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These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY !
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is… ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

Fun Facts…The Ancient World Part 1

The Ancient Egyptians worshipped more than 2,000 different gods and goddesses.

The pyramids of ancient Egypt were actually tombs, in which the pharaoh could be laid after his or her death, along with many of their belongings and everything they would need in the afterlife.

The Great Pyramid at Giza was the world’s tallest building until Lincoln Cathedral was completed in England in the 1300s.

Each of the gigantic stone blocks used to build the pyramids weighed around two tons, that’s as much as an elephant.

There are more than 130 pyramids scattered around the Egyptian desert. Egypt isn’t the country with the most ancient pyramids. In fact, most of them are now found in neighboring Sudan.

The word pharaoh literally means “great house”, thought to be a reference to the grand palace in which the kings and queens of Egypt lived.

Because of unusual marks on his skeleton, some historians believe King Tutankhamun might have been killed by a hippopotamus or even a crocodile.

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

It’s not where you start but
where you finish that counts.
Zig Ziglar

THE SPHINX—ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ( AI )

Iran–IRGC-doesn’t want to give up their uranium or power in the Mideast.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/05/25/us-forces-launch-self-defense-strikes-n2676629

*****

This is one SNAFU that Musk uncovered.   What a government ??????????????

https://nypost.com/2025/02/17/us-news/doge-discovers-4-7-trillion-in-treasury-payments-were-missing-critical-code/

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A mummy’s surprise.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/22/science/experts-stunned-after-uncovering-homers-iliad-on-egyptian-mummy-in-unprecedented-find/

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Wesley Hunt tells Crockett that she is behind the times.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/05/22/epic-wesley-hunt-shuts-down-crocketts-race-bait-n2202604

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Will NASA beat Musk to the moon ?

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/05/22/nasa-launches-moon-base-push-with-major-new-agency-reorganization-n2202610

Starbucks abandons AI.

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2026/05/22/ai-fail-starbucks-abandons-ai-powered-inventory-tool-after-only-9-months/

Pratt is doing well.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/05/23/spencer-pratt-has-an-unreal-fundraising-lead-over-woke-la-mayor-karen-bass-n2676575

Good news from North Carolina.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/05/24/the-rnc-just-scored-a-major-election-security-victory-in-north-carolina-n2676600

Goals are met.

https://hotair.com/headlines/2026/05/24/us-army-hits-2026-recruiting-goals-four-months-early-n3815253

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The Science Editor:    What’s up with ( AI ), LL ?

Not everyone is happy with the AI Data Centers.

The Answer Cat:   For our new readers, here are a few facts.

https://www.nasa.gov/what-is-artificial-intelligence/

It is complicated.    We have reported on many occasions that lawyers have used ( AI ) in court cases, and had their honesty/ethics questioned when ( AI ) made up cases/falsified data.   In one incident it showed George Washington as being Black.

https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/ai-errors-us-murder-case-lead-discipline-georgia-prosecutor-2026-05-05/

https://www.afr.com/technology/black-george-washington-google-shows-pitfalls-of-woke-ai-20240229-p5f8ob

THE PROBLEM IS PROGRAMMERS INSERT THEIR OWN BIASES INTO THE INSTRUCTIONS.   IT’S LIKE WATCHING CNN OR WOKE MS.

The Data Centers use tremendous amounts of energy and water.

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/05/15/trumps-ai-push-runs-into-a-major-problem-americans-dont-want-the-data-centers-n2202371

Just like a bull riding rodeo.

https://theonion.com/ufc-clown-jumps-into-octagon-to-distract-irate-fighter/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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AI  on Mars.

https://babylonbee.com/video/we-asked-ai-to-show-us-what-elon-musks-city-on-mars-will-be-like

https://www.newsmax.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

PK 164 +31.1: The Headphone Nebula
Image Credit & Copyright: Bernard Miller
Text: Keighley Rockcliffe (NASA GSFC, UMBC CSST, CRESST II)

Explanation: What is a pair of headphones doing in the sky? Today’s image features the Headphone Nebula, also known as PK 164 +31.1 or Jones-Emberson 1. This planetary nebula, the remnant of a dying Sun-like star, faintly occupies an angular region of the Lynx constellation about 1/5th the diameter of the full moon. The red and blue-ish green colors trace hydrogen and oxygen atoms, respectively, that have been excited and ionized by the nebula’s central white dwarf. The headphone shape, where two lobes of hydrogen puncture the inner region of oxygen, adds this object to a long list of oddly shaped nebulae. The morphology of such strange nebulae hint at the presence of a stellar or planetary companion, which can stir the material flowing out from the dying star. You can listen to Hubble and JWST sonifications of planetary nebulae through your very own headphones!

Tomorrow’s picture: gaze into a Crystal Ball

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Fun Facts…Cities Part 3

The capital of Liberia, Monrovia, is named after the US president James Monroe.

Before London became the capital of England in 1066, the English capital was actually the city of Winchester.

Belmopan, the capital of Belize, takes its name from the two rivers that flow through it: the Belize and the Mopan.

In the 200 years from 1820-2020, the capital of Kazakhstan was either moved or renamed eight times.

In Irish, Dublin means “black pool.” On the opposite side of the Irish Sea from Dublin, on England’s west coast, is a town called Blackpool.

Indianapolis has more churches per person than any other city. With almost 3,000 in total, that is one church for every 289 people.

Paris Syndrome is the name of a genuine medical disorder suffered by tourists who become overwhelmed when visiting the French capital.

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Never stop learning. Staying curious is the only way to avoid becoming that annoying ‘back in my day’ person everyone dodges.
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