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Fun Facts…Games & Pastimes Part 1

The oldest known chess set dates from 900 CE. It was made in India.

The proper name for the hobby of collecting stamps is philately, while a stamp collector is a philatelist.

Other words for collectors and enthusiasts include an arctophile (a collector of teddy bears), deltiologist (a collector of post cards), phillumenist (a collector of match boxes), tegestologist (a collector of beermats) , and scripophile (a collector of stock and share certificates).

Chess is a compulsory school subject in Armenia.

In the Polish version of Scrabble, Z is worth one point.

There are around 1,000 possible openings to a game of chess.

The character on the front of a Monopoly box is called Milburn Pennybags.

The character you operate on in a game of Operation is called Cavity Sam.

The murder victim in a game of Clue is called Mr. Boddy (but was called Dr. Black in the United Kingdom version, Cluedo.)

 

 

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

It’s not about having time,
it’s about making time.
Unless it’s for lunch, then we make time.
Anonymous

THE SPHINX—LIBRARY SPECIAL

Baby Trump and Palm Sunday.

Oh, no.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/03/31/ridiculous-judge-orders-construction-trumps-white-house-ballroom-to-be-halted-n2673735

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The ‘subject to the jurisdiction’ phrase would not have been included if births of illegals were automatically citizens.   The court screwed up, just like in the original abortion ruling.

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2026/mar/29/160-years-supreme-court-settle-birthright-citizenship-illegal/

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Van Hollen is a lying Democrat worm.   The lies don’t work on informed people.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/03/30/watch-as-even-legacy-media-shuts-down-a-dem-over-their-false-narrative-on-dhs-funding-fight-n2200772

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North Carolina’s voter ID law is legal.

https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2026/03/27/an-obama-judge-made-a-good-ruling-for-a-change-and-its-huge-n4951160

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Don’t Lie, like Schumer.

https://www.breitbart.com/middle-east/2026/03/30/trump-new-iran-regime-in-place-and-talking-but-u-s-will-blow-up-its-power-infrastructure-if-no-deal/

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NATIONAL

She wants to borrow money for this BS from children not yet born—NATIONAL DEBT $39,000,000,000,000  (TRILLION).  Any legal voter who supports her is a retard.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/03/27/squad-member-doesnt-want-tax-dollars-funding-ice-but-is-okay-funding-reparations-for-illegal-immigrants-n2673554

Good.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/03/27/new-game-changer-apache-helicopter-launches-altius-700-drone-n2200694

OTHER

English should have been taught in Quebec schools, as a second language, for the last hundred years.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/30/business/air-canada-ceo-steps-down-amid-backlash-over-apology-video-after-laguardia-plane-crash/

It should be as clean as a swimming pool.  Even Corn Pop should be able to swim in it.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/03/31/trump-doug-burgum-cleaning-up-d-c-s-absolutely-filthy-reflecting-pool/

Do it.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/03/31/trump-just-issued-his-most-consequential-executive-order-yet-n2673749

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Mamstinky

https://nypost.com/2026/03/31/us-news/mamdani-heckled-while-speaking-at-nyc-passover-seder-during-tense-moment/

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The Architect Editor:    How do Trump’s preliminary library plans look, LL ?

The High Rise Cat:   I’m not sure I would land on my feet if I jumped from the top.   I might not land at all.                    

A first look at Trump’s Library.

https://x.com/EricTrump/status/2038773279788331022

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/03/30/second-son-eric-gives-first-look-at-trump-presidential-library-and-its-yuge-n2200806

Visitors can land at Trump International Airport.

https://www.newsmax.com/politics/florida-ron-desantis-donald-trump/2026/03/30/id/1251311/

Obama’s North Korean guard tower shows the difference between DEI Woke, and Trump’s Individual Exceptionalism.

https://nypost.com/2025/10/15/us-news/obama-presidential-center-compared-to-death-star-trash-bins-eye-of-sauron/

The difference is…..

Everyone needs a goal.

https://theonion.com/new-enterprise-spokesman-claims-he-lost-250-pounds-by-renting-cars/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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Grrrrrwwwwwlll

https://babylonbee.com/news/tiger-woods-awarded-honorary-california-cdl

https://www.breitbart.com/

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