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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

The difference between who you are and
who you want to be is what you do.
Bill Phillips

Fun Facts…The Ancient World Part 2

The Ancient Egyptian empire reigned for so long, and the pyramids were built so long ago — that Queen Cleopatra, one of the last queens of Egypt, lived closer to our times now than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.

The Great Pyramid of Giza is the only one of Seven Wonders of the Ancient World that is still standing today.

Despite being one of the greatest thinkers of the ancient world, the writings of Aristotle were almost lost after his death in 332 BCE. They were stored in an old basement and largely forgotten.

The Greek mathematician and philosopher Pythagoras, was a strict vegetarian.

The first Ancient Greek Olympics were held way back in 776 BCE. The last, before they were revived in the 19th century, were held in 393 CE, under the European Emperor Theodosius the Great.

The Ancient Greeks did not live entirely on what is now Greece. They had overseas territories dotted across the Mediterranean, including what is now Italy, Turkey and northern Africa.

In parts of Ancient Greece, special votes could be held each year in which unpopular people could be ejected from the city and forced into exile. The word the Greeks used  for the shards of pottery on which the exiled people’s names would be written – ostakon – is the origin of our word ostracism.

 

THE SPHINX—THE RACES

Nice.

https://townhall.com/political-cartoons/margoliscox/2026/05/26/214258?hpnl=true

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Does Puerto Vallarta have a serial killer ?

https://nypost.com/2026/05/25/world-news/serial-killer-fears-as-three-women-found-dead-in-puerto-vallerta/

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CBS is still a rat hole.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/05/25/cbs-news-host-tried-goading-two-medal-of-honor-winners-into-bashing-america-heres-what-happened-n2676617

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The Disney Board of Directors have lost touch with reality.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/05/23/disney-wants-fcc-to-classify-the-view-as-bona-fide-news-interview-program-for-equal-time-exemption/

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/05/25/nolte-record-low-opening-for-disneys-mandalorian-and-grogu/

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Are they still getting BILLIONS of U.S.Federal Tax money ????

https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2026/05/23/gottheimer-harvards-continued-to-fail-on-antisemitism-like-its-their-strategy-need-to-look-at-their-foreign-funding/

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What a bunch of Dung Beetles.   They take after their U.S. Senators.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/23/us-news/conn-community-college-graduation-spirals-out-of-control-after-two-families-erupt-in-vicious-brawl/

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If your government won’t protect you, protect your family before they are killed.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/22/us-news/fla-woman-50-ripped-apart-by-neighbors-pit-bulls-who-were-known-to-terrorize-the-neighborhood/

The school administrators are stupid, and are teaching your kids to act stupid.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/25/us-news/tennessee-high-school-graduations-held-in-torrential-rain-spark-outrage/

A close race.

https://www.indycar.com/news/2026/05/05-24-500-race-lead

Alaska Man.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/05/25/alaska-man-monday-doggie-update-dumb-drunks-and-memorial-day-n2202652

Dems just hate America.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/05/25/anti-ice-activists-go-off-the-rails-in-newark-member-of-congress-is-also-there-n2202693

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The Winning Editor:     How do the midterms look, LL ?

The Real Races Cat:    I’m tired of politics, here are a few interesting races.

The first 4 minute mile.

A NASCAR race.

Secretariat at the Belmont stakes.

The Ancient Race.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LVp4tvl5O4&list=PLgGlTguenMtgDyD4IUmS90w-eQmXYWggH&index=7

The Executive Producer was Lady Diana’s companion, killed in the same car crash.

Massie sux.

https://genesiustimes.com/breaking-cow-claims-thomas-massie-offered-her-5k-in-cow-money-to-hide-his-popeyes-love/

https://www.bbc.com/news/england/london

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I’d walk a mile for a Camel.

https://babylonbee.com/news/kids-excited-to-learn-of-cool-alternative-to-vaping-called-smoking-cigarettes

https://www.newsmax.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

NGC 1514: The Crystal Ball Nebula
Image Credit: International Gemini Observatory/NOIRLab/NSF/AURA; Image Processing: J. Miller & M. Rodriguez (International Gemini Observatory/NSF NOIRLab), T.A. Rector (University of Alaska Anchorage/NSF NOIRLab), D. de Martin & M. Zamani (NSF NOIRLab)
Text: Cecilia Chirenti (NASA GSFC, UMCP, CRESST II)

Explanation: What do you see in this crystal ball? The featured image shows NGC 1514, known as the Crystal Ball Nebula, observed by the Gemini North telescope on Maunakea, in Hawai’i. NGC 1514 is 1,500 light-years away and was discovered by William Herschel in 1790. This planetary nebula is formed when a star becomes a red giant and ejects its outer gas layers. The ejected shell of gas is heated up by the core of the star to temperatures hotter than the surface of our Sun: that makes the gas shine, creating beautiful images like this one. The slightly asymmetrical shape of the Crystal Ball Nebula reveals a secret: the bright star in the center has a companion. As the two stars orbit each other with a period of about nine years, they shape the gas around them. In about 10,000 – 25,000 years the nebula will be dissipated by their stellar winds.

Tomorrow’s picture: a fancy hat

Bible Verse

 

Memes

British Humor…

Flag of the United Kingdom | Britannica

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY !
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is… ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

Fun Facts…The Ancient World Part 1

The Ancient Egyptians worshipped more than 2,000 different gods and goddesses.

The pyramids of ancient Egypt were actually tombs, in which the pharaoh could be laid after his or her death, along with many of their belongings and everything they would need in the afterlife.

The Great Pyramid at Giza was the world’s tallest building until Lincoln Cathedral was completed in England in the 1300s.

Each of the gigantic stone blocks used to build the pyramids weighed around two tons, that’s as much as an elephant.

There are more than 130 pyramids scattered around the Egyptian desert. Egypt isn’t the country with the most ancient pyramids. In fact, most of them are now found in neighboring Sudan.

The word pharaoh literally means “great house”, thought to be a reference to the grand palace in which the kings and queens of Egypt lived.

Because of unusual marks on his skeleton, some historians believe King Tutankhamun might have been killed by a hippopotamus or even a crocodile.

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

It’s not where you start but
where you finish that counts.
Zig Ziglar