Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Aim for the moon. If you miss,
you’ll land among the stars.
Anonymous

THE SPHINX—SMART OR NOT

NEWS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENCE ASSOCIATION DINNER (WHCA) —-Shots fired.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/04/25/president-trump-address-the-media-following-attack-at-the-whca-dinner-n2675071

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2026/04/25/new-whcd-shooter-identified-from-california-n2201695

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NFL draft news.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/draft2026/story/_/id/48547351/2026-nfl-draft-grades-32-teams-kiper-winners-losers-steals-sleepers-favorite-picks-classes

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Good news for people with hearing difficulties.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/04/24/trump-humorous-moment-in-white-house-highlights-deal-with-good-news-for-american-people-n2201647

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The IRGC sounds like American Democrats when their taxpayer FRAUD MONEY IS STOPPED.   They might become dissatisfied.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/04/25/iran-leadership-tells-citizens-to-ration-energy-after-us-and-israeli-strikes-cripple-infrastructure-n2675053

https://redstate.com/streiff/2026/04/25/president-trump-orders-the-witkoff-kushner-trip-to-islamabad-canceled-no-more-talking-about-nothing-n2201674

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Trump to clean up the Reflecting Pool.

https://pjmedia.com/david-manney/2026/04/23/trump-restores-a-landmark-and-saves-millions-n4952135

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Good blockade news.

https://www.newsmax.com/politics/iran-blockade-pete-hegseth/2026/04/24/id/1254080/

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Ban the brainwashing from TV.    Kids get their homosexual sex education at school.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/04/22/nolte-fcc-looks-into-childrens-tv-failing-warn-parents-lgbt-propaganda/

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They started off as 15.

https://www.breitbart.com/news/appeals-court-rules-texas-can-require-ten-commandments-in-school/

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=history+of+world+part+1+ten+commandments+scene#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:562afdc7,vid:I48hr8HhDv0,st:0

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Good news.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/04/24/5th-circuit-clears-way-for-texas-to-arrest-suspected-illegal-immigrants-n2675046

Who will fill in for Karoline ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/04/24/why-the-white-house-press-briefings-could-get-nuts-when-karoline-leavitt-takes-maternity-leave-n2675016

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Mamstinky.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/24/us-news/mamdani-doubles-down-on-ken-griffin-attack-despite-citadels-threat-to-pull-6-billion-nyc-project/

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The W Editor:    What is your article about, LL ?

The W Cat:   Who cares.    I am curious as to why people spend on average over $8000 on funerals.   I cat-understand on honoring the deceased person, but if you have to go into debt, it is a stupid act.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/16/business/paying-for-a-funeral-would-force-more-than-half-of-americans-into-debt-study/

Long time readers will recall when the last building on this spot washed away.   I do not think it was built on bedrock.  Potential buyers are not buying.   They must be smart.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/16/real-estate/the-delmore-in-surfside-still-hasnt-sold-any-homes/

If it was located in NYC they would have to worry about the strike.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/16/real-estate/nyc-doormen-strike-2026-what-a-walkout-by-34000-workers-means-for-1-5-million-new-yorkers/

Drugs ?

https://theonion.com/coachella-cancels-weekend-2-after-drugs-found-on-festival-grounds/

https://www.washingtontimes.com/

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Fold them or ask the ghost of Joan Crawford.

https://theonion.com/man-torn-over-which-shirt-worthy-of-wooden-hanger/

https://www.newsmax.com/

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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Always take life with a grain of salt,
a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
Anonymous

 

THE SPHINX—UGLY

You can’t get rid of them.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/04/24/no-way-sheila-cherfilus-mccormick-who-resigned-before-getting-expelled-is-running-for-re-election-n2675045

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IRAN—This sounds hopeful.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/04/24/iran-makes-a-move-that-shows-what-trouble-they-are-in-from-blockade-n2201639

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TMZ is just another Democrat boot licker.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2026/04/24/hegseth-puts-on-a-clinic-after-entertainment-outlet-tmz-asks-first-ever-questions-at-pentagon-briefing-n2201640

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Powell can be with his family.

https://www.newsmax.com/politics/federal-reserve-investigation-jerome-powell/2026/04/24/id/1254084/

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Chuck is a miserable excuse for a human.   FJB, Chuck, and the Democrats.

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2026/04/23/watch-dhs-secretary-mullin-annihilates-lying-scumbag-schumer-over-his-ice-hatred-n2201603

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/23/trump-on-schumers-ice-slam-egregious-unpatriotic-and-dangerous-n2201608                                                                      

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Chris fell for nothing, he is a Radical Democrat that hates America.   FJB and Chris.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/04/21/it-looks-like-chris-murphy-fell-for-iranian-propaganda-after-cheering-on-tehran-in-cringy-tweet-n2674809

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The poor Democrats.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/04/24/leftist-splc-donor-george-clooney-others-silent-doj-indictment/

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More thoughts on the poor dems.

https://hotair.com/david-strom/2026/04/24/voters-in-new-york-getting-what-they-voted-for-good-and-hard-n3814251

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It is no secret, they support criminals and terrorists.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2026/04/20/trust-higher-education-low-yale-university-study/89649880007/

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Mamstinky.   It is different to the Democrats when they get screwed by the government.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/24/nimby-1-mamdani-0-mamdanis-fans-sue-to-block-his-own-homeless-shelter-n2201641

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The Beautiful Editor:    Who or what is ugly, LL ?

The Don’t Know Cat:    Here is the definition.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ugly

In cat-speak it can mean almost anything offensive.   This article is one viewpoint.

https://pjmedia.com/jamie-wilson/2026/04/13/uglification-as-control-the-assault-on-beauty-n4951754

Another ugly story.   I skipped Obama’s guard tower.   It makes me throw up hair balls.

One more.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=the+good+the+bad+and+the+ugly+trailer+youtube#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:695a9396,vid:9WqN2_H-rTs,st:0

https://tolleystopics.com/2026/01/27/the-somali-waltz/

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What about Sydney’s Jeans ?

https://theonion.com/biologists-confirm-not-much-evolution-happened-today/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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Have the Somali frauds fallen out of the news cycle ?

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-somali-community-of-minnesota-would-like-to-remind-america-that-today-is-tax-day

https://www.breitbart.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Mystic Mountain Monster being Destroyed
Image Credit: Hubble, NASA, ESA; Processing & License: Judy Schmidt

Explanation: Inside the head of this interstellar monster is a star that is slowly destroying it. The huge monster, actually an inanimate series of pillars of gas and dust, measures light years in length. The in-head star is not itself visible through the opaque interstellar dust but is bursting out partly by ejecting opposing beams of energetic particles called Herbig-Haro jets. Located about 7,500 light years away in the Carina Nebula and known informally as Mystic Mountain, the appearance of these pillars is dominated by dark dust even though they are composed mostly of clear hydrogen gas. The featured image was taken with the Hubble Space Telescope. All over these pillars, the energetic light and winds from massive newly formed stars are evaporating and dispersing the dusty stellar nurseries in which they formed. Within a few million years, the head of this giant, as well as most of its body, will have been completely evaporated by internal and surrounding stars.

Tomorrow’s picture: lost comet

Bible Verse

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