“You are sick of Gloom, Doom and Politics….so relax and enjoy these beautiful pictures.”
(speakers on for peaceful music)

-Sheila Tolley-

 

 

There are more than 18,000 different species of birds in the world.

The ostrich is the world’s largest bird. They typically stand around seven to nine feet tall and can weigh more than300 pounds. They also lay the biggest egg of any bird.

The Kiwi bird of New Zealand lays the largest egg relative to its body size. A single egg can weigh as much as one-fifth of the entire weight of an adult bird. Kiwi eggs are also among the most nutritious, as 60% of their contents are yolk.

There are more than three times as many chickens in the world as there are human beings.

The world’s smallest bird is the Caribbean Bee Hummingbird. Also known as the zunzuncito, it is barely two inches long from tail to beak, and adults weigh less than a tenth of an ounce.

Birds are the only living creatures to grow feathers.

The peregrine falcon is thought to be the world’s most widely distributed bird. They can be found on every continent except Antarctica. 

 

 

Sometimes I wrestle with my demons.
Sometimes we just snuggle.
Darynda Jones

A terrible accident at LaGuardia Airport in New York.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/23/us-news/air-canada-laguardia-plane-crash-audio-captures-moments-before-fatal-collision/

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THE SECRET SERVICE NEEDS TO BE INVESTIGATED.   THIS IS BIZARRE.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/03/20/oh-my-god-please-fire-this-secret-service-agent-already-n2673192

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A Paxton ad for our Texas readers.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/03/22/pro-paxton-group-pushes-new-ads-as-run-off-with-cornyn-heats-up-n2673245

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Baby Trump and Senator Kennedy go fishing.

Boasberg is a slimy Democrat POS.

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/03/19/judge-changes-grand-jury-rules-after-democrats-avoid-indictments-n2200428

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The Taiwanese should ask Hong Kong how the Chinese takeover worked for them.   It sounds like a plan they stole from the Democrats.

https://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2026/03/18/china-offers-energy-security-if-taiwan-accepts-reunification/

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NATIONAL

Vote Democrat. They can make everything run this smooth.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/22/us-news/this-us-airport-has-nearly-three-hour-wait-to-get-through-security-pure-insanity/

CNN should have their local station’s licenses removed.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/18/cnn-hoaxes-n2673030

This Texas creep should qualify as a Senator or maybe VP.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2026/03/19/bobby-pulido-democrat-nominee-in-texas-15th-congressional-district-race-has-got-some-problems-n2200398

Justice is served.

https://www.breitbart.com/2nd-amendment/2026/03/23/alleged-intruder-threatens-home-occupants-gets-shot/

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The Fake Editor:    Do you have some fakes, LL ?

The Fake-A-Roo Cat.    I sure do, I might open a market.  California and Newsom are number one today.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/11/cbs-news-ca-hospice-fraud-n2672652

Is the Supreme Leader a fake ?

https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/03/11/mojtaba-khamenei-cardboard-cutout-n2425884

Is CNN still a fake ?

https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/03/11/after-cnn-spends-the-day-embarrassing-itself-abby-phillip-says-hold-my-beer-n2425898

A photo or cardboard cutout is just as good as a real person.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/11/world-news/irans-new-supreme-leader-mojtaba-khamenei-a-no-show-at-his-own-succession-rally/

Baseball used cardboard fans during the COVID fraud.    If I remember correctly, you could have your face on a cutout for a few dollars.  It’s only make believe.

https://a3visual.com/blog/cardboard-fans-fill-the-stadium-for-major-league-baseball

Use the plastic that tools come in.

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragedy-new-ayatollah-dead-after-being-accidentally-left-out-in-rain

https://www.washingtontimes.com/

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The New York Times.

https://theonion.com/ny-times-columnists-hold-roundtable-to-determine-whats-wrong-with-them/

https://townhall.com/

WAKE UP…all you wonderful Hummingbird Lovers from the West Central region of Georgia. My Loyal Informers, I refuse to call them spies, detected their first Hummingbird of the season yesterday evening at 5:24 PM.

Our little friends are really hungry after that long flight.
READY!
SET!
GO!… get those feeders ready.

I Thank You and all our little friends Thank You!
Lois Lion

https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2026/03/23/monday-morning-meme-madness-n2426314

Thomas Jefferson once said, “We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.” And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying.

I never drink coffee at lunch. It keeps me awake in the afternoon.

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I’m in a cabinet meeting.

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.

The government is like a baby’s alimentary canal, with an appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.  

A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane, and smells like Cheetah.

Spoken during a radio microphone test:
My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing will begin in five minutes.

On Clint Eastwood running for Mayor:
What makes him think a middle-aged actor, who’s played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?

I have learned that one of the most important rules in politics is poise, which means looking like an owl after you have behaved like a jackass.

It’s hard when you’re up to your armpits in alligators to remember you came here [to Washington] to drain the swamp.

The current tax code is a daily mugging.

It’s true that hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?

I have wondered at times what The Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through congress.

A recession is when a neighbor loses his job, a depression is when you lose yours. And recovery starts when Jimmy Carter loses his.

The most terrifying words in the English language are “I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.

There are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified as top secret.

One way to make sure crime doesn’t pay would be to let the government run it.

I’ve often said there’s nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.

Spoken as he refused a mule for a gift:
I’m afraid I can’t use a mule. I have several hundred up on Capitol Hill.

The taxpayer is someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take a civil service examination.

Politics is just like show business. You have a hell of an opening, coast for a while, and then have a hell of a close.

Some of you may remember that in my early days I was a bleeding heart liberal. Then I became a man and put away childish ways.

Professional politicians like to talk about the value of experience in government. Nuts! The only experience you gain in politics is how to be political.

Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.

How do you tell a communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin.

Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:  If it moves, tax it.  If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.         

Government does not tax to get the money it needs; government always finds a need for the money it gets.

We were poor when I was young. But the difference then was the government didn’t come around telling you that you were poor.

To Walter Mondale at a 1984 Presidential debate:
I want you to know also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit for political purposes my opponent’s youth and inexperience.

To his wife Nancy, after he was shot in a 1981 assassination attempt:
Honey, I forgot to duck.

To the medical team in the operating room just after his 1981 assassination attempt:
I hope you’re all Republicans.