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Fun Facts: Really? Part 4

According to researchers at the National Hansen’s Disease Program in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, the armadillo is one of the few mammals  that harbors the bacteria that cause leprosy.

Clint Eastwood was the mayor of Carmel, California, from 1986 to 1988. His salary was $200 a month.

To this day, four percent of the sand on Normandy beaches is made of shrapnel from the fight on D-Day.

McDonald’s Hamburger University trains students in restaurant management skills, and has over 275,000 graduates with a selection rate of one percent at its Shanghai Campus; this intense, week-long training program is more exclusive than Harvard.

 

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

You can’t buy happiness, but you can
buy ice cream, and that’s kind of the same thing.
Paige Lovelace

THE SPHINX—INTERESTING

The dems and the paper are racist.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/07/24/usa-today-once-again-eats-pavement-over-this-tweet-about-caitlin-clark-n2680109

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A great ad for Steve Hilton in California.

https://x.com/SteveHiltonx/status/2080307427732242839?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E2080307427732242839%7Ctwgr%5Eca97b2c7cc0dbfc7484086729dc8ed12f4d6f5fe%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fredstate.com%2Fwardclark%2F2026%2F07%2F23%2Fthis-is-the-way-watch-ca-republican-steve-hiltons-world-class-campaign-ad-n2204710

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A 14 year old hero.

https://www.breitbart.com/local/2026/07/21/montana-14-year-old-ropes-drowning-man-to-save-his-life/

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A killer.  I’m surprised Timmy didn’t fly his family over on first class.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/22/us-news/minnesota-migrant-tsegaab-binessu-allegedly-executes-3-apartment-complex-staffers-over-parking-contract-dispute/

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They should have been pumping water from the Columbia River for years.

https://pjmedia.com/david-manney/2026/07/21/seven-states-kept-arguing-as-the-colorado-river-hit-a-record-low-n4955305

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbia_River

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California.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/07/21/what-are-they-so-afraid-of-ca-ag-bontas-slippery-title-switch-tries-to-kneecap-voter-id-measure-n2204605

Thune sux.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/07/22/john-thune-continues-to-play-politics-stalling-house-cr-until-after-the-august-recess-n2204620

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A big decision in Texas.

https://www.breitbart.com/immigration/2026/07/22/texas-appeals-court-bars-judges-from-releasing-migrants-awaiting-deportation/

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The Interesting Editor:    What is interesting, LL ?

The Curious Cat:   I have some 5 star interesting items.   If you want to work 2,600 hours of overtime and make big bucks get this job.     A NYC taxpayer scam.   That’s 65-40 hour overtime weeks.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/14/opinion/nychas-465000-a-year-plumber-is-just-a-taste-of-its-massive-dysfunction/

The pipelines should have been built years ago.   I guess they needed Iran neutralized.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/14/world-news/middle-east-allies-rushing-new-pipelines-port-to-bypass-irans-grip-on-strait-of-hormuz/

How microchips are made.

I would be satisfied if every Commie Democrat lost.    When ‘The Mick’ was wrinkle free.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=satisfaction+song+rolling+stones#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:738d864e,vid:lt8pQDY51u0,st:0

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This is satire.

https://babylonbee.com/news/explosive-diarrhea-epidemic-traced-to-gain-of-function-lab-at-taco-bell-institute

https://www.somaliguardian.com/

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Is he a ‘bot’ ?

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-secure-strait-of-hormuz-by-posting-old-man-who-asks-you-3-questions-before-you-may-pass

https://hotair.com/

Bible Verse

The Elderly Woman and Her Cat

An elderly woman sitting on her porch, petting her beloved cat. A genie walks up her sidewalk. “Ma’am, you have lived a happy and simple life, I wish to grant you three wishes.”

The woman smiles, “Oh, I have to think, well, I would like to be 18 again.” The genie nods his head and she transforms into her 18 years old self. “I would like lots of money!” she wishes. He nods again and piles of gold and coins pile all beside her. The woman stops, “My cat here has been loyal and sweet, could you turn him into a young, handsome man?” The genie nods his head a third time and disappears. Turning around she sees a young man, fit, gorgeous and perfect.

“Why hello” she says coyly. He looks at her, “Don’t look at me, you had me neutered.”

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Life is a journey, not a destination.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Smooth-Talking Lawyer

A smooth-talking lawyer is defending a man accused of a minor theft. The lawyer knows his client is guilty, but he spots a technical loophole and decides to use a bold courtroom tactic.

During his final argument, the lawyer stands before the jury, looks at his watch, and says with absolute confidence, “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I am so certain of my client’s absolute innocence that I am going to prove it with a test. I know for a fact that the real thief is about to walk through those courtroom doors in exactly one minute.”

The entire courtroom goes completely silent. The jurors, the prosecutor, and even the judge all turn their heads and stare intently at the heavy wooden doors at the back of the room.

One minute passes. Then two minutes. The doors remain completely shut.

The lawyer smiles, folds his hands, and says, “See? The fact that all of you watched those doors with anticipation proves that you have reasonable doubt about my client’s guilt. Therefore, you must acquit him.”

The jury leaves to deliberate. They return just five minutes later with a unanimous verdict: “Guilty.”

The lawyer is completely flabbergasted. He storms up to the jury box and demands, “How could you possibly find him guilty? Every single one of you watched those doors!”

The jury foreperson shrugs and replies, “Oh, we all watched the doors, alright. But we noticed that your client was the only person in the entire room who didn’t look.”

Fun Facts: Really? Part 3

A UK woman named Tess Christian claims that she has not smiled or laughed in forty years, all in an effort to prevent wrinkles.

The expiration date for bottled water is actually for the bottle, not for the water in it.

In 2008, Burger King introduced a new product for the Christmas season called “Flame,” a meat-scented cologne for meat-loving men. It was promoted as the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.

After the Second World War, methamphetamines were prescribed as a diet aid and remained legal until the 1970’s.

People throw away approximately $4.5 million into fountains and wishing wells every single year.