MEMES

I always wonder what was really in that bag of Skittles that these Bizarre Freaks consume!
-MST-

 


That is a great trick…now DEPORT the self-confessed Illegal Alien.
-MST-

 


Forgive my honesty, but every time I hear the name Ketanji, I think someone with a colorful feathered skirt and a bone in their nose is about to break out in a wild dance.
-MST-

 


It appears that someone left the gate open at Sesame Street!
-MST-


Well…that is the way it worked in the past! I took what seemed to be a short nap, woke up and found out that now somehow these Fruit Loops have been magically rigged into government positions.  Someone needs to find that Genie, shove her back into her Wine Bottle and weld the top shut!
-MST-

Fun Facts…Games & Pastimes Part 2

The word TWELVE is worth 12 points in a game of Scrabble.

Originally, snooker only had five colored balls (red, yellow, green, pink and black). The blue and brown balls were added later.

The line a darts player must stand behind to throw is called the oche.

The most productive set of letters in a game of Scrabble is AEINRST. It can be rearranged to play nine different seven-letter words: anestri, antsier, nastier, ratines, retains, retinas, retsina, stainer, and stearin.

There is around a 15% chance that the seven tiles you pick out of the bag at the start of a game of Scrabble will be able to spell a seven-letter word.

Chess has been played for at least 1,500 years. But the alternating black and white board was only introduced in the late 11 th century. 

Potentially, the highest-scoring word that can be played in a game of Scrabble is the chemical name oxyphenbutazone. That would mean playing your seven tiles across eight tiles already located on the board, in such a way that you hit all three possible triple-word scoring squares in a row! In the unlikely event that that would indeed happen, oxyphenbutazone would score you 1,778 points.

 

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Wisdom is knowing when to speak.
Humor is knowing how to make it rhyme.
Anonymous

THE SPHINX—SOME HISTORY ARCHIVES

LATE  NEWS

Whoa.

https://redstate.com/streiff/2026/04/02/pete-hegseth-gives-the-army-chief-of-staff-his-walking-papers-n2200915

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/04/02/the-shrieking-commences-as-islamic-society-of-milwaukee-president-detained-by-ice-n2200907

More terminations ?

https://nypost.com/2026/04/02/us-news/pam-bondi-speaks-out-for-the-first-time-since-getting-youre-fired-treatment-from-trump/

https://redstate.com/smoosieq/2026/04/02/breaking-report-bondi-out-n2200901

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/04/02/pam-bondi-reportedly-isnt-the-only-one-on-the-chopping-block-n2673857

The IRGC are like the Democrats, they will use illegal means to stay in office.

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2026/04/02/trump-drops-jaw-dropping-video-of-irans-tallest-bridge-being-destroyed-taunts-them-to-make-a-deal-n2200904

*****

AMERICA RETURNS TO DEEP SPACE.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/04/01/artemis-ii-blasts-off-marking-americas-return-to-deep-space-n2673824

TRUMP SPEAKS ON IRAN.

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/04/01/trump-lays-out-final-phase-on-iran-stone-age-warning-sets-clock-n2200881

*****

Funny

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/03/31/outsmarted-sfpd-and-chp-box-in-huge-biker-mob-trying-to-take-over-bay-bridge-dozens-arrested-n2200839

*****

DHS

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/04/01/the-dhs-shutdown-is-ending-but-heres-the-catch-n2673807

*****

The average tax refund is 10.9 percent higher this year.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/03/31/refund-amounts-soar-by-double-digits-as-americans-take-advantage-of-new-deductions-that-dems-opposed-n2200822

*****

This is who Americans are fighting.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/30/us-news/michigan-dem-told-staffers-to-be-silent-on-khameneis-death-because-of-sad-voters-in-shock-audio-leak/

*****

Somaliland wants to give Ilhan Omar a present.

https://pjmedia.com/catherinesalgado/2026/03/28/republic-of-somaliland-asks-us-to-extradite-ilhan-omar-there-to-face-justice-n4951173

Speaking of Ilhan, and Tucker when he was an American.

A great idea.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/30/scott-bessent-fraud-whistleblower-reward-n2673627

*****

Get America out of NATO.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2026/03/31/the-french-straw-just-broke-natos-back-n2200809

*****

NATIONAL

A good deal.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/03/29/apples-400m-bold-new-bet-on-us-made-sensors-and-circuits-n2200755

Does he look like a New York politician ?

https://nypost.com/2026/03/30/us-news/sexual-assault-caught-on-camera-at-valenica-whole-foods/

California population changes.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/03/31/go-east-young-man-western-county-sees-disastrous-population-loss-as-residents-flee-blue-state-policies-n2200803

*****

Mamstinky

https://nypost.com/2026/04/01/opinion/mamdanis-child-care-boondoggle-reveals-who-rates-in-nyc/

*****

The History Editor:   Are you taking a break from politics, LL ?

The Rear View Mirror Cat:   I sure am.    Here are a few of our history archives.

https://tolleystopics.com/2025/04/19/beautiful-flashbacks-from-yesteryear-part-5/

D.C. has more secrets than Battle Creek has Corn Flakes.

https://nypost.com/2025/05/11/us-news/secret-passage-under-capitol-floorboard-leads-to-hidden-tunnel-video-shows/

A long way back.

https://colonialquills.blogspot.com/2015/03/george-washington-bullet-proof.html

Pop culture.

https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/TmsahlXby7c?playlist=TmsahlXby7c&autoplay=1&iv_load_policy=3&loop=1&start=

*****

Try Vanilla Bean.

https://theonion.com/nation-doesn-t-have-anything-left-to-enjoy-once-scented-1847739531/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

*****

Use the lines on Democrat voters.

https://babylonbee.com/news/terrorists-give-up-after-three-hours-in-tsa-line

https://redstate.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Caught in the Web: Visualization of a Black Hole Merger in the Tarantula Nebula
Illustration Credit & Copyright: Artwork: Carl Knox (OzGrav, Swinburne University of Technology);
Astrophotography: Blake Estes & Christian Sasse, iTelescope.net; Text: Cecilia Chirenti (NASA GSFC, UMCP, CRESST II)

Explanation: How can we see what is invisible? Black holes are not easy to see in the dark cosmic night, but astronomers can find them by analyzing their gravitational effects on matter, light and spacetime. The featured image shows an illustration that combines a simulation of a black hole binary system in its final “death-dance” with an astrophotography image of the Tarantula Nebula in the background. Even though black holes don’t emit light, they distort the path of light rays, acting like a gravitational lens. As a result, the nebula appears extremely distorted, forming Einstein rings and multiple images. Tarantula Nebula lies in the Large Magellanic Cloud, a dwarf galaxy that is one of the satellite galaxies of the Milky Way, 160,000 light-years away. That is more than 1,000 times closer than any of the binary black hole mergers detected so far. We’ll probably never detect a merger so close to home!

Tomorrow’s picture: pixels in space

Bible Verse

What were JFK’s last words?

Good Morning Smiles

Fun Facts…Games & Pastimes Part 1

The oldest known chess set dates from 900 CE. It was made in India.

The proper name for the hobby of collecting stamps is philately, while a stamp collector is a philatelist.

Other words for collectors and enthusiasts include an arctophile (a collector of teddy bears), deltiologist (a collector of post cards), phillumenist (a collector of match boxes), tegestologist (a collector of beermats) , and scripophile (a collector of stock and share certificates).

Chess is a compulsory school subject in Armenia.

In the Polish version of Scrabble, Z is worth one point.

There are around 1,000 possible openings to a game of chess.

The character on the front of a Monopoly box is called Milburn Pennybags.

The character you operate on in a game of Operation is called Cavity Sam.

The murder victim in a game of Clue is called Mr. Boddy (but was called Dr. Black in the United Kingdom version, Cluedo.)

 

 

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

It’s not about having time,
it’s about making time.
Unless it’s for lunch, then we make time.
Anonymous