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Fun Facts…Games & Pastimes Part 3

Games resembling checkers have been played for over 5,000 years.

The Russian chess player Garry Kasparov became the youngest World Chess Champion  in 1985 when he was just 22 years old…but the world’s youngest  chess grandmaster was crowned in 2021: American player Abhimanyu Mishra was just 12 years old at the time.

In a game of Scrabble, K is the only tile worth five points.

At the very beginning of a game of chess, there are eight possible ways to put your opponent in mate within just two moves.

The highest possible break in a game of snooker is 147 points. At the 1997 World Championships, British snooker star Ronnie O’Sullivan scored 147 in just five  minutes and 20 seconds.

There are more possible games of chess than there are atoms in the known universe.

In 2015, the official French-language Scrabble championship was won by New Zealander Nigel Richards. He didn’t speak French and had only started to learn the French word list two months before the competition. 

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

A bank is a place that will lend you
money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
Bob Hope

THE SPHINX—-QUESTIONS

Baby Trump discusses address to America.

Rubio repairs the toilet on Artimis.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HE3Y-RubIAAT7xk?format=jpg&name=medium

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This judge needs some guidance about free speech.   The world doesn’t rotate around him.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/01/us-news/texas-judge-nathan-milliron-orders-attorney-to-appear-in-court-after-criticizing-him-for-berating-it-worker-in-viral-video/

This one is a Democrat operative.

https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/04/01/judicial-activism-run-amok-obama-judge-orders-trump-to-make-illegals-legal-again-yeah-no-n2426690

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Check your shipping cost.  The delivery cost is often more that the product.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/31/business/mcdonalds-customers-fed-up-with-surprise-charge-for-online-orders/

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Oh, look.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2026/03/30/missiles-in-shipping-containers-irans-disguised-warships-destroyed/

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She can have prison-sex.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/30/us-news/glamorous-leader-of-orgasm-cult-onetaste-learns-fate-for-grooming-employees-to-have-sex-with-clients/

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NATIONAL

Another Schumer-Joe child rape victim–just include every Democrat except Fetterman.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/31/ky-illegal-kidnapped-and-assaulted-12-year-old-n2673697

Gavin Newsom and the mayors involved should have worked this out years ago.   The wind is part of living in some areas.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/04/01/bad-neighbor-trump-puts-state-farm-other-companies-on-blast-for-horrendous-response-to-la-fires-n2200853

Anywhere beats D.C.

https://www.newsmax.com/us/forest-service-utah-brooke-rollins/2026/03/31/id/1251442/

Take a listen.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/03/31/fidel-castros-grandson-is-a-capitalist-says-he-would-make-a-deal-with-president-trump-n2673684

This is one reason I will NEVER support the Democrat party.

https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2026/04/02/obama-appointed-judge-keeps-democrats-january-6-witch-hunt-alive-n4951360

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Mamstinky—They elected him.    Where are the law abiding citizens marching ?????

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2026/04/02/mamdani-hammered-for-statement-on-infant-shot-and-killed-in-his-nyc-should-be-ashamed-n2200890

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The Moderator Editor:    Our first question is, are you still pessimistic about America, LL ?

The Answer Cat:   Yes.    The federal and state governments are corrupt, especially in the Blue states.  Some examples,  I mean billions of dollars, not millions.

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2026/03/25/chicago-mayors-amazingly-cruel-and-tone-deaf-anti-ice-stunt-n2200627

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/03/25/vance-freezes-70-la-providers-as-federal-crackdown-hits-california-hospice-fraud-system-n2200639

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/03/25/double-standard-dems-back-expulsion-before-now-quiet-on-new-fema-fraud-scandal-n2673453

With laws ignored, and no rules enforced in schools Democrats have raised 20 years of criminals.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/03/25/what-has-happened-to-americas-youth-ca-mobs-trashing-of-convenience-store-has-become-all-too-common-n2200638

https://www.foxnews.com/us/repeat-offender-nears-100th-arrest-after-theft-spree-drugs-wild-high-speed-chase-police

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2026/03/25/house-democrat-admission-on-not-funding-dhs-n2200636

The midterm elections might indicate which way America is going.   It will take a lot of money to correct.

Nancy Pigleosi is a suspected carrier from 10 years ago.

https://theonion.com/epidemiologists-confirm-first-airborne-transmission-of-mar-a-lago-face/

https://www.washingtontimes.com/

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Go to a Springsteen concert.

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-ways-to-toughen-up-your-wimpy-kid

https://www.breitbart.com/

Positive Affirmations…Identity & Worth

Identity & Worth

I am loved with no conditions attached.
“Nothing can ever separate us from God’s love.” –Romans 8:38–39

 My worth doesn’t depend on my success or mistakes.
“You are precious and honored in my sight.” –Isaiah 43:4

 I was created on purpose and for a purpose.
“We are God’s masterpiece, created…to do good things.” –Ephesians 2:10

 I am fully known and still fully accepted.
“Before a word is on my tongue you, Lord, know it completely.” –Psalm 139:4

 God delights in me more than I can imagine.
“He will take great delight in you; in his love he will rejoice over you.” – Zephaniah 3:17

 My failures don’t define who I am.
“If anyone is in Christ, they are a new creation.” –2 Corinthians 5:17

 I carry the image of God in every part of who I am.
“God created mankind in his own image.” –Genesis 1:27

 I am completely forgiven—past, present, and future.
“He has removed our sins as far as the east is from the west.” –Psalm 103:12

 I am never beyond healing or redemption.
“He makes all things new.” –Revelation 21:5

 I am being made new day by day.
“Though outwardly we are wasting away, inwardly we are being renewed day by day.” –2 Corinthians 4:16

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Hello World
Image Credit: NASA, Reid Wiseman, Artemis II

Explanation: From pole to pole our fair planet is captured in this snapshot from space, an evocative image from a window of the Orion spacecraft Integrity. From the spacecraft’s perspective the Sun is moving behind Earth’s bright limb along the lower right. Africa and the Iberian peninsula are in view on the pale blue planet’s surface, while aurorae crown Earth’s south and north poles at top right and bottom left. Commander Reid Wiseman took the historic picture on Artemis II mission flight day 2 (April 2), after the completion of the planned translunar injection burn. That burn boosted the spacecraft out of Earth orbit, sending Integrity and crew on a trajectory that will take them around the Moon and back again. That’s a journey humans last made over 50 years ago.

Tomorrow’s picture: starburst spiral

Bible Verse

 When I have troubles in my mind, so that I am afraid, you help me to be happy again.

MEMES

I always wonder what was really in that bag of Skittles that these Bizarre Freaks consume!
-MST-

 


That is a great trick…now DEPORT the self-confessed Illegal Alien.
-MST-

 


Forgive my honesty, but every time I hear the name Ketanji, I think someone with a colorful feathered skirt and a bone in their nose is about to break out in a wild dance.
-MST-

 


It appears that someone left the gate open at Sesame Street!
-MST-


Well…that is the way it worked in the past! I took what seemed to be a short nap, woke up and found out that now somehow these Fruit Loops have been magically rigged into government positions.  Someone needs to find that Genie, shove her back into her Wine Bottle and weld the top shut!
-MST-

Fun Facts…Games & Pastimes Part 2

The word TWELVE is worth 12 points in a game of Scrabble.

Originally, snooker only had five colored balls (red, yellow, green, pink and black). The blue and brown balls were added later.

The line a darts player must stand behind to throw is called the oche.

The most productive set of letters in a game of Scrabble is AEINRST. It can be rearranged to play nine different seven-letter words: anestri, antsier, nastier, ratines, retains, retinas, retsina, stainer, and stearin.

There is around a 15% chance that the seven tiles you pick out of the bag at the start of a game of Scrabble will be able to spell a seven-letter word.

Chess has been played for at least 1,500 years. But the alternating black and white board was only introduced in the late 11 th century. 

Potentially, the highest-scoring word that can be played in a game of Scrabble is the chemical name oxyphenbutazone. That would mean playing your seven tiles across eight tiles already located on the board, in such a way that you hit all three possible triple-word scoring squares in a row! In the unlikely event that that would indeed happen, oxyphenbutazone would score you 1,778 points.

 

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Wisdom is knowing when to speak.
Humor is knowing how to make it rhyme.
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