The Night Watchman

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Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

Congress said, “Someone may steal from it at night.”

So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, “How does the watchman do his job without instruction?”

So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions,
and one person to do time studies.

Then Congress said, “How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?”

So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One was to do the studies and
one was to write the reports.

Then Congress said, “How are these people going to get paid?”

So they created two positions: a time keeper and a payroll officer then hired two people.

Then Congress said, “Who will be accountable for all of these people?”

So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer,
Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.

Then Congress said, “We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $918,000 over budget, we must cut back.”

So they laid off the night watchman.
 

NOW slowly, let it sink in.


Does anybody remember the reason given for the establishment of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY during the Carter administration?

Anybody?
  Anything? Anyone?  No ?  Didn’t think so!

Bottom line is, we’ve spent several hundred billion dollars in support of an agency, the reason for which very few people who read this can remember!

Ready? 

It was very simple… and at the time, everybody thought it very appropriate.

The Department of Energy was instituted on 8/04/1977, TO LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL.

Hey, pretty efficient, huh???

AND NOW IT’S 
2017 — 40 YEARS LATER — AND THE BUDGET FOR THIS “NECESSARY” DEPARTMENT IS AT $24.2 BILLION A YEAR. IT HAS 16,000 FEDERAL EMPLOYEES AND APPROXIMATELY 100,000 CONTRACT EMPLOYEES; AND LOOK AT THE JOB IT HAS DONE!
 
Ah, yes — good old Federal bureaucracy.

NOW, WE HAVE TURNED OVER THE BANKING SYSTEM, HEALTH CARE, AND THE AUTO INDUSTRY TO THE SAME GOVERNMENT?
 
What can possibly go wrong?


Signed….
The Night Watchman
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(Thanks to JH….my Friend and Pen Pal.)

THE SPHINX—-THE REAL REASON TRUMP VISITS JERUSALEM

The Editor:  Do you know the real reason Trump visited Jerusalem, LL ?

Kosher Cat:   I sure do.  I just received a leak from Hillgirl, Schumerdevil, and Obama what’s his name.  

The Donald went to Jerusalem to inspect the Western Wall and bring it back to put on our Southern Border.  Here is a photo of the inspection.

http://www.breitbart.com/jerusalem/2017/05/22/pictures-trump-visits-western-wall-church-of-the-holy-sepulchre-in-jerusalem/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Wall

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Approaching Jupiter
Video Composition & Copyright: Peter Rosén et al.; Music: The Awakening by Clemens Ruh

Explanation: What would it look like to approach Jupiter? To help answer this, a team of 91 amateur astrophotographers took over 1,000 pictures of Jupiter from the Earth with the resulting images aligned and digitally merged into the featured time-lapse video. Image taking began in 2014 December and lasted just over three months. The resulting fictitious approach sequence has similarities to what was seen by NASA’s robotic Juno spacecraft as it first approached the Jovian world last July. The video begins with Jupiter appearing as a small orb near the image center. As Jupiter nears from below, the planet looms ever larger while the rotation of its cloud bands becomes apparent. Jupiter’s shrinking Great Red Spot rotates into view twice, at times showing unusual activity. Many white ovals are visible moving around the giant planet. The video ends as the imaginary spacecraft passes over Jupiter’s North Pole.

Tomorrow’s picture: galaxy needle

THE SPHINX—utterbastardcat.com

The Editor:  Is that a link, LL ?

Lion Cat:  It sure is, there is a cat in Australia that needs a home.  He is a little finicky.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/05/19/Australian-rescue-seeks-home-for-despot-and-dictator-cat/3121495227535/?utm_source=fp&utm_campaign=ts&utm_medium=10

If I lived in that God forsaken place I would want out also.  Every day there is a news bulletin about snakes eating babies.  Half the Kangaroos have stolen human babies in their pouches.

The Governor of Colorado has decided to pardon a felon in an attempt to avoid deportation of a convicted bank robber.  Let the guy live with the governor and his family.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/colorado-governor-pardons-felon-stave-off-deportation-215225404.html

The closed Hanford Nuclear Bomb plant in Washington state has another leak.   They have more leaks than Trump’s loyal employees.  The article reads like radiation on clothes won’t harm you.

http://www.king5.com/news/local/hanford/radioactive-contamination-found-of-clothes-of-hanford-worker/441263419

Astronomy Picture of the Day

A Zodiacal Sky over Horseshoe Bend
Image Credit & Copyright: David Lane

Explanation: What’s causing the unusual ray of white light extending upward from the central horizon? Dust orbiting the Sun. At certain times of the year, a band of sun-reflecting dust from the inner Solar System rises prominently before sunrise and is called zodiacal light. The dust originates mostly from faint Jupiter-family comets and slowly spirals into the Sun. Pictured, in front of the zodiacal light, is a spectacular view of Horseshoe Bend of the Colorado River. Emitted from well behind the zodiacal light is a spectacular sky that includes many bright stars including Sirius, several blue star clusters including the Pleiades, and an assortment of red nebula including Barnard’s Loop in Orion. The 30-image composite was taken earlier this month in nearly complete darkness only six inches from the edge of a dangerous cliff.

Tomorrow’s picture: approaching jupiter