LIZARDS SHOOT BLOOD FROM THEIR EYES. Texas horned lizards can shoot blood out of their eyes (up to five feet away) to startle predators. The blood contains chemicals that taste foul to canines like coyotes, helping the lizard escape.

SEA CUCUMBERS EJECT THEIR GUTS. When threatened, sea cucumbers literally vomit their internal organs, sometimes including their intestines, to entangle or distract predators. They can regenerate everything they lose in a matter of weeks.

HAIRY FROGS BREAK THEIR OWN BONES. Also known as the “Wolverine frog,” this species can break bones in its toes, which then pierce through the skin to form claws. Scientists believe this painful move is used as a last-ditch defense when attacked.

BOMBARDIER BEETLES SPRAY CHEMICALS. These beetles mix chemicals inside their abdomens to create a scalding hot chemical spray that reaches nearly 212°. They can aim this explosive burst in almost any direction to fend off predators.

OPOSSUMS ARE MASTERS OF PLAYING DEAD. Opossums don’t just faint when threatened. They go into a full, involuntary catatonic state, complete with tongue lolling, drooling, and a corpse-like stench. The smell comes from a gland that produces a foul fluid to deter would-be predators.

Happiness is not having
to set the alarm clock.
Anonymous

He should be President and his wife First Lady.   America needs to replace the Democrat Party.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/05/31/hot-takes-democrats-double-down-and-inject-the-copium-as-the-latest-graham-platner-scandal-unravels-n2202881

Another worm.

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2026/05/30/watch-ca-governor-candidate-tom-steyer-tells-trans-athlete-im-so-proud-of-you-for-beating-girls/

*****

She reminds me of the woman who said Justice Kavanaugh raped her, but couldn’t remember any details.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/05/28/why-e-jean-carroll-is-now-the-subject-of-a-justice-department-investigation-n2676810

*****

Every little bit helps.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/28/opinion/shady-immigration-attorneys-laughed-off-the-law-now-theyll-have-to-pay-for-their-asylum-games/

*****

King Charles is having some servants clean house.    A King who has his shoe laces ironed wouldn’t do it himself.

https://pagesix.com/2026/05/27/royal-family/final-traces-of-prince-harry-meghan-markle-wiped-from-frogmore-cottage-3-years-after-eviction/

AOC should run for President.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/28/opinion/aocs-dirty-water-trick-feeds-the-delusional-data-center-panic/

Trump’s endorsement for South Carolina Governor.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/05/29/trump-endorses-for-south-carolina-governor-primary-nancy-mace-hardest-hit-n2202852

A new Louisiana map.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/05/29/new-louisiana-map-boosts-gop-keeps-only-one-black-majority-seat-n2202842

Were these sewer rats responsible for the woman’ death last week ( she fell in an open manhole ).

https://nypost.com/2026/05/29/us-news/group-of-7-creeps-emerge-from-nyc-sewer-manhole-in-bizarre-scene-nypd-launches-probe/

Nice working conditions.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/29/lifestyle/our-guide-to-the-most-elite-golf-courses-out-east-ahead-of-the-us-open/

*****

The Livelong Editor:    What is healthy today, LL ?

The And Prosper Cat:     Today’s health warning is about STI ( sex transmitted infections ).   In the survival race, sex is right behind staying alive.   

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/9138-sexually-transmitted-diseases–infections-stds–stis

Maybe Trump will make Daylight Saving Time permanent, and give people an extra hour to see who has a sexually transmitted disease.

https://www.breitbart.com/environment/2026/05/21/trump-calls-make-daylight-savings-time-permanent/

With an extra hour of daylight maybe people could have sex with someone not infested with syphilis.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/12/health/sti-nearly-eradicated-has-surged-and-its-raising-heart-attack-risk/

Someone should come up with a one hour STI test.   People are having sex everywhere except the checkout line at the stores.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/21/world-news/gonorrhea-syphilis-skyrocket-in-europe-and-this-country-has-the-highest-spike/

Be careful out there.

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https://theonion.com/tiger-woods-completes-12-step-aa-program-in-9/

https://theonion.com/questions-grow-over-mystery-of-missing-legislative-branch/

https://www.washingtontimes.com/

 

 

https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2026/06/01/monday-morning-meme-madness-n2428729

Those people who think they know everything
are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Isaac Asimov

Edward V was king for only 78 days.

The skeleton of King Richard III was found underneath a car lot in the English city of Leicester in 2012.

The first English king to have his portrait put on currency was Henry VII, the father of Henry VIII.

Despite being one of the most infamous kings in history, Henry VIII was never meant to come to the throne. He only became heir after his elder brother Arthur died unexpectedly. 

In 1520, Henry VIII challenged the king of France, Francis I, to a wrestling match. Henry lost.

Elizabeth I used to celebrate Christmas by having life-size effigies of her friends made of gingerbread to decorate her palaces.

Queen Victoria’s nine surviving children all married into the other royal families of Europe. This means the members of the British monarchy are all now distant relatives of most other European kings and queens. For that reason, Victoria is often known as The Grandmother of Europe.

Queen Elizabeth was the longest-reigning British monarch of all time.

King Charles III has his shoelaces ironed for him.