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eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball

Fun Facts…World Languages Part 1

There are over 7,000 different languages in the world.

On average, one world language is lost when its last native speaker dies, every 40 days.

Worldwide, almost 1.5 billion people speak English, either as their mother tongue or as a second language. If you are an English speaker, you could comfortably communicate with roughly one in every five people on the planet.

The world’s most-spoken first language is Mandarin Chinese. It has more than 950 million native speakers. This means that roughly one-eighth of the entire world speaks Mandarin as their first language.  

French is an official language in 29 different countries worldwide…but it is only the third most-spoken of Europe’s major Romance languages (those descended from Latin), behind Spanish and Portuguese. 

Papua New Guinea is home to more languages, 840…than any other country on the planet. Almost one in eight of all the languages spoken in the world are used in Papua New Guinea. 

 

THE SPHINX—BUSINESS

This can nullify the entire election of states that participate.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/04/14/democrats-just-got-one-step-closer-to-seize-presidential-elections-n2674457

*****

Eric became expendable.

https://pjmedia.com/scott-pinsker/2026/04/15/the-mystery-sweeping-dc-who-executed-the-political-hitjob-that-destroyed-eric-swalwell-n4951817

Most everyone involved in national politics knows Swalwell is a degenerate slime ball.   The media finally got approval to print everything.   The same people knew Joe Biden had lost touch with reality, but the autopen was a good replacement.

https://hotair.com/david-strom/2026/04/13/we-all-knew-about-swalwell-say-democrats-n3813830

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Let’s see if Judge Dugan has Judge Privilege.   June 3 is her sentencing date.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/04/13/hannah-dugan-sentencing-n2674352

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Sink all of them at sea or at their docks–today.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/13/iran-now-threatening-us-navy-with-speedboats-they-should-ask-the-cartels-how-that-works-n2201232

OTHER

The once Great Britain.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/12/british-greens-new-masterplan-throw-open-the-doors-to-every-soul-on-earth-n2201208

Our older readers might remember ‘Baby Jessica’.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/14/us-news/baby-jessica-arrested-over-domestic-dispute-at-texas-home/

Good deal.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/15/idf-new-airstrike-on-hezbollah-deadlier-than-2024-pager-explosions-n2201333

It’s entertainment.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/04/16/maines-dem-senate-hopeful-apparently-likes-watching-jewish-people-die-n2674535

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Mamstinky

https://nypost.com/2026/04/13/us-news/staggering-8-figure-sum-nyc-taxpayers-will-pay-to-fund-mamdanis-first-city-owner-grocery-revealed/

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The Business Editor:     Do you have some business news, LL ?

The What’s In Your Clean Bed Cat:    I have some things from various news organizations.    The CEO of JPMorgan Chase isn’t happy about NYC.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/06/business/jpmorgan-chase-ceo-jamie-dimon-warns-of-business-exodus-from-nyc-as-mamdani-lefty-pols-push-for-tax-hikes/

Move the stock market to another state.   Gavin is still mentioned for President.

Maybe CBS has started telling the truth.    The Blue states run up billions in bills and expect the Federal government to bail them out.   Hopefully Congress will stop giving money to them.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/04/06/cbs-exposes-newsoms-135-billion-train-debacle-no-tracks-laid-billions-wasted-and-going-nowhere-n2200999

Big business for lawyers.   This isn’t the NYC turnstiles on the subway, where half the people don’t pay.   The first fence should be to the ground.   American parents are stupid enough to elect Democrats, so who cares about a toddler.

https://www.breitbart.com/health/2026/04/06/police-wolf-injures-toddler-at-pennsylvania-zoo-while-parents-were-looking-at-their-phones/

A help for national security.

https://www.breitbart.com/radio/2026/04/06/exclusive-david-park-direct-lithium-extraction-in-arkansas-could-help-break-reliance-on-china/

Angel Reese takes care of her own business.    She isn’t an Angel.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/06/sports/angel-reese-traded-by-sky-after-different-direction-threats/

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=devil+in+disguise+song+elvis#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:4f95234f,vid:-sjWaGnonns,st:0

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She knows.

https://genesiustimes.com/ketanji-jackson-argues-that-since-trump-bombed-iran-hes-now-an-iranian-citizen/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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Smart judges make America great.

https://genesiustimes.com/federal-judge-orders-artemis-ii-crew-to-turn-around-mid-flight-seek-congressional-approval-before-proceeding-to-moon/

https://www.breitbart.com/

Bible Verse

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