Patriot Post Memes

If properly investigated, there is no way that Anthony Fauci would not be found to be a traitor to America. 
A preemptive pardon is an act of clemency that shields an individual from criminal prosecution and punishment for offenses they committed, but for which they have not yet been charged or convicted.
Did anyone confirm that the presidential auto-pen was not under the influence of cocaine when this pardon was granted? Maybe Fauci just pardoned himself, after all he made a larger salary than the president.
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Who in this world would have defaced Bert & Ernie by using these two clowns?
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I am surprised old Joe is not sniffing his wig.
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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Don’t quit your daydream,
but do quit the snooze button.
Anonymous

 

Fun Facts: Funny Part 7

It’s illegal not to flush the toilet in Singapore. For failing to flush, you will be fined $150 and police officers have been known to check.

There is a town in Arizona called Nothing and it’s a ghost town. So, quite literally, nothing is there.

It is illegal to die in London’s houses of parliament.

Tim Hawking added swear words to his dad, Stephen Hawking’s, voice synthesizer as a prank. Stephen Hawking, known globally for his sharp wit and sense of humor, reportedly took his son’s childhood antics in stride.

According to an analysis done by Swift Key, Canada uses the poop emoji more than any other country. Hearts are number one in France, even beating the standard smiley, and Australia leads the world in alcohol and drug related emojis.  

 

THE SPHINX—SPACE X

IT WILL TAKE YEARS TO REPAIR THE DAMAGE DONE BY THE DEMOCRATS.   MAYBE THEY CAN BRING BACK THE DEAD.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/21/opinion/the-anthony-fauci-covid-19-origins-cover-up-runs-deep-into-our-intelligence-community/

*****

Thank Joe, Nancy, Democrats, and the MSM.

https://pjmedia.com/sarah-anderson/2026/06/25/trumps-blowing-up-narcos-biden-ignored-them-now-were-learning-just-how-bad-it-was-n4954380

*****

He is a good Maine Democrat.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/06/25/heres-more-about-graham-platners-perverted-reddit-history-n2678278

*****

A great decision.

https://pjmedia.com/catherinesalgado/2026/06/25/supreme-court-rules-on-dangerous-temporary-protected-status-for-illegal-aliens-n4954253

*****

Wait until they want secure elections.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/cameron-arcand/2026/06/24/trump-makes-major-move-to-push-for-save-america-act-n2678227

*****

Will they get something right ?

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/five-eyes-ai-cyber-threats/2026/06/23/id/1260580/

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Does Iran have ‘Swarm Jellyfish Drones’ ?

https://nypost.com/2026/06/23/world-news/us-fighter-pilot-shot-down-by-iran-describes-alarming-jellyfish-drones-before-crash-real-alien-s-t/

Baseball changes its mind on players wearing Bible verses.

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2026/06/22/mlb-commissioner-says-players-will-not-be-fined-penalized-for-wearing-bible-verses/

Your grooming company thinks their show ‘The View’ is news.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/06/23/disney-vs-trump-abc-pushes-on-air-campaign-asking-for-audience-support-in-brewing-battle-with-fcc/

Some Radical Republicans change their mind.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/trump-senate-iran/2026/06/25/id/1260826/

SPORTS

Soccer.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/26/sports/usmnt-falls-to-turkey-on-stoppage-time-goal-to-close-out-world-cup-group-stage/

WNBA

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/06/25/caitlin-clark-getting-punched-in-the-throat-isnt-the-only-indignity-she-suffered-n2678317

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The Trillionaire Editor:   Is that a lot of money, LL ?

Don’t Bother Me Cat:    It sure is—it begins with a million x 1,000 and grows into a Billion—then another 1,000 Billion makes a Trillion.   

https://nypost.com/2026/06/12/business/spacex-shares-begin-trading-in-biggest-ipo-ever-valuing-company-at-more-than-2-trillion/

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/06/12/elon-musk-becomes-the-first-trillionaire-in-human-history-the-lefts-response-was-immediate-n2203295

I always thought it would be an African born person to do it.

As Musk gets richer he drags his employees and investors along for the big bucks—like the sun drags the planets thru the galaxy.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/06/12/spacex-ipo-windfall-employees-eye-rolexes-and-private-jets-n2203299

Big Bucks.

https://theonion.com/study-inflation-forcing-more-americans-to-choose-betwe-1849060411/

https://www.washingtontimes.com/

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The Brits aim to please.

https://babylonbee.com/news/british-government-gives-religious-exemption-for-suicide-vests

https://www.newsmax.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Mars Marathon by Perseverance
Image Credit: NASA, LPL (U. Arizona), MRO, HiRISE

Explanation: In this recent HiRISE view from the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter, the little green dot indicated on the surface of the big Red Planet is the Perseverance Mars rover. Recorded on June 13, the car-sized, six-wheeled robot was imaged a day before completing a Martian marathon, traveling a total distance of 26.218 miles (42.195 kilometers) since it began exploring the surface of Mars. That equivalent marathon distance was achieved by Perseverance on its mission sol (Martian day) 1,890, after about 5 Earth years and 4 Earth months of driving. Perseverance is continuing to hunt for biosignatures. In the HiRISE image, the Mars rover’s tracks can be seen leading to its location in an area west of its landing site in Jezero crater near an ancient river delta.

Tomorrow’s picture: supergalactic

Bible Verse

Who Wants Him?

A wife went to the police station with her next door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.”

The next-door neighbor protested, “Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, ugly, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children.”

The wife replied, “Yes, but who wants HIM back?”

 

Car Tail Lights from the Fabulous Fifties

The Church – Changing With the Times

Image result for cartoon church

The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, ”You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats . It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now.”

The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, ”And you told me adding a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock ‘nroll gospel choir. Now our services are consistently packed to the balcony.”

”Thank you, Father,” answered the young priest. ”I am pleased that you are open to the new ideas of youth.”

”All of these ideas have been well and good,” said the elderly priest, ”But I’m afraid you’ve gone too far with the drive-thru confessional.”

”But, Father,” protested the young priest, ”my confessions and the donations have nearly doubled since I began that!”

”Yes,” replied the elderly priest, ”and I appreciate that. But the flashing neon sign, ‘Toot ‘n Tell or Go to Hell’ cannot stay on the church roof!”

 

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
Victor Borge