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Astronomy Picture of the Day

Three Galaxies in Pavo
Image Credit & Copyright: Mike Selby

Explanation: Some 190 million light-years away, far beyond the bright stars and nebulae of the Milky Way, these three galaxies are drawn together by gravity in a mesmerizing cosmic dance. Clearly distorted by galactic-scale gravitational interactions, large spiral galaxies NGC6769 and NGC6770 are seen face-on, with luminous galactic disks scarred by obscuring interstellar dust lanes. Their young blue star clusters along drawn out spiral arms are spawned in star forming regions that result from collisions of massive molecular clouds. Below, spiral NGC6771 presents a more edge-on perspective, its boxy central bulge due to tidal star streams. Of course, in the distant future a merger of the three galaxies is inevitable. At the estimated distance of this galaxy trio, known to some as the Devil’s Mask, the sharp telescopic frame spans over 300 thousand light-years within the boundaries of the far southern constellation Pavo.

Tomorrow’s picture: beach balls from Earth

Keep Smiling…Part 2

I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today, but I couldn’t find it.

If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?

Money is the root of all wealth.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.

My ability to remember song lyrics from the 60s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.

As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought dogs are easily amused. Then I realized I was watching the dog chase his tail.

First rule of cleaning while listening to music…the toilet brush is never the microphone, never!

Sometimes I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do. Other times, I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on.

The perks of being my friend is that you’ll be the normal one.

Not only did I fall off the ‘diet wagon’, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes.

I set out to lose ten pounds this month…only fifteen to go.

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Sometimes someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call these people cops.

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the furniture in the house is in place.

I thought growing old would take longer.

Sometimes the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person was born an idiot.

I finally realized it…People are prisoners of their phones, that’s why they are called ‘cell’ phones.

I wonder what people who txt “u” instead of “you” do with all the time they saved.

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Laugh at your problems.
Everyone else does.
Anonymous

Fun Facts: Funny Part 13

There’s a restaurant called “Tacsiyapo Isdaan Floating Restaurant” in Tarlac City, Philippines, where you are actually allowed to smash plates on the wall to help release pent-up anger.

No kidding, one of the top vasectomy doctors in Austin is named Dick Chopp.

According to textbooks used to teach children in North Korea, Kim Jong-un learned to drive at the age of three.

A guy named Seth Putnam wrote a song about how being in a coma was stupid, and soon after went into a coma himself. After he awoke, when asked how it felt to be in a coma, he said, “Being in a coma was just as stupid as I wrote it was.”

On April Fool’s Day in 1989, billionaire Richard Branson designed a hot air balloon to look like a UFO, and hired a dwarf in an ET costume to come out and scare whoever was near when it landed. 

 

THE SPHINX—CHILDREN MINORS UNDER 18 YEARS OLD

A HUGE WIN FOR U.S. IN WORLD CUP.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/07/01/world-cup-us-defeats-bosnia-2-0-to-advance-in-electric-fashion-n2678721

*****

Mamdinky has worked his way back to the top of The Sphinx.   You voted for him.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/02/us-news/mamdani-delays-nypd-cops-holiday-pay-ahead-of-fourth-of-july/

https://nypost.com/2026/07/01/us-news/mamdani-roasted-for-telling-new-yorkers-to-set-acs-to-78-as-nyc-heat-wave-hits/

*****

The Supremes are ‘too iffy’.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/cameron-arcand/2026/06/29/supreme-court-election-decision-leaves-trump-with-a-simple-message-n2678499

https://redstate.com/smoosieq/2026/06/29/scotus-slaughter-n2203445

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/06/29/alito-delivers-blistering-dissent-on-mail-in-ballots-decision-leaves-opportunities-for-voter-fraud-n2203832

*****

Will all of her thousands of cases get reviewed ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/06/28/colorado-dna-analyst-pleads-guilty-n2678435

*****

I’m going to start linking federal money that isn’t spent illegally.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/06/27/criminals-steal-nearly-1-million-from-federal-summer-food-program-in-massachusetts-n267842

*****

Another reason states don’t want to release data to the feds—FRAUDS everywhere.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/06/28/rfk-jr-dr-oz-over-1-million-enrolled-in-obamacare-with-no-social-security-number-n2678441

*****

Ohio celebrates Trump’s new Haitian policy.

https://www.breitbart.com/immigration/2026/06/29/springfield-citizens-celebrate-america-is-a-nation-of-laws/

Massachusetts.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/06/30/did-the-british-have-take-over-this-mass-beach-town-did-you-see-their-rule-on-flags-n2678532

*****

The Democrat Editor:   What do you think about children divorcing their parents, LL ?

The Good Vibrations Cat:   I think that if a child under 18 can approve of someone cutting off their sex organs they can surely leave their family and become wards of the state.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/06/18/nolte-california-legislature-seeks-to-let-kids-divorce-their-parents/

We saw how Biden lost track of over 250,000 children.   Thousands went to pedophiles and human slave traders.  With a shortage of money and buildings the new found Free Children could be housed with prisoners.

Here is another great idea from the Golden State.  Los Angeles wants to let illegal aliens vote.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/06/18/the-los-angeles-city-council-is-about-to-let-illegal-aliens-vote-in-city-elections-n2677935

Most national politicians begin in the cities.

Just say what you are worth, like Musk.

https://theonion.com/accidental-mention-of-guest-house-blows-years-of-subterfuge-to-conceal-familys-wealth-from-friends/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/us-iran-sign-war-ending-deal-which-enters-into-effect-2-days-earlier-than-planned/

*****

Joe is the man.

https://babylonbee.com/news/joseph-hoping-at-some-point-to-have-dream-that-doesnt-make-everyone-want-to-kill-him

https://townhall.com/

Bible Verse

 Sin will no longer have authority over you. The Law which God gave to Moses does not control your life. God’s grace now controls your life.

Keep Smiling…Part 1

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.

I changed my password to “incorrect” so whenever I forget it the computer will say, “Your password is incorrect.”

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious.

Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they’re at home when you wish they were.

Television may insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

Every time someone comes up with a foolproof solution, along comes a more-talented fool.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

When I married Ms. Right, I had no idea her first name was Always.

There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

The grass may be greener on the other side, but at least you don’t have to mow it.

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

If you ever get locked out of your
house, talk to your house calmly.
Because communication is key.
Anonymous

Fun Facts: Funny Part 12

In South Korea, you can have a plastic surgery called smile lipped, where they raise both corners of your mouth and give you a permanent smile. 

April 11th, 1954 is known as the most boring day in history. Literally not a single memorable thing happened that day on the entire Earth. No one significant died, no major events occurred, and the only interesting thing that actually happened on that day is that nothing happened on that day.

The Island of Discussion in Scotland is where, historically, those with arguments were put on the island with cheese and whiskey to sort out their problems and couldn’t leave until they came to a mutual agreement.

Former Venezuelan President, Hugo Chavez, stated that Muammar Gaddafi was welcome in Venezuela, but that Charlie Sheen was not. With a quote saying: “There are limits…”