ONE TO REMEMBER

And ALWAYS remember that…
SHARIA LAW AIN’T AMERICAN LAW!
-Sheila Tolley-

Monday Morning Meme Madness

https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2026/08/17/monday-morning-meme-madness-n2431313

Because he had to….

Old man biker | Biker birthday, Biker quotes, Riding motorcycle

An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check-up and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, “To what do you attribute your good health?”

The old timer said, “I’m a biker and that’s why I’m in such good shape. I’m up well before daylight on Sundays and out sliding around corners, “shootin” sand washes and riding up and down the steepest, wildest mountains I can find at the crack of dawn.”

The doctor said, “Well, I’m sure that helps, but there’s got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?” The old biker said, “Who said my dad’s dead?”

The doctor said, “You mean you’re 80 years old and your dad’s still alive? How old is he?”

The old biker said, “He’s 99 years old and, in fact, he went riding with me this Sunday, and that’s why he’s still alive… he’s a biker too.”

The doctor said, “Well, that’s great, but I’m sure there’s more to it. How about your dad’s dad? How old was he when he died?”

The old biker said, “Who said my grandpa’s dead?”

The doctor said, “You mean you’re 80 years old and your grandfather’s still living! How old is he?”

The old biker replied, “He’s 117 years old.”

The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, “I guess he went riding with you this Sunday too?”

The old timer said, “No… Grandpa couldn’t go this week because he got married.”

The Doctor said in amazement, “Got married!! Good Lord!!! Why would a 117-year-old guy want to get married?”

To this, the old biker smiled and answered,
“Who said he wanted to?”

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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Be kind to yourself. You’re your own roommate, and nobody likes living with a jerk.

Anonymous

Fun Facts: Really? Part 26

In the 1990s, Saddam Hussein had the Quran transcribed by an Islamic calligrapher in his own blood. He had over seven gallons of blood drawn over a two-year period.

The tires for the Bugatti Veyron cost $42,000 a set and they only last fifteen minutes at top speed.

According to some experts, it costs only $14 to produce a pair of Beats by Dre headphones.  That’s a huge profit for Dr. Dre considering the cheapest pair sells for $200 while the most expensive pair retails for $700.

If you earn more than $27,665 Canadian a year, you are part of the richest four percent on the planet.

Abraham Lincoln once claimed, “Women are the only things that cannot hurt me that I am afraid of.”

Dedicated To Our Greatest Generation

THE SPHINX—DANUBE

Indiana weather.

https://www.indystar.com/story/weather/indianapolis/2026/08/15/live-flood-updates-white-river-crests-in-noblesville-over-night–live/91317499007/

Hurricane  Lala.

https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2026/08/16/state-gives-update-hurricane-lala-impacts-state/

*****

Finders keepers ???

https://nypost.com/2026/08/14/lifestyle/builders-find-10-million-in-gold-during-brewery-renovation/

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Be extra careful in states run by Democrats.

https://www.breitbart.com/2nd-amendment/2026/08/15/numerous-people-injured-after-multiple-shooters-open-fire-virginia-state-university/

https://nypost.com/2026/08/15/us-news/virginia-state-university-mass-shooting-suspect-caught-after-police-manhunt-for-perp-in-campus-bloodbath/

Connecticut shooting.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/16/us-news/at-least-one-killed-four-wounded-in-hartford-shooting/

Kentucky shooting.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/16/us-news/one-killed-and-four-wounded-in-kentucky-in-park-massacre-4th-mass-shooting-in-24-hours/

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I wish they could sue every person involved for child sexual abuse.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/13/us-news/detransitioners-recall-horror-of-doctors-pressuring-them-as-impressionable-teens/

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Second Amendment news.

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2026/08/13/death-knell-to-nfa-n2205557

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All of this BS from a Michigan house seat candidate and a political streamer.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/08/10/el-sayed-aoc-remarks-on-hasan-piker-n2205402

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What is it ???

https://nypost.com/2026/08/12/us-news/mystery-military-aircraft-in-kansas-sparks-b-21-raider-rumors/

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A real killer.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/12/us-news/its-a-piranha-pennsylvania-boy-expected-to-catch-a-bass-hooked-a-piranha-instead/

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Sharks wash ashore in New Jersey.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/13/us-news/almost-30-dead-sharks-wash-up-on-sands-of-jersey-shore/

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The River Editor:    What’s up with the Danube River, LL ?

The Musical Cat:    Before today’s problem, here is some history of a major river in Europe.   Early humans lived on rivers for trade, transportation, and sooner or later for human waste.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danube

The Danube is currently at a record low, forcing restrictions on power use in many countries.

https://www.breitbart.com/news/record-low-danube-levels-push-some-countries-in-eastern-europe-to-the-brink-of-energy-emergency/

Big business wants to take over Lover’s Lane.

https://theonion.com/small-towns-make-out-point-purchased-by-multinational-make-out-conglomerate/

https://www.euronews.com/tag/austria

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Hakeem is the man.

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-express-concern-over-increase-in-gun-violence-against-active-shooters

https://www.breitbart.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

A Golden Corona Eclipse
Image Credit & Copyright: Rui Santos (Living Impressions)

Explanation: This total solar eclipse appeared not only poetically beautiful but scientifically interesting. Usually the solar corona appears white, and to some observers the corona of last week’s total solar eclipse did appear this pearly color. But this time, totality observers in Spain saw a corona that appeared unusually golden. For one reason, from Spain, the totality occurred when the setting Sun was near the horizon. That low, sunlight travels through a large amount of air which scatters out blue light. An unusual amount of smoke in the air from nearby forest fires acted as a second filter, further scattering the remaining blue tones and deepening the already gold-dominated light. The HDR-processed, multiple-exposure featured image was captured from Benavente, Spain last week. One thing that did not appear golden was a hydrogen-glowing prominence that hovered over the Sun‘s left edge — its original bright pink color survived.

Tomorrow’s picture: fast meteors

Bible Verse

MEMES

Please allow me to share a little light on this subject for
Supreme Court Judge, Ketanji Brown Jackson,
and all other stupid or confused people in the world. 

The 23rd pair of human chromosomes specifies a person’s biological sex. Known as THE SEX CHROMOSOMES,
this pair consists of: either two X chromosomes (XX) for females or one X and one Y chromosome (XY) for males.

-XX Sheila Tolley-