WAKE UP…all you wonderful Hummingbird Lovers from the West Central region of Georgia. My Loyal Informers, I refuse to call them spies, detected their first Hummingbird of the season yesterday evening at 5:24 PM.

Our little friends are really hungry after that long flight.
READY!
SET!
GO!… get those feeders ready.

I Thank You and all our little friends Thank You!
Lois Lion

https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2026/03/23/monday-morning-meme-madness-n2426314

Thomas Jefferson once said, “We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.” And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying.

I never drink coffee at lunch. It keeps me awake in the afternoon.

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I’m in a cabinet meeting.

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.

The government is like a baby’s alimentary canal, with an appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.  

A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane, and smells like Cheetah.

Spoken during a radio microphone test:
My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing will begin in five minutes.

On Clint Eastwood running for Mayor:
What makes him think a middle-aged actor, who’s played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?

I have learned that one of the most important rules in politics is poise, which means looking like an owl after you have behaved like a jackass.

It’s hard when you’re up to your armpits in alligators to remember you came here [to Washington] to drain the swamp.

The current tax code is a daily mugging.

It’s true that hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?

I have wondered at times what The Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through congress.

A recession is when a neighbor loses his job, a depression is when you lose yours. And recovery starts when Jimmy Carter loses his.

The most terrifying words in the English language are “I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.

There are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified as top secret.

One way to make sure crime doesn’t pay would be to let the government run it.

I’ve often said there’s nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.

Spoken as he refused a mule for a gift:
I’m afraid I can’t use a mule. I have several hundred up on Capitol Hill.

The taxpayer is someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take a civil service examination.

Politics is just like show business. You have a hell of an opening, coast for a while, and then have a hell of a close.

Some of you may remember that in my early days I was a bleeding heart liberal. Then I became a man and put away childish ways.

Professional politicians like to talk about the value of experience in government. Nuts! The only experience you gain in politics is how to be political.

Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.

How do you tell a communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin.

Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:  If it moves, tax it.  If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.         

Government does not tax to get the money it needs; government always finds a need for the money it gets.

We were poor when I was young. But the difference then was the government didn’t come around telling you that you were poor.

To Walter Mondale at a 1984 Presidential debate:
I want you to know also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit for political purposes my opponent’s youth and inexperience.

To his wife Nancy, after he was shot in a 1981 assassination attempt:
Honey, I forgot to duck.

To the medical team in the operating room just after his 1981 assassination attempt:
I hope you’re all Republicans.

1) Some wolf packs have been known to preside over territories as big as 1,000 square miles.

2) The longest-lived vertebrate creature is the Greenland shark. Some have been estimated to be more than 500 years old.

3) Tigers have white spots on the backs of their ears that mother tigers use to communicate with their cubs. They act as a flasher to the cubs to signal movement.

4) Hippos have the largest mouth of any terrestrial animal and can open their jaw to almost 180°.

5) Hippos also have enormously long tusk-like teeth. The longest hippopotamus tooth ever recorded was an incredible 48 inches long.

6) Because it holds its tail behind it, arched upward over its back, the squirrel is said to take its name from a Greek word that literally means “shadow-tail.”

The secret to creativity is knowing
how to hide your sources.
Albert Einstein

BREAKING  NEWS——ICE help at airports.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/22/us-news/trump-deploying-ice-to-airports-on-monday-to-ease-crowded-tsa-lines/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/03/22/its-happening-trump-to-deploy-ice-agents-to-airports-after-democrats-hold-dhs-hostage-n2673246

Poor Chuckie.

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/03/22/democrats-are-quietly-replacing-schumer-and-hes-the-last-to-know-n2200472

War.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/03/22/centcom-chief-8k-iranian-targets-hit-130-vessels-destroyed-largest-elimination-of-a-navy-since-wwii/

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Sweet Sixteen.

https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/bracket

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An overlooked Baby Trump.

Veterans should get the same care as a member of a Senator’s staff.    

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/03/20/the-441-billion-va-system-still-cant-do-what-one-private-project-just-did-n2200431

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I hope this fool gets a few years.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/03/19/joe-kent-under-investigation-n2673082

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With just a few agencies in Minnesota and California being investigated, I bet the scams amount to over a TRILLION DOLLARS nationwide.

https://townhall.com/columnists/calthomas/2026/03/19/the-second-coming-of-doge-n2673068

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Americans skip a political rally.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/03/18/nolte-oscar-ratings-plummet-to-17-9-million-third-worst-in-history/

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Disney should like a reality show.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/03/19/watch-abc-cancels-the-bachelorette-after-taylor-frankie-paul-viral-ex-boyfriend-fight-video/

You can do wonders when you follow the law.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/03/18/watch-director-declares-incredible-cia-revival-delivers-big-wins-n2200356

More California fraud.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/03/17/nick-shirley-confronts-man-engaging-in-possible-hospice-fraud-in-ca-he-immediately-panics-n2672950

Prosecute these people and politicians.

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/03/18/newsoms-hospice-crackdown-collapses-197-agencies-registered-to-one-address-n2200378

Another giant scam.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/03/18/new-investigation-exposes-gavin-newsoms-114m-butterfly-bridge-n2673076

Newsom is a lowlife.

https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2026/03/18/democrat-senator-goes-nuclear-on-newsoms-creepy-smear-of-nick-shirley-n4950802

Their family, pets, and managers like them.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/03/17/woke-fail-just-29-percent-of-california-voters-believe-hollywood-has-a-positive-effect-on-american-culture/

SPORTS

The USA team and coaches have no class.   They owe America an apology.

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2026/03/18/watch-team-usa-ditches-silver-medals-after-wbc-loss-venezuela/

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Mamstinky

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/03/21/mamdani-celebrates-ramadan-with-criminals-and-suspects-at-rikers-island-what-about-their-victims-n2200498

https://nypost.com/2026/03/21/opinion/mamdani-is-giving-e-bikers-a-license-to-kill-as-nypd-loosens-enforcement/

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The  Good News Editor:    What is your good news today, LL ?

The Feel Good Cat:    My first link is about the millions of people benefiting from the Big Beautiful Bill with their tax cuts.   These are just the ones who had filed by 3-10-26.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/03/10/trump-white-house-reveals-how-many-are-already-benefiting-from-the-trump-tax-cuts-n2672621

A funny one, Fani Willis is told to bug-off.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2026/03/10/judge-bars-fani-willis-from-trump-legal-fees-fight-n2672613

A new Texas refinery.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/03/10/more-winning-drill-baby-drill-leads-to-refine-baby-refine-with-new-texas-facility-n2200077

Exxon Mobil Corporation is changing its legal address to Texas.   That is two more EXs moving to Texas.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/03/10/exxon-mobil-was-evidently-born-to-run-because-theyre-ditching-nj-for-friendlier-business-climes-n2200081

Spray clear vinegar on yourself to prevent being eaten by the arachnids.

https://babylonbee.com/news/many-worried-that-the-giant-spiders-attacking-new-york-could-lead-to-an-increase-in-arachnophobia

https://www.luckenbachtexas.com/luckenbach-texas-history

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Demoncrats believe in science, except when they don’t.

https://genesiustimes.com/op-ed-if-climate-change-isnt-real-then-why-are-there-no-more-penguins-on-the-north-pole/

https://www.breitbart.com/

ONE IS A TERRORIST…the other is a THREAT TO AMERICA!

 

1) Lions are not only found in Africa. A tiny, endangered population of so-called Asiatic lions live in the forests of Eastern India.

2) Despite it being another name for the brown bear, the name “grizzly” actually comes from an old English word meaning “gray-haired”.

3) A group of rhinoceros is known as a “crash.”

4) A typical kangaroo can move at more than 30 mph, and leap 25 feet in a single bound.

5) Sperm whales can produce single clicks lasting just a fraction of a second, yet are so loud, they can be heard by other whales ten miles away.