Good Ones….

Monday Morning Meme Madness

https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2026/03/30/monday-morning-meme-madness-n2426347

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

A fanatic is one who Can’t change his mind
and Won’t change the subject.
Winston Churchill 

Fun Facts…American Football Part 1

American football’s 17-week season is one of the shortest of all professional team sports.

The most career points scored by an NFL player are the 2,673 points made by Adam Vinatieri between 1996 and 2020. Vinatieri also scored more than 100 points in a record 21 seasons.

The biggest attendance at a game of American football in history was in 2016, when more than 130,000 people watched a game between the University of Tennessee Volunteers and Virginia Tech Hokies.

In 1929, Chicago Cardinals player Ernie Nevers scored 40 points in a single game against the Chicago Bears. His score remains the most points scored for a single player in American football history.

Helmets did not become mandatory in NFL until 1979.

Companies typically pay around $7 million to broadcast a television commercial during the Super Bowl.

The first televised NFL game was on October 22, 1939.

The longest field goal ever scored was 66 yards, made by the Baltimore Ravens’ Justin Tucker in 2021.

THE SPHINX—SECRETS

More Democrat violence.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/03/28/its-anything-but-mostly-peaceful-in-portland-as-mobs-attack-law-enforcement-in-no-kings-assaults-n2200753

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Baby Trump and more peace talks.

No electronics made in China should be allowed in America.

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2026/03/25/fcc-bans-foreign-made-consumer-routers-citing-unacceptable-risk-of-china-hacking/

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META and Zuckerberg care nothing for you or your children.

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2026/03/25/new-mexico-jury-rules-zuckerbergs-meta-failed-to-protect-children-orders-375-million-in-damages/

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NATIONAL

Karoline calls Raskin a no good liar.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2026/03/26/karoline-leavitt-nukes-jamie-raskin-over-ridiculous-classified-documents-letter-n2673443

A good decision.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/03/26/trump-scored-some-huge-wins-regarding-the-enforcement-of-his-deportation-agenda-n2673429

He is a fraud.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/26/us-news/veterans-blast-ca-dem-candidate-who-exaggerated-navy-record/

New Jersey’s Governor sux.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/03/27/watch-this-nj-lawmaker-cut-through-governors-anti-ice-law-like-a-blowtorch-through-butter-n2673513

The AMA appears to endorse sex change surgery on children.

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/03/27/ama-said-it-agrees-on-sex-change-surgeries-for-kids-then-transitions-away-months-later-n2200681

Maybe they should have a couple of officers approve the big bucks—Oh, it’s California.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/03/28/lausd-insider-now-hit-with-22m-money-laundering-charges-n2200737

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Mamstinky

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/03/28/report-nyc-mayor-appoints-deputy-with-ties-to-anti-police-advocacy-group-funded-by-george-soros-n2673592

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The Shush Editor:    Are secrets common, LL ?

You can Google Matt Lauer for his sexual escapades.

The meow Cat:   They sure are.   Most everyone has secrets.   If several people and the media get involved it’s embarrassing to say the least.   The once host of  ‘The Price is Right’ is having his secrets released.   If more than two people are involved it is soon common knowledge.   Things are fine when everyone is getting something.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/19/entertainment/bob-barker-had-sex-with-price-is-right-beauty-in-dressing-room/

A Japanese reporter asked Trump why he kept the bombing of Iran a secret from Europe and Japan.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2026/03/19/trump-brings-up-pearl-harbor-when-asked-about-iran-war-n2673122

Hiding in plain view.   This is an open secret.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/03/19/analysis-nearly-half-of-immigrant-households-in-u-s-are-on-welfare/

The Democrats want the illegals here to vote for Democrats.   When The Supremes said that Trump 45 couldn’t add a citizenship question to the census-form, Democrats went crazy and let in about 15 million illegals.   There were already about 11 million here.

Pour a little vodka on it.

https://theonion.com/american-baked-potato-association-study-finds-it-best-to-load-er-up/

https://www.dw.com/en/germany/s-1432

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A good Idea from Mousse Man.

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-allocates-900-million-for-black-bear-porta-potties

https://redstate.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Peculiar Elliptical Galaxy Centaurus A
Image Credit & Copyright: SADR Observatory Team: J-C Dalouzy, P. Bazart, M. Dherbécourt, C. Humbert, G. Leroy, J-P Quéau, H. Talbot, & E. Valin

Explanation: What’s happened to the center of this galaxy? Dramatic dust lanes run across the center of unusual elliptical galaxy Centaurus A. These dust lanes are so thick they almost completely obscure the galaxy’s center in visible light. This is particularly unusual as Cen A‘s older stars and oval shape are characteristic of a giant elliptical galaxy, a galaxy type typically low in dark dust. Pictured in this deep image is a complex network of foreground gas and dust, as well as shells of dim stars and a jet projecting to the upper right. Also known as NGC 5128, Cen A is surely the result of a galactic collision where many young dust-creating stars were formed. However, details of the creation of Cen A’s unusually active center and iconic central dust lanes are still being researched. Cen A lies only 13 million light years away, making it the closest active galaxy.

Tomorrow’s picture: titanian trenches

Bible Verse

But you, my Lord, are a kind God who forgives people. You do not quickly become angry, and your faithful love is very great. We can always trust you to do what you have promised.

ONCE UPON A TIME…

Good Ones….

C’MON NOW…

C’mon now…My list is much more than 6. We need a much LARGER spaceship!
Then, pack them as tight as the lines at the airport!

We all know that the Democrats are not “Wrapped Too Tight.”
Now is our chance to wrap them tight and strap them in.
My humble apologies to The Man In The MOON!
I hope he does not consider them Illegal Aliens and bring them back.
I bet he will just shove them over to The Dark Side Of The Moon (Where they belong!)

-Sheila Tolley-