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I’m just honored to graduate.
Anonymous

THE SPHINX—UFO

California mushroom poisoning.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/deadly-mushroom-poisonings-california-mark-223422895.html?guccounter=1

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Two Navy aircraft collide at air show.

https://www.newsmax.com/us/air-show-idaho-incident/2026/05/17/id/1256564/

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Give them 6 months in port.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/05/16/uss-gerald-r-ford-now-docked-in-norfolk-after-longest-deployment-since-vietnam-n2202395

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This is more accurate than the MSM lies.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/15/us-news/trump-and-xis-footing-was-a-big-tell-on-how-their-historic-china-summit-went-body-language-expert/

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This is interesting but, is useless because they lie, steal, and cheat.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/14/opinion/beware-democrats-sneaky-independent-midterm-gambit/

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The NYT is trash.

https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2026/05/14/nolte-israel-announces-defamation-suit-against-the-new-york-times-over-dog-rape-smear/

It’s a sad story when The Supremes have to do the Department of Commerce’s job.

https://redstate.com/beccalower/2026/05/14/scotus-freight-brokers-n2202347

This would be ‘mucho’ fun.    The Republicans should donate some money to both Democrats.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/05/15/what-if-dems-are-shut-out-of-the-ca-gov-race-newsom-says-theres-a-break-the-glass-contingency-plan-n2676129

Virginia fails to ‘go around their own Constitution’.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/05/15/supreme-court-just-delivered-devastating-news-for-dems-in-their-redistricting-fight-n2676090

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Primary Boebert.  A repeat.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/16/us-news/trump-threatens-weak-minded-boebert-with-primary-after-she-campaigns-for-massie/

Axios reports that Cuba has drone planes.

Austin is a liberal-Democratic dung heap.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/05/18/teens-gone-bad-three-juveniles-nabbed-in-terrifying-austin-texas-shooting-spree-that-left-4-injured-n2202431

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The Mars Editor:    What’s up with UFO, LL ?

The Venus Cat:    The Pentagon supposedly released all the files on Unidentified Flying Objects.   I don’t believe anything they say.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/08/us-news/pentagon-releases-dozens-of-ufo-files-trump-teased-as-very-interesting/

They don’t even mention the Roswell, New Mexico incident in 1947.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roswell_incident

Here is a video not released.

One Martian even had a TV show.

Extending a 48 minute game to 3 hours would be super.

https://genesiustimes.com/nba-unveils-most-valuable-flopper-trophy-for-western-conference-finals-winner/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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Fauci hasn’t retired.

https://babylonbee.com/news/dr-fauci-reports-amazing-results-in-gain-of-function-research-at-new-cruise-ship-laboratory

https://www.breitbart.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

NGC 2170: The Angel Nebula
Image Credit & Copyright: Jason Marriott

Explanation: Is this a painting or a photograph? In this celestial abstract art composed with a cosmic brush, dusty nebula NGC 2170, also known as the Angel Nebula, shines just above the image center. Reflecting the light of nearby hot stars, NGC 2170 is joined by other bluish reflection nebulae, a red emission region, many dark absorption nebulae, and a backdrop of colorful stars. Like the common household items that abstract painters often choose for their subjects, the clouds of gas, dust, and hot stars featured here are also commonly found in a setting like this one — a massive, star-forming molecular cloud in the constellation of the Unicorn (Monoceros). The giant molecular cloud Mon R2, is impressively close, estimated to be only 2,400 light-years or so away. At that distance, this canvas would be over 60 light-years across.

Tomorrow’s picture: open space

Bible Verse

Allah be praised……

This morning, around 7AM, I went for my stroll around the marina.

I noticed a man with a long blade knife running down the dock towards me, dressed in Islamic clothing who shouted, “Allah be praised!” and “Death to America and all Infidels!” when suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat because of the weight of all the explosives he was carrying, and I knew that if he didn’t get help, he would surely drown!

Being a responsible, ethical citizen, and abiding by the moral code that requires a person to get help to those in distress, I contacted the police, the Coast Guard, Homeland Security and even the fire department.

It is now 11AM, the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have responded.

I’m starting to think I just wasted four stamps.

 

Monday Morning Meme Madness

https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2026/05/18/monday-morning-meme-madness-n2428060

Fun Facts…Cinema Part 3

Anthony Hopkins won the Best Actor Oscar in 1992 for his role as Hannibal Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs – despite his character appearing on screen for just 16 minutes. He is still not the shortest Oscar-worthy performance in movie history. In 1977, Beatrice Straight won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress, despite appearing on screen in the movie Network for just five minutes.

The sound of the T-rex’s growl in Jurassic Park is partly made by slowing down the growl of a koala bear.

Before Kate Winslet was offered the role, Gwyneth Paltrow, Winona Ryder, Claire Danes, and Reese Witherspoon were all considered to play Rose in Titanic. Jared Leto, Matthew McConaughey, Chris O’Donnell, and Stephen Dorff were all considered for the role of Jack that eventually went to Leonardo di Caprio.

The movie Toy Story 2 was almost deleted from Pixar’s servers before it was completed when a glitch began automatically undoing the computer-generated movie’s code.

When Parasite was named Best Picture at the 2020 Oscars, it became the first non-English-language film to win the award in history.

In the summer of 2023, it was announced that the Marvel Cinematic Universe has so far grossed $30 billion.

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