Since I am getting older I feel that I should come clean on a few facts in my life. This was relayed to me in an out-of-body experience. A mighty force told me to write a letter and mail it to Diane (thinks she is Einstein) Feinstein. The force told me to sign the letter as Anonymous and that my name would be kept secret. Well actually, the force said…”Feinstein might keep your fake facts secret as long as she can and that she would only release your name and the fake facts if necessary to block a Republican from the Supreme Court.”
A copy of my letter follows:
Hello America…my name is Anonymous.
Chuck Schumer and I went to different schools together. He is 5 months older than me…but we partied together during the same years. I am almost sure of it.
We went to separate parties together.
If I remember correctly, after we shared many bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 wine…he tried to rape me. I do not remember what night it happened. I cannot recall which different houses we were “partying at” that terrible night.
I do remember that he tried to remove my one piece animal skin bathing suit. If my drunken memory serves me correctly, he could not unbutton the buttons around the neck and wrists of my bathing suit.
I will never forget Chuck. Well, I think that was his name. It could have been Chuck. It was somebody. I think it was…if I was there. I am sure we were both somewhere that night.
(Why can’t this be true? Old J.R. was shot and killed at the end of one season of Dallas and reappeared alive and well, in the shower, the very next season.)
Maybe Sincerely and Possibly,
Anonymous
-Sheila Tolley-
