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Astronomy Picture of the Day
Desert Stairway to Heaven
Explanation: This stairway in Chile brings you only a little bit closer to heaven. But ooh, the sky above it makes you wonder. For example, you may wonder about the dark lane of our own Milky Way galaxy rising behind the expansive Atacama Desert in Chile, the band of zodiacal light on the upper left, the green and red airglow just above the horizon, the star Spica in the zodiacal light stripe, and, at the very top on the right, the Small Magellanic Cloud galaxy. The Desert Staircase sculpture is in the foreground, and this image was timed to catch the picturesque peering perch just in front of the near-vertical Milky Way band. Upon close inspection of the horizon you can find, left to right, some Andes Mountains, the Licancabur volcano, and the town lights of San Pedro de Atacama. The featured wide-angle composite was captured in July 2025.
Tomorrow’s picture: open space
How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?
These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid.
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And last:
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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A good Samaritan who touches my heart……..
Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom
You never interfere with your enemy
when he is kicking his own ass.
Senator John Kennedy
1907
The Model 1907 Winchester
It was actually a hundred and nineteen years ago, but who’s counting? All the facts remain true today.
Wacky & Weird Facts: Animals Part 22
Researchers aboard the Okeanos Explorer came across the world’s largest sea sponge. It was found 7,000 feet below the ocean surface and measured 12 feet long and 7 feet wide.
Dolphins can’t chew their food. Their teeth are only used to grip food and they’ll shake and rub it on the ocean floor to tear it into more manageable pieces.
A frog’s tongue is about a third of the length of its entire body. In comparison, if a human had the same size tongue, it would reach our belly button.
Seahorse babies eat as much as 3,000 pieces of food a day. They have such a voracious appetite because they have no stomach and their digestive system has been described as inefficient, meaning that they must eat a lot in order to stay properly nourished.
Wild dogs operate under a strict hierarchy while wolves will actually cooperate and communicate with each other to make decisions as a group.
THE SPHINX—WHO OWNS THE HOMES
Push him from a ten story building.
https://www.newsmax.com/us/markwayne-mullin-nidal-hassan-livestream/2026/10/11/id/1272440/
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Obama is a leech.
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New Press Secretary.
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Take a seat.
https://townhall.com/news/mattvespa/2026/10/08/nidal-hasans-execution-will-be-livestreamed-n2684380
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A loss.
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An idea whose time has come.
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Remember, agencies change rules, Congress changes the law.
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The Real Estate Editor: Who does own the homes, LL ?
The I Sleep On Shirts Cat: These links might help.
https://townhall.com/news/amy-curtis/2026/10/05/la-mansion-tax-lost-houses-and-jobs-n2684112
There are exceptions, paid for with your tax money.
Many problems pop up.
Environmental suits mandatory.
https://theonion.com/time-travelers-from-year-2376-warn-of-future-where-america-still-perfect/
https://www.washingtontimes.com/
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New York City voters made it possible.
