Dollars For College

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My college son texted me a request for additional funds. He ended his text with “PLZ”.

I asked him why he used the abbreviation. He said it was shorter than writing please.

I replied with, “No.”

He asked why. I said it was shorter than writing yes.

The cost of beer….

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A conversation between a man and woman. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply, but then she is speechless after he ask only one simple question. l bet this happens more often than not:

Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about three

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately  $5400 correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No.

Man: Where is your airplane?

THE SPHINX—-THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH

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The Editor:  What is happening at Ringling Brothers, LL ?

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/01/15/509903805/after-146-years-ringling-bros-and-barnum-bailey-circus-to-shut-down

Off To Join The Circus Cat:    They are closing the doors.  They couldn’t find a way to  treat the animals humanely.

http://stylecaster.com/celebrities-who-got-naked-for-peta-ads/slide18

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/humane

http://www.humanesociety.org/issues/abuse_neglect/

Here are some last memories of the circus.

http://www.circusfire1944.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Geostationary Highway through Orion
Image Credit & Copyright: James A. DeYoung

Explanation: Put a satellite in a circular orbit about 42,000 kilometers from the center of the Earth and it will orbit once in 24 hours. Because that matches Earth’s rotation period, it is known as a geosynchronous orbit. If that orbit is also in the plane of the equator, the satellite will hang in the sky over a fixed location in a geostationary orbit. As predicted in the 1940s by futurist Arthur C. Clarke, geostationary orbits are in common use for communication and weather satellites, a scenario now well-known to astroimagers. Deep images of the night sky made with telescopes that follow the stars can also pick up geostationary satellites glinting in sunlight still shining far above the Earth’s surface. Because they all move with the Earth’s rotation against the background of stars, the satellites leave trails that seem to follow a highway across the celestial landscape. The phenomenon was captured last month in this video showing several satellites in geostationary orbit crossing the famous Orion Nebula.

Tomorrow’s picture: moon plane

Jury Duty

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To the irritation of the judge, a man was trying to be excused from jury duty. “Tell me,” began the judge, “is there any good reason why you cannot serve as a juror in the trial?”

The man replied, “I don’t want to be away from my job that long.”

“Can’t they do without you at work?” demanded the judge.

“Yes,” admitted the juror. “But I don’t want them to realize it.”

THE SPHINX—-ANIMALS AND FAREWELL

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Animal Cat:   Here are some animal stories.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/01/06/Donkey-declines-to-jump-fence-uses-problem-solving-skills-instead/7491483733607/?spt=hs&or=on

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/01/06/Idaho-man-uses-warm-breath-to-free-sparrow-with-feet-frozen-to-metal-pipe/7991483736113/?spt=rln&or=3

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/01/06/Kittens-climb-swinging-hay-net-to-make-friends-with-horses-at-Alberta-farm/3561483737974/?spt=rln&or=1

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/01/06/Penguins-play-on-slide-carved-from-ice-at-Chinese-theme-park/3351483737159/?spt=rln&or=2

Here is a goodbye,  there is no legacy.  The only things to note his passing through is a carrot garden and ginger bread crumbs.   Even Jimmy CAAArter was a better president.  The fox wins.