Once Upon A Long Time Ago…

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

ABOUT PARENTING:

“If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them.” —Reese Witherspoon

 “When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”—Erma Bombeck

 “Kids are expensive, I didn’t even realize how broke I was until last year someone stole my identity and it ruined her life.”—Kate Davis

 “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller

 

Cuties

Paul Harvey…Letter from God

A Classic From 2020

 
 
 
 

Think you’re good with wood?

 

This is so true!

TRYING TO LIVE IN THE WORLD TODAY WITHOUT OFFENDING ANOTHER UTTERLY RIDICULOUS GROUP OF FOOLS.
-Sheila Tolley-

 

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Dark Matter in a Simulated Universe

Explanation: Is our universe haunted? It might look that way on this dark matter map. The gravity of unseen dark matter is the leading explanation for why galaxies rotate so fast, why galaxies orbit clusters so fast, why gravitational lenses so strongly deflect light, and how visible matter is distributed. The featured image from the American Museum of Natural History‘s Hayden Planetarium Space Show, Dark Universe, highlights one example of how pervasive dark matter might haunt our universe. In this frame from a detailed computer simulation, complex filaments of dark matter, shown in black, are strewn about the universe like spider webs, while the relatively rare clumps of familiar baryonic matter are colored orange. These simulations are good statistical matches to astronomical observations. In what is perhaps a scarier turn of events, dark matter — although quite strange and in an unknown form — is no longer thought to be the strangest source of gravity in the universe. That honor now falls to dark energy, a more uniform source of repulsive gravity that seems to now dominate the expansion of the entire universe.

Tomorrow’s picture: Orion the Great

Bible Verse

 Offer the right sacrifices to the Lord. Continue to trust in him.

Wacky & Weird Facts: Animals Part 33

There are actually miniature guide horses that the blind can use as an alternative to seeing-eye dogs. They have several perceived advantages to that of a dog, including an average life span of thirty years and having 350-degree vision.

There is an unnamed species of octopus that scientists think is so cute that they’re actually pushing to have it named  “Opisthoteuthis adorabilis.”

Chinchilla fur is so thick and soft that fleas will suffocate if they try to live in it.

The Luna moth doesn’t have a mouth so it doesn’t eat. It only lives for about one week.

Bald eagles build nests that are typically around five feet in diameter. They often use the same nests year after year and they could become even bigger, as big as nine feet and weighing as much as 2 tons. 

Bald eagle nests are gigantic. The largest ever recorded was in Florida and measured approximately 9.5 feet wide and 20 feet deep. It weighed nearly 3 tons and was constructed over many years. It was awesome to see this family doing so well.