Old Chuck Schumer and I Went To Different Parties Together…..

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Since I am getting older I feel that I should come clean on a few facts in my life. This was relayed to me in an out-of-body experience.  A mighty force told me to write a letter and mail it to Diane (thinks she is Einstein) Feinstein. The force told me to sign the letter as Anonymous and that my name would be kept secret. Well actually, the force said…”Feinstein might  keep your fake facts secret as long as she can and that she would only release your name and the fake facts if necessary to block a Republican from the Supreme Court.”

A copy of my letter follows:

 

Hello America…my name is Anonymous.

Chuck Schumer and I went to different schools together. He is 5 months older than me…but we partied together during the same years. I am almost sure of it.

We went to separate parties together.

If I remember correctly, after we shared many bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 wine…he tried to rape me. I do not remember what night it happened. I cannot recall which different houses we were “partying at” that terrible night.

I do remember that he tried to remove my one piece animal skin bathing suit. If my drunken memory serves me correctly, he could not unbutton the buttons around the neck and wrists of my bathing suit.

I will never forget Chuck. Well, I think that was his name. It could have been Chuck. It was somebody. I think it was…if I was there. I am sure we were both somewhere that night.

(Why can’t this be true? Old J.R.  was shot and killed at the end of one season of Dallas and reappeared alive and well, in the shower, the very next season.)

Maybe Sincerely and Possibly,

Anonymous

-Sheila Tolley-

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Cocoon Nebula Deep Field
Image Credit & Copyright: Marcel Drechsler (Baerenstein Obs.)

Explanation: Inside the Cocoon Nebula is a newly developing cluster of stars. The cosmic Cocoon on the upper right also punctuates a long trail of obscuring interstellar dust clouds to its left. Cataloged as IC 5146, the beautiful nebula is nearly 15 light-years wide, located some 3,300 light years away toward the northern constellation of the Swan (Cygnus). Like other star forming regions, it stands out in red, glowing, hydrogen gas excited by young, hot stars and blue, dust-reflected starlight at the edge of a nearly invisible molecular cloud. In fact, the bright star near the center of this nebula is likely only a few hundred thousand years old, powering the nebular glow as it slowly clears out a cavity in the molecular cloud‘s star forming dust and gas. This exceptionally deep color view of the Cocoon Nebula traces tantalizing features within and surrounding the dusty stellar nursery.

Tomorrow’s picture: gems of the Southern Crown

THE SPHINX—–QUESTIONS

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TODAY IS TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY.

https://www.awarenessdays.com/awareness-days-calendar/international-talk-like-a-pirate-day-2018/

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The Editor:  Can you answer a few questions, LL ?

Jeopardy Cat:   I sure can, sometimes the questions our loyal readers ask give me insights into the psyche of America ?

Anonymous in North Carolina wants to know why people loot in times of disaster ?

http://video.foxnews.com/v/5835346083001/?#sp=show-clips

JC:   They are practicing for the real disaster.  Gun shops and liquor stores will be A# 1 then.

Anonymous in DC wants to know if ” QR ” codes are harmless ?

JC:  They sure are, they just help keep track of things.  Ask the Peoples Republic of China.  (  or Google, Microsoft, Apple, Amazon, or any other major contributor to political candidates ).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QR_code

https://www.axios.com/china-qr-codes-xinjiang-human-rights-a151f9ff-ed2b-4c74-b394-1befcd8d48d6.html,

Anonymous in the Golden State wants to know if the mayors have ever heard of street cameras or drone planes ?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/14/california-street-racing-los-angeles-movies

JC:  No.

Anonymous in Florida wants to know if the illegals are fitting in ?

JC:  They sure are, they act like they own the place.

https://www.breitbart.com/video/2018/09/14/video-latino-refuses-service-american-says-cannot-speak-english/

THE SPHINX—-FOREIGN POLICY

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https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-alerts/trump-administration-to-send-u-s-cellphones-a-test-alert-on-thursday-idUSKCN1LV0N6

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The Editor:  Who runs our foreign policy, LL ?

Constitution Cat:  The President is supposed to, but I don’t know anymore.  The New York Slime and Washington Post have spread so many lies about Russia that Trump can’t make a friend of Russia.   Obama and Hill-gal brought back the cold war.  John Kerry should have his passport lifted and be charged with a Logan Act violation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logan_Act

https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/politics/2018/09/14/secretary-state-pompeo-says-john-kerry-undermining-policy-iran/tMIdSblzF1EwBhNz8qKv6N/story.html

https://deadline.com/2018/09/president-trump-kerry-meetings-with-iran-officials-are-illegal-1202464530/

Personally, I think both parties have an agreement not to prosecute the previous administration.  It protects them when they leave office.  If not, prosecute these unelected law breakers or shut up.

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Salt, Pepper, and Ice
Video Credit & Copyright: Maroun Habib (Moophz)

Explanation: There’s a “camera” comet now moving across the sky. Just a bit too dim to see with the unaided eye, Comet 21P / Giacobini-Zinner has developed a long tail that makes it a good sight for binoculars and sensitive cameras. The movement of the Comet 21P on the sky was captured last week in the featured time-lapse video compressing 90 minutes into about 2.5 seconds. What might seem odd is that the 21P’s tail is not following the comet’s movement. This is because comet tails always point away from the Sun, and the comet was not moving toward the Sun during the period photographed. Visible far in the background on the upper left is the Salt & Pepper star cluster, M37, while the bright red star V440 Auriga is visible just about the frame’s center. This 2-km ball of dust-shedding ice passed its nearest to the Sun and Earth only last week and is now fading as it crosses into southern skies. Comet 21P should remain visible, however, and photogenic to stabilized cameras, for another month or so.

Tomorrow’s picture: a rose for a swan

I will be very disappointed if you don’t smile as Little Johnny explains the word “Tragedy”

Related image

Explanation of a tragedy.

Chuck Schumer was visiting a Washington D.C. primary school and the class
was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked Mr Schumer if he would like to lead the discussion on the
word ‘Tragedy’. So Mr Schumer asked the class for an example of a ‘Tragedy’
 
A little boy stood up and offered: ‘If my best friend, who lives on a farm,
is playing’ in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that
would be a tragedy.’

‘Incorrect,’ said Schumer. ‘That would be an accident.’

A little girl raised her hand: ‘If a school bus carrying fifty children
drove over a cliff, killing everybody inside, that would be a tragedy.’

‘I’m afraid not’,explained Schumer, ‘that’s what we would refer to as a
great loss’.

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Schumer searched the
room.‘Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?’

Finally, at the back of the room, little Johnny raised his hand and said:

‘If a plane carrying you and Mrs. Pelosi and The Obama’s and Mrs. Clinton
was struck by a ‘friendly fire’ missile & blown to smithereens, that would
be a tragedy.’

‘Fantastic’ exclaimed Schumer, ‘and can you tell me why that would be a
tragedy?’

“It is simple, you clown”, said Johnny, “it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn’t be a great loss, and it  wouldn’t be a fucking accident either!”
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THE SPHINX—TRUCK DRIVERS AND BOTTLED WATER

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Here is one pathetic creature, she is probably what Hill-gal will be like in a few years.  She needs the FBI to investigate the Chinese spy that worked for her for sixteen ( 16 ) years.  She forced him to retire ( with taxpayer money, I assume ).

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2018/09/14/fbi-yawns-at-dianne-feinsteins-pathetic-smear-of-brett-kavanaugh-n2518961

https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2018/08/01/details-chinese-spy-dianne-feinstein-san-francisco/

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The Editor:  Is there a connection between bottled water and truck drivers, LL ?

H20 Cat:  No.  The Puerto Rico government is more corrupt and incompetent than ours.  Who would try to return spoiled water, (  a fool ).

https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/12/us/puerto-rico-bottled-water-dump-weir/index.html

https://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/09/13/fact-check-trump-is-right-critics-are-manipulating-puerto-rico-death-toll-estimate-hurricane-maria/

Our loyal readers can use this info for their own benefit.

http://www.koiyaki.com/long-bottled-water-last-best-storage-options-long-term/

Obama said if he had those twenty-thousand  ( 20,000 )  pallets he could have finished dropping Iran their cash.

All kinds of delivery people are needed.

https://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-delivery-drivers-reveal-claims-of-disturbing-work-conditions-2018-8

https://www.newsmax.com/finance/companies/walmart-truck-drivers-spending/2018/09/12/id/881361/