Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown,
ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.
Anonymous

Fun Facts: Amazing Facts Part 8

In the town of Laguna, Brazil, a pod of bottlenose dolphins has been cooperatively fishing  with fishermen since 1846. The dolphins herd mullet fish toward the shore and signal the fishermen to cast their nets.

The Pronghorn Antelope has ten times the vision of humans, which has left scientists to believe that on a clear night they can see the rings of Saturn.

For eight consecutive years, a Greyhound dog named Jasmine, who survived in a shelter, was the surrogate mother to over fifty rescued animals; including puppies,foxes, four badger cubs, fifteen chicks, eight guinea pigs, fifteen rabbits, a deer, and a goose!

There is a limestone wall in Bolivia that is home to over five thousand dinosaur footprints, some of them dating back nearly sixty-eight million years.

In 2013, a cat named Cookie went missing while on holiday with her owner in Grasse, Southern France. Eighteen months later, Cookie returned dirty and emaciated, having traveled a journey of 700 miles to get home.

A stray junkyard named Lillico walked up to eight miles every night through the streets of San Carlos, Brazil to collect a food parcel. Upon returning home, she shared the food with her family: a dog, a cat, some chickens, and a mule.

In 2015, a goat was placed in a Siberian Tiger enclosure in the Far Eastern Safari Park in Russia. It was supposed to become the tiger’s food, except the tiger and goat became friends.

THE SPHINX—HISTORY VERSUS MANMADE

Trump says not a dime.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/06/17/trump-shuts-down-300b-iran-rumor-were-not-putting-up-10-cents-n2203434

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Senator Kennedy is right—-release the agreement.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/16/us-news/skeptical-republicans-in-congress-arent-backing-trump-on-iran-deal-before-reading-text/

https://www.newsmax.com/ruddy/uae-graham-gulf/2026/06/16/id/1259849/

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Be careful on the Gulf of America.

https://www.breitbart.com/weather/2026/06/16/officials-storm-gulf-america-threatens-millions-intense-rainfall-flooding/

https://weather.com/2026/06/16/storms/hurricane/potential-tropical-cyclone-depression-storm-arthur

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A Reagan biopic is to be re-released.

https://redstate.com/beccalower/2026/06/13/america250-special-edition-of-reagan-biopic-rereleasing-in-movie-theaters-n2203326

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Georgia Senate and Governor race.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/06/16/its-official-we-know-who-will-be-duking-it-out-for-georgias-senate-seat-in-the-fall-n2677866

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/06/16/rick-jackson-wins-the-republican-ga-governors-runoff-beating-trumpkemp-endorsed-burt-jones-n2203415

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Alabama runoff.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/06/16/barry-moore-wins-runoff-for-tubervilles-senate-seat-despite-a-dewey-defeats-truman-snafu-n2203406

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Trump on lying media.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2026/06/16/trump-levels-legacy-media-over-lies-about-iran-deal-n2677824

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Honolulu is a Hell on Earth.    This is why you need to keep local officials on a short leash.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/13/us-news/widow-faces-losing-home-of-56-years-after-city-racked-up-10k-a-day-penalty/

Armed citizens in Georgia, USA.

https://bearingarms.com/camedwards/2026/06/12/potential-mass-shooting-in-georgia-stopped-by-armed-citizens-n1232848

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Children and beagles are being removed from the medical experiment options.

https://pjmedia.com/sarah-anderson/2026/06/15/kennedy-and-rollins-make-a-huge-announcement-about-ridglan-farms-n4954007

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More crime caused by the Democrats.   I miss the caravan photos of illegals marching thru Mexico to get here.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2026/06/15/report-hazardous-device-incident-prompts-evacuations-at-cleveland-area-dhs-office-n2203373

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They need more signs or warnings.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/15/us-news/friends-killed-while-sleeping-on-santa-cruz-beach-along-highway-1/

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The History Editor:    What’s up with history, LL ?

The Santa Anna Cat:    Here is one reason that California has so many wild fires.    Before modern times the fires would burn naturally.   The last 50 years or so the under brush has been allowed to accumulate.

https://longnow.org/ideas/the-historical-land-practices-behind-californias-fires/

People deliberately start some fires, electric lines start some.   Californians build in areas where it is dangerous, and brush isn’t allowed to be cut.   They build in the path of the Santa Anna Winds, which happen every year.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Ana_winds

People get an idea and go against nature with stupid stuff.   This is a totally preventable disaster.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/06/04/wyomings-golden-eagles-now-facing-extinction-risk-from-wind-farms-n2203028

They will finish before the general election.

https://genesiustimes.com/california-vows-to-keep-counting-votes-until-pratt-hilton-are-eliminated/

https://portlandtribune.com/

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Get the Morning Joe guy on MS NOW.

https://babylonbee.com/news/60-minutes-begins-search-for-new-pompous-blowhard

https://www.breitbart.com/

I love old farmers

A cocky State Highway employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, “I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road.”

The old farmer said, “OK, but don’t go in that field.” The Highway employee said, “I have the authority of the State Government to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on farm land.”

So the old farmer went about his farm chores.

Later, he heard loud screams and saw the State Highway employee running for the fence and close behind was the farmer’s prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the employee at every step!!

The old farmer called out, “Show him your card!”

An Oldie but a Goodie

Fun Facts: Amazing Facts Part 7

A single share of Coca-Cola stock that was purchased in 1919 for $40 would be worth $9.8 million today.

In 2012, a stray cat became a seeing eye guide for a blind dog named Terfel and uses its paws to gently lead him around the house.

China is currently constructing the world’s highest and longest glass-bottom bridge. It will be over 1,400 feet long.

In 2013, a 10-year-old boy named Griffin Sanders from Colorado saved his great-grandmother’s life in a speeding vehicle after she fell unconscious. He did this by driving it himself, which he learned by playing Mario Kart.

In 2012, the entire village of Sodeto in Spain won the lottery, except for one man who was never offered a ticket, as those who were selling them forgot to ask him.

Thanks to 3D printing, it is now possible for blind, expectant mothers to have a three-dimensional ultrasound printed for them to sense the image of their unborn child.

There’s a pub in Athlone, Ireland called Sean’s Bar that has been open since 900 AD.

South Africa’s Witwatersrand Basin, which is only 2.7 square miles, has produced more gold than any other continent; about 50 thousand tons over 120 years, which is nearly half the gold ever mined.

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.
Eleanor Roosevelt

THE SPHINX—BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER

What a liar !!!!!!!!

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/06/15/even-ny-media-demolishes-hakeem-jeffries-when-he-tries-gaslighting-on-prices-n2203374

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California has another great idea, and a new wildfire.

https://www.breitbart.com/social-justice/2026/06/13/report-group-seeks-expand-make-permanent-guaranteed-income-programs-taxpayers-expense/

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2026/06/15/shelter-in-place-in-effect-in-santa-clarita-california-as-max-fire-breaks-out-n2203375

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One more merger.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/06/12/report-paramount-merger-with-warner-bros-wins-depart-of-justice-approval/

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Alaska says this Democrat Commie can’t run.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/06/11/alaska-challenger-same-name-sen-dan-sullivan-not-eligible/

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This breed of dog should be banned.

https://www.breitbart.com/law-and-order/2026/06/12/california-girl-8-fights-off-attacking-pit-bull-to-save-her-younger-sisters/

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America funds many Biolabs.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/06/12/tulsi-gabbard-releases-never-before-seen-intelligence-on-u-s-funded-biolabs-in-30-countries/

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He has a personal problem.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/49077466/texas-tech-transfer-qb-brendan-sorsby-plans-enter-nfl-supplemental-draft

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Pool news.

https://www.newsmax.com/us/interior-department-lincoln-memorial-reflecting-pool/2026/06/15/id/1259757/

MLB is Woke.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/julia-cassidy/2026/06/16/mlb-issues-warning-after-giants-players-pride-night-protest-n2677817

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The Judge Editor:    Are you a judge of beauty, LL ?

I can Tell Ugly Cat:   I sure am.   The Guardian has an accurate opinion on the Obama Prison Tower.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/06/03/nolte-far-left-guardian-mocks-obama-library-850-million-klingon-prison/

TJE:    Is everything about the Demoncrats dark and sinister ICTUC ?

ICTUC:    It is.   It is like watching a movie made in the dark.

Many old time Democrats tried their new policies, and found them wanting.   Here is Ashley Wilkes from Gone With The Wind.

Who would have guessed ?

https://babylonbee.com/news/pride-parade-forces-to-change-direction-after-route-takes-it-within-200-yards-of-school

https://www.washingtontimes.com/

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Is AI everywhere ?

https://theonion.com/college-professor-pretty-sure-student-using-ai-to-refuse-advances/

https://redstate.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Longmore 8: The Hamster Wheel Nebula
Image Credit & Copyright: Mazlin, Parker, Forman, Magill, Hanson
Text: Keighley Rockcliffe (NASA GSFC, UMBC CSST, CRESST II)

Explanation: How did a hamster wheel get into space? The Hamster Wheel Nebula (Longmore 8) was discovered by Andrew Longmore in 1976 as a part of a larger survey of the southern sky. This survey employed several improvements in photographic technology, including the use of highly sensitive film, to capture deeper and fainter objects on plates that were examined by eye and catalogued. The featured image, taken at Observatorio El Sauce in Chile, depicts an intricate wheel structure of glowing hydrogen that was thrown out into space by a dying star and ionized by the leftover white dwarf. This structure was barely visible on the original plate, emphasizing the power of modern telescopes and cameras. Two opposing clumps of red hydrogen gas encased in the blue veil of ionized oxygen hint at the presence of a companion to the bright white dwarf at the wheel’s center!

Tomorrow’s picture: a supernova remnant?

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