https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2026/08/31/monday-morning-meme-madness-n2431626

“Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!”

“My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!”  

“A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost.” 

“If you’re uncomfortable around my dog, I’m happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.”

“A boy can learn a lot from a dog — obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. ”

“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.” 

“If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?” 

“I don’t think twice about picking up my dog’s poop, but if another dog’s poop is next to it, I think, ‘Eww, dog poop!” 

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”

“You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’” 

“Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mailman is not to be trusted”  

“A well trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.” 

A twenty-year-old gallon of McDonald’s barbecue sauce that was used for the McJordan Burger in the early 1990s sold on eBay for almost $10,000 in 2012.

Created in Italy, “Let’s Pizza” is the world’s first pizza vending machine and can deliver fresh pizza with custom toppings in only three minutes.

In 1974, Gerber baby products tried marketing “singles” by Gerber, which were meals in a jar like creamed beef and beef burgundy. Marketing was aimed to college students and young adults. The product failed.

It can take anywhere from 90 to 120 minutes to hard-boil an ostrich egg.

 

You cannot control the behavior of others, but you can always choose how you respond to it.
Roy T Bennett

Dolly.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/30/opinion/what-the-song-dolly-parton-chose-for-her-funeral-reveals/

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WHO CAN TRUMP TRUST ???????????

https://townhall.com/news/mattvespa/2026/08/26/is-this-why-three-secret-service-members-were-placed-on-leave-n2681907

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Dolly gets airport.

https://redstate.com/beckynoble/2026/08/28/plan-to-name-nashville-airport-after-dolly-parton-announced-n2206198

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Funny.

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2026/08/27/white-houses-reply-to-the-lake-america-revolt-is-going-to-sting-n2206171

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Massachusetts–where Minnesotans go to retire.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/08/26/something-in-the-water-two-ma-public-officials-charged-with-massively-pillaging-covid-relief-funds-n2206102

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Oops.

https://townhall.com/news/josephchalfant/2026/08/25/the-libs-are-furious-with-trumps-latest-decision-on-the-kennedy-center-n2681878

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SPORTS

Good decisions.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/49735246/nfl-eliminating-pro-bowl-games-name-pro-bowlers

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/49734134/sources-sec-suspend-head-coaches-add-pro-players

Whoa!!!

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/49747161/judge-order-prohibits-sec-blocking-athletes-return

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Justice for this witch.

https://townhall.com/news/mattvespa/2026/08/26/dem-rep-who-tried-to-storm-into-an-ice-facility-will-have-to-face-the-music-n2681952

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Tampon Tim is a worm.

https://redstate.com/kyle-becker/2026/08/26/governor-tim-walz-just-messed-with-texas-and-lost-n2206119

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Visa news.

https://redstate.com/kyle-becker/2026/08/29/president-trumps-new-order-on-h-1b-visas-sends-shockwaves-through-migrant-communities-n2206241

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The Travel Editor:    Where to, LL ?

Let’s Go Cat:   If you are going on a cruise, don’t.   They are nastier than a Democrat politician.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/18/lifestyle/7-cruise-ships-with-the-worst-cdc-sanitation-scores/

You might run into ” Pee Wee Ossoff “

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2026/08/18/the-ossoff-platner-connection-and-how-it-could-sink-the-pee-wee-herman-reelection-campaign-n2205775

American Airlines wants more money.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/18/lifestyle/american-airlines-to-outfit-narrowbody-jets-with-more-premium-seats-betting-on-high-spending-travelers/

Wherever you are going, there is no guarantee you will arrive.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/19/us-news/pennsylvania-state-police-helicopter-small-plane-collide-midair-near-carlisle-airport/

Cute.

https://genesiustimes.com/hollywood-announces-bold-reimagining-of-the-odyssey-with-samuel-l-jackson-as-helen-of-troy/

https://mexiconewsdaily.com/

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Oh, my.

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-clear-signs-your-husband-doesnt-love-you-anymore

https://www.lcsun-news.com/

Kittens are angels with whiskers.

A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long a comedy is played out by an incomparable actor.

A kitten is, in the animal world, what a rosebud is in the garden.

Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet.

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself.

If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

What Greater Gift Than the Love of a Cat?

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction.

How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.