Health, money and time are like toilet paper.
Easy to waste when there’s plenty; but priceless
when down to the last pieces.
Mesmos

A PERFECT HOLLYWOOD AD.

https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2026/05/10/is-this-the-most-effective-political-ad-in-history-n4952691

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Some people make bad decisions.

https://www.breitbart.com/health/2026/05/09/photo-patient-zero-who-died-hantavirus-outbreak-had-visited-rat-infested-argentine-landfill-city-end-world/

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Some Georgia corruption.   Citizens should recall or ostracize the mayor and his wife.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/08/us-news/georgia-mayor-fires-entire-police-force-for-upsetting-his-wife/

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You can take the politician out of Chicago, but not Chicago out of the politician.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/05/07/if-you-thought-the-obama-library-was-ugly-hes-doubling-down-on-that-with-what-hes-selling-there-n2202088

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More California corruption.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2026/05/06/feds-move-in-on-las-macarthur-park-teach-karen-bass-a-lesson-in-the-process-n2202078

Cruise ships should avoid countries where hantavirus is known to exist.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/05/07/more-on-the-cruise-ship-riddled-with-hantavirus-n2675575

America’s cities leave citizens to defend themselves, in broad daylight.   Just say no!!!!!!!

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/05/08/nice-work-dad-texas-father-caught-defending-his-family-as-an-illegal-tried-to-steal-his-car-n2675732

You are the enemy of the California government.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/05/08/sofi-stadium-union-to-fifa-forget-world-cup-security-think-of-the-illegals-n2202147

SoFi Stadium is named after Social Finance Inc. (SoFi), a financial technology company that purchased the exclusive naming rights to the venue.

Great news for North Carolina State graduates.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/10/us-news/nc-state-graduates-stunned-as-donor-anil-kochhar-pays-off-senior-year-debts-in-commencement-speech/

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The Scam Editor:    Do you have a scam that deserves its own special, LL ?

The Wolverine Cat:    I hope this involves only money from the athletic department, but I have to see it to believe it.    The University makes it seem like this firing is any different than others we read about every day.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/01/sports/it-cost-michigan-11-5-million-to-find-out-the-truth-about-sherrone-moores-affair/

Eleven and a half million dollars is a scam.    The entire football coaching staff,  10 or so, must have been corrupt.  The school’s athletic director should be fired. 

It might be a while before many fans put their heart behind the Wolverines.

Only the Country Fried Steak is missing.

https://theonion.com/mccormick-introduces-new-transdermal-gravy-patch/

https://www.lansingstatejournal.com/

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Serve peanuts on every flight.

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-tsa-finally-funded-air-travel-back-to-being-awful-for-the-usual-reasons

https://townhall.com/

https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2026/05/11/monday-morning-meme-madness-n2427872

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I LOVE NUMBER 29!
BECAUSE, I COULD NOT CARE LESS!
-SHEILA TOLLEY-

Written By: Regina Brett

1. Life is not fair, but it’s still good.

2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

4. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

5. Pay off your credit cards every month.

6. You do not have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

7. Cry with someone. It’s more healing than crying alone.

8. It is OK to get angry with God. He can take it.

9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.

10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.

11. Make peace with your past so it won’t screw up the present.

12. It’s OK to let your children see you cry.

13. Don’t compare your life to others’. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn’t be in it.

15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don’t worry; God never blinks.

16. Life is too short for long pity parties. Get busy living, or get busy dying.

17. You can get through anything if you stay put in today.

18. A writer writes. If you want to be a writer, write.

19. It’s never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.

20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don’t take no for an answer.

21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don’t save it for a special occasion. Today is special.

22. Overprepare, then go with the flow.

23. Be eccentric now. Don’t wait for old age to wear purple.

24. The most important sex organ is the brain.

25. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: “In five years, will this matter?”

27. Always choose life.

28. Forgive everyone everything.

29. What other people think of you is none of your business.

30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.

31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

32. Your job will not take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

33. Believe in miracles.

34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn’t do.

35. Whatever does not kill you, really does make you stronger.

36. Growing old beats the alternative – dying young.

37. Your children get only one childhood. Make it memorable.

38. Read the Psalms. They cover every human emotion.

39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.

40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.

41. Do not audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.

42. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.

43. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.

44. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

45. The best is yet to come.

46. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

47. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.

48. If you don’t ask, you don’t get.

49. Yield.

50. Life isn’t tied with a bow, but it’s still a gift.

The word “explode”originally meant to clap or jeer a performer off the stage. It is an etymological cousin of the word “applaud”.

The author Thomas Hardy was a keen theater fan, but the only acting role he ever played in his life was a walk-on part in a Christmas pantomime.

Arthur Miller’s father lost everything in the stock market crash of 1929.

Before he became a famous playwright, Tennessee Williams worked as a waiter, factory worker, and a caretaker on a chicken ranch. He later called his work on the chicken farm “disastrous.”

One of Williams’ earliest breaks as a writer was winning $100 in a playwrighting contest for under 25-year-olds. Except, he had lied about his age and was actually 27 at the time.

Eugene O’Neill originally hated his masterpiece play A Long Day’s Journey into night, and after completing it in 1941 admitted to a friend that he never wanted to see it published or performed.

Samuel Beckett was an accomplished cricketer.

I used to sell furniture for a living.
The trouble was, it was my own.
Les Dawson

 

Two cease fires—maybe.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/05/09/trump-announces-ceasefire-in-russia-ukraine-war-n2675812

https://redstate.com/joesquire/2026/05/09/while-ceasefire-talks-stall-the-us-is-squeezing-the-network-keeping-iran-armed-n2202163

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/05/08/irans-latest-actions-show-how-desperate-they-are-n2202158

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/05/09/russian-president-putin-says-ukraine-war-is-coming-to-an-end-n2675818

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Trump on a clean Reflecting Pool.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/05/08/trump-decimates-reporter-over-why-hes-working-to-clean-up-dc-n2202126

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Were the hospital and surgical staff certified ??????

https://nypost.com/2026/05/07/us-news/florida-surgeons-shocking-excuse-for-removing-the-wrong-organ-from-patient-killing-him/

What about certification of airport employees in Denver ?    some security.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/05/09/trespasser-killed-after-being-struck-by-frontier-airlines-jet-on-denver-runway-n2675813

https://nypost.com/2026/05/09/us-news/frontier-airlines-plane-strikes-kills-pedestrian-on-denver-airport-runway-report/

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FJB, Roy Cooper, and the Democrats.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/05/07/roy-cooper-could-be-getting-a-new-nicknameand-its-not-good-n2675712

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This has been happening for a hundred years.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/05/sports/tigers-framber-valdez-ejected-for-plunking-red-soxs-trevor-story/

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More college football news.

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2026/05/05/report-college-football-coaches-endorse-24-team-cfp-format/

Maybe they will prevent some cancer or autism.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/06/us-news/new-york-could-ban-common-ingredient-found-in-pizza-and-bagels-over-health-concerns/

This is an ugly ship.   It goes with Obama’s library.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/10/world-news/hantavirus-ridden-mv-hondius-cruise-ship-arrives-in-canary-islands-after-deadly-outbreak/

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Mamstinky.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/10/us-news/nypd-captains-transfer-after-viral-rant-shows-city-hall-has-two-sets-of-rules-for-dems-and-republicans-critics/

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The World Editor:    Readers are starting to call you the Doomsday Cat, LL.    Could you give some good news ?

The Heritage Cat:   I sure can, here are a few places selected for their unique importance to the world.

UNESCO is the United Nations Educational Scientific and Cultural Organization.

This is who they are,  it’s the best I cat-could do without involving cookies.

UNESCO (United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization) is a specialized UN agency founded in 1945 to foster peace and security through international cooperation in education, science, culture, and communication. Headquartered in Paris, it works to protect cultural heritage, improve education access, promote freedom of expression, and advance scientific research.

Some sites.

https://www.worldheritagesite.org/countries/

This should be their song.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-

And the beat goes on.

https://theonion.com/japanese-diplomat-worried-he-embarrassed-himself-in-front-of-kid-rock/

https://www.tiranatimes.com/

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The dems miss their hoods and horses.

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-deny-inciting-violence-and-say-anyone-who-thinks-they-do-must-be-eliminated-by-any-means-necessary

https://redstate.com/