A Young Law Student Has A Question

A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.

Student: “Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?”

Professor: “Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn’t be a professor, would I?”

Student: “OK. So I’d like to ask you a question. If you can give me
the correct answer, I will accept my marks as they are. If you
can’t give me the correct answer, however, you’ll have to give me an “A”.

Professor: “Hmmmm, alright. So what’s the question?”

Student: “What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and
neither logical nor legal?

The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can’t crack the answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student’s failing mark
into an “A” as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.

The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all
afternoon, but still can’t get the answer. So finally he calls in
a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer: “What is legal but not logical,
logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?

To the professor’s surprise (and embarrassment), all the students
immediately raise their hands.

“All right” says the professor and asks his favorite student to answer “It’s quite easy, sir” says the student “You see:

You are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical.

Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal.

And your wife’s lover failed his exam but you’ve just given him
an “A”, which is neither legal, nor logical.”

Conflicting Thoughts

I must stop asking:  How stupid can you be?
People seem to be taking it as a challenge.

-Sheila Tolley-

(1) Isn’t it weird that in America our flag and our culture offend so many people, but our benefits don’t?

(2) Only in America are legal citizens labeled “racists” and “Nazis” but illegal aliens are called “Dreamers.”

(3) Liberals say, “If confiscating all guns saves just one life, it’s worth it!” Well then, if deporting all illegals saves just one life, wouldn’t that be worth it?

(4) I can’t quite figure out how you can proudly wave the flag of another country but consider it punishment to be sent back there.

(5) The Constitution: It doesn’t need to be rewritten; it needs to be re-read.

(6) William F. Buckley said: “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other points of view and are then shocked and offended when they discover there are other points of view.”

(7)  ‘Need’ now means wanting someone else’s money. ‘Greed’ means wanting to keep your own. ‘Compassion’ is when a politician arranges the transfer.”

(8) Florida has had 119 hurricanes since 1850, but some people always insist that now they are due to climate change.

You can’t fix stupid…. I don’t care how much duct tape you use!

 

Fun Facts…US Presidents Part 3

The S in Harry S Truman’s name did not stand for anything. It was meant as a tribute to both of Truman’s grandfathers, both of whom had middle names starting with S.

Before he became an actor (and long before he worked in politics) Ronald Reagan worked as a lifeguard. 

President Grover Cleveland once worked as a hangman.

When he took office in 1901, Theodore Roosevelt was the youngest person ever elected president at the age of 42.

William McKinley was once portrayed on an American $500 bill, but the McKinley bill was discontinued in 1969.

In 1910, William Howard Taft became the first sitting president to throw the opening ceremonial pitch at a Major League Baseball game.

Woodrow Wilson had just two years political experience as governor of New Jersey before he was elected president in 1912.

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.”
 Winston Churchill

THE SPHINX—BE CAREFUL

This should get the Democrats buzzing.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/05/20/raul-castro-indictment-n2676411

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2026/05/20/trump-castro-indictment-very-big-moment-for-cuban-americans/

*****

Wonderful news.    Those involved should be tried for child abuse.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/05/17/ken-paxton-scores-historic-win-against-the-transgender-movement-n2676207

*****

Spread the wealth.   I hope it is not U.S. taxpayer money.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/18/us-news/hundreds-of-picketing-lirr-workers-make-100k-plus-in-overtime/

*****

Maryland might be as corrupt as Virginia.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/05/18/trump-calls-for-investigation-into-maryland-elections-after-mail-in-ballot-disaster-n2676283

*****

New Mexico news.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/05/20/3-dead-18-first-responders-quarantined-after-exposure-to-mystery-substance-in-new-mexico-n2676433

*****

Karen is a comedian. 

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/05/17/ya-think-karen-bass-accuses-spencer-pratt-of-tapping-into-a-general-sense-of-anger-n2202407

How much will Trump save you ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/05/18/trumprx-is-going-to-save-how-much-money-for-americans-n2676286

Chicago loses another Walgreens.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/05/19/soft-on-crime-chicago-now-loses-another-walgreens-to-rampant-theft-n2202504

A nasty loser gets sued.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/19/business/jpmorgan-exec-lorna-hajdini-sues-chirayu-rana-for-defamation/

The politicians that yell, scream, and won’t shut up are the most likely to be doing what they are “bitching” about.   Waters is a good example.

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2026/05/20/duffy-humiliates-gillibrand-she-tries-to-ambush-him-then-melts-down-when-her-7m-hypocrisy-is-exposed-n2202517

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/05/20/ilhan-omar-now-accused-of-knowing-about-250m-mn-fraud-scheme-n2202521

A good decision.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/21/us-news/air-canada-flight-bound-for-us-diverted-to-canada-over-ebola-virus-travel-restriction/

The Look Out Editor:   What is up, LL ?

The Sex Kitten:    We have a BILLIONAIRE caught in a sex-trap.    Remember everything on the internet might be faked.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/10/us-news/bucks-owner-wesley-edens-blackmailed-after-fling-with-chinese-divorcee-feds/

I wonder if Swalwell ever dated the woman ?

This is a repeat.   It might be Gavin and Jennifer’s last chance for a continued source of income after Gavin leaves office.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/09/us-news/gavin-newsom-under-fire-over-20m-diaper-deal-tied-to-wife-linked-nonprofit-network/

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/05/11/nolte-gavin-newsoms-free-diapers-cost-more-than-3-times-costco-diapers/

This is worth a couple of repeats.

https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2026/05/10/is-this-the-most-effective-political-ad-in-history-n4952691

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=put+some+in+the+coconut+song#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:0b0c0093,vid:Kz8_ZePCTqM,st:0

*****

Just in time for our 250th anniversary.

https://theonion.com/trump-slammed-for-replacing-reflecting-pools-original-coconut-flavor-with-blue-raspberry/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

*****

The man can use a needle like nobody’s business.

https://babylonbee.com/news/what-luck-dr-fauci-announces-hes-been-working-on-hantavirus-vaccine-this-whole-time

https://www.newsmax.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

The Nebulous Realm of WR 134
Image Credit & Copyright: Luigi Morrone and Telescope Live

Explanation: This cosmic snapshot covers a field of view over twice as wide as the full Moon within the boundaries of the high-flying constellation Cygnus. Made using astronomical narrowband filters, the image highlights the bright edge of a ring-like nebula traced by the glow of ionized hydrogen and oxygen gas. Embedded in the region’s expanse of interstellar clouds, the complex, glowing arcs are sections of shells of material swept up by the wind from Wolf-Rayet star WR 134, the brightest star near image center. Distance estimates put WR 134 about 6,000 light-years away, making this telescopic frame over 100 light-years across. Shedding their outer envelopes in powerful stellar winds, massive Wolf-Rayet stars have burned through their nuclear fuel at a prodigious rate and end their final phase of massive star evolution in a spectacular supernova. Their stellar winds and final supernova explosion enrich the interstellar material with heavy elements to be incorporated in future generations of stars.

Tomorrow’s picture: 2nd place

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Good Morning Thoughts & Smiles

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Fun Facts…US Presidents Part 2

President John Tyler had 15 children.

President Zachary Taylor once admitted that before being on the ballot himself, he had never voted in a US election.

Chester A Arthur was the first left-handed president.

William Henry Harrison died of pneumonia just 32 days after his inauguration as president in 1841.

Rutherford B Hayes was the first president to have a telephone in the White House.

President Ulysses S Grant and his wife had been invited to the same theater show at which Abraham Lincoln was assassinated in 1845, but were forced to turn down the invite as they had already made plans to travel to New Jersey to visit family.

President Ulysses S Grant once tried to annex the Dominican Republic to the United States.

The S  in Ulysses S Grant’s name didn’t really stand for anything, and was the result of an error made on his application  form to West Point. Grant’s real name, in fact, was Hiram Ulysses Grant, so his middle initial initial was actually U.