Dogs Have Your Back….

LMAO

 

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Wacky & Weird Facts: Animals Part 23

Sometimes, female lions can develop manes. Such masculine females  likely occur when the embryo is disrupted either at conception or while in the womb.

Anything that a duckling meets within the first ten minutes after birth, will consider its parent forever.

Blue jays and cardinals go bald in the late summer and fall. Usually, they lose all their feathers and replace them gradually. But, sometimes they lose them all at once, creating a bald head. They’re only bald for about a week though, and their feathers grow back.

The female loggerhead turtle will sometimes travel thousands of kilometers to return to the beach where they hatched their eggs.

Killer whales that live in captivity with dolphins can learn the dolphins’ complicated language and they eventually begin to use it themselves.

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SPARE RIB?

 

Image result for adams rib cartoon

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.  So, God asked him, ‘What’s wrong with you?’   Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.

God said that He would make Adam a companion And that companion would be called woman.  He said, ‘This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, And when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you – She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, And will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement.

She will praise you! She will bear your children. And never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.  ‘She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and Passion whenever you need it.’ Adam asked God, ‘What will a woman like this cost?’

God replied, ‘An arm and a leg.’  Then Adam asked, ‘What can I get for a rib?’   Of course the rest is history………

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THE SPHINX—THE SCARY THINGS

Poor Omar—return the nine billion.

https://nypost.com/2026/10/12/us-news/why-did-feds-raid-ilhan-omars-dc-home/

https://redstate.com/kyle-becker/2026/10/12/holy-moly-the-code-name-for-ilhan-omar-raid-is-just-too-funny-n2208045

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Data Centers.

https://townhall.com/columnists/pauldriessen/2026/10/10/we-must-embrace-not-pause-ai-and-data-centers-n2684451

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Who runs what ?

https://nypost.com/2026/10/08/opinion/the-parasites-versus-the-empiricists-how-the-political-class-is-taking-you-for-suckers/

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Good.

https://townhall.com/news/jeff-charles/2026/10/09/the-surveillance-giant-that-tracked-your-every-move-just-axed-270-workers-n2684396

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Who knew—the farmers.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/10/10/montana-grizzlies-cant-bear-having-combine-interrupt-their-corn-feast-n2207975

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A tip on drawstrings.

Trump should use Chinese steel to rebuild the Kennedy Center.

https://tolleystopics.com/2026/10/12/wow-such-miserably-inadequate-construction/

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I wonder? What were the circumstances ?

https://nypost.com/2026/10/12/us-news/six-flags-parkgoer-killed-after-falling-off-goliath-roller-coaster-in-georgia-report/

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Later reports said she was off her medication.

https://nypost.com/2026/10/12/us-news/selma-blair-screamed-maniacally-as-she-was-dragged-off-plane-after-alleged-midair-crew-attack-audio/

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The Scary Editor:   Is the evil in politics included, LL ?

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/evil

The Voodoo Cat:    Just as sure as there are demoncrats.   Look at the news served to the American people.  Here is an article.  

https://pjmedia.com/victoria-taft/2026/10/04/so-many-demons-need-wrangling-that-we-now-have-a-shortage-of-exorcists-n4957963#google_vignette

The entire state of Minnesota appears to be evil.   Nine billion missing in federal tax money.   Look at Keith.

https://townhall.com/news/amy-curtis/2026/10/06/ellison-interview-n2684171

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCcEjZQQNjo

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An evil snake.

https://theonion.com/nba-reminds-rookies-not-to-blow-first-paycheck-on-big-ass-snake/

https://www.peninsuladailynews.com/

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Maybe later.

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-saddened-to-learn-iran-may-not-actually-nuke-la

https://hotair.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Mars and the Beehive Under an Aurora

Explanation: What a cosmic coincidence! In today’s image, Mars joins the Beehive cluster (M44 or Praesepe) below an auroral curtain and above a horizon of happy little trees near Lansjärv, Sweden. An eruption off the Sun reached Earth on October 10th, 2026 causing strong disturbances in Earth’s magnetic field. Energetic particles from the eruption collide with and energize the molecules in Earth’s atmosphere, which release that extra energy as the colorful aurora captured here. Auroras, or guovssahasat in North Sámi, is traditionally viewed with respect by the Sámi people indigenous to Sweden and other Arctic regions. Coincidentally, Mars appeared closest to the center of the Beehive cluster in the sky at the time. Although bees have been to space, the Beehive cluster is actually a swarm of young stars. Their rotation periods have helped humanity learn about how stars spin slower over time as they lose mass through their stellar winds.

Tomorrow’s picture: open space

Bible Verse

RANGERS LEAD THE WAY

https://taskandpurpose.com/news/rangers-best-squad-2026/?utm_source=beehiiv&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=tp-today-newsletter&_bhlid=bd82cd614da4c9c4cde2c165bbdbb5e79e51d2c2