There is a medical distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”, according to the British military.

We’ve heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts”, or with “Balls”.

Do they, however, know the difference between them?

Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.

GUTS – Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the “Guts” to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

BALLS – Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the “Balls” to say: ‘You’re next, Chubby.’

I trust this clears up any confusion.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal.

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Here is news about illegal kids.

http://www.breitbart.com/california/2018/06/15/photos-inside-shelter-for-illegal-alien-children-separated-from-parents/

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/06/16/child-border-crossers-have-higher-standard-of-living-than-13m-impoverished-american-children/

https://townhall.com/columnists/arthurschaper/2018/06/18/enough-with-the-faux-outrage-over-illegal-alien-family-separation-n2491710

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The Editor:  Is this an expose, LL ?

Peacock Cat:  No, it’s just some news clips.  Disney is selling its NYC-ABC news building.  People have plenty of sources to get FAKE NEWS.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/06/13/disney-selling-abc-news-longtime-headquarters-as-trouble-looms-for-embattled-tv-stars-journalists.html

Here are two ( 2 ) companies making good news.

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/06/12/Country-Time-offers-to-pay-legal-fees-for-kids-lemonade-stands/2881528824380/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=5

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/06/12/Dominos-filling-potholes-to-avoid-damage-to-pizza/3261528817367/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=9

You can’t take care of/please everyone.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/no-coke-no-pepsi-bottlers-leave-mexican-city-210937975.html

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/the-olympia-restaurant-cheeseburger-chips-and-pepsi/3506023

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Happy  Father’s  Day.

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The Editor:   Do bees understand the concept of 0 ( zero ) in mathematics, LL ?

Zero Cat:  They sure do.  As a matter of fact,  Americans  would be better off if bees ran the government.   So far there is no evidence that they understand  minus ( – ) in mathematics.  There would be no deficit spending.

https://www.upi.com/Science_News/2018/06/08/Bees-understand-nothing-first-insect-to-comprehend-zero/2731528482191/?utm_source=fp&utm_campaign=ts_sn&utm_medium=17

Here are some bees brought over to South America, from Africa, to increase the honey production, but they escaped and mated with regular bees.  Their new name is Killer Bees.  They understand stinging.

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2018/06/10/60-injured-after-killer-bees-attack-political-rally-in-Colombia/8461528673407/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=2

Here is a piece of trash Bee.  Sam is going to the Rosie O’Donnell Beauty School to improve her appearance.   Just a touch of a little more testosterone here and there and she will be suitable. 

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2018/06/01/samantha_bee_ivanka_trump_feckless.html

This is a competitor of The Sphinx, the Sacramento Bee.

http://www.sacbee.com/news/nation-world/national/article213005119.html

http://www.sacbee.com/news/nation-world/article213078369.html

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Sunday is Father’s Day ( tomorrow ).

https://www.history.com/topics/holidays/fathers-day

Kellogg’s  has a problem.

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2018/06/15/CDC-Kelloggs-Honey-Smacks-source-of-31-state-salmonella-outbreak/3701529058310/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=10

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The Editor:  Who is making progress, LL ?

Thomas Jefferson Cat:   America is, if we can keep treating the Progressives/Democrats like roaches.  Here are some Trump-isms.

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2018/06/08/Trump-endorses-Senates-federal-marijuana-reform-effort/8811528482454/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=5

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/06/08/report-electric-gas-and-water-rates-falling-due-to-trump-tax-cuts/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/timothymeads/2018/06/09/big-oil-booms-texas-truck-drivers-make-140k-forces-rising-wages-in-other-industries-n2489081

This is an odd article,  last year Planed Parent Hood was selling baby parts from live embryos, but nothing was done.  The videos are probably still on You Tube.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/laurettabrown/2018/06/08/56-lawmakers-call-for-investigation-into-planned-parenthood-after-reports-of-sex-abuse-cover-up-n2488775

IHOP—IHOB, BBOP, who cares, just keep the syrup pitchers clean.

https://thinkerbit.com/articles/ihops-new-syrup-containers

http://www.breitbart.com/news/pancakes-to-burgers-ihop-suffers-backlash-in-name-change-3/