Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

 

I didn’t fail the test.
I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
Benjamin Franklin

THE SPHINX–Tomorrow Is Labor Day

This lawyer should be censored, if Massachusetts has an ethics board for slimes.

https://townhall.com/news/mattvespa/2026/09/04/what-lindsay-clancys-attorney-did-on-the-courthouse-steps-was-abhorrent-n2682521

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Pressuring a juror like this is jury tampering.

https://www.breitbart.com/law-and-order/2026/09/04/nolte-mistrial-declared-in-lindsay-clancy-triple-murder-case/

https://nypost.com/2026/09/04/us-news/lindsay-clancy-murder-trial-officially-ends-in-mistrial-after-lawyers-hail-mary-appeal-denied/

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It’s a circus.

https://nypost.com/2026/09/04/us-news/lindsay-clancy-defense-confirms-holdout-juror-is-male/

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It’s bad press.

https://nypost.com/2026/09/03/us-news/ig-report-into-ex-labor-secretary-chavez-deremer-reveals-salacious-details-about-strip-club-visit/

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Will the courts let you lock up crazy people ???????

https://nypost.com/2026/09/02/us-news/family-bofa-exec-randomly-slain-in-times-square-releases-heartbreaking-statement/

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Are Americans in charge of anything ?

https://www.breitbart.com/asia/2026/09/01/aviation-experts-sound-national-security-alarm-as-faa-considers-air-traffic-control-vendors-with-strong-china-ties/

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Is she responsible for anything ????????

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/09/01/katie-hobbs-campaign-amended-its-filing-10-times-14-million-still-vanished-n2206373

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Give it to the Kennedys.

 https://www.newsmax.com/politics/trump-kennedy-center-washington-d-c/2026/09/02/id/1268130/

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DeSantis is great.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2026/09/02/ron-desantis-rips-heckler-as-during-speech-on-florida-accomplishments-n2206401

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Smiling Bass is incompetent.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/09/03/bass-in-the-hot-seat-house-republicans-wants-answers-on-lahsas-billion-dollar-homelessness-bonanza-n2206489

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Connecticut is a world state.

https://www.breitbart.com/immigration/2026/09/03/democrat-run-ct-city-oks-non-citizen-migrants-serving-as-police-after-ice-raids/

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Judges are running churches now–church and state in the same bed.

https://www.breitbart.com/faith/2026/09/03/video-maines-highest-court-rules-against-mother-fighting-to-take-her-child-church/

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Maybe AARP is a sponsor.

https://nypost.com/2026/09/03/us-news/burning-man-has-become-a-wrinkled-sausage-fest-of-aging-millennial-men-data-shows/

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The Day Off Editor:    Tell our new readers about Labor Day, LL ?

The Working Cat:    There isn’t a bunch to tell.   The Old Farmers Almanac does a good job.

https://www.almanac.com/content/when-labor-day

It is generally considered the end of Summer.

Good Stuff

Every little bit helps. Every little quit hurts.

When asked what he thought about when he struck out, Babe Ruth said, “I think about hitting home runs.”

Killing time murders opportunities.

Asked which of his works he would select as his masterpiece, architect Frank Lloyd Wright at the age of 83 replied, “My next one.”

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

 

 

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Never let your best friends get lonely…
Keep disturbing them.
Unknown

THE SPHINX—PET STORIES

Late News

https://nypost.com/2026/09/04/us-news/lindsay-clancy-murder-trial-officially-ends-in-mistrial-after-lawyers-hail-mary-appeal-denied/

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It’s crazy.

https://nypost.com/2026/09/03/us-news/lindsay-clancys-lawyer-drops-jury-bombshell-reveals-one-juror-refuses-to-listen-to-the-law/

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The Yorkers voted for it, and more crime.

https://nypost.com/2026/09/03/us-news/hate-crimes-surge-in-nyc-with-over-half-targeting-jews-nypd-stats-show/

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Trump to save American’s 600 BILLION from Big Pharma.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/donald-trump-prescription-drugs/2026/08/31/id/1267906/

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Another BILLION of new production in North Carolina.

https://townhall.com/news/josephchalfant/2026/08/31/trump-just-brought-a-massive-manufacturing-deal-to-north-carolina-n2682195

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More TDS from the press.

https://townhall.com/news/mattvespa/2026/08/31/trump-blows-up-at-reporter-over-question-about-iran-and-nukes-n2682206

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American Airlines does a good deed.

https://townhall.com/news/josephchalfant/2026/08/31/american-airlines-is-providing-a-huge-benefit-to-trump-accounts-n2682202

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This rapist has naturalized citizenship REVOKED.

https://townhall.com/news/josephchalfant/2026/08/31/doj-denaturalizes-heinous-criminal-serving-20-years-in-prison-n2682211

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL

It is time.

https://redstate.com/jerrywilson/2026/09/03/redstate-sports-report-college-football-roars-into-action-n2206495

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The Animal Editor:    Do you have some good pet stories, LL ?

The Feline Editor:    I sure do, here is the first one.    Be careful of pet arthritis medicine.

https://www.dailypaws.com/fda-warns-vets-about-librela-side-effects-8765982

Many lost pets find their way home from hundreds of miles.

https://www.dailypaws.com/pet-news-entertainment/adoption-stories/alaskan-dog-goes-missing-then-found-miles-away

One story.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&hs=haVq&sca_esv=a34fc7514aa53498&cs=0&q=Cat+saves+owner+from+intruder&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiJ3qj1gruWAxWkpIkEHT3pEMYQpboHKAB6BAgDEAI&biw=1152&bih=461&dpr=1.67#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:dc544e31,vid:UNEC-SdjN3Q,st:0

I missed this a few days ago about falling.   Fluffy the hero.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=cat+saves+owner+video#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:80e495b7,vid:CkVdv7kHPQ8,st:0

A cat runs off a black bear.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=cat+runs+off+bear+video+youtube#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:c7169bd4,vid:YJQMjW82H1Q,st:0

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=songs+about+cats+funny#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:de086fd6,vid:FcyRqj2SxYw,st:0

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Go.

https://theonion.com/breaking-if-harry-meghan-going-to-u-k-then-heck-rest-of-america-going-with-em/

https://kathmandupost.com/

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Waffle House watch out.

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-threatens-military-action-to-take-control-of-canadas-maple-syrup-supply

https://www.breitbart.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Chasing the Moon’s Shadow
Image Credit: NASA

Explanation: Chasing the shadow of a New Moon, NASA’s WB-57F high altitude research aircraft took to the skies off the coast of Iceland on August 12 to observe a total solar eclipse. At 50,000 feet the aircraft was piloted along the precisely determined path of totality to maximize its time in the Moon’s shadow. A suite of high-resolution cameras on board was able to record eclipse data from above the clouds, dust, and atmospheric water vapor that interfere with observations made closer to the ground. This view from the cockpit, taken from an inflight video, captures the solar corona emerging at the beginning of totality. The sky appears dark in the shadow of the Moon. Venus is shining left of center in the video frame, while Jupiter and Mercury are just visible to the right of the eclipsed Sun. But the sky is bright along the distant horizon below, beyond the reach of the Moon’s shadow.

Tomorrow’s picture: enhancing Pluto

Bible Verse

Good Stuff

 

Things are more like they are now than they have ever been before.

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.

Never become irritable waiting for things to get better. If you’ll be patient, you’ll find that you can wait much faster.

If you have always done it that way, it is probably wrong.

Things will get better, despite our efforts to improve them.

 

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx

THE SPHINX—ANIMALS

Gloria Steinem has died.

https://nypost.com/2026/09/03/us-news/gloria-steinem-legendary-feminist-and-activist-dead-at-92/

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A capital offense.

https://townhall.com/news/mattvespa/2026/09/01/charlie-kirks-accused-assassin-to-stand-trial-for-capital-murder-n2682305

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Grand Canyon flood.

https://hotair.com/headlines/2026/08/31/grand-canyon-flash-floods-leave-1-dead-about-15-missing-n3818525

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Canada thinks the Ruskies are harmless—now.

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2026/08/31/bessents-brutal-mockery-of-canadas-two-submarines-is-instant-legend-n2206300

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Michigan.

https://pjmedia.com/scott-pinsker/2026/08/31/politicos-big-lie-about-michigans-muslim-vote-n4956735

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More immigrants wanting us to change.   They want Sharia Law.

https://pjmedia.com/catherinesalgado/2026/08/31/5-of-towns-council-members-under-investigation-for-election-fraud-n4956732

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Sharia is religious law.

https://www.cfr.org/backgrounders/understanding-sharia-intersection-islam-and-law

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More government abuse.

https://townhall.com/news/josephchalfant/2026/08/31/florida-to-take-down-flock-camera-on-all-state-roads-n2682207

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SPORTS

You be the judge.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/49785035/lsu-lane-kiffin-says-players-endorse-pursing-ex-nflers

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/49783678/flag-football-part-27-cfp-championship-festivities

Dolly’s sticker.

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2026/08/31/tennessee-football-to-honor-dolly-parton-with-helmet-sticker-in-2026/

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We know.

https://townhall.com/news/mattvespa/2026/09/02/two-gay-men-were-shot-and-killed-at-a-bar-in-arizona-heres-why-you-probably-didnt-hear-about-it-n2682367

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The Editor:   What is your first animal, LL ?

Good Health Cat:   It’s a Democrat at the spa.

https://nypost.com/2024/11/07/science/vampire-bats-run-on-treadmills-as-scientists-seek-answer-to-energy-outputs/

He thought it was a Tesla.

https://nypost.com/2024/07/29/us-news/viral-video-captures-wild-turkey-roughing-up-audi-convertible-my-jaw-was-just-on-the-floor/

The groomers are still out there, only the press isn’t reporting as much.

What about 30 again.

https://nypost.com/2024/11/10/science/time-traveler-jellyfish-can-age-in-reverse-accidental-discovery/

It was terrible.

https://babylonbee.com/news/numerous-casualties-at-park-in-bloody-turf-war-between-tennis-players-and-pickleballers

https://www.washingtontimes.com/

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Peace.

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-signs-you-belong-to-the-religion-of-peace

https://redstate.com/