Day: May 2, 2026
Carson’s Clappers
Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom
Worrying is like paying a debt
that you don’t owe.
Mark Twain
THE SPHINX—SUCCESS

This is a partial POS.
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DO IT. Let them R&R in Greenland.
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A repeat. New York City is broke.
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A choice of the people.
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Let’s watch them crash.
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The Supremes approve the Texas redistricting map.
https://www.breitbart.com/news/supreme-court-clears-texas-to-use-new-gop-favored-congressional-map/
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American voters get what they vote for.
Comey is indicted again.
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Another win for freedom from the cesspool of New Jersey.
Walz is a plain everyday criminal.
Justice—-everyone wants it unless it applies to themselves.
Poor IRGC.
So long Brian, we hardly knew thee.
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Mamstinky is a Democrat Socialist. They act like 9 year old pouting kids.
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The Success Editor: What is success about, LL ?
The Yes You Can Cat: Things that are/were successful recently. The first has to do with space.
Elon forgot to read Obama’s BS philosophy.
This has been a great accomplishment, especially after slime-ball Swalwell resigned. His actions were about as secret as Joe Biden’s mental health. They were not reported until he became a liability to the Democrat Party. Maybe the fed charges will get Cherfilus-McCormick some time in the Federal Big House.
https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/cherfilus-mccormick-scandal-ethics-hearing/2026/04/21/id/1253693/
Defeating the Crockett woman in the Texas primary was great.
Keep your records, or companies like Enterprise-National car rentals will rob you.
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Those NYT rascals.
https://genesiustimes.com/ny-times-wins-pulitzer-for-nailing-3-out-of-4-words-in-nato/
https://www.washingtontimes.com/
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Get motorcycles.
https://babylonbee.com/news/cyclists-shocked-dismayed-to-learn-vehicles-also-allowed-to-use-roads
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