THE SPHINX—SPACE AND BEYOND

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There is no end to hating America.  The open borders dungbeetles should be careful of the Chinese Communist Wuhan Red Death Virus.

https://dailycaller.com/2020/03/27/hispanic-caucus-democrats-border-closure-immigrants-coronavirus/

https://www.redstate.com/elizabeth-vaughn/2020/03/28/biden-slams-trump-over-lack-of-ventilators-but-cnn-reports-the-government-was-warned-ten-times-between-2003-and-2015/

https://www.redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2020/03/28/journalism-ny-times-reporters-maggie-haberman-peter-baker-get-caught-altering-trump-quote/

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-pentagon-former-troops-coronavirus

https://townhall.com/

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The Editor:  What is beyond space, LL ?

Major Tom Cat:  No one knows.

Our new Mars Rover has a name.

https://nypost.com/2020/03/06/seventh-grader-in-virginia-names-nasas-new-mars-rover/

Our Space Force is working hard.

https://www.redstate.com/kiradavis/2020/03/26/806706/

https://denver.cbslocal.com/2020/03/27/first-space-force-launch-success-colorados-united-launch-alliance/

Welcome aboard to our women.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/military-commission-report-recommends-including-women-in-draft

TE:  Is it easy to travel in space, MTC ?

No,  here is the last shuttle moving to Los Angeles, and a video of how we currently get to the Red Planet.

https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2012/10/a-space-shuttle-on-the-streets-of-los-angeles/100386/

THE SPHINX—–COMETS

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https://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/us/national-vietnam-war-veterans-day

Take your best shot on your stimulus check.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/anthonynitti/2020/03/26/when-you-file-your-2019-tax-return-will-impact-your-stimulus-payment/#2cd3ee4cb9dc

https://clark.com/personal-finance-credit/coronavirus-stimulus-checks/

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Editor:  Is this about the kitchen cleaners like Comet and Ajax, LL ?

Soothsayer Cat:  No it’s about comets in the sky.  Comets have fascinated people since day one.

http://theconversation.com/how-ancient-cultures-explained-comets-and-meteors-100982

Halley’s Comet is the most studied.

https://www.space.com/19878-halleys-comet.html

Some of our loyal star gazers might remember Hale-Bopp  which passed close by in 1997.

https://www.space.com/19931-hale-bopp.html

TE:  Do you have a favorite comet story, SC ?

Ides Of May Cat:  The Caesar story was a good tale.

https://www.enotes.com/homework-help/play-julius-caesar-what-some-warnings-death-604291

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesar%27s_Comet

We have a comet headed this way.  Our President should take extra precautions in May.

https://www.inverse.com/science/comet-atlas-may-23-2020

Not all space rocks miss the Earth.

https://www.foxnews.com/science/giant-asteroid-apocalypse-witnessed-by-ancient-humans

Here is a band named Haley and Comet.

Comets were thought to be balls of fire.

Ask your bartender….

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 Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him: “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.”

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“Just put yourself in my hands for one year” said the shrink. “Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”

“How much do you charge?”

“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.

“I’ll sleep on it,” I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.

“Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00.”

A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money, so I went and bought me a new pickup truck.

“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain’t nobody under there now.”

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It’s always better to get a second opinion.