GOOD ONES….

????? Ace In The Hole

In the game of poker, a card is said to be “in the hole” when it’s hidden from the view of the other players or spectators. A player can receive a card from the dealer, take a glimpse at it, and leave it lying face-down, saving it for a subsequent play. The other players are often left guessing what that card might be, or dreading that it might be an especially potent card. The ace is the most valuable card in the whole deck. So,  if the card that the player has “in the hole,” known in poker lingo as a “hole card,” turns out to be an ace, it could easily guarantee him victory.

That’s why the American expression “ace in the hole” means “information or some kind of resource that is held in reserve and can be used to give one a great advantage in a specific situation.” The phrase “ace in the hole” has been used in the context of poker since the 19th century, but it came to mainstream use after the 1951 movie, “Ace in the Hole” was released. It was about a man who chose to delay saving someone just so he could benefit from reporting on the incident.

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Silence is golden, unless you have kids,
then silence is just plain suspicious.
Anonymous

THE SPHINX—DISASTERS

The new Supreme Leader.    The third Aircraft Carrier Battle Group.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/10/world-news/ayatollah-khamenei-opposed-son-mojtaba-from-becoming-irans-next-supreme-leader/

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/03/09/maximum-pressure-us-reportedly-sending-third-aircraft-carrier-strike-group-to-middle-east-n2200034

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Gavin’s wife pays her company 3.7 million out of her charity.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/03/09/report-gavin-newsoms-wife-pocketed-over-3m-from-her-charity-for-herself-her-company/

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Jessie Jackson Jr.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/08/us-news/jesse-jacksons-son-blasts-obama-biden-for-using-fathers-memorial-to-take-shots-at-trump/

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It looks like the colleges/universities want a congressional law to cap how much money the students can earn.

https://redstate.com/beccalower/2026/03/07/white-house-roundtable-asks-a-complex-question-how-will-congress-go-about-saving-college-sports-n2199941

https://hotair.com/stephen-moore/2026/03/07/dont-let-congress-ruin-college-sports-n3812609

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Another Democrat Judge is overturned.

https://redstate.com/streiff/2026/03/07/seventh-circuit-takes-a-blowtorch-to-order-issued-by-abusive-anti-ice-chicago-judge-n2199974

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Baby Bill in a blue dress.

Iran has more submarines and cross-dressers.

https://babylonbee.com/news/america-graciously-converts-20-iranian-warships-into-new-submarines

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/06/irgc-wearing-niqab-to-hide-n2672414

An Iran ship surrendered to a neutral country.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2026/03/05/iranian-warship-surrenders-to-sri-lankans-first-time-ship-interned-by-neutral-nation-since-second-world-war/

NATIONAL

Another Minnesota Man is convicted.    What about Walz and Frey ???

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/03/05/juror-bribery-plot-in-feeding-our-future-fraud-trial-leads-to-57-month-sentence-n2672335

I’m almost tired of loser Gavin.   He has nothing to say.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/06/gavin-newsom-save-act-will-make-us-lose-america-n2672411

Another lying loser.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/03/06/nolte-cassidy-trump-attacked-secret-service-agent-hutchinson-referred-for-criminal-charges/

Second Amendment.

https://redstate.com/streiff/2026/03/06/ubiquitous-use-dc-appeals-court-rules-large-capacity-magazine-ban-unconstitutional-n2199911

Another liar.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/03/07/a-colorado-dem-just-got-busted-for-peddling-a-massive-campaign-lie-n2672438

Who cares!!!!

https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2026/03/07/this-might-be-the-clearest-sign-yet-the-obamas-marriage-is-a-total-lie-n4950359

INTERNATIONAL

OBAMA’S POLICIES WERE A DISASTER.  PALLETS OF MONEY-SHRINK WRAPPED-DELIVERED AT NIGHT.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/03/06/of-course-cnn-cut-to-a-commercial-break-when-an-iranian-political-prisoner-brought-up-this-point-n2672423

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Mamstinky.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/09/us-news/mamdani-refuses-to-condemn-alleged-isis-loving-bomb-tossers/

https://nypost.com/2026/03/09/us-news/mamdani-hosts-anti-israel-activist-mahmoud-khalil-at-gracie-mansion-for-ramadan/

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The Mistake Editor:    Are you still reporting the news just for fun, LL ?

The Yes Cat:    I sure am.   I have no interest in the government.   It is entertaining.    Can you match some of these disasters with recent government actions.

Match a disaster with one in your area.   I doubt if the ones in the video kept their jobs, got raises, and cursed Trump.  Maybe you are afraid to walk down your street or send your kids to school.

https://www.breitbart.com/pre-viral/2026/02/26/rep-rashida-tlaib-caught-chanting-kkk-as-gop-lawmakers-cheered-usa-president-trumps-sotu/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/02/27/fairfax-woman-stabbed-by-career-criminal-n2671999

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/02/27/news-crew-threatened-in-portland-n2672000

College Presidents asked the government to get involved in their sports.   A DISASTER.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/48048786/trump-college-leaders-tackle-issues-roundtable

We need more conspiracies.

https://genesiustimes.com/us-facing-massive-shortage-of-conspiracy-theories-as-all-of-them-have-come-true/

https://www.dallasnews.com/

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It will be nice to get rid of the biggest sponsor of terror in the Mideast.

https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-says-they-will-rain-death-and-destruction-on-the-us-if-they-are-bombed-two-more-times

https://townhall.com/

Bible Verse

 Praise the Lord, as he deserves! Every day he helps us with our troubles. He is the God who keeps us safe.

 

Patriot Post Memes


He must be speaking at one of those EMPTY LEARING CENTERS
in Minnesota.

-MST-


The Democrats should move to Canada and get in line. They have openings for 100,000 of them now.
-MST-


I wonder if Democrats have been placed under some wicked VooDoo spell? When you think they cannot get more crazy, they win another competition.
-MST-

Good Ones

????? Ring Around The Rosie

“Ring Around the Rosie” is a traditional nursery rhyme and children’s game, but it has darker origins than you might imagine. The objective of the game is to skip around while chanting “ring around the Rosie, a pocketful of posies, ashes, ashes, … ” and then to drop and roll on the ground on the line “we all fall down!”

The rhyme however alludes to the bubonic plague and the Great Plague that hit London in 1665. “Ring around the Rosie” refers to red ring-shaped rashes that appeared on the skin of those who suffered from the plague. “Pocketful of posies” refers to the fact that people used to carry sweet-smelling herbs (known as posies) in their pockets or pouches because they believed the plague was transmitted through bad smells. “Ashes, ashes” refers to the fact that dead bodies had to be cremated during the plague to avoid further spread of the disease.

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence.
It protects the property without
obstructing the view.
Anonymous

THE SPHINX—FLORIDA

Iran has a new Supreme Leader.

https://redstate.com/jenvanlaar/2026/03/08/new-mojtabba-khameinei-named-irans-supreme-leader-n2199998

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2026/03/09/iran-confirms-new-supreme-leader-mojtaba-khamenei-is-wounded/

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Funny.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/03/08/portland-anti-ice-protester-accidentally-lights-self-on-fire-n2199981

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Maybe a 1-5 year prison sentence will cool off these stalkers.   Get Maxine to serve their time.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/03/07/jury-convicts-two-women-of-stalking-ice-officer-after-livestreamed-pursuit-n2672468

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You just can’t separate the Clintons and Epstein.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/05/real-estate/jeffrey-epstein-quietly-funded-the-condo-where-chelsea-clinton-lives/

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Congress has a secret fund for sex charges against members.    We reported this 10 years ago.

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/03/05/congress-loves-transparency-just-not-the-bill-to-expose-sexual-misconduct-n2199866

https://genesiustimes.com/congress-takes-break-from-demanding-the-release-of-the-epstein-files-to-voting-to-block-the-release-of-congressional-sex-abuse-report/

https://docs.house.gov/meetings/JU/JU00/20240613/117426/HHRG-118-JU00-20240613-SD001-U1.pdf

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Virginians get what they voted for.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/05/expert-spanbergers-judicial-warrant-scheme-n2672345

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/05/va-lt-gov-hashmi-smirks-about-stephanie-minter-n2672352

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CUBA

Is Cuba next ?

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/cuba-blackout-havana/2026/03/04/id/1248321/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/03/07/anti-communist-protests-erupt-in-havana-as-trump-eyes-shake-up-in-cuban-leadership-n2672463

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/03/09/cuba-on-the-brink-trump-says-country-in-its-last-moments-of-life-as-protests-intensify-n2200004

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Baby Senator Kennedy Part 2.

NATIONAL

Roy Cooper is a RADICAL DEMOCRAT.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/05/roy-cooper-private-schools-n2672373

Good news.

https://www.breitbart.com/latin-america/2026/03/05/doug-burgum-secures-access-to-venezuela-mining-resources-in-caracas-visit-with-delcy-rodriguez/

Another rich Somali.    Did Ilhan, Walz, and Frey get a cut ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/03/somali-fraudster-pleads-guilty-n2672220

A SEAL rescues Congress.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/03/04/sen-tim-sheehy-saves-the-day-when-a-spicy-protester-gets-the-best-of-the-capitol-police-n2199855

Criminals stick together.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/06/moulton-sotu-guest-police-reports-n2672413

A Trump immigration victory.

https://redstate.com/streiff/2026/03/06/supreme-court-hands-trump-an-immigration-victory-n2199929

I see now why Mayor Bowser isn’t running for reelection.   Don’t forget the sewer disaster.

https://www.breitbart.com/law-and-order/2026/03/06/dc-assistant-police-chief-named-in-probe-of-faked-crime-stats-is-put-on-leave-for-inappropriate-texts/

Gavin.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/03/09/gavin-newsom-implodes-when-asked-his-goal-as-he-appears-to-prep-for-run-for-president-n2200000

https://i0.wp.com/tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/01KD6ZRS877GY2BEKN9HA6C3V5.jpeg?w=1024&ssl=1

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Mamstinky likes law breakers.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/07/us-news/possible-smoke-bomb-at-gracie-mansion-sends-people-running-for-cover/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/09/so-much-for-free-stuff-mamdani-proposes-eliminating-free-parking-in-nyc-n2672508

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The Sunshine State Editor:    What is going on in Florida, LL ?

Look Out Cat:   With the cold weather recently, lizards have been falling from the sky like American Dollars in Somalia.   I had to wear a helmet for protection.

Here are some sights.   Avoid anything Disney.

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g28930-Activities-Florida.html

State symbols.

https://dos.fl.gov/florida-facts/florida-state-symbols/

State song.

A great deal.

https://theonion.com/taylor-swift-pays-off-bride-who-booked-maid-of-honor-she-wanted/

https://tallahasseesun.com/

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We will miss Hillgal.

https://babylonbee.com/news/politician-on-epstein-list-grilled-by-other-politicians-on-epstein-list

https://www.newsmax.com/