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Here we have it my friends. A picture of
The Biggest Hog at the Political Tax Trough holding a picture of
The Biggest Hog At The Political Tax Trough.

-Sheila Tolley-
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Spain needs a Trainload  Spainload of SLEEPING GAS.
-Sheila Tolley-
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Bad Night, Sleep Tight.
Have ENDLESS dreams of Mad Dog Bites.
-Sheila Tolley-
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Fauci lied and 1.2 million people in America died.
Where have the Asbestos Lawyers gone? Did they get rich enough to retire?
Where are the Fauci Class Action Lawsuits?
-Sheila Tolley-
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Astronomy Picture of the Day

NASA, ESA, CSA, STScI, JWST; Processing: A. Pagan (STScI)

Explanation: What causes unusual knots of gas and dust in planetary nebulas? Seen also in the Ring Nebula, the Dumbbell Nebula and NGC 2392, the knots’ existence was not initially predicted, and their origins are still not well understood. Pictured here is a fascinating image of part of the Helix Nebula by the James Webb Space Telescope showing tremendous detail in infrared light. The cometary knots have masses similar to the Earth but have sizes typically several times the orbit of Pluto. One hypothesis for the fragmentation and evolution of the knots includes existing gas being driven out by a less dense but highly energetic stellar wind of the central evolving star. The Helix Nebula is one of the closest examples of a planetary nebula created at the end of the life of a Sun-like star. Given a technical designation of NGC 7293, the Helix Nebula lies about 650 light-years away towards the constellation of Water Carrier (Aquarius).

Tomorrow’s picture: open space

Greatest Movie Line Ever

To Be A Good Republican….You Gotta Carry A Jackass

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Instant gratification
takes too long.
Anonymous

Fun Facts: Really? Part 13

Lifeguard Thomas Lopez from South Florida was fired after saving someone from drowning because the man he saved wasn’t technically in his assigned lifeguard area.

Polish teenager Iga Jasica unexpectedly woke up in the middle of her brain surgery and calmly asked the doctor, “How’s it going?” Amazingly, she wasn’t in any pain so they talked about cats until the surgery was over.

In 1818, when Abraham Lincoln was nine, his mother, Nancy, died of a mysterious milk sickness that was sweeping across southern Indiana. It turned out the strange disease was due to drinking tainted milk from a cow that had ingested poisonous white snakeroot.

ISIS had so much money that it was wealthier than several actual countries. The group made about one million to five million dollars a day.

Arch West, the inventor of Doritos, was buried with Doritos sprinkled over his body. 

THE UMBRELLA – A TOUCHING STORY   

One rainy afternoon, a group of protesters were gathered outside the grocery store handing out pamphlets on the “evils” of America.

I politely declined to take one.               

There was an elderly woman behind me and a young female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined.    

The young protester gently put her hand on the old woman’s shoulder and in a patronizing voice said, “Don’t you care about the children in other countries or our black children in America?”   

 The old woman looked up at her and said: “Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea, and a son in Vietnam.   

All three died so a naïve, ignorant, self-centered  bimbo like you would have the right to stand here and badmouth our country. If you touch me again,

I’ll shove this umbrella up your ass and open it.”

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THE SPHINX—TECHNOLOGY

Do it.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/01/us-news/teen-lifeguard-ryder-williams-finalizing-plans-for-white-house-visit/

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AI breaks out and goes rogue.

https://www.breitbart.com/podcast/2026/07/30/code-red-the-ai-that-broke-out-and-hacked-a-tech-company/

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Pressley and her husband are trying to replace Nancy and Paul Pelosi as go-getters.   I bet some federal money is involved.

https://townhall.com/news/amy-curtis/2026/07/30/pressley-n2680358

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Seinfeld has it right.

https://townhall.com/news/amy-curtis/2026/07/30/jerry-seinfeld-palestine-heckler-n2680384

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Freedom drivers.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/07/30/illegals-out-veterans-in-trump-launches-freedom-haulers-initiative-to-reclaim-americas-highways-n2204978

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Georgia state representatives are prosecuted.

https://townhall.com/news/scott-mcclallen/2026/07/30/suspended-georgia-lawmaker-admits-stealing-17811-in-covid-19-benefits-n2680430

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What a mess.   It sounds like Maine or Minnesota.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/31/us-news/colorado-zillow-listing-goes-viral-for-warning-buyers-they-must-remove-the-occupant-living-inside/

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If you disagree with any group it means you hate them.

https://townhall.com/news/amy-curtis/2026/07/31/ken-jennings-nyt-games-bluesky-transphobic-n2680465

New drone killers.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/07/31/new-drone-killer-ammo-turns-rifles-into-uav-killers-n2205029

WNBA

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2026/08/01/forget-the-finger-point-sophie-gives-booing-portland-fans-a-new-hand-gesture-to-cry-about-n2205055

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The Technology Editor:    Is tech moving right along, LL ?

The Curious Cat:    It sure is, read how dependable this went.

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2026/07/22/openai-says-its-ai-models-escaped-containment-conducted-autonomous-cyberattack/

It is about as dependable as the Democrats half-buttocks electric car scam.

The newest unpaid for high tech Presidential POS.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/07/23/report-obama-presidential-center-subcontractor-forced-to-shut-down-over-4m-nonpayment-dispute/

Truth beats technology.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/23/media/cbs-news-president-dead-meat-for-dismal-viewership-as-morning-show-notches-worst-ever-ratings/

California dreaming.

https://genesiustimes.com/argentina-claims-world-cup-title-after-late-night-mail-in-goal-surge-flips-final-at-metlife/

https://www.newsmax.com/

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The Chicago Way.

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-mayor-credits-huge-drop-in-crime-to-turning-crime-stats-chart-upside-down

https://redstate.com/

                                                                    

Bible Verse

Billy Joel just listened….