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Fun Facts: Really? Part 29

If  “The Simpsons” aged normally, Bart would now be older than Marge was in the first season.

“Digging a hole to China” is theoretically possible if you start in Argentina.

If you made one dollar every second, it would take you 2,921 years to have more money than Bill Gates (over $92.1 billion dollars at his wealthiest).

The Vatican City is the country that drinks the most wine per capita at seventy-four liters per citizen per year.

According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

The number of good things in your life depends on your ability to notice them.
Bill Bowser

THE SPHINX—WATERWAYS

Florida.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/19/us-news/florida-primary-key-takeaways-byron-donalds-wasserman-schultz-moskowitz-election-night/

Entertaining.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2026/08/18/debbie-wasserman-schultz-wins-hotly-contested-fl-20-primary-will-backlash-ensue-n2205783

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There are big bucks in Ice Cream.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/16/business/rebel-creamery-files-for-bankruptcy-after-losing-23-8m-van-leeuwen-ice-cream-packaging-battle/

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This looks thirst quenching on a hot-humid day.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/16/lifestyle/sarti-spritz-makes-us-debut-becomes-viral-drink-for-summer/

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Name a country, city, tribe, or family where stealing is permitted.   It permits the lazy to take from the productive.  They want the lazy vote.

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2026/08/16/watch-nyc-socialist-lawmaker-claims-stealing-for-biological-need-should-not-be-illegal/

https://nypost.com/2026/08/15/us-news/socialist-ny-lawmaker-emily-gallagher-says-shoplifters-have-a-biological-need-to-steal/

The dead criminal was trying to satisfy a biological need.   I bet the dems classify rape as a biological need.

https://www.breitbart.com/2nd-amendment/2026/08/16/texas-police-intruder-dead-after-shootout-with-homeowner/

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He believed the news.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/16/us-news/virginia-state-university-mass-shooting-suspect-found-cowering-in-campus-closet/

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SPORTS

The NBA owns 40 percent of the WNBA, and permits the clown show.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/16/sports/sophie-cunningham-name-banned-wnba-subreddit-amid-trans-scandal/

Week one–pregames.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/49600984/2026-nfl-preseason-week-1-takeaways-analysis

 Is Scottie back on track ?    

 https://nypost.com/2026/08/16/sports/scottie-scheffler-runs-away-with-fedex-st-jude-championship/

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The Dam Editor:    What is dams about, LL ?

The Save Water Cat:    Loyal reader, RW, sent an article explaining that ‘everything isn’t made for a throw away culture.’

https://interestingengineering.com/energy/americas-enduring-giants-7-historic-dams-still-generating-power

A tour of Hoover Dam.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=inside+hoover+dam+tour#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:604464ef,vid:C5jRCl4vXLQ,st:0

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=+song+bridge+over+troubled+waters#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:35029653,vid:Vyf4Gqz3Y60,st:0

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OH, no.

https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-one-night-only/

https://thenevadaindependent.com/

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What religion are you ?

https://babylonbee.com/news/tell-us-what-kind-of-coffee-your-church-serves-and-well-tell-you-what-denomination-you-are

https://pjmedia.com/#google_vignette

Astronomy Picture of the Day

The Elephant’s Trunk in Cepheus
Image Credit & Copyright: Eddie Sgarbossa

Explanation: Like an illustration in a galactic Just So Story, the Elephant’s Trunk Nebula winds through the emission region and young star cluster complex IC 1396, in the high and far off constellation of Cepheus. Also known as vdB 142, this cosmic elephant’s trunk is over 20 light-years long. The detailed telescopic view features the bright swept-back ridges and pockets of cool interstellar dust and gas that abound in the region. But the dark, tendril-shaped clouds contain the raw material for star formation and hide protostars within. Nearly 3,000 light-years distant, the relatively faint IC 1396 complex covers a large region on the sky, spanning over 5 degrees. Top to bottom this proboscidean-like rendition reaches across an almost 1 degree wide field of view, though. That’s a little less than the angular size of 2 full moons.

Tomorrow’s picture: pixels in space

Bible Verse

Scroll Down For Four Hilarious Animal Moments (Speakers on)

 

 

 

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Chuckles…

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

The best things in life are free. The second best things are very, very expensive.
Coco Chanel