A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.

Student: “Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?”

Professor: “Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn’t be a professor, would I?”

Student: “OK. So I’d like to ask you a question. If you can give me
the correct answer, I will accept my marks as they are. If you
can’t give me the correct answer, however, you’ll have to give me an “A”.

Professor: “Hmmmm, alright. So what’s the question?”

Student: “What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and
neither logical nor legal?

The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can’t crack the answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student’s failing mark
into an “A” as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.

The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all
afternoon, but still can’t get the answer. So finally he calls in
a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer: “What is legal but not logical,
logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?

To the professor’s surprise (and embarrassment), all the students
immediately raise their hands.

“All right” says the professor and asks his favorite student to answer “It’s quite easy, sir” says the student “You see:

You are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical.

Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal.

And your wife’s lover failed his exam but you’ve just given him
an “A”, which is neither legal, nor logical.”

I must stop asking:  How stupid can you be?
People seem to be taking it as a challenge.
-Sheila Tolley-

(1) Isn’t it weird that in America our flag and our culture offend so many people, but our benefits don’t?

(2) Only in America are legal citizens labeled “racists” and “Nazis” but illegal aliens are called “Dreamers.”

(3) Liberals say, “If confiscating all guns saves just one life, it’s worth it!” Well then, if deporting all illegals saves just one life, wouldn’t that be worth it?

(4) I can’t quite figure out how you can proudly wave the flag of another country but consider it punishment to be sent back there.

(5) The Constitution: It doesn’t need to be rewritten; it needs to be re-read.

(6) William F. Buckley said: “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other points of view and are then shocked and offended when they discover there are other points of view.”

(7)  ‘Need’ now means wanting someone else’s money. ‘Greed’ means wanting to keep your own. ‘Compassion’ is when a politician arranges the transfer.”

(8) Florida has had 119 hurricanes since 1850, but some people always insist that now they are due to climate change.

You can’t fix stupid…. I don’t care how much duct tape you use!

 

The S in Harry S Truman’s name did not stand for anything. It was meant as a tribute to both of Truman’s grandfathers, both of whom had middle names starting with S.

Before he became an actor (and long before he worked in politics) Ronald Reagan worked as a lifeguard. 

President Grover Cleveland once worked as a hangman.

When he took office in 1901, Theodore Roosevelt was the youngest person ever elected president at the age of 42.

William McKinley was once portrayed on an American $500 bill, but the McKinley bill was discontinued in 1969.

In 1910, William Howard Taft became the first sitting president to throw the opening ceremonial pitch at a Major League Baseball game.

Woodrow Wilson had just two years political experience as governor of New Jersey before he was elected president in 1912.

“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.”
 Winston Churchill