.com/cover/august-12-2024/

Caw-Caw.

Instinct.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/instinct

https://tolleystopics.com/2024/10/07/a-baby-beaver-so-cute/

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Try it.

https://theonion.com/requirements-for-becoming-a-nasa-astronaut-1819592525/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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The Pope has a lion’s name.

https://babylonbee.com/news/blasphemy-pope-leo-shares-ai-picture-depicting-himself-as-donald-trump

https://redstate.com/

Bible Verse

All people die because of what one man did. That man was Adam. And it is because of another man that people can rise up after death to a new life. That man is Christ.