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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

It’s amazing how fast you can
clean when friends are on their way over.
Anonymous

Fun Facts…In The Water Part 3

Walrus tusks can grow to more than three feet in length.

The sailfish is the fastest animal in the ocean. It can swim at speeds of around 70 mph, making it almost as fast as a cheetah.

The Australian Box Jellyfish is the most venomous animal in the ocean. Their stings can cause paralysis and heart failure and are often lethal.

Alligators cannot survive in salt water.

If a shark stops swimming, it will drown.

Some species of seals spend so much time in the water that they spend three-quarters of their lives holding their breath.

All that holding their breath messes up a seal’s body chemistry, however: some larger seals, including elephant seals, can have as much as 10% carbon monoxide in their blood, which would be toxic in humans.

The Baikal Seal lives solely in Lake Baikal in central Asia. It is the only fresh water seal species in the world.

THE SPHINX—FUN ARCHIVES

NICE—Will Trump change the name of ICE to NICE ?????    DO  IT.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/04/28/ice-is-nice-trump-floats-renaming-agency-the-left-hates-and-it-might-send-them-to-the-loony-bin-n2201766

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Karoline Press Conference.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/04/27/watch-live-karoline-leavitt-holds-white-house-press-briefing-44/

Norah and CBS smell.

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2026/04/26/trump-torches-norah-odonnell-live-on-air-for-reading-shooters-vile-attacks-against-him-disgraceful-n2201727

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Go ahead and bomb the IRGC.   They want to use the Clinton Plan, deny, delay, it’s old news.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/04/27/heres-the-latest-on-negotiations-with-iran-the-regime-just-took-nuclear-negotiations-of-the-table-n2675096

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Why who left when at the WHCA dinner.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/04/26/heres-what-journalist-says-about-why-vance-was-removed-first-it-says-a-lot-about-trump-n2201721

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Michigan has a Senate candidate hiding money.

https://hotair.com/headlines/2026/04/26/mi-dem-senate-candidate-accused-of-hiding-half-a-mil-in-campaign-spending-n3814277

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Where are the DOJ and FBI ??????    Sure, it is an accounting error.    It exist only on paper like the 9 BILLION in her state that disappeared in scams.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/24/us-news/ilhan-omar-husbands-california-winery-closes-its-doors-amid-scrutiny-of-congresswomans-family-finances/

https://i0.wp.com/tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/01KPZWD0QNJ03FARZSSH55WNW8-1.jpeg?w=1024&ssl=1

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Reclaiming more fraud taxpayer money.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/04/24/trump-administration-launches-22-billion-clawback-of-covid-loan-fraud-for-562000-borrowers-n2675044

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Parents accept their children being killers, if not they would change the schools and local government.  If victims of crime family’s organized they could change the  city government.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/25/us-news/teen-accused-of-gunning-down-boy-in-nyc-park-arrested-after-nearly-two-weeks-on-the-run/

Alaska Man.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/27/alaska-man-monday-sad-case-involving-dogs-and-a-dumb-crook-n2201710

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Mamstinky

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/04/27/ken-griffin-cancels-6b-project-n2675104

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The Fun Editor:    What are some of your old archives, LL ?

The Hoarder Cat:    Here are a few.    Columbo at work.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/19903.jpg

Obama bombed more countries than any President since WW2.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/01jys8jhx35rf3yas17650dftp.jpeg

Nancy looks like the Gorton’s Fisherman.

https://nypost.com/2025/06/29/opinion/pelosis-prime-profits-prove-its-time-to-ban-congress-stock-trading/

https://www.google.com/search?q=gorton+fisherman&client=firefox-b-1-d&hs=Hq4U&sca_esv=208b7340aaa9f1e9&ei=N0bmacDSA6Dgp84P6OaKsQs&biw=1084&bih=462&oq=groton+fisherman&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiEGdyb3RvbiBmaXNoZXJtYW4qAggAMgkQABiABBgKGAsyCxAAGIAEGIoFGJECMgYQABgHGB4yCRAAGIAEGAoYCzIJEAAYgAQYChgLMgkQABiABBgKGAsyCxAAGIAEGIoFGJECMgQQABgeMgYQABgIGB4yBhAAGAgYHkixQVDuHFiVIXACeACQAQCYAd4BoAGqAqoBBTEuMC4xuAEByAEA-AEBmAIEoALwAsICChAAGIAEGA0YsAPCAgkQABgeGA0YsAPCAgsQABgFGB4YDRiwA8ICBxAAGIAEGA3CAggQABgIGAcYHpgDAIgGAZAGCpIHBTMuMC4xoAfmD7IHBTEuMC4xuAfLAsIHAzMtNMgHNYAIAQ&sclient=gws-wiz-serp

Iranian and Somali sleeper cells.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/01jymvebgk930t7e2jc4a19bzk.jpeg

My number one meme.    The Israeli beepers.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GXr1nhuW0AEP85_?format=jpg&name=medium

Gross.

https://theonion.com/michael-rapaport-gives-knicks-celebrity-row-bedbugs/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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Maybe she is taking Nancy’s place.

https://babylonbee.com/news/ilhan-omar-assures-public-her-finances-were-handled-honestly-by-professionals-at-quality-accouting-center

https://www.newsmax.com/

Patriot Post Memes

 Democrats are such liars. After their Pre-Dawn meeting at their coven to discuss their lies for the day,
they should visit an Exorcist to cleanse their soul of EVIL.

-MST-
.


It makes her LATE for her Mug Shot, Sentencing by a fair Judge and Permanent Deportation from America.
-MST-
.

 

Fun Facts…In The Water Part 2

Crocodiles and alligators have the strongest bites in the animal kingdom. While a typical human’s bite force measures around 150 PSI (pounds per square inch), alligator bites measure more than 2,000, while some species of crocodile have bite forces in excess of 5,000 PSI.

One of the largest crocodiles ever recorded was a saltwater crocodile known as “Lolong” that grew to more than 20 feet long and weighed  2,370 pounds.

Electric eels, which live in the freshwater of the Amazon basin, can produce an electric shock of up to 860 volts and have been known to stun creatures as large as a horse.

The Mantis Shrimp strikes its prey with its two large club-like claws at a speed of around 50 mph and a force equivalent to a gunshot from a .22 caliber rifle.

All Clownfish are born male, with the largest fish in each brood typically changing sex to become the dominant female when required.

Because sea otters sleep while floating on the surface of the sea, to prevent them from becoming separated while asleep, they interlock their hands to form large floating communities known as rafts.

Bull sharks are among the most varied and versatile of sea creatures, and unlike many other shark species can easily switch between salt and fresh water. As a result, in tropical regions bull sharks can often swim up rivers, reaching far inland away from the sea.

Starfish eat by turning their stomachs inside out and enveloping their food with them. They have stomachs, but starfish lack brains, blood, and even anything resembling a central nervous system. 

 

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

The sky’s the limit…
until you forget sunscreen.
Anonymous

THE SPHINX—SOME ARCHIVE FUN FROM 2025

60 MINUTES HAS GOTTEN WORSE UNDER THE NEW MANAGEMENT.   NORAH IS AS SLIMY AS HILLARY.

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2026/04/26/trump-torches-norah-odonnell-live-on-air-for-reading-shooters-vile-attacks-against-him-disgraceful-n2201727

THIS IS AN OLD IMUS SHOW, IT’S MORE ACCURATE THAN NORAH O’DONNELL.

Maybe the LDS need a TV series.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2026/04/24/a-wild-twist-rocks-democrat-primary-for-utahs-first-congressional-district-n2201655#google_vignette

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What is the deal ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/04/24/this-gop-rep-has-vanishedand-there-are-serious-concerns-about-his-health-n2674966

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I’m tired of linking to Democrat criminals.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/23/43-arrested-as-fbi-launches-operation-gangstas-paradise-in-ca-n2201611

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Mortgage rates.

https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2026/04/23/mortgage-rates-decline-for-third-straight-week-offering-relief-ahead-of-spring-buying-season/

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Somewhat of an update.

https://pjmedia.com/stephen-kruiser/2026/04/23/the-morning-briefing-whaddya-know-republicans-can-play-legal-hardball-too-n4952074

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This is what the Democrats have to run on.

https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2026/04/24/democrats-already-looking-to-impeach-trump-on-day-one-if-they-take-control-of-congress-n4952141

A lawless society is a doomed place.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/24/top-maryland-state-attorney-now-quitting-fleeing-california-on-the-chesapeake-n2201648

Aldi is cleaning up their food.

https://www.breitbart.com/health/2026/04/25/grocery-store-chain-aldi-ditching-over-40-ingredients-from-private-label-products/

Hakeem is stumped.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/04/25/priceless-the-moment-a-little-kid-reporter-asks-hakeem-jeffries-the-one-question-he-has-no-answer-for-n2201664

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The 2025 Editor:     What have you archived, LL ?

The Selector Cat:    Here are a few great ones.    Eat dog food and lose weight.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/18575.jpg

I miss Jake’s racism.  

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/01kbtwrr17csgwqyyz9yx7wxtd.jpeg

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/01kbra1ywcbgcnzhmy1791d28z.jpeg

Juans and Marias paying respects.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/01kbzxfxd58rqy3hhkp7vq9f9q.jpeg

Boom, Boom.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/01kc0wbg52kdbvenygcxzjqnk9.jpeg

You can’t please everybody.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/08/us-news/woke-white-women-melt-down-over-pantones-racist-color-of-the-year/

Eric The Honorable.

https://genesiustimes.com/breaking-eric-swalwell-resigns-from-congress-for-stuff-he-totally-didnt-do/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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Gavin The Honorable.

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-reinstates-death-penalty-for-anyone-caught-investigating-fraud

https://pjmedia.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

CG 30: Cometary Globules
Image Credit & Copyright: Marcelo Salemme

Explanation: They’re like mountain peaks, but they are forming stars. Bright-rimmed, flowing shapes gather near the center of this rich starfield toward the borders of the nautical southern constellations Puppis and Vela. Composed of interstellar gas and dust, the grouping of light-year sized cometary globules is about 1300 light-years distant. Energetic ultraviolet light from nearby hot stars has molded the globules and ionized their bright rims. The globules also stream away from the Vela supernova remnant which may have influenced their swept-back shapes. Within them, cores of cold gas and dust are likely collapsing to form low mass stars whose formation will ultimately cause the globules to disperse. In fact, cometary globule CG 30 (upper right in the group) sports a small reddish glow inside its head, a telltale sign of energetic jets from a star in the early stages of formation.

Tomorrow’s picture: open space

Bible Verse

11 People whose minds are in the dark do things that have no good purpose. Keep away from wrong things like that. Instead, show how bad those things really are. 12 People like that should be ashamed of the things that they do secretly. Those things are too bad for us even to talk about.