According to a survey, fifty-one percent of people believe that sharing a Netflix password with a significant other means the relationship is serious.
Hong Kong billionaire Cecil Chao offered 120 million dollars to any man who would marry his lesbian daughter and turn her straight. His plan did not work. Gigi Chao, 33, has been in a relationship with a woman, Sean Eav, for eight years. The pair made it official in a church ceremony in Paris earlier this year. Gigi is now an activist for the LGBTQ.
In Finland, there’s an annual contest called Eukonkanto where men race to carry their wives through an obstacle course. The winner receives his wife’s weight in beer.
Adnan and Sana Klaric, a married couple from Zenica, Bosnia, started cheating on each other in online chat rooms. When they finally decided to meet up with the person they were cheating with, they quickly realized they had been cheating on each other, and soon after, filed for divorce.
During the Iranian embassy siege in London, England in 1980, when given the choice of who from the group of hostages would be released, they chose Ali Guil Ghanzafar, whose loud snoring was keeping them awake.
It beats graduating from college with a debt of $250,000.00 and a worthless degree. The Democrats almost pay more to protest and burn ICE cars than the circus.
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Democrat/Socialist/Communist doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Democrat/Socialist/Communist is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat/Socialist/Communist is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat/Socialist/Communist is down-and-out, he wonders who is going to take care of him. (He does not wonder for long…he just moves to a Tax-Funded Sanctuary Blue city/state and joins the Fraud Establishment.) -MST-
If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat/Socialist/Communist demands that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A Democrat/Socialist/Communist non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Like Don Lemon and his pathetic Band of Fools.)
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If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
Along with the millions of Illegal Aliens who were welcomed into America by Biden to gain their illegal votes. (I hear these invaders hate to be called ILLEGAL ALIENS, so I use it at every available opportunity.)
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If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.
If a Democrat/Socialist/Communist is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.
If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat/Socialist/Communist will delete it because he’s “offended.” (Or he will ignore it since his “play-like” degree from the Learing Center did not teach him to read.) -MST-