Both Jeopardy hosts are a pain to watch. They might as well have Maxine Waters and Jerry Nadler.
It is about time.
I wish conservatives would boycott everything Disney.
The What’s Up Editor: What is up, LL ?
Clikity Clack Cat: These people thought they were held by terrorists.
Here is a real delay, from the olden days.
Here is a special on Donald Trump, falsely convicted by the media and skanky Pigwoman. Will fate ( Twitter ) move its huge hand and free The Donald ?
This is another trapped train–from 1884.
A miniature train. Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter could have been passengers. This was when I knew the Biden Administration suxed. They actually released the Carter photo.
More Georgia, USA.
Not shooting down a Chinese spy balloon is an act of treason, but we are used to that.
Maybe John Kerry worked out a secret deal.
Maybe the Commies are just surveying the land they are buying, with U.S. government permission.
So long Ilhan, you pesky little terrorist.
Mitch is a ” rich swamper “. I gave up on him when he neglected 2 Republican Senate candidates who could have won, and gave Murkowski from Alaska over 6 million dollars. I HHDNT.
A good idea. Many Democrats want 16 year old children to have the vote.
Lori ( Big Member ) Lightfoot has a reelection coming up. She can shake that booty.
The Tyre Diary. There is something fishy in the murder. Where are the radio communications, and recording of Tyre being stopped for reckless driving ?
Sarah will respond to Joey’s lies. Was Nancy spotted at the Congressional Liquor Store ?
It’s in the eye of the beholder.
Maxine is a bigot. Hopefully, this is her last mention in The Sphinx. Where is Hillgal ?
Maybe elementary schools should teach finance instead of anal sex. Would that violate the union-teacher-code ?
I realize that with 330 million people everyone in America is not a thief/crook, but that doesn’t help me trust strangers or anything on the internet.
Ron is working.
You can’t please everyone. The comments are entertaining.
Books are bad. Reading and writing will be next.
“I think one of our biggest problems today is that we have no more people who think like Will Rogers.”
“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.”
“Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people that they don’t like.”
“There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin’. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”
“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”
“There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.”
“All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.”
“I never met a man that I didn’t like.”
“Rumor travels faster, but it doesn’t stay put as long as truth.”
“Common sense ain’t common.”
“Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.”
“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.”
“Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.”
“Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects.”
“Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.”
“When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.”
“The minute you read something that you can’t understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.”
“We can’t all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.”
“A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.”
“The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.”
“If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?”
“If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can’t get us out.”
“A fool and his money are soon elected.”
“I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
“I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.”
“Always drink upstream from the herd.”
“The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”
“If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.”
“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.”
“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.”
“The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.”
“Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.”
“Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can’t buy enough to eat.”
“It takes a lifetime to build a good reputation, but you can lose it in a minute.”
“An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.”
“You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.”
“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.”
“The difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.”
“I am not a member of any organized political party — I am a Democrat.”
“If you feel the urge, don’t be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?”
“The problem ain’t what people know. It’s what people know that ain’t so that’s the problem.”
“Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re actually paying for.”
“Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.”
“There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.”
“What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.”
“There is no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.”
“The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.”
“Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it’s not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.”
“It is better for someone to think you’re a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.”
Have you ever wondered why it is OK to make jokes about:
Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it’s time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list.
So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list …
You may be a Muslim if:
You grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally
object to the use of liquor.
You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket
launcher, but can’t afford shoes.
You have more wives than teeth..
You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean.
You think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide.
You can’t think of anyone who you haven’t declared jihad against.
You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs.
You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You find this offensive.
Freedom Is not Free!
INCOMING GUNFIRE ALWAYS HAS THE RIGHT-OF-WAY!
Explanation: Centered in this colorful cosmic canvas, NGC 2626 is a beautiful, bright, blue reflection nebula in the southern Milky Way. Next to an obscuring dust cloud and surrounded by reddish hydrogen emission from large H II region RCW 27 it lies within a complex of dusty molecular clouds known as the Vela Molecular Ridge. NGC 2626 is itself a cloud of interstellar dust reflecting blue light from the young hot embedded star visible within the nebula. But astronomical explorations reveal many other young stars and associated nebulae in the star-forming region. NGC 2626 is about 3,200 light-years away. At that distance this telescopic field of view would span about 30 light-years along the Vela Molecular Ridge.
Tomorrow’s picture: moon by planetlight
A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man consults his portable GPS and replies, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolls her eyes and says, “You must be a Republican!” “I am,” replies the man. “How did you know?” “Well,” answers the balloonist, “everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’re not much help to me.”
The man smiles and responds, “You must be a Democrat.” “I am, replies the balloonist. “How did you know?” “Well,” says the man, “You don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it’s my fault.”