Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

If at first you don’t succeed,
redefine success.
George Carlin

THE SPHINX—OLD MEMES

Boycott Kimmel advertisers and anything DISNEY.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/04/28/melania-trump-supporters-organize-grassroots-boycott-of-jimmy-kimmel-live-advertisers-as-report-says-disney-ready-to-pull-the-plug/

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Trump targets Iran’s shadow-banking system.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/04/28/trump-just-launched-a-new-crackdown-on-irans-banking-network-n2675200

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Lock him up.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/04/28/doj-ups-ante-issues-arrest-warrant-for-former-fbi-director-james-comey/

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This is how Democrats run everything. They run issues into the ground through incompetence and fraud, then ask for Federal Taxpayer Money.   How many BILLIONS in fraud does California have ?????

https://pjmedia.com/tim-o-brien/2026/04/25/karen-bass-faces-serious-questions-after-leaked-phone-call-on-palisades-fire-n4952194

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/04/26/los-angeles-mayor-candidate-spencer-pratt-outfundraises-mayor-karen-bass-with-over-a-half-a-million-haul-n2201714

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This is the complete legacy of Barack and Michelle.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/04/25/how-sweet-it-is-first-lady-melania-trump-unveils-the-white-house-beehive-n2201684

Barack is a Democrat not a Constitution supporter.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/28/opinion/obamas-gaffe-about-the-whcd-shooter-is-just-the-latest-in-the-former-presidents-legacy-of-lies/

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Data center news.

https://www.realclearenergy.org/articles/2026/04/23/you_cant_regulate_your_way_to_more_electricity_1178376.html

Build the power plants and the AI Data Centers will come.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=build+it+and+they+will+come+video#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:f27e413f,vid:5Ay5GqJwHF8,st:0

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Frauds galore.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsmax-tv/mehmet-oz-medicare-fraud/2026/04/24/id/1254127/

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Loudoun County, Virginia has one of the worst run school districts in the world.

https://pjmedia.com/bryan-s-jung/2026/04/25/crossdressing-substitute-teacher-arrested-in-alleged-plot-to-kill-students-at-virginia-school-n4952182

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Personal memories.

https://redstate.com/andrewmalcolm/2026/04/26/malcolms-memories-n2201472

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Room for another conspiracy.

https://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2026/04/26/dead-or-missing-list-air-force-whistleblower-overdosed-before-set-to-testify-about-ufos-before-congress/

Maybe N.Y and N.J. are mismanaged.   The World Cup Championship is bigger than the Super Bowl.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/26/us-news/transit-officials-warn-ny-nj-commuters-to-work-from-home-during-world-cup-as-rideshares-put-on-notice/

For New Jersey voters.

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/04/28/dem-candidate-dismissed-hamas-claims-at-gaza-hospital-sinwar-was-later-found-below-it-n2201769

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The Meme Editor:    What is funny today, LL ?

The 2025 Cat:   Nancy thanking Allah for her 700 million.

https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/200608142551-01-house-democrats-kneel-0608.jpg?q=x_62,y_29,h_1592,w_2830,c_crop/h_653,w_1160/f_webp

Trump has Nancy under glass.

https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2022/364/f3de22cb-91af-472b-ae2a-83e93ca4f4c9-536×311.png

Let’s hear it for the potato.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/01jtspxggm0ncs1n3sdm3traqh.jpeg

America’s problem isn’t the Wit Sisters, it’s the people who vote for them.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/19840.jpg

Surprise,  high risk behavior effects your chances of things happening.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/05/09/u-of-florida-makes-earth-shattering-discovery-on-what-causes-alligator-attacks-being-near-alligators-n2188877

You can control the InfoWars.

https://theonion.com/at-long-last-infowars-is-ours/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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You asked for it.    The new photos/videos will be normal screen size.

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-cook-to-be-replaced-by-tim-cook-pro-max-17

https://redstate.com/

Bible Verse

 Lord, I want to make you happy. I want my words and my thoughts to please you. You are my strong Rock and you are my Redeemer.

Oh Gavin, I have a perfect plan for you…

Take a little visit to the remote Southeastern, Paupa region of New Guinea. Make it a point to visit the Korowai Tribe.
It AIN’T The French Laundry Restaurant, BUT…it is one of the few Cannibalistic Tribes left in the World.

They would LOVE to have you for Dinner!

-Sheila Tolley-

Patriot Post Memes


If you are fortunate enough to have the original copy of this painting…FRET NOT, MY FRIEND!
Simply, cut the Classy man in black away from the
Waste of paint in pink. Now, Shred & Flush the pink feces.
Buy a really expensive frame for Prime Minister Winston Churchill, hang it proudly on your most prominent wall.
You are welcome.

-MST-
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I have contacted PETA. They will soon start rescue missions
for the Donkeys that have been trapped & kidnapped by the Democrat party.

PETA totally agrees with me that more than enough
Human Jack Asses are already Democrats by personal choice.

-MST-

Smiles….

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

It’s amazing how fast you can
clean when friends are on their way over.
Anonymous

Fun Facts…In The Water Part 3

Walrus tusks can grow to more than three feet in length.

The sailfish is the fastest animal in the ocean. It can swim at speeds of around 70 mph, making it almost as fast as a cheetah.

The Australian Box Jellyfish is the most venomous animal in the ocean. Their stings can cause paralysis and heart failure and are often lethal.

Alligators cannot survive in salt water.

If a shark stops swimming, it will drown.

Some species of seals spend so much time in the water that they spend three-quarters of their lives holding their breath.

All that holding their breath messes up a seal’s body chemistry, however: some larger seals, including elephant seals, can have as much as 10% carbon monoxide in their blood, which would be toxic in humans.

The Baikal Seal lives solely in Lake Baikal in central Asia. It is the only fresh water seal species in the world.

THE SPHINX—FUN ARCHIVES

NICE—Will Trump change the name of ICE to NICE ?????    DO  IT.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/04/28/ice-is-nice-trump-floats-renaming-agency-the-left-hates-and-it-might-send-them-to-the-loony-bin-n2201766

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Karoline Press Conference.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/04/27/watch-live-karoline-leavitt-holds-white-house-press-briefing-44/

Norah and CBS smell.

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2026/04/26/trump-torches-norah-odonnell-live-on-air-for-reading-shooters-vile-attacks-against-him-disgraceful-n2201727

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Go ahead and bomb the IRGC.   They want to use the Clinton Plan, deny, delay, it’s old news.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/04/27/heres-the-latest-on-negotiations-with-iran-the-regime-just-took-nuclear-negotiations-of-the-table-n2675096

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Why who left when at the WHCA dinner.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/04/26/heres-what-journalist-says-about-why-vance-was-removed-first-it-says-a-lot-about-trump-n2201721

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Michigan has a Senate candidate hiding money.

https://hotair.com/headlines/2026/04/26/mi-dem-senate-candidate-accused-of-hiding-half-a-mil-in-campaign-spending-n3814277

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Where are the DOJ and FBI ??????    Sure, it is an accounting error.    It exist only on paper like the 9 BILLION in her state that disappeared in scams.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/24/us-news/ilhan-omar-husbands-california-winery-closes-its-doors-amid-scrutiny-of-congresswomans-family-finances/

https://i0.wp.com/tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/01KPZWD0QNJ03FARZSSH55WNW8-1.jpeg?w=1024&ssl=1

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Reclaiming more fraud taxpayer money.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/04/24/trump-administration-launches-22-billion-clawback-of-covid-loan-fraud-for-562000-borrowers-n2675044

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Parents accept their children being killers, if not they would change the schools and local government.  If victims of crime family’s organized they could change the  city government.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/25/us-news/teen-accused-of-gunning-down-boy-in-nyc-park-arrested-after-nearly-two-weeks-on-the-run/

Alaska Man.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/27/alaska-man-monday-sad-case-involving-dogs-and-a-dumb-crook-n2201710

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Mamstinky

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/04/27/ken-griffin-cancels-6b-project-n2675104

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The Fun Editor:    What are some of your old archives, LL ?

The Hoarder Cat:    Here are a few.    Columbo at work.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/19903.jpg

Obama bombed more countries than any President since WW2.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/01jys8jhx35rf3yas17650dftp.jpeg

Nancy looks like the Gorton’s Fisherman.

https://nypost.com/2025/06/29/opinion/pelosis-prime-profits-prove-its-time-to-ban-congress-stock-trading/

https://www.google.com/search?q=gorton+fisherman&client=firefox-b-1-d&hs=Hq4U&sca_esv=208b7340aaa9f1e9&ei=N0bmacDSA6Dgp84P6OaKsQs&biw=1084&bih=462&oq=groton+fisherman&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiEGdyb3RvbiBmaXNoZXJtYW4qAggAMgkQABiABBgKGAsyCxAAGIAEGIoFGJECMgYQABgHGB4yCRAAGIAEGAoYCzIJEAAYgAQYChgLMgkQABiABBgKGAsyCxAAGIAEGIoFGJECMgQQABgeMgYQABgIGB4yBhAAGAgYHkixQVDuHFiVIXACeACQAQCYAd4BoAGqAqoBBTEuMC4xuAEByAEA-AEBmAIEoALwAsICChAAGIAEGA0YsAPCAgkQABgeGA0YsAPCAgsQABgFGB4YDRiwA8ICBxAAGIAEGA3CAggQABgIGAcYHpgDAIgGAZAGCpIHBTMuMC4xoAfmD7IHBTEuMC4xuAfLAsIHAzMtNMgHNYAIAQ&sclient=gws-wiz-serp

Iranian and Somali sleeper cells.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/01jymvebgk930t7e2jc4a19bzk.jpeg

My number one meme.    The Israeli beepers.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GXr1nhuW0AEP85_?format=jpg&name=medium

Gross.

https://theonion.com/michael-rapaport-gives-knicks-celebrity-row-bedbugs/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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Maybe she is taking Nancy’s place.

https://babylonbee.com/news/ilhan-omar-assures-public-her-finances-were-handled-honestly-by-professionals-at-quality-accouting-center

https://www.newsmax.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

The Moon, Venus, and the Pleiades
Image Credit & Copyright: Gianni Tumino
Text: Keighley Rockcliffe (NASA GSFC, UMBC CSST, CRESST II)

Explanation: No, Earth did not recently acquire six more moons! Today’s APOD is a combination of images following the Moon, Venus, and the Pleiades across a southern Sicilian sky as twilight turned to evening on April 19. From 2023 to 2029, the Pleiades’ and the Moon “visit” each other once per month due to the Pleiades’ location in the ecliptic plane. April 2026 saw the celestial alignment of their visit with Venus. About six stars in the Pleiades cluster (Messier 45) are typically visible with the unaided eye. Due to the cluster’s visibility across the world, there are many myths and legends across cultures associated with the Pleiades. The Haudenosaunee people of North America, for example, say that seven boys danced so enthusiastically that they lifted off into the sky. Astronomers recently found thousands more Pleiades members, showing that after thousands of years of gazing upon this cluster, there is yet more to learn about the Pleiades.

Tomorrow’s picture: Waves on Titan