Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Focus like a laser, not a flashlight.
Michael Jordan

 

Beautiful Flashbacks From Yesteryear…PART 5

THE SPHINX—ANIMAL ARCHIVES

Hopefully the feds will put her away.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/cherfilus-mccormick-scandal-ethics-hearing/2026/04/21/id/1253693/

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No more mandatory flu shots for the military.    I can hear the drug companies complaining.

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/04/21/pentagon-finally-drops-flu-mandate-ends-years-of-forced-shots-for-troops-n2201548

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Apple’s CEO to retire.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/04/20/tim-cook-to-step-down-as-ceo-of-apple-n2674793

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Trump has me guessing.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/04/21/iran-ceasefire-extended-n2674844

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Who trusts doctors—they are cutting off sex organs of minors.

https://hotair.com/headlines/2026/04/17/whats-the-deal-with-alzheimers-disease-and-amyloid-n3813989

The Sphinx quit covering these a year or two ago.

https://pjmedia.com/scott-pinsker/2026/04/18/welp-were-officially-at-the-circling-the-drain-phase-of-the-tucker-carlson-and-candace-owens-gimmick-n4951932

Policies can create behavior.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/18/seattles-homelessness-and-open-air-drug-use-crisis-now-exploding-under-socialism-n2201432

What was on the ship trying to run the blockade ???

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/04/21/heres-what-was-on-that-seized-iranian-tanker-n2674795

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Air Traffic Controllers.

https://pjmedia.com/bryan-s-jung/2026/04/18/6000-apply-as-air-traffic-controllers-after-dot-secretary-duffy-proposes-recruiting-gamers-n4951917

NYU students streak for more information.

https://www.breitbart.com/education/2026/04/19/nyu-students-streak-in-their-skivvies-to-protest-college-merch/

A steel-tin mill reopens.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/20/big-beautiful-new-win-for-us-manufacturing-us-steel-to-restart-gary-tin-mill-n2201489

Senate hearing.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/04/21/trumps-fed-chair-pick-has-fun-at-elizabeth-warrens-expense-at-confirmation-hearing-n2201543

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The Fauna Editor:    What is on tap for today, LL ?

The Animal Cat:    I have a break from politics.   Here are some animals from my archives.    The first is Democrat dogs looking for some Russian Collusion.   I think they are all real.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=corgi+races+on+beach+video+funny#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:f97a6c55,vid:i9Ig4wy-ym8,st:0

School crossing.

https://tolleystopics.com/2025/11/17/turkey-crossing/

Those were the days.

https://nypost.com/cover/august-12-2024/

Caw-Caw.

Instinct.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/instinct

https://tolleystopics.com/2024/10/07/a-baby-beaver-so-cute/

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Try it.

https://theonion.com/requirements-for-becoming-a-nasa-astronaut-1819592525/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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The Pope has a lion’s name.

https://babylonbee.com/news/blasphemy-pope-leo-shares-ai-picture-depicting-himself-as-donald-trump

https://redstate.com/

Patriot Post Memes

These Somalis have some real Quality problems with the consonant ‘N’, don’t they? They should contact Vanna White at The Wheel of Fortune, maybe she has a few to spare. By the way, I wonder if Ilha divorced her brother before she married her new husbad? 
-Sheila Tolley-
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Yes! Immediately, if not sooner!!
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 I find this New York Post info quite educational, for a change.  I did not know that Seattle had any gifted or talented students.
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The leaders who used to be alive in Iran,
knew this guy as ‘Santa Claus’.

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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

If you can’t be the sunshine, be the
person who brings the snacks.
Anonymous

Fun Facts…Planet Earth Part 3

The Mediterranean Sea used to be a vast empty basin-like depression until the Atlantic Ocean swelled sufficiently to overflow the Straits of Gibraltar  and fill it with water. This colossal event, known as the Zanclean Flood, happened more than five million years ago.

Mount Everest weighs around 350 trillion pounds. It grows in height by around a quarter of an inch every year.

Ten of the world’s 14 mountains that stand higher than 26,247 feet are found in the Himalayas.

The most volcanic region on the planet is Indonesia. This vast island nation is home to more than 13,000 volcanoes.

More than half a million gallons of water flow over the edge of Niagara Falls every second.

The world’s tallest uninterrupted waterfall is Angel Falls in Venezuela. The falls themselves stand more than 3,000 feet tall, while the water flowing over them plunges 2,648 feet

If it were not classified as a continent, Australia would be the world’s largest island.

The world’s largest island is Greenland. At 840,000 square miles, it is more than twice the size of its closest rival, New Guinea.

Beautiful Flashbacks From Yesteryear…PART 4

THE SPHINX—NUTRIA

Who believes Hochul or any Democrat that places illegals over safety of citizens ?

https://www.newsmax.com/politics/dot-new-york-kathy-hochul/2026/04/16/id/1253196/


Lori didn’t work out.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/04/20/secretary-of-labor-lori-chavez-deremer-resigns-from-cabinet-post-n2674781

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The Warthog lives on.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/04/20/pete-hegseth-just-made-a-huge-announcement-about-the-a-10-n2674788

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Afghanistan withdrawal.

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2026/04/17/parnell-statement-on-afghan-withdrawal-review-panel-n2201387

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My oh my.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/04/17/utah-supreme-court-justice-diana-hagen-n2674637

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Only the Democrats with TDS believe that ID’s aren’t needed for elections.   You can’t function in today’s society without an ID.   FJB, Obama, and the dems.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/04/17/nolte-30-admission-obamas-presidential-library-locals-must-show-id-discount/

These and others have been mentioned for years in the small news media.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/17/us-news/string-of-missing-of-dead-scientists-too-coincidental-congressman-says-as-a-11th-researcher-revealed/

https://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/questions-mount-over-deaths-and-disappearances-of-us-scientists/

Midwest storms.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/18/roofs-stripped-trees-uprooted-tornadoes-hit-midwest-hard-more-on-the-way-n2201430

Chinese robots are fast.

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2026/04/19/watch-chinese-robot-shatters-human-record-in-the-half-marathon/

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Mamstinky

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2026/04/20/ny-mets-record-all-signs-point-to-gracie-mansion-n2201499

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The Sweetener Editor:   Are you using a sweetener instead of Dixie Crystals, LL ?

The Super Rodent Cat:   It isn’t a sugar substitute, but a 20 pound rodent has made a rebirth in California.   They dig under waterways, dams, etc.    The are just another rat for the once Golden State.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/12/californias-nutria-nightmare-someone-really-likes-these-20-pound-rats-n2201217

The Democrat government is so concerned with sexual surgery on children, and giving illegals everything they need that the rodents will destroy the dams and levees.

When the dams wash away they will have a crisis, like Corpus Christi, Texas.

https://www.newsmax.com/finance/streettalk/corpus-christi-texas-water-shortage-oil-gas/2026/04/12/id/1252623/

I use to show this rat to warn NYC residents about the danger they are in.

https://gothamist.com/news/photo-brooklyn-man-stabs-giant-rat-with-pitchfork

If California is to be saved it will be against the wind.

It is tough out there.

https://theonion.com/pelicans-kings-game-ends-after-neither-team-able-to-recover-tipoff/

https://www.washingtontimes.com/

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The name golf was picked because *uck was already taken.

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-rule-game-not-a-sport-if-you-can-smoke-an-entire-pack-of-cigs-while-playing

https://redstate.com/

Bible Verse

FOR SURE!!!