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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom
Lying is like a bald spot, the bigger it gets
the harder it is to cover it up.
Anonymous
THE SPHINX—GREAT NEWS
Dolly.
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Flooding in Nepal.
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Iran
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A mystery flight to Moscow.
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Musk news.
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Dems want illegals to vote—PERIOD.
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What a joker.
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Trigger happy cops.
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Some ruined lives.
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Ruined N.J. lives.
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The Tech Editor: What is great, LL ?
The Happy Cat: After many years of having not much of an alternative to AT&T, our IT guy RW made us all happy. He changed our Wi-Fi to STARLINK.
We don’t advertise, but if it will save 15 trips a day going to unplug and plug in the AT&T hub/modem what is there to
lose? No more 5 minute waits for a site to appear.
It cost $55.00 a month VS AT&T’s $65.00.
Check with Joe.
https://theonion.com/trump-tears-up-white-house-in-search-of-more-munitions/
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One size fits all.
https://babylonbee.com/news/church-introduces-hogwarts-sorting-hat-to-identify-your-spiritual-gifts
This is such a perfect story and song for the people we love……
I Wish You Enough……Recently I overheard a mother and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure. Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the mother said,
“I love you and I wish you enough”.
The daughter replied, “Mom, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, Mom”.
They kissed and the daughter left. The mother walked over to the window where I was seated. Standing there I could see she wanted and needed to cry. I tried not to intrude on her privacy but she welcomed me in by asking, “Did you ever say good-bye to someone knowing it would be forever?”
Yes, I have,” I replied. “Forgive me for asking, but why is this a forever good-bye?”
“I am old and she lives so far away. I have challenges ahead and the reality is – the next trip back will be for my funeral,” she said.
“When you were saying good-bye, I heard you say, ‘I wish you enough’. May I ask what that means?”
She began to smile. “That’s a wish that has been handed down from other generations. My parents used to say it to everyone”. She paused a moment and looked up as if trying to remember it in detail and she smiled even more. “When we said, ‘I wish you enough’, we were wanting the other person to have a life filled with just enough good things to sustain them”. Then turning toward me, she shared the following as if she were reciting it from memory.
I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright no matter how gray the day may appear.
I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun even more.
I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive and everlasting.
I wish you enough pain so that even the smallest of joys in life may appear bigger.
I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting.
I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess.
I wish you enough hellos to get you through the final good-bye.
She then began to cry and walked away.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them but then an entire life to forget them. Send this to the people you will never forget.
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The Laws of Life
1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.
3. Law of Probability – The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of Random Numbers – If you call a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.
5. Variation Law – If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
6. Law of the Bath – When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.
7. Law of Close Encounters – The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
8. Law of the Result – When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, IT WILL!!!
9. Law of Biomechanics – The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
10. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena – At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
11. The Coffee Law – As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
12. Murphy’s Law of Lockers – If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
13. Law of Physical Surfaces -The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
14. Law of Logical Argument – Anything is possible IF you don’t know what you are talking about.
15. Law of Physical Appearance – If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.
16. Law of Public Speaking — A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!
17. Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy – As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop selling it!
18. Doctors’ Law – If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you’ll feel better. But don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick.
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Fun Facts: Really? Part 36
In 1948, the committee responsible for awarding the Nobel Peace Prize chose no one, stating that there was no suitable living candidate, mostly as a tribute to Mahatma Gandhi who was assassinated earlier that year.
England’s Big Ben is actually leaning to the northwest by .26 degrees, putting it out of alignment at its highest point by 1.6 feet. It was discovered when Transport for London commissioned a report that discovered the London clay on which the tower was built was drying out, causing the lean.
People who are in love can actually synchronize their heartbeats just by gazing into each other’s eyes.
An Abu-Dhabi oil sheik named Hamad Bin Hamdan Al Nahyan carved his name in the desert in letters that are over 3,280 feet long.
Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom
A journey of a thousand miles begins with forgetting where you put your keys.
Anonymous
THE SPHINX—-VERIFY
Dolly.
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SOUTH CAROLINA RACE.
https://townhall.com/news/mattvespa/2026/08/25/darline-graham-wins-sc-senate-runoff-n2681888
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SURROGATE BABY’S HEALTH.
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THE MEDIA IS CREATING A DEMOCRAT JEW HATING MUSLIM LEADER.
https://townhall.com/news/amy-curtis/2026/08/24/el-sayed-sacrificing-rights-n2681778
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REAL ESTATE
Things can get too big, as in overpopulated.
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SPORTS
A big fish.
LLWS record.
and stay out.
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Dollar stores are like the 7-11 stores. Very few have anything worth eating.
ENTERTAINMENT
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The Mystery Editor: Will the government admit that UFO’s exist, LL ?
The Cat: One must land on the White House Lawn before they admit anything.
This can be verified.
Maybe bona fide is as good as verified.
It’s great while the store doesn’t move.
https://theonion.com/shoplifter-always-gets-little-adrenaline-rush-after-ste-1849436522/
https://www.bbc.com/news/topics/cerlz4j54wzt
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There is hope.
https://babylonbee.com/news/faith-in-humanity-instantly-restored-by-kids-lemonade-stand