
Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom
Don’t worry about wrinkles; they’re just a map of your life’s adventures.
Anonymous
THE SPHINX—FUNNY POLITICAL THINGS

The Humor Editor: Did you find some humor, LL ?
The Looking For Humor In All The Wrong Places Cat: I sure did, AI selected the first ones.
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=funny+political+situations
Over 40 TRILLION in debt.
https://theonion.com/democracy-files-for-chapter-11-bankruptcy/
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Their justice.
https://babylonbee.com/news/juror-accused-of-getting-hung-up-on-fact-that-defendant-committed-crime
This song gives me chills…
This song does give me chills…because I really believe how much our patriots prayed.
God never leaves us…Remember that!
God Bless America!
-Sheila Tolley-
Patriot Post Memes
I crown you…FECAL HILLS.
And I anticipate the day,
When a Strong & Targeted Flash Flood
Washes FECAL HILLS away.
-Sheila Tolley-








Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom
You’ve got to stand for something or
you’ll fall for anything.
Aaron Tippin
Fun Facts: Shocking Part 2

According to a study done in 2015 by Common Sense Media and CEO James Steyer, the average teen spends up to nine hours a day on social media.
In some African countries, albinos’ body parts are believed to bring wealth and good luck. Disturbingly, as a result, attackers chop off their limbs and pluck out their organs and sell them to witch doctors.
A lawyer named Garry Hoy in Toronto decided to show off to a group of law students just how durable his office’s windows were by body-checking one. The window didn’t shatter but unfortunately, instead it popped out of its frame and he ended up falling twenty-four stories to his death.
According to statistics, most missing children are abducted by relatives and parents.
In 2016, the Ed Rolf family got food poisoning from eating food that was prepared to celebrate getting out of the hospital for food poisoning.
THE SPHINX—MORE ANIMALS AND SPORTS

The Editor: What is scheduled today, LL ?
The Catnip Reporter: Here are some animals relieving stress.
Sports has begun seriously in most areas. Here is more fallout from the Michigan game. The Big 10 Conference probably thinks they need some African fruit.
https://buffalonews.com/sports/college/football/article_1c6c7074-abbf-5f4f-9778-e75037088f8c.html
FSU.
TENNIS NEWS
Finally.
https://theonion.com/nations-smart-toilets-begin-counting-down/
Here is the prototype.
https://www.washingtontimes.com/
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Rodeo time.
https://babylonbee.com/news/gop-heads-to-dallas-for-advice-from-cowboys-on-blowing-it-in-november
Astronomy Picture of the Day

Messier 33: The Triangulum Galaxy
Image Credit & Copyright: George Chatzifrantzis
Explanation: The small, northern constellation Triangulum harbors this magnificent face-on spiral galaxy, Messier 33. Its popular names include the Pinwheel Galaxy or just the Triangulum Galaxy. M33 is over 50,000 light-years in diameter, third largest in the Local Group of galaxies after the Andromeda Galaxy (M31), and our own Milky Way. About 3 million light-years from the Milky Way, M33 is itself thought to be a satellite of the Andromeda Galaxy and astronomers in these two galaxies would likely have spectacular views of each other’s grand spiral star systems. As for the view from the Milky Way, this sharp telescopic image shows off M33’s blue star clusters and pinkish star forming regions along the galaxy’s loosely wound spiral arms. In fact, the cavernous NGC 604 is the brightest star forming region, seen here at about the 5 o’clock position from the galaxy center. Like M31, M33’s population of well-measured variable stars have helped make this nearby spiral a cosmic yardstick for establishing the distance scale of the Universe.
Tomorrow’s picture: star party weekend
