“You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.”

“I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.” 

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” 

“My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.” 

“If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.”

“No home decor is complete without dog hair.” 

“The best therapist has fur and four legs.” 

“Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.” 

“Without my dog my wallet would be full my house would be clean but my heart would be empty.” 

“Nothing in the world is friendlier than a wet dog.” 

“If you want the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.”

“Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take…I’ll be watching you.” 

Don’t count your chickens before they hatch, but do count your coffee refills and toilet paper.
Anonymous

Dolly.

https://pagesix.com/2026/08/25/entertainment/inside-the-late-dolly-partons-modest-early-life/?_gl=1*bx622t*_gcl_au*MjA2NDQ3NDk1NS4xNzg2MDE3ODIz*_ga*NTg1MzMxMTkyLjE3NzIyMTkxMjU.*_ga_0DZ7LHF5PZ*czE3ODc3NDkxMTMkbzYxMCRnMCR0MTc4Nzc0OTExOCRqNTUkbDAkaDA

Clarence Thomas speaks up.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/24/us-news/justice-clarence-thomas-tears-into-lefty-notion-black-people-cant-be-conservative-indentured-servitude/

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Say it ain’t so.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/08/28/report-two-air-traffic-controllers-let-work-early-before-air-canada-jet-collision-with-fire-truck-n2206182

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Lake America.   I can’t use Huron-Ontario-Michigan-Erie-Superior to remember them as easily HOMES.

https://townhall.com/news/cameron-arcand/2026/08/27/trump-signs-order-to-rename-lake-ontario-to-lake-america-n2682024

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Iran

https://nypost.com/2026/08/22/world-news/traffic-through-strait-of-hormuz-skyrockets-nearly-400-in-2-weeks/

https://nypost.com/2026/08/23/world-news/iran-faces-triple-threat-as-control-over-hormuz-economy-wavers/

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Why not.

https://www.newsmax.com/world/globaltalk/canada-trump-lake/2026/08/25/id/1267222/

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What’s not up in China ?

https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2026/08/25/china-delays-critical-moon-mission-until-next-year-n4956518

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WNBA

The WNBA wants males to play on minor girl’s teams, but not their team.   The NBA owns 40% of the WNBA

https://townhall.com/news/amy-curtis/2026/08/25/sportscaster-blames-sophie-cunningham-nastiness-towards-trans-community-n2681834

Justice

https://www.breitbart.com/2nd-amendment/2026/08/25/resident-takes-alleged-intruders-gun-kills-him-with-it/

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Delaware or bust.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/26/business/forget-florida-baby-boomers-flock-to-delaware-for-low-taxes-sandy-beaches/

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They want laws for you.

https://townhall.com/news/amy-curtis/2026/08/28/gustavo-gordillo-fined-n2682062

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The Tired Of Politics Editor:   Are you still bored by the same ole lies, LL ?

The In A Coma Cat:   I sure am. I had rather try to catch an octopus.

It is too hot for more, enjoy the cool octopus like Rita.

Democrats!!!!!!!!

https://theonion.com/visit-to-girlfriends-family-provides-illuminating-insight-into-why-shes-asian/

https://www.w3newspapers.com/fiji/

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Believe the science.

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-determine-ultra-processed-foods-like-nacho-cheese-doritos-are-exceptionally-delicious-but-more-extensive-testing-and-many-more-bags-are-needed-to-draw-a-final-conclusion

https://www.newsmax.com/

Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.

A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.

Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.

When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than she is to me?

A cat will be your friend, but never your slave.

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.

In the middle of a world that had always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence.

Various studies have shown that drinking black coffee prevents cancer, reduces the risk of diabetes, and can improve overall health.

Potatoes have almost all the nutrients that humans need to survive. To prove this, the executive director from the Washington State Potato Commission ate nothing but potatoes for sixty days and was just fine.

Apples originated in Kazakhstan, and wild apples can taste like roses, strawberries, popcorn, anise, and many other flavors. In fact, ninety percent of modern apples can be traced back to two trees.

Watermelon is made up of ninety-two percent water. It’s an excellent choice to stay hydrated and is low in calories.

Lying is like a bald spot, the bigger it gets
the harder it is to cover it up.
Anonymous