Success consists of getting up just
one more time than you fall.
Oliver Goldsmith

Our urge to breathe is not because of our need for oxygen but because our bodies want to get rid of carbon dioxide.

If you have delusions where you think you’re a wolf or another wild animal, you suffer from what’s called lycanthrope.

The average person blinks about twelve times per minute. That’s about ten thousand blinks on average, per day.

The average human scalp has 100,000 hair follicles. 

A “gut feeling” is actually a chemical signal that your stomach creates to warn your brain of danger.

 

Legionnaires disease has an outbreak in NYC.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/06/us-news/nyc-legionnaires-disease-outbreak-has-now-infected-nearly-20-people/

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Graham is a Bill Clinton Democrat.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/07/06/report-graham-platner-accused-breaking-into-womans-house-sexually-assaulting-her/

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It looks like Americans are tired of foreign flags.   Cry us a river Mr. Mayor.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/07/03/vandals-tear-down-buffalo-ny-flag-celebrating-somali-independence-n2678799

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The government gave billions for a poorly marketed product.   Half of Americans have no access to charging stations.

https://redstate.com/beckynoble/2026/07/03/us-may-be-at-the-end-of-the-electric-auto-mandate-road-as-ford-reports-a-40-percent-drop-in-ev-sales-n2203979

A new home for Democrats.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/04/us-news/earths-new-next-door-neighbor-a-potentially-habitable-planet-discovered-by-astronomers/

His family should sue the Governor of Massachusetts.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/07/04/illegal-alien-cdl-holder-kills-pennsylvania-state-trooper-in-horrific-accident-n2678815

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Do it.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsmax-tv/dershowitz-congress-birthright/2026/07/04/id/1261778/

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Wild animals.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/05/us-news/nypd-detective-shot-in-brooklyn-teen-suspect-in-custody-cops-sources/

https://nypost.com/2026/07/05/us-news/chilling-video-shows-teen-thug-waving-gun-moments-before-shooting-nypd-detective-in-the-back/

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A true Democrat.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/05/us-news/new-york-times-report-lulu-garcia-navarro-roasted-after-complaining-about-fourth-of-july-flyovers-in-dc/

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The Sunshine Editor:    Why do we need to keep it clean, LL ?

It Smells Better Cat:   If you keep it clean, it will smell better.   There are many things in nature that dispose of dead everything.   Everything from bacteria, insects, to buzzards.    Buzzards do the heavy lifting when it comes to recycling.

Here is how they came to be.    There are many types.   The carrion eaters are the most impressive.

https://sandiegozoowildlifealliance.org/story-hub/2020/08/25/vultures-gastronic-marvel

In Africa they are cleaning up a cheetah kill.   They remind me of Democrats looking for a no-bid government contract.

Looking for food.

I watch them circling for smelly odors when the Democrats aren’t on 24-7.

Maybe ‘Raid’ should be in charge of Hell.

https://theonion.com/new-raid-immortality-spray-curses-insects-to-watch-everyone-they-love-die/

https://www.washingtontimes.com/

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The bankers and studio owners need to vamoose.

https://babylonbee.com/news/al-qaeda-wins-new-york-primary

https://www.breitbart.com/

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither one could hardly see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light!”

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through. This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things.

She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through it. She turned to the other woman and said, “Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!”

Mildred turned to her and said, “Oh My Gosh!! Am I driving? “

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A policeman is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.

However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the policeman walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand on the child’s shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.

Crouching down to the child’s level, the policeman smiles and asks, “And now what, my little man?”

To which the boy replies, “Now we run!”

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Yet, he still climbs stairs better than our Auto-Pen Ex-President!
-MST-