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Fun Facts…Animals Part 2

1) A lion’s roar can be heard from five miles away.

2) The world’s biggest species of frog, the goliath frog of South America, can grow up to a foot in length and weigh as much as a domestic cat.

3) Archeological evidence suggests humans have kept dogs as pets for more than 30,000 years.

4) There are 40,000 muscles in an elephant’s trunk.

5) There is only one species of monkey in Europe, and they all live in Gibraltar.

6) An average adult wolf can eat as much as 20 pounds of food in a single sitting. An adult tiger can eat four times that much.

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

If you can’t be kind,
at least be vague.
Judith Martin

THE SPHINX—ALABAMA

BREAKING  NEWS 

It’s a bitter-sweet day for America.   Bitter-because a once great company that told the truth is closing their radio division.   Sweet-because they have lying to our faces for over 20 years.   As an old employee would say…

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/20/cbs-news-radio-is-signing-off-for-good-n2673181

Kamala was never mentioned in the press until Joe failed his debate and Trump was shot.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/03/20/california-democrats-say-thanks-next-as-kamala-harris-bombs-in-new-berkeley-poll-n2200449

Whoa.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/03/20/nolte-mrs-mamdanis-social-media-history-reveals-affection-terrorists-n-word/

*****

Japan’s Prime Minister gets a kick out of Joe’s White House Photograph.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/03/20/japans-prime-minister-saw-joe-bidens-pic-on-trumps-wall-of-fame-her-reaction-was-priceless-n2673153

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It is like a rat-hunt.   The terrorist IRGC want to hang on until they can regain control.   Send Supreme Leader Joe’s auto pen.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/03/19/irans-new-supreme-leader-mojtaba-khamenei-misfunctioning-not-in-control-n2200395

Another dead leader.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/03/20/irgc-spox-and-chief-propagandist-taken-out-n2200438

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/20/irgc-general-ali-mohammad-naeini-killed-n2673162

VERY GOOD.

https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/2026/03/17/iran-what-happens-when-theres-not-enough-regime-left-to-change-n4950725

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Baby Trump and St. Patrick.

Why hasn’t the Minnesota state government impeached Walz—too many are involved.

https://redstate.com/bradslager/2026/03/17/tim-walz-is-exposed-by-more-fraud-as-the-minnesota-house-votes-to-completely-eradicate-corrupted-program-n2200317

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/18/minneapolis-auto-thefts-n2673029

*****

It was a meteor.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/17/us-news/daytime-meteor-seen-over-northeast-ohio-with-boom-heard-as-far-away-as-new-york/

The money suckers never quit.

https://redstate.com/beckynoble/2026/03/16/only-skilled-volunteers-requested-to-work-at-the-obama-library-while-insiders-rake-in-six-figures-n2200285

*****

Grenell explains how the Democrats trashed the Trump-Kennedy-Center.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/03/15/ric-grenell-serves-up-a-savage-schooling-to-sheldon-whitehouse-n2200240

https://www.golocalprov.com/news/its-a-long-tradition-in-ri-whitehouse-defends-familys-membership-in-all-whi

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/sen-whitehouse-defends-membership-private-beach-club-s-allegedly-all-n1271723

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He must be a DEI Democrat.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/18/us-news/nancy-guthrie-sheriff-chris-nanos-logging-short-days-in-office-as-case-languishes/

*****

The NYT is not an American First paper.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/03/14/the-new-york-times-continues-its-love-affair-with-terrorists-n2672855

https://nypost.com/2026/03/15/us-news/israel-confirms-michigan-synagogue-attackers-brother-was-hezbollah-commander/

*****

NATIONAL

Obama’s rat hole wants volunteers instead of paying a fair wage.   Valerie Jarrett gets $740,000.00 a year.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/03/15/32340306obama-center-seeks-skilled-unpaid-volunteers-while-ceo-valerie-jarretts-salary-is-740k/

Maybe some Hollywood types will volunteer.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/03/15/rich-get-richer-hollywood-elites-treat-themselves-to-oscars-gift-bags-worth-350000-in-luxury-swag/

Everything is crooked in Minnesota.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/03/15/minnesota-elections-n2672870

The Federal government causes problems and expects the states to solve them.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/16/tx-citizenship-for-licenses-hairdressers-etc-n2672883

Google and Apple are not your friends unless you are a Socialist or Demoncrat.

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2026/03/18/sen-blackburn-on-code-red-discoveries-googles-ai-is-designed-to-smear-conservatives/

https://nypost.com/2026/03/19/business/apple-news-blasted-after-boosting-coverage-by-conservative-outlets-from-0-to-2-in-february-damage-control/

Lock him up.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/03/19/report-james-comey-subpoenaed-over-doj-grand-conspiracy-probe/

RIP—CHUCK NORRIS

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/20/chuck-norris-dead-at-86-n2673169

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Mamstinky.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/18/us-news/nycs-crackdown-on-reckless-e-biker-riders-is-over-as-mamdani-pumps-the-brakes/

Hateful voters elected the hateful couple.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/19/us-news/nyc-first-lady-rama-duwaji-deletes-old-x-account-after-posts-praising-palestinian-terrorists-using-n-word-resurface/

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The Southern Editor:   Alabama is our last state LL ?    What is happening there ?

The Another State Named For Native Americans Cat:    They have some great things to do.

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g28922-Activities-Alabama.html

State symbols.

https://statesymbolsusa.org/states/united-states/alabama

State song.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=alabama+state+song#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:38bb3c21,vid:hitvhJ4JlF4,st:0

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It must be Karma.

https://genesiustimes.com/breaking-world-shocked-as-former-prince-andrew-tragically-dies-in-car-crash-next-week/

https://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/

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Take the pirate job.

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-new-jobs-dan-crenshaw-has-his-eye-on

https://redstate.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Galaxies in the River: NGC 1300 and NGC 1297
Image Credit & Copyright: Dietmar Hager, Eric Benson

Explanation: Spiral NGC 1300 and elliptical NGC 1297 are galaxies that lie on the banks of the southern constellation Eridanus (The River). At 70 million light-years distant or more, both are members of the Eridanus Galaxy Cluster. About 100,000 light-years across, at lower left in this sharp, galaxy group photo NGC 1300 is seen face-on with a prominent central bar and grand, sweeping spiral arms. Like other spiral galaxies, including our own barred spiral Milky Way Galaxy, NGC 1300 is thought to have a supermassive central black hole. A contrast in appearance and slightly more distant, NGC 1297 is the roughly spherical large elliptical galaxy near the top of the frame. With little active star formation, elliptical galaxies are composed of older populations of stars and are likely he result of multiple collisions and mergers with spirals.

Tomorrow’s picture: farewell fair planet

Bible Verse

Fun Facts…Animals Part 1

1) The blue whale is not only the largest animal in the world, but it is also thought to be the largest animal to ever have lived on the planet!  In fact, a blue whale’s heart is the size of a car, and its tongue can weigh the same as a bull elephant.

2) Most kangaroos are primarily left-handed.

3) A hippo’s skin is so thick the animals are essentially bulletproof.

4) Giraffes have the same number of bones in their necks (seven) as humans do.

5) Each zebra’s pattern of stripes is as unique to them as our fingerprints are to us.

6) Sharks do not have bones. Their internal skeletons are made entirely of cartilage.

7) Cheetahs are well known to be the fastest land animals in the world, with a top speed of around 75 miles per hour. Even more amazing, they can reach their top running speed from a standing start in just 3 seconds.

What’s Your Sign?

I love this tin sign…It sends a great message.
-MST-

Patriot Post Memes

ON MY SOAPBOX…Time moves on

Today is the first day of my favorite season.

SPRING is here!

I am patiently waiting for my Hummingbirds to come back for their annual vacation. Spring is the season of renewal, growth, and new beginnings. It’s a time when the world awakens from its winter sleep, and nature comes alive with color, sound, and energy. From the first bloom of a flower to the return of migratory birds, spring is a season of beauty and wonder.

 Take the time to enjoy Spring.

Summer is always “nipping at its heels.”  Summer will MELT its way in on June 20.

Although the young people of today will not believe this, air conditioning was not always an option. Most of the places I worked DID NOT have air conditioning. There was a lady at one of my jobs who would say with a smile, “Just think about snow and you will feel cooler.” Smiles are free and they are appreciated. Sadly, Smiles are less abundant nowadays.

HAPPY SPRING AND BIG SMILES TO ALL!

It is no secret that I like MEMES. Each Winter, a reader of Tolley’s Topics sends me MEMES of cleverly constructed snowmen with this note: SNOWMEN FALL FROM THE SKY UNASSEMBLED.

YOU CAN SMILE ABOUT THESE THIS WINTER!