Patriot Post Memes


He must be speaking at one of those EMPTY LEARING CENTERS
in Minnesota.

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The Democrats should move to Canada and get in line. They have openings for 100,000 of them now.
-MST-


I wonder if Democrats have been placed under some wicked VooDoo spell? When you think they cannot get more crazy, they win another competition.
-MST-

Good Ones

????? Ring Around The Rosie

“Ring Around the Rosie” is a traditional nursery rhyme and children’s game, but it has darker origins than you might imagine. The objective of the game is to skip around while chanting “ring around the Rosie, a pocketful of posies, ashes, ashes, … ” and then to drop and roll on the ground on the line “we all fall down!”

The rhyme however alludes to the bubonic plague and the Great Plague that hit London in 1665. “Ring around the Rosie” refers to red ring-shaped rashes that appeared on the skin of those who suffered from the plague. “Pocketful of posies” refers to the fact that people used to carry sweet-smelling herbs (known as posies) in their pockets or pouches because they believed the plague was transmitted through bad smells. “Ashes, ashes” refers to the fact that dead bodies had to be cremated during the plague to avoid further spread of the disease.

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence.
It protects the property without
obstructing the view.
Anonymous

THE SPHINX—FLORIDA

Iran has a new Supreme Leader.

https://redstate.com/jenvanlaar/2026/03/08/new-mojtabba-khameinei-named-irans-supreme-leader-n2199998

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2026/03/09/iran-confirms-new-supreme-leader-mojtaba-khamenei-is-wounded/

*****

Funny.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/03/08/portland-anti-ice-protester-accidentally-lights-self-on-fire-n2199981

*****

Maybe a 1-5 year prison sentence will cool off these stalkers.   Get Maxine to serve their time.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/03/07/jury-convicts-two-women-of-stalking-ice-officer-after-livestreamed-pursuit-n2672468

*****

You just can’t separate the Clintons and Epstein.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/05/real-estate/jeffrey-epstein-quietly-funded-the-condo-where-chelsea-clinton-lives/

*****

Congress has a secret fund for sex charges against members.    We reported this 10 years ago.

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/03/05/congress-loves-transparency-just-not-the-bill-to-expose-sexual-misconduct-n2199866

https://genesiustimes.com/congress-takes-break-from-demanding-the-release-of-the-epstein-files-to-voting-to-block-the-release-of-congressional-sex-abuse-report/

https://docs.house.gov/meetings/JU/JU00/20240613/117426/HHRG-118-JU00-20240613-SD001-U1.pdf

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Virginians get what they voted for.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/05/expert-spanbergers-judicial-warrant-scheme-n2672345

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/05/va-lt-gov-hashmi-smirks-about-stephanie-minter-n2672352

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CUBA

Is Cuba next ?

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/cuba-blackout-havana/2026/03/04/id/1248321/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/03/07/anti-communist-protests-erupt-in-havana-as-trump-eyes-shake-up-in-cuban-leadership-n2672463

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/03/09/cuba-on-the-brink-trump-says-country-in-its-last-moments-of-life-as-protests-intensify-n2200004

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Baby Senator Kennedy Part 2.

NATIONAL

Roy Cooper is a RADICAL DEMOCRAT.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/05/roy-cooper-private-schools-n2672373

Good news.

https://www.breitbart.com/latin-america/2026/03/05/doug-burgum-secures-access-to-venezuela-mining-resources-in-caracas-visit-with-delcy-rodriguez/

Another rich Somali.    Did Ilhan, Walz, and Frey get a cut ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/03/somali-fraudster-pleads-guilty-n2672220

A SEAL rescues Congress.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/03/04/sen-tim-sheehy-saves-the-day-when-a-spicy-protester-gets-the-best-of-the-capitol-police-n2199855

Criminals stick together.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/06/moulton-sotu-guest-police-reports-n2672413

A Trump immigration victory.

https://redstate.com/streiff/2026/03/06/supreme-court-hands-trump-an-immigration-victory-n2199929

I see now why Mayor Bowser isn’t running for reelection.   Don’t forget the sewer disaster.

https://www.breitbart.com/law-and-order/2026/03/06/dc-assistant-police-chief-named-in-probe-of-faked-crime-stats-is-put-on-leave-for-inappropriate-texts/

Gavin.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/03/09/gavin-newsom-implodes-when-asked-his-goal-as-he-appears-to-prep-for-run-for-president-n2200000

https://i0.wp.com/tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/01KD6ZRS877GY2BEKN9HA6C3V5.jpeg?w=1024&ssl=1

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Mamstinky likes law breakers.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/07/us-news/possible-smoke-bomb-at-gracie-mansion-sends-people-running-for-cover/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/09/so-much-for-free-stuff-mamdani-proposes-eliminating-free-parking-in-nyc-n2672508

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The Sunshine State Editor:    What is going on in Florida, LL ?

Look Out Cat:   With the cold weather recently, lizards have been falling from the sky like American Dollars in Somalia.   I had to wear a helmet for protection.

Here are some sights.   Avoid anything Disney.

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g28930-Activities-Florida.html

State symbols.

https://dos.fl.gov/florida-facts/florida-state-symbols/

State song.

A great deal.

https://theonion.com/taylor-swift-pays-off-bride-who-booked-maid-of-honor-she-wanted/

https://tallahasseesun.com/

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We will miss Hillgal.

https://babylonbee.com/news/politician-on-epstein-list-grilled-by-other-politicians-on-epstein-list

https://www.newsmax.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Sky Glows over Paranal Observatory
Image Credit & Copyright: Julien Looten

Explanation: Are lasers from giant telescopes being used to defend the Earth? No. Lasers shot from telescopes are now commonly used to help increase the accuracy of astronomical observations. In some directions, Earth atmosphere-induced fluctuations in starlight can indicate how the air mass over a telescope is changing, but in other directions, no bright star exists. In these directions, astronomers can create an artificial star with a laser. Subsequent observations of the artificial laser guide star can reveal information so detailed about the changing blurring effects of the Earth’s atmosphere that much of it can be removed by rapidly flexing a telescope’s mirror. Such adaptive optics techniques allow high-resolution ground-based observations of real stars, planets, and nebulas. Pictured here, telescopes at Paranal Observatory in Chile study a colorful sky filled with green airglow and the Magellanic Clouds on the left, red airglow on the right, and the majestic central band of our Milky Way Galaxy arching across the center.

Tomorrow’s picture: open space

 


Bible Verse

 When Christ died as a sacrifice on the cross, he paid the price to make us free. Because of Christ’s death on our behalf, God has forgiven our sins. God is so very kind that he has done all this for us!

Here Comes The Judge….

Anyone who was not allowed the privilege of growing up with Creedence Clearwater Revival should be allowed to file a Class Action Lawsuit against somebody!
Full Screen it. Enjoy the game, Enjoy the dance!

-Sheila Tolley-

Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish

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