Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

I actually think that the Republicans
are the party of jobs
and the Democrats are the party of mobs.
Donald Trump

Beautiful Flashbacks From Yesteryear…PART 2

 

THE SPHINX—HISTORY

THE IRGC IN IRAN WILL HAVE TO BE DESTROYED. HATE, TORTURE, AND BRUTALITY ARE THE ONLY JOBS THEY KNOW.   THEY ARE LIKE THE 10,000 HAMAS STILL IN GAZA.   THEIR WORD IS GOOD AS LONG AS  A CARRIER STRIKE FORCE IS NEARBY.    Why aren’t the gunboats being destroyed ?

https://redstate.com/streiff/2026/04/18/iranian-navy-fires-on-two-vessels-in-strait-of-hormuz-demonstrating-that-waterway-is-not-open-n2201427

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Another gas station hero.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/15/us-news/michigan-gas-station-clerk-saves-abducted-teen-after-she-mouthed-help/

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We have so many Chinese spies in America, they should be a state.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/04/15/ahead-of-summit-with-xi-jinping-trump-says-china-wont-send-iran-weapons-are-happy-with-the-strait-n2201303

Congress should have prevented any Chinese electronics from Beijing to be imported.

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2026/04/16/report-china-could-be-spying-on-you-through-your-smart-home-devices/

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Every criminal lawyer in D.C. and California should be busy.   What about Fancy Nancy ????

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/04/16/dni-gabbard-issues-criminal-referrals-over-the-dems-2019-trump-impeachment-fiasco-n2674549

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Keep voting the Democrats in.    The governor raises the price, and then complains about the cost.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/15/us-news/gov-mikie-sherrill-demands-fifa-foot-the-bill-for-world-cup-transportation-after-reports-nj-transit-could-inflate-train-tickets-by-775/

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We will see.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/04/15/ahead-of-summit-with-xi-jinping-trump-says-china-wont-send-iran-weapons-are-happy-with-the-strait-n2201303

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Pick one.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2026/04/15/bernie-backed-house-candidate-in-utah-internet-history-n2201308

IRAN

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/04/15/bessent-delivers-another-powerful-blow-to-iran-n2201332

The proposed arch.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/04/15/karoline-leavitt-unveils-plans-for-the-triumphal-arc-to-mark-the-america-250-celebrations-n2201324

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Mamstinky

https://nypost.com/2026/04/18/opinion/hochuls-stance-on-tax-hikes-is-all-for-political-gain/

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The Experienced Editor:    What have you uncovered, LL ?

The Reporter Cat:   All kinds of stuff.   The first is an old sword.

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/student-accidentally-finds-crusader-era-sword-after-chasing-off-suspected-thieves

An old warship.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/08/nelsons-victory-unearthed-danish-warship-dannebrog-found-after-225-years-in-copenhagen-harbor-n2201101

Some recent finds.

Toad venom will do the trick.

https://theonion.com/coachella-medical-staff-rush-overly-lucid-man-to-emergency-psychedelics-tent/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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Go to Popular Mechanics, they can help.

https://babylonbee.com/news/battle-hardened-drone-returning-from-iran-war-struggling-to-re-enter-life-of-delivering-amazon-orders

https://www.breitbart.com/

Bible Verse

It is good for a family of God’s people to live together in peace. Yes! It brings great pleasure!

The Best Parts are not always in the script…Keep your eyes on the little boy

Fun Facts…World Languages Part 3

The native Australians traveled so far in ancient times that Malagasy, the native language of Madagascar, is more closely related to the languages of Indonesia than mainland Africa. 

Maltese, the language spoken in the tiny Mediterranean country of Malta, is descended from historical Arabic, but is written in the Latin alphabet.

The different varieties of Arabic are so different from one another that speakers in different Arabic-speaking countries would struggle to communicate with one another.

Danish, Swedish, and Norwegian, meanwhile are so similar to one another that the three can almost be used interchangeably. According to some estimates, 80% of Danish and Norwegian, in particular, are said to be mutually intelligible.

The Turkish language used to be written using the Arabic alphabet, but in 1928 the language switched over to the ABC’s of the Roman alphabet and has been written that way ever since.

In 2011, the Busuu language of Cameroon in West Africa was spoken fluently by just eight people.      

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Don’t judge a book by its cover.
George Eliot

WHOA!

Don’t forget Tulsi Gabbard  & former President Ronald Reagan also shifted from the Lefty Loonies to the American Party.
-Sheila Tolley-

Beautiful Flashbacks From Yesteryear…PART 1

THE SPHINX—CALIFORNIA

Look who invaded Israel.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2026/04/15/israeli-residents-hunker-down-after-being-swarmed-bybees-n2674512

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Mayorkas and Biden should both be tried as accomplices.   America is on life support.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/04/14/bombshell-documents-joe-bidens-dhs-knew-sheridan-gormans-accused-killer-did-not-have-valid-asylum-claim-freed-him-into-u-s-anyway/

A hero.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/14/army-vet-jim-whittaker-first-american-on-everest-dies-at-97-n2201280

A new poll on Iran.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/04/12/this-new-poll-on-iran-is-eye-opening-n2674322

NATIONAL

The school administration should pay the fine out of their pockets.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/04/15/ndiana-school-district-pays-195k-settlement-after-firing-counselor-for-speaking-against-gender-identity-policy/

The most repulsive politician in America.  Fulton County ( Atlanta ) is corrupt enough to approve her residency.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/04/14/a-former-worst-illinois-mayor-is-running-for-a-georgia-commissioner-seat-and-i-have-questions-n2201277

Boasberg is a close second.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/04/14/judge-boasberg-just-got-spanked-n2674439

Disney will have to layoff the workers imported from India.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/04/14/disney-begins-mass-layoffs-to-foster-a-technologically-enabled-workforce/

A Colorado pileup.

https://www.breitbart.com/news/major-colorado-pileup-involving-about-70-vehicles-sends-8-to-the-hospital/

Every woman in America needs a small pistol when they are outside alone.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/15/us-news/georgia-murder-suspect-olaolukitan-adon-abel-naturalized-citizen-from-uk/

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Mamstinky

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/04/15/mamdani-grocery-store-bait-and-switch-n2674485

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The Left Coast Editor:    What’s up on the Pacific side, LL ?

The Slime State Cat:     They have too much fraud, slime, and illegal goings-on.

Eric heads the list today.   Remember his Fang Fang fling.

https://redstate.com/jenvanlaar/2026/04/07/eric-swalwell-invokes-maga-conspiracy-theorists-as-he-denies-sexual-harassment-reports-n2201063

Ole Mousse Man and his wife continue to make noise.

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/04/05/newsom-spends-19m-in-taxpayer-funds-on-pr-push-as-criticism-of-california-grows-n2200971

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/04/07/gavin-newsoms-minimum-wage-boondoggle-comes-with-a-side-of-fail-as-automation-job-cuts-skyrocket-n2201041

She is insane.

https://redstate.com/jenvanlaar/2026/04/07/jennifer-newsoms-cuckoo-comments-to-san-quentin-murderers-n2201047

https://nypost.com/2026/04/07/us-news/gavin-newsoms-wife-shares-sister-death-empathizes-with-san-quentin-inmates/

Another fraud.

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/04/08/doj-reveals-270m-medi-cal-fraud-scheme-that-exploited-oversight-gaps-under-newsom-n2201074

Trump and Congress should lock the door on FEDERAL MONEY.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=changed+locks+on+my+door+song#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:637e6c33,vid:IjdsdGHqdGA,st:0

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It is made for Democrats.

https://theonion.com/arbys-reclassifies-their-food-as-entertainment/

https://www.washingtontimes.com/

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All they need is J.R.

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-new-season-of-californians-move-to-texas-is-finally-here

https://www.breitbart.com/