Month: November 2020
Rapid Train Service
A passenger train is creeping along, painfully slow. Finally, it creaks to a complete halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.
“What’s going on?” she yells out the window.
“Cow on the track!” replies the conductor.
Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace. Within five minutes, however, it stops again. The woman sees the same conductor walking by again. She leans out the window and yells, “What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?”
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Talkative Tourist
A Texan was taking a taxi tour of London and was in a hurry. As they went by the Tower of London the cab driver explained what it was and that construction of it started in 1346 and was completed in 1412.
The Texan replied, “Shoot, a little ol’ tower like that? In Houston we’d have that thing up in two weeks!”
Next they passed the House of Parliament – started in 1544 and completed in 1618.
“Well boy, we put up a bigger one than that in Dallas and it only took a year!”
As they passed Westminster Abbey the cab driver was silent.
“Whoah! What’s that over there?” asked the Texan.
The driver replied, “I don’t know, it wasn’t there yesterday.”
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Politoons
THE SPHINX—A SAD STORY
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The Times have hated America for years. They love terrorists. Oh, the owners family were slave owners.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2020/11/28/nyt-tweet-on-iranian-n2580761
https://nypost.com/2020/07/18/the-family-that-owns-the-new-york-times-were-slaveholders-goodwin/
Here is an Adam skank Schiff Cat.
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Trump is still working.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/reaganmccarthy/2020/11/27/potus-to-stump-for-perdue-loeffler-n2580738
Here is another winner.
https://nypost.com/2020/11/26/national-dog-show-2020-scottish-deerhound-wins-best-in-show/
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The Somber Editor: Do you know of sad stories, LL ?
Wistful Cat: I sure do. These guys were raised by wolves. It sounds like DC.
https://www.ancient.eu/Romulus_and_Remus/
This is a sad story for the Iranian terrorist, and New York Times.
TSE: That is sad, WC. What are the politicians here trying to do ?
They are trying to turn the kids into, gangsters, crooks, thieves, even snitches.
The riot governor of Oregon wants neighbors to snitch on each other. They voted for Biden and more riots.
The interim Jeopardy host is in jeopardy.
THE SPHINX—WHO OWNS WHAT
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If you are shopping online do it now, or your purchase will be late.
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This is great news. Did he meet Trump at the airport ?
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/iranian-scientist-nuclear-program-killed-reports
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/reaganmccarthy/2020/11/27/potus-to-stump-for-perdue-loeffler-n2580738
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Maybe Newsom doesn’t own California, like his free mansion which someone gifted him.
https://www.oann.com/effort-to-recall-calif-gov-gavin-newsom-granted-120-day-extension-to-march-17/
China wants a New World Order–did you vote for China Joe Biden ?
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The Music Editor: Who owns the music, LL ?
Piper Cat: I know one old saying, whoever pays the piper calls the tune.
https://www.oann.com/taylor-swift-says-her-master-tapes-sold-off-for-second-time/
https://www.tmz.com/2020/11/23/taylor-swift-scooter-braun-feud-record-masters-highlights-amas/
She made a bad decision.
Almost 1/3 of all land in America is owned by the “People”.
Southwest Air owns many 737 Max Planes.
California residents love their radicals. They voted for the shut-down and Biden. They might do it without electricity.
Who owns the Republican DOJ ? In two years they have one conviction in the attempted overthrow of our government.
Kim Carnes-Bette Davis Eyes
Politoons
ON MY SOAPBOX…..Searching for a synonym
WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY
Like most baby boomers, I was raised to have manners and to show respect for others. This was especially true with what was called “My Elders.” You could bet your Candy Cigarettes and Atomic Fire Ball on that! One of the very first rules a child learned was that when an Elder asked you a yes/no question…your response would always be followed by Ma’am or Sir. There were no exceptions to that rule.
I can remember when using the word “HATE” was synonymous with cursing. It was OK to “not like” something but it was never OK to “hate” it. That rule applied to the food on your plate, your neighbors, your teachers, television shows, etc. It applied to everything.
I say all that to say this….I have searched high and low to find a synonym that I can substitute for the word HATE in my conversations and posts in this New, Woke, Modern world. There is not one to be found. They just do not work.
I have tried loathe, detest, abhor, despise, abominate. They simply don’t fit. Those words would work fine if I were writing about ex-husbands, road construction, anchovies, pitbull dogs, etc. They simply do not have enough OOMPH to describe my feelings about the Liberal/Socialist/Communist Democrats.
It has taken me seventy years, but I have finally learned to HATE. Why not? I am finally WOKE. I think I deserve an award for reaching this new level of emotion. After all, Governor Cuomo is receiving the International Emmy Founders Award for killing the most old people in nursing homes during the first wave of Covid.
Call me selfish, but I certainly think I deserve the National Emmy Award of LSC Democrat Hatred. It took me seventy long years to get to this point, DAMMIT…and I want my award!!!!
I even maintain a Daily Hate List of my LSC Democrat Devils. Once a person gets on my list, they are never removed. They are simply moved up or down on my list. I have so many battling for First Place I may need to resort to mail-in ballots to break the tie.
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THE SPHINX—YOU ASKED FOR IT
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Trump should rent Hillgal’s Scooby Doo Van and tour the Peach State.
https://thepostmillennial.com/trump-to-head-to-georgia-to-back-gop-senators-in-run-off-races/
He could hire Fredo Cuomo as his driver—he’s smart.
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Mattis is an open-border destroy America Swamp Creature, that’s why Trump Fired him.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2020/11/26/pa-witness–usb-cards-n2580714
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The Asked Editor: Is this about the old TV show, LL ?
We Borrow Stuff Cat: It is similar. We borrow a lot of other people’s works, like Joe. Many California residents are not happy with the liberals they re-elected/have.
This would be great for the Pennsylvania liberals and media.
https://redstate.com/alexparker/2020/11/21/283479-n283479
As the article mentions, the Health Secretary is a male identifying as a female. They will be in the Mr/Ms/Mrs/other Pennsylvania beauty pageant. WE MAKE FUN OF ALL PEOPLE IN POLITICS. Color, sex,religion, nothing matters.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/us-opioid-deaths-rising-coronavirus-lockdowns
Sidney is qualified.
California is a socialist paradise.
If ole Joe wins I hope he does this on day one. It sounds wonderful. You liberals/dems asked for it.
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