Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish

Patriot Post Memes

Monday Morning Meme Madness

https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2026/03/09/monday-morning-meme-madness-n2425768

????? April Fool

The New Year was celebrated between March 25 and April 1 by the French when the Julian calendar was still in use. However, in 1564, after the introduction of the new Gregorian calendar, the festivity was moved to January 1. While most people quickly adapted to the new calendar because it was proposed by the church, some people resisted the change, and they subsequently became victims of elaborate jokes, hoaxes, and pranks. These people were invited to New Year’s parties on the 1st of April only to show up and find that there was no party. 

They were derided and referred to as “the April fools.” That’s how we ended up celebrating April Fools’ Day on April 1st. 

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Behind every great man is a
woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey

THE SPHINX—THE WAR

Iranian-Americans.

https://redstate.com/beckynoble/2026/03/07/iranian-americans-rally-at-sen-schmitts-st-louis-office-they-are-ready-to-take-their-country-back-n2199944

Terrorist Iranians.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/03/07/key-iranian-oil-infrastructure-targeted-in-latest-operation-epic-fury-strikes-n2672478

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/03/07/trumps-complete-destruction-warning-ignored-idf-burns-mehrabad-airport-n2199970

America can’t depend on England, and for sure Europe.   Bring our NATO troops home or let Europe pay their bills.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/03/07/trump-lets-britains-keir-starmer-have-it-we-dont-need-people-that-join-wars-after-weve-already-won-n2199978

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‘Shield of the Americas’

https://abcnews.com/Politics/trump-speak-shield-americas-summit-aimed-taking-cartels/story?id=130847707

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Epstein was killed.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/07/us-news/prison-guard-googled-jeffrey-epstein-minutes-before-his-body-was-found-and-deposited-thousands-days-before-pedophiles-suicide-doj/

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Cornyn is a RINO.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/03/06/record-review-john-cornyn-chose-jack-smith-joe-biden-illegal-aliens-over-trump-texas/

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San Francisco’s Mayor abandons his security detail that was being attacked.   All Democrat politicians will leave any violent action to be handled by security.   It will come tumbling down one day.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/03/06/mayor-david-luries-security-team-attacked-in-wild-san-francisco-scene-n2199920

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The Syria, Jordan, and Lebanon governments should clean up their countries now.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/03/06/skies-above-beirut-are-filled-with-smoke-as-israel-rains-missiles-on-hezbollah-strongholds-n2199915

https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2026/03/07/after-more-than-35-years-the-lebanese-government-is-finally-trying-to-disarm-hezbollah-n4950357

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Death Valley is blooming.

https://weather.com/news/trending/video/death-valley-desert-wildflower-bloom-2026

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Trump wants Unconditional Surrender.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/03/06/president-trump-demands-unconditional-surrender-from-iran-n2672418

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China News.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/03/05/how-the-trump-doctrine-has-effected-china-so-far-n2672340

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Kristi trees Senator Coons.   An old video.

https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/03/04/kristi-noem-made-dem-sen-chris-coons-line-of-ice-questioning-backfire-with-a-simple-question-n2425655

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The people pushing child sexual surgery are mentally ill–PERIOD.

https://redstate.com/eli-shepherd/2026/03/04/video-emerges-ucsf-administrator-threatens-to-kill-critic-of-child-trans-surgeries-n2199782

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A repeat of Baby Crockett, to recognize her Senate run in Texas.   She lost her primary.

NATO agrees with Trump.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/03/natos-secretary-general-confirms-iran-was-on-its-way-to-getting-nuclear-weapons-n2672214

The Crook Club.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/06/us-news/aoc-omar-and-other-squad-reps-among-the-53-house-dems-that-voted-against-reaffirming-iran-as-a-terror-sponsor/

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NATIONAL

 It will take California a hundred years to become a decent place to live.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/04/us-news/san-francisco-will-take-124-years-to-fix-housing-armageddon-despite-sweeping-yimby-initiatives/

https://redstate.com/jenvanlaar/2026/03/04/the-pratt-effect-woman-responsible-for-empty-palisades-reservoir-gets-booted-n2199849

What is this BS ????????????

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/03/06/katie-couric-interview-of-gavin-newsom-n2199943

The next HOR session will have 52 new members.

https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2026/03/03/52-house-members-arent-running-for-re-election-making-the-midterms-a-crapshoot-for-both-parties-n4950184

The Atlanta Hawks and NBA will honor a strip club.

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2026/03/03/hawks-plan-promotional-night-dedicated-to-famed-atlanta-strip-club/

Jake is the man.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/03/03/jake-tapper-was-it-necessary-to-kill-49-senior-iranian-leaders-n2672181

FJB and Spain.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/03/03/new-trump-slams-door-on-trade-with-spain-over-nato-iran-n2199794

INTERNATIONAL

Is China in an energy squeeze ( oil ) ?

https://redstate.com/streiff/2026/03/03/the-energy-squeeze-chinas-in-over-operation-epic-fury-is-just-a-foretaste-of-what-is-yet-to-come-n2199813

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Mamstinky.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/06/us-news/mamdani-claims-wife-rama-duwaji-isnt-a-public-figure-despite-glossy-magazine-profiles-after-uproar-over-oct-7-post-likes/

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The War Editor:     Can you tell our loyal readers about the war, LL ?

The General Cat:   I will skip the cultural war for America, and talk about Iran.   

A behind the scenes look at how some things work.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/05/world-news/how-israel-killed-ayatollah-khamenei-with-a-missile-from-space/

https://www.breitbart.com/middle-east/2026/03/05/report-operation-epic-fury-u-s-deploys-helios-laser-to-cripple-iranian-regime/

https://www.breitbart.com/middle-east/2026/03/06/rumors-arise-that-some-iranian-security-forces-are-failing-to-show-up-for-duty/

The Space Force.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/03/06/the-democrats-laughed-at-space-force-but-its-been-crucial-in-operation-epic-fury-n2672402

This retired general recognizes that Trump isn’t making our warriors get shot at first.   Like Admiral Farragut said at the battle of Mobil Bay during the Civil War, ‘Damn the torpedoes-full speed ahead’.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/03/06/ret-3-star-general-says-hes-never-seen-anything-like-epic-fury-were-now-playing-whac-a-mullah-n2199928

One less.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/03/06/irgc-operative-convicted-in-plot-to-assassinate-us-officials-including-trump-n2672456

Is this true ?

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/03/06/where-are-those-chicom-planes-that-are-normally-harassing-taiwan-does-epic-fury-have-the-ccp-nervous-n2199931

Our younger readers might not have been taught history in school.

 

The bottles will be relabeled Bill’s Best and sold in New York.

https://theonion.com/royal-family-quietly-removes-prince-andrews-line-of-salad-dressings-from-u-k-grocery-stores/

https://www.tehrantimes.com/

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Don’t use Hillary’s Benghazi method.

https://babylonbee.com/news/us-embassy-in-minneapolis-evacuated-over-safety-concerns-for-american-citizens

https://www.breitbart.com/

Bible Verse

 Two people who work together are better than one person who works alone. They can help each other to work well.

We Didn’t Start The Fire (Trump Parody)

PATRIOT POST MEMES

 

????? Break A Leg

In theater and other performing arts, we say “break a leg” to wish performers good luck as they go on stage. This phrase originated in the Elizabethan era  when theater was the prime art form. At the time, many performers were superstitious. They believed that wishing someone good luck would “jinx” them, and it would result in bad luck. At first, people would avoid expressing any wish altogether. In the same era, the audiences would often bang their chairs on the floor instead of applauding. The more they liked the performance, the more they banged their chairs, and that would often result in someone breaking the leg off a chair or two. 

Soon, someone figured out a way to express a wish that sounded negative but really had a positive meaning that only theater insiders would know. Performers started telling each other,  “I hope you break a leg,” which sounded like it meant “I hope you get injured while performing” to avoid jinxing the performer. Both parties knew that it meant “I hope your performance is so well received that an audience member breaks a leg off a chair.”