https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2026/03/02/monday-morning-meme-madness-n2425325

Two Cajun Pastors

Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road.

They were both on the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that read: ‘Da End is Near Turn Yo Sef ‘Roun Now Afore It Be Too Late!’

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, ‘You religious nuts!’ From the curve they heard screeching tires, and a big splash…

Boudreaux turns to Thibodaux and asks, ‘Do ya tink maybe da sign should jussay…… ‘da Bridge be Out?’

 

Centuries ago, people used to believe that crocodiles shed tears while consuming their prey. This belief was later proven to be incorrect, and scholars theorized that people might have observed crocodiles (which live in water bodies) dripping with water near the eyes, and assumed they were tears. Crocodiles do, in fact, have tear ducts, but these are used to moisten the eyes when the creature has been out of water for a long period of time. 

The phrase “crocodile tears” actually exists in almost every European language because it was first coined back when most people in the region still spoke Latin. It means “false, superficial, or insincere display of emotions.”  It’s used to describe displays of grief that are hypocritical or meant for one’s own personal benefit. 

Growing old is mandatory,
but growing up is optional.
Walt Disney

 

LATE BREAKING NEWS

Casualties

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/03/01/us-reports-3-soldiers-killed-in-action-5-seriously-wounded-in-operation-epic-fury-n2672096

These jokers are like Democrats after Trump won, they won’t obey the law and punish criminals.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/03/01/iran-forms-new-leadership-council-after-khameneis-death-vows-revenge-n2199714

https://nypost.com/2026/03/01/us-news/trump-reveals-us-destroyed-9-important-iranian-naval-ships/

Texas shooting.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/01/us-news/austin-mass-shooter-possibly-motivated-by-iran-attacks-quran-found-in-car-as-fbi-eyes-terrorism/

Cincinnati shooting.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2026/03/01/cincinnati-riverfront-live-shooting/88932656007/

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IRAN NEWS

The people celebrate.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/02/28/iranians-celebrate-victory-as-khameni-supreme-leaders-meet-their-maker-n2199696

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/03/01/iranians-celebrate-on-the-streets-of-tehrangeles-after-epic-fury-but-gavin-newsom-has-hurt-feelings-n2199705

Memes.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/02/28/now-the-iran-meme-battles-have-begun-and-theyre-hilarious-n2199703

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Iran’s number 1 killer is dead.

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2026/02/28/waltz-remarks-at-un-security-council-n2199694

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/02/28/confirmed-ayatollah-ali-khamenei-is-dead-n2672068

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/02/28/guess-what-us-media-companies-are-parroting-likely-iranian-propaganda-n2672063

No American casualties in first 12 hours.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/02/28/fox-news-no-american-casualties-n2672065

The people need to clean out the old terrorists, or they will have them sabotaging everything like Democrats in current America.    Have free elections.

https://nypost.com/2026/02/28/world-news/netanyahu-says-signs-point-to-irans-supreme-leader-khamenei-being-no-longer-alive/

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Joe and the Democrats let in around 15 million illegals to cause the problems we see everyday.   That’s their plans.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/02/27/nj-illegal-hurts-three-kids-fleeing-from-ice-n2672006

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Warner Bros. & CBS news.

https://nypost.com/2026/02/26/media/paramount-skydance-victory-in-warner-bros-discovery-bidding-war-came-after-failed-netflix-exec-visit-to-win-over-white-house/

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Mortgages are at a 4 year LOW.

https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2026/02/26/mortgage-rates-fall-below-6-for-first-time-since-2022/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/02/26/rocket-mortgage-announces-partnership-with-compass-to-make-trumps-home-affordability-agenda-a-reality-n2671958

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Baby Trump talks about SOTU.

More cover up from the Los Angeles fires.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/02/27/smoking-gun-la-firefighter-says-he-was-retaliated-against-for-noticing-lachman-fire-not-extinguished-n2199633

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This should be in every Republican ad until 2028.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/02/25/bynum-standing-up-for-americans-was-racist-n2671865

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This is interesting, Prince Andrew, Gates, and many of the visitors to Epstein’s Island are losing status and positions while Bill Clinton had at least 26 visits and is still overlooked.

https://nypost.com/2026/02/25/us-news/former-harvard-president-larry-summers-will-fully-resign-from-ivy-league-over-epstein-ties/                    

INTERNATIONAL

Hamas is still in control of Gaza.   The peace deal is a joke.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/hamas-seen-working-to-maintain-control-of-gaza-via-trump-backed-bodies/

Maybe they were from the Freedom Cartel smuggling freedom to Cuba.

https://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2026/02/25/cuban-coast-guard-opens-fire-on-us-registered-speedboat-four-killed/

https://nypost.com/2026/02/26/us-news/truck-driver-killed-on-speedboat-by-cuban-guards-fell-into-obsessive-and-diabolical-quest-for-countrys-freedom-brother/

NATIONAL

The former Los Angeles fire chief sues the mayor for lying.   It is one way to stop the lies.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/02/24/fired-former-lafd-chief-has-had-enough-of-karen-bass-sues-her-for-lying-about-devastating-fires-n2199541

The sanctuary cities are losing control of their criminals.

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2026/02/25/watch-maryland-police-are-powerless-as-street-takeover-rages-around-them/

Maybe this is Bernie’s last term.   His term ends in January 2031, hopefully he will retire to be with his family.  He is 84 now.

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2026/02/25/bernie-sanders-gets-torched-in-fiery-hearing-youve-been-sitting-here-longer-than-ive-been-alive-n2199568

I hope no one does this to Congressional Democrats.

https://www.breitbart.com/border/2026/02/25/whatabeatdown-watch-texas-whataburger-manager-beat-back-alleged-attacker-with-trash-can/

The hero of Democrats and the MSM are quiet now about this alleged killer.

https://nypost.com/2026/02/27/us-news/luigi-mangione-escapes-death-penalty-after-doj-decides-not-to-appeal-ruling/

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Mamdinky and his supporters support terrorist.

https://nypost.com/2026/02/28/us-news/mamdani-aoc-omar-among-far-lefties-piling-on-trump-over/

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The Blue Grass Editor:    What’s up with Kentucky, LL ?

You Couldn’t Pay Me To Be A Horse Cat:   There are a bunch of things to do.

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g28938-Activities-Kentucky.html

State symbols.

https://statesymbolsusa.org/states/united-states/kentucky

State song.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=kentucky+state+song#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:f3c4d5ab,vid:6NtATzg2Ec8,st:0

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Sometimes you have to improvise.

https://genesiustimes.com/unbreaking-news-the-shooter-wasnt-a-white-cis-gendered-male-so-were-going-to-stop-covering-this-story/

https://state-journal.com/

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Who knew ?

https://babylonbee.com/news/amazing-new-study-suggests-you-can-just-think-thoughts-without-posting-them-online

https://www.newsmax.com/

I have no idea where this new breed of women came from…but I will give them all the money that Ilhan Omar has stolen from Minnesota after she is found guilty of fraud, if they will all return to their Rainbow Rat Holes…AND STAY THERE!
-MST-

 

Libs will hate this one! Makes me LOVE it even more!
-MST-

 

President Trump is cleaning up your mess.
So sit down and SHUT UP!
-MST-

 

For sure, Monica wore it better…Absolutely!
-MST-

 

 

Houman David Hemmati, MD, PhD

47 years ago, I stood at a window in Tehran as a 3-year-old boy, smelling burning tires and hearing the chants that would steal my country. I didn’t have words for what was happening. Today, I am watching smoke rise over the same city — but this time the smoke is not the end of Iran. It is, God willing, the beginning of her resurrection. Several weeks ago I wrote in that the fever of 1979 was finally breaking. I never imagined I would wake up to see that fever confronted so directly.

Israel — with the clear support of the United States — has launched a preemptive strike deep into Tehran and against the regime’s military machinery. Explosions in the capital. Military targets hit. The IRGC’s aura of invincibility, already cracked, is shattering in real time. I do not celebrate war. No decent person does. What I celebrate — what millions of Iranians inside the country and in the diaspora have prayed for in secret for decades — is the possibility that a regime which has no right to exist may finally be forced to go.

This is the same regime that: – Armed and cheered the October 7 massacre against Israel for no reason other than pure genocidal hatred.  Murdered tens of thousands of its own sons and daughters who dared to walk peacefully in the streets demanding the most basic freedoms. – Gouges out the eyes of young women for the “crime” of wearing makeup.  Hangs teenagers from cranes for posting a tweet.  Exports terror, poverty, and darkness to every corner it can reach including the U.S. No nation, no people, should have to live under that. 

I am a physician who has spent his life trying to heal bodies and a son of Iran who has spent his life mourning a stolen homeland. What we are witnessing is not aggression — it is surgery. Painful, necessary surgery to remove a tumor that has metastasized for 47 years. The tumor is the Islamic Republic that has hijacked Iran. To the brave pilots and special operators of the Israeli Air Force and the men and women of the United States military now carrying out this mission: I pray for you with everything I have. May God shield you from harm. May every missile find its target and every soldier return home safely to the families who love them. You are not invaders. You are the answer to the prayers of millions who have whispered “enough” in the dark since 1979. You are giving our friends the chance to breathe free air again.

The entire region will owe you a peace we have not known in my lifetime. To my fellow Iranians watching from inside the country right now, heart pounding, maybe hiding in basements or on rooftops: Hold on. The end is clearer than it has ever been. The regime’s fear is real. Their eyes — those same eyes that once stared down at us with absolute power — now show something they haven’t shown in decades: panic. The math has changed. The window of 1979 is finally closing.

To the little three-year-old boy I once was — and to every little boy and girl in Tehran, Isfahan, Shiraz, and Tabriz today who hears explosions instead of lullabies: This time the sounds are not the closing of a door. They are the opening of one. The road ahead will not be easy. Transitions never are. But the direction is unmistakable. A secular, prosperous, free Iran is no longer a dream — it is becoming an inevitability.

Thank you, Israel. Thank you, America. The Iranian people — the real Iran — will never forget. The fever is breaking. The dawn of 2026 is here. And this time, the light wins.