Male kangaroos flex their biceps and wrestle other males to attract female kangaroos.

The Japanese spider crab has the largest leg span of any arthropod, reaching over 12 feet in length.

Queen termites have a really long lifespan and they are the oldest termite in the colony. They can live up to fifty years and produce eggs for up to ten years.

The world’s largest specie of earthworm can be found in Gippsland in southeastern Australia. The giant Gippsland earthworm can grow as big as ten feet long.

According to Guinness World Records, the smallest dog in terms of length is Brandy, a female Chihuahua from Florida. She measures only 6 inches from the nose to the tip of her tail.

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

October 9, 2026October 4, 2026 tolleystopicsLeave a comment

Don’t compete with the internet.
Nobody is posting their failures.
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THE SPHINX—KANSAS OR NOT

October 9, 2026October 8, 2026 tolleystopicsLeave a comment

MORE HURRICANE NEWS.

https://weather.com/2026/10/08/storms/hurricane/tropical-storm-hurricane-isaias-gulf-coast-louisiana-florida

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/weather/2026/10/08/hurricane-isaias-path-tracker-forecast-spaghetti-models/92149353007/

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More Cornell.

https://nypost.com/2026/10/06/us-news/cornell-7-frat-bro-claimed-accuser-sodomized-him-and-that-school-didnt-care-he-was-sex-assault-survivor-report/

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Save money by going to Disneyland Paris.

https://nypost.com/2026/10/04/lifestyle/disneyland-paris-reaches-max-capacity-why-american-travelers-are-swarming-the-french-resort/

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Trump unveils Super Intelligence Force and more.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/10/04/trump-unveils-new-super-intelligence-force-after-white-house-accord-n2207726

https://nypost.com/2026/10/04/us-news/furious-trump-doxes-sen-tom-cotton-releases-personal-cell-number-over-bill-to-end-daylight-savings/

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England has gone Muslim.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/10/04/stunning-uk-taxpayers-now-funding-1000-hijabs-for-illegal-channel-crossers-n2207724

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Some things have no reasonable answer.

https://nypost.com/2026/10/03/us-news/georgia-singer-sky-whatley-charged-after-allegedly-slapping-woman-during-concert/

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Delinquents in Australia.

https://nypost.com/2026/10/06/world-news/shocking-video-shows-teens-on-jet-skis-capsizing-small-boat-with-children-aboard/

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True.

https://townhall.com/columnists/laurahollis/2026/10/08/cornell-case-is-a-moral-failure-n2684320

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The Middle America Editor: What is up with Kansas, LL ?

The Hero Dog: We have another hero dog. This one is in Kansas where he saved his owner companion who had fallen, and couldn’t get up. We did a special on this situation a few days ago. Keep the phone where you can reach it.

https://nypost.com/2026/10/02/lifestyle/kansas-dog-fetches-police-to-help-owner-who-fell-at-home/

Fortunately, it all worked out for the best. The dog could have been related to Toto, who was famous in 1939. Here is a short glimpse of the olden days.

A tough job, he’s many moons gone.

https://theonion.com/letterboxd-holds-seance-to-ask-james-dean-his-4-favorite-movies/

https://pjmedia.com

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Women win.

https://babylonbee.com/news/death-row-inmates-across-the-country-put-in-requests-for-all-female-execution-teams

https://redstate.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

October 9, 2026October 9, 2026 kenmitchell92Leave a comment

Stickney Crater

Explanation: Stickney Crater, the largest crater on the martian moon Phobos, is named for Chloe Angeline Stickney Hall, mathematician and wife of astronomer Asaph Hall. Asaph Hall discovered both the Red Planet’s moons in 1877. Over 9 kilometers across, Stickney is nearly half the diameter of Phobos itself, so large that the impact that blasted out the crater likely came close to shattering the tiny moon. This enhanced-color image of Stickney and surroundings was recorded by the HiRISE camera onboard the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter as it passed within some six thousand kilometers of Phobos in March of 2008. Even though the surface gravity of asteroid-like Phobos is less than 1/1000th Earth’s gravity, streaks suggest loose material slid down inside the crater walls over time. Light bluish regions near the crater’s rim could indicate a relatively freshly exposed surface. The origin of the curious grooves along the surface is mysterious but may be related to tidal stresses experienced by close-orbiting Phobos or the crater-forming impact itself.

Tomorrow’s picture: farside

Bible Verse

October 9, 2026October 9, 2026 tolleystopicsLeave a comment

And also, my Lord God, you have a faithful love. You pay back to everybody what they deserve for the things that they have done.

How Many Bricks?

October 8, 2026October 7, 2026 tolleystopicsLeave a comment

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While visiting Annapolis, a lady tourist noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand.

“What are they doing?” she asked the tour guide.

“Each year,” he replied with a grin, “the upperclassmen ask the freshmen how many bricks it took to finish paving this courtyard.”

When they were out of earshot of the freshmen, the curious lady asked the guide: “So, what’s the answer?”

The guide replied: “One.”

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Wacky & Weird Facts: Animals Part 17

October 8, 2026October 3, 2026 tolleystopicsLeave a comment

Dinosaurs often swallowed large rocks. These rocks stayed in their stomach and helped them grind up food.

Emperor penguins can dive to 1,850 feet underwater, which is deeper than any other bird, and can stay under for over twenty minutes.

Only female mosquitos bite humans and animals. Male mosquitos only feed on flower nectar.

Sea otters have skin pockets where they keep their favorite rocks to keep for cracking open mollusks and clams.

The praying mantis can camouflage itself by changing color. It can vary from dark brown to green to blend in with tree bark and leaves. This enables it to hide from predators and also sneak up on prey.

Italian Grandpa

October 8, 2026October 7, 2026 tolleystopicsLeave a comment

An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan’ you lissina me. I wan’ you to take-a my chrome plated revolver so you will always remember me.”

“But grandpa, I really don’t like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?”

“You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. ” “Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. “Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to-a you watch and say,

‘Times up?”
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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

October 8, 2026October 3, 2026 tolleystopicsLeave a comment

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder some new eyeglasses.
Jim Henson

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Male kangaroos flex their biceps and wrestle other males to attract female kangaroos.

The Japanese spider crab has the largest leg span of any arthropod, reaching over 12 feet in length.

Queen termites have a really long lifespan and they are the oldest termite in the colony. They can live up to fifty years and produce eggs for up to ten years.

The world’s largest specie of earthworm can be found in Gippsland in southeastern Australia. The giant Gippsland earthworm can grow as big as ten feet long.

According to Guinness World Records, the smallest dog in terms of length is Brandy, a female Chihuahua from Florida. She measures only 6 inches from the nose to the tip of her tail.

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While visiting Annapolis, a lady tourist noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand.

“What are they doing?” she asked the tour guide.

“Each year,” he replied with a grin, “the upperclassmen ask the freshmen how many bricks it took to finish paving this courtyard.”

When they were out of earshot of the freshmen, the curious lady asked the guide: “So, what’s the answer?”

The guide replied: “One.”

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Dinosaurs often swallowed large rocks. These rocks stayed in their stomach and helped them grind up food.

Emperor penguins can dive to 1,850 feet underwater, which is deeper than any other bird, and can stay under for over twenty minutes.

Only female mosquitos bite humans and animals. Male mosquitos only feed on flower nectar.

Sea otters have skin pockets where they keep their favorite rocks to keep for cracking open mollusks and clams.

The praying mantis can camouflage itself by changing color. It can vary from dark brown to green to blend in with tree bark and leaves. This enables it to hide from predators and also sneak up on prey.

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An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan’ you lissina me. I wan’ you to take-a my chrome plated revolver so you will always remember me.”

“But grandpa, I really don’t like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?”

‘Times up?” .

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Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder some new eyeglasses. Jim Henson

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‘Times up?”
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Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder some new eyeglasses.
Jim Henson