Bible Lesson

Rodent Removal Month

In this crazy political season, I decided a little religion might be appropriate so here is a short Bible study.

Remember what Jesus said: ‘Goats on the left, sheep on the right’ (Matthew 25:33).

Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat. They did and filled the boat with fish. John 21:6 (NIV) He said, “Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some.” When they did, they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish.”

Origin of Left and Right…I have often wondered why Conservatives are called the “right” and Liberals are called the “left”. By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) – “The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.” It surely can’t get any simpler than that.

Spelling Lesson: The last four letters in American are…I Can. The last four letters in Republican are… I Can. The last four letters in Democrats are….. Rats.  End of lesson!

Test to follow in November 2022. Remember, November 2022 is to be set aside as Rodent Removal Month.

Please share this Bible Lesson with all your friends and email buddies to help achieve that goal.

Never grow a wishbone where a backbone ought to be.

Inspirational Quotes of the Day

 Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being. –Kevin Kruse

Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans. –John Lennon

We become what we think about. –Earl Nightingale

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover. –Mark Twain

Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. –Charles Swindoll

 

Whimsical Art Part 3

 

TODAY’S BIBLE VERSE

THE SPHINX—SAVE A LIFE

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Alito explains the decision in more detail.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2022/06/23/alito-takes-a-blow-torch-to-liberal-justices-opinion-on-latest-gun-case-n2609218

Mitch McConnell should have, I kept the POS Merrick Garland off the Supreme Court, on his tombstone.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2022/06/23/biden-doj-releases-bizarre-statement-in-response-to-scotus-opinion-n2609243

I haven’t seen a wrong major prediction by Trump yet.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2022/06/24/flashback-german-leaders-laugh-at-trump-over-warning-about-dependence-on-russian-oil-n2609267

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I wish all conservatives would be tough with the media.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2022/06/24/arizona-gubernatorial-candidate-kari-lake-smacks-down-cnn-reporter-right-to-her-f-n2609262

Keep boycotting Disney products.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2022/06/23/nolte-disney-stock-collapsed-nearly-50-percent-year/

https://www.insider.com/companies-disney-owns#disney-bought-abc-in-the-90s-8

Brad was a fool.

https://nypost.com/2022/06/23/brad-pitt-admits-being-tricked-into-foolish-hunt-for-treasure/

This article is graphic.  It isn’t for the squeamish.

https://nypost.com/2022/06/23/what-its-like-to-clean-up-a-dead-body/

Liz is also a POS.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2022/06/23/liz-cheney-to-wy-dems-switch-parties-so-you-can-vote-for-me-in-the-gop-primary-n2609239

This isn’t new, but to some readers it will be.

https://nypost.com/2022/06/23/elvis-presleys-manager-controlled-the-king-not-a-good-man/

This is a good policy. Giant foreign companies have been buying our precious farmland for years.

https://nypost.com/2022/06/23/bill-gates-purchase-of-north-dakota-farmland-has-locals-livid-official/

Jeopardy is too WOKE.

https://nypost.com/2022/06/23/jeopardy-screwed-up-again-and-fans-are-mad-as-hell/

Where did Biden find housing his over 2 million illegals ?

https://nypost.com/2022/06/22/crazy-nyc-rental-market-fuels-lines-to-see-tiny-apartment/

Trump is right in this.  He had to go because he wasn’t a life long politician , bought off by lobbyist, China, and the MSM.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/06/25/donald-trump-changes-fake-news-to-corrupt-news/

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This is Schumer before he goes over to MSNBC for his morning makeup job.

https://www.theonion.com/argentina-confirms-hundreds-of-demons-hid-out-in-nation-1848887574

These can help in everyday life.

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/11-common-survival-mistakes-that-can-get-you-killed?utm_source=pocket-newtab

https://www.nationalreview.com/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI-_PSvoSj-AIVMGxvBB2DvgReEAAYASAAEgKndPD_BwE

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This is a recap of Biden’s thoughts for one night, sent in by Willow The White House Cat.  In this short documentary, Joe is being reminded to get the troops out of Kabul before they are stranded.

https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-blindsided-by-event-his-wife-only-told-him-about-every-day-for-past-month

Two Mars employees were saved from a chocolate vat in Pennsylvania.  After a brief rest they were sent to the big ovens to be roasted and toasted.

https://nypost.com/2022/06/09/2-workers-fall-into-chocolate-tank-at-mars-plant-in-pennsylvania/

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Red Cross Editor:  Is it save a life week/month, LL ?

The Red Crescent Cat:  It sure is, either or both.  The life you save may be your own.  It is a book title and was a Public Service Announcement (PSA) in the olden days.

This guy had ” IT ” in the 1950’s.  He was The Rebel Without A Cause.  Natalie Wood was also in the movie.

https://www.latimes.com/local/obituaries/archives/la-me-james-dean-19551001-snap-story.html

https://www.exponent.com/experience/james-dean-accident-reconstruction/?pageSize=NaN&pageNum=0&loadAllByPageSize=true

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An Iditarod racing dog, feared dead, returns to checkpoint.

https://www.theonion.com/iditarod-dog-found-safe-months-after-disappearing-from-1849036717

It was discovered later that the the racer had a rendezvous with Yukon King, The Wonder Dog.

The warmer climates also see major problems.

Lifeguards are having a tough time.  It might be the new Red Cross procedures.

https://www.theonion.com/red-cross-unveils-new-just-let-me-choke-sign-1849024640

https://www.theonion.com/nationwide-lifeguard-shortage-could-postpone-thousands-1849016477

California might be the only place where they can make over $250,000.00 a year, and keep all the drugs that wash ashore.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/adamandrzejewski/2021/03/27/top-paid-la-lifeguards-earned-up-to-392000-in-2019/?sh=592317a40129

Flying Over America

The Bronze Statue

Image result for statue of a bronze rat

A Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, “How much for the bronze rat ?”

“Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the story,” said the wise old China-man.

The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. “I’ll just take the rat, you can keep the story”.

As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster.

A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.

Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward San Francisco Bay.

Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.

Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay.

Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat and were all drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown.

“Ahhh,” said the owner, “You come back for story ?”

“No sir,” said the man, “I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat.

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Whimsical Art Part 2

Quotable Quote

 

Antique Tool Still In Use Today

Can you tell what it is?

It is a Tobacco Smoke Enema Kit.

(1750s – 1810s).

The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient’s rectum for various medical purposes, but primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims.

A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke into the rectum.

 The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration.

Doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “blowing smoke up your ass.”

If you are in the USA, you are most likely aware, this odd tool is still heavily used by the Liberal Democrat Party today!

 It is more commonly known as the “Biden Trumpet.”