A lady is walking down the street and sees a parrot in the window of a pet store.

She stops to admire the bird. The parrot says to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, the lady is furious! She storms past the store to her work.

The next day she sees the same parrot in the window. When the parrot sees her it says, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” She’s livid, and storms off.

A day later she sees the same parrot and once again it says, “Hey lady, my God are you ugly.” The lady is so furious that she marches into the store and threatens to sue the store and have the bird killed. The store manager apologizes profusely and promises the bird won’t say it again.

The next day when the lady walks past the store the parrot says to her, “Hey lady. Lady!” She pauses, scowls with an icy stare, and says, “Yes?” And the parrot says, “… You know…”

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

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“In the first place, God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards.”
Mark Twain

Fun Facts: Really? Part 6

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The Japanese company YKK makes approximately half of the world’s zippers.

There’s a golf course in Brisbane, Australia with full-grown bull sharks living in the water hazards.

A kitchen faucet would need to be turned on all the way for at least forty-five years to equal the amount of blood pumped by the heart in the average lifetime.

The puffer fish, or blowfish, has enough toxin in it to kill thirty adult humans, and there is no antidote; but amazingly, the meat of some puffer fish is still considered a culinary delicacy.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of five times around the equator.

You Can Bet On It…

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This is the horoscope that my mentor sent to me yesterday.
AMEN…that has been my philosophy for my whole life.
No change necessary. It has worked for me for 75 years!
-Sheila Tolley-

THE SPHINX—WILD ANIMALS

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These people sound hopeless. Vote new people in.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/07/27/7-grocery-stores-shut-down-in-chicago-n2680171

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CBS is just as smelly as ever.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/07/26/cbs-news-host-tried-to-spar-with-this-gop-senator-on-the-save-america-act-it-went-poorly-for-her-n2680156

Jack deserves to be indicted right behind Merrick Garland.

https://www.breitbart.com/news/rep-jim-jordan-refers-former-special-council-jack-smith-to-doj/

A cover up.

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/07/23/thirty-years-later-fbi-record-exposes-a-missing-piece-of-the-twa-flight-800-investigation-n2204661

I cat-believe nothing these jokers say.

https://redstate.com/kyle-becker/2026/07/23/brandon-gill-has-a-genius-plan-to-end-the-foreign-invasion-of-birth-tourism-n2204699

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The dems don’t even let the primary winners run–Kamala & Platner–much less vote what the supporters want.

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/07/24/democrats-voter-suppression-lie-implodes-as-their-own-voters-back-id-requirements-n2204715

Some of the temporary guests have been here for 20 years.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/07/26/bye-now-ice-mounts-operations-to-remove-tps-haitians-from-the-united-states-n2204798

Lawless Seattle.

https://www.breitbart.com/2nd-amendment/2026/07/27/three-dead-following-shootout-at-seattle-food-festival/

Hawaii is no better.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/26/us-news/california-family-left-in-a-pool-of-blood-after-horrific-anti-white-attack-at-exclusive-hawaii-resort/

And NYC.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/27/us-news/local-mom-who-gifted-ex-nypd-cops-innocent-son-the-bike-he-rode-before-he-was-fatally-shot-rages-at-mamdani/

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The Be Careful Editor: What’s up with wild animals, LL ?

The Coyote Expert Cat: Wild animals and humans don’t mix. Everyone in authority seems to have told this ailing senior couple to buzz off concerning the coyote family under their trailer. Someone should open a GoFundMe account for them.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/07/16/city-officials-management-company-refuse-to-help-elder-couple-terrorized-by-coyotes-under-their-home-n2204384

Maybe Gavin will pitch in ?

They are special.

https://genesiustimes.com/judge-rules-judges-above-the-law/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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So long Joe.

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-heralded-as-first-president-to-author-his-memoir-posthumously

https://www.newsmax.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

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Barnards Loop over Twin Volcanoes
Image Credit & Copyright: Gonzalo Laserna Vargas

Explanation: What’s connecting these two volcanoes? In ancient folklore, the two volcanoes, Parinacota (left) and Pomerape (right), are connected by representing a mythical prince and princess who engaged in a forbidden romance. Beneath the ground, the two peaks are not known to be connected by a common pool of hot magma, and neither volcano has erupted in the past 1000 years. Above the ground, there is usually nothing in the sky that connects them — except if you use careful timing and look from a specific location. The featured well-planned image was captured from Bolivia in mid-April with a series of camera exposures taken on the same day and from the same location. Then, Barnard’s Loop appeared to connect the volcanic peaks. Also visible in the image is the Orion Nebula in the center, the star Betelgeuse on the right, and the Rosette Nebula on the upper right.

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Bible Verse

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A lady is walking down the street and sees a parrot in the window of a pet store.

She stops to admire the bird. The parrot says to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, the lady is furious! She storms past the store to her work.

The next day she sees the same parrot in the window. When the parrot sees her it says, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” She’s livid, and storms off.

A day later she sees the same parrot and once again it says, “Hey lady, my God are you ugly.” The lady is so furious that she marches into the store and threatens to sue the store and have the bird killed. The store manager apologizes profusely and promises the bird won’t say it again.

The next day when the lady walks past the store the parrot says to her, “Hey lady. Lady!” She pauses, scowls with an icy stare, and says, “Yes?” And the parrot says, “… You know…”

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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

“In the first place, God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards.”
Mark Twain

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Fun Facts: Really? Part 6

The Japanese company YKK makes approximately half of the world’s zippers.

There’s a golf course in Brisbane, Australia with full-grown bull sharks living in the water hazards.

A kitchen faucet would need to be turned on all the way for at least forty-five years to equal the amount of blood pumped by the heart in the average lifetime.

The puffer fish, or blowfish, has enough toxin in it to kill thirty adult humans, and there is no antidote; but amazingly, the meat of some puffer fish is still considered a culinary delicacy.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of five times around the equator.

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No change necessary. It has worked for me for 75 years!
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A lady is walking down the street and sees a parrot in the window of a pet store.

She stops to admire the bird. The parrot says to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, the lady is furious! She storms past the store to her work.

The next day she sees the same parrot in the window. When the parrot sees her it says, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” She’s livid, and storms off.

A day later she sees the same parrot and once again it says, “Hey lady, my God are you ugly.” The lady is so furious that she marches into the store and threatens to sue the store and have the bird killed. The store manager apologizes profusely and promises the bird won’t say it again.

The next day when the lady walks past the store the parrot says to her, “Hey lady. Lady!” She pauses, scowls with an icy stare, and says, “Yes?” And the parrot says, “… You know…”

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The Japanese company YKK makes approximately half of the world’s zippers.

There’s a golf course in Brisbane, Australia with full-grown bull sharks living in the water hazards.

A kitchen faucet would need to be turned on all the way for at least forty-five years to equal the amount of blood pumped by the heart in the average lifetime.

The puffer fish, or blowfish, has enough toxin in it to kill thirty adult humans, and there is no antidote; but amazingly, the meat of some puffer fish is still considered a culinary delicacy.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of five times around the equator.

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“In the first place, God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards.”
Mark Twain

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AMEN…that has been my philosophy for my whole life.
No change necessary. It has worked for me for 75 years!
-Sheila Tolley-