Be a pineapple:
Stand tall, wear a crown,
and stay sweet on the inside.
Anonymous

Senator Kennedy advises Obama and Colbert to get a motel room.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/05/08/comedy-gold-sen-kennedy-mocks-lovefest-between-fawning-host-and-obama-get-a-motel-room-n2202123

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A two times mother.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/05/07/karoline-leavitt-announces-birth-of-daughter-viviana-god-is-good/

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Hochul is caught lying.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/07/us-news/hochul-set-to-announce-deal-on-nys-budget-with-a-little-more-help-for-mamdani-nyc/

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Iran can’t be trusted–PERIOD.   Their word is as good for as long as a carrier–group remains nearby.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/donald-trump-iran-conflict-nuclear-weapons/2026/05/06/id/1255459/

Curb doesn’t mean stop or quit.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/curb

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Do you think that Mayor Bowser gave instructions ????????   She just retired to be with her family.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/05/06/dc-police-finally-hold-those-accountable-for-cooking-the-books-on-crime-data-n2675609

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Ketanji is a national treasure.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/05/05/justice-alitos-just-took-ketanji-brown-jackson-to-the-cleaners-n2675532

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Good luck.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2026/05/04/kamala-harris-said-what-about-la-mayor-karen-bass-n2202006

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Musk will take us to Mars.

https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/2026/05/04/spacexs-last-big-test-was-all-wet-n4952477

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Rubio is getting on-the-job training from be Pope.

https://www.breitbart.com/faith/2026/05/04/vatican-confirms-marco-rubio-will-meet-pope-leo-xiv-on-may-7/

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School administrators need training.   Victims should be able to sue them individually, no taxpayer liability.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2026/05/04/phoenix-family-suing-school-after-sexual-assault-n2675496

Has Pharaoh Ramses 2 been rediscovered ?

https://nypost.com/2026/05/04/science/archaeologists-uncover-massive-artifact-depicting-pharaoh-thought-to-have-challenged-moses-in-exodus/

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The regular season doesn’t mean much.

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2026/05/07/report-ncaa-votes-to-expand-march-madness-tournament-for-men-women-to-76-teams/

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The Current Events Editor:    What is happening in America, LL ?

The Weekly Reader Cat:    Will Jack Daniel’s Whiskey wind up like Budweiser, owned by a foreign company ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/04/28/jd-takeover-n2675185

Maybe the owners or Trump will stop the merger.

Here is a success story.   Actors on the ‘Friends’ rerun shows make 20 Million bucks per episode.

https://pagesix.com/2026/04/28/entertainment/lisa-kudrow-divulges-staggering-amount-friends-cast-still-makes-on-residuals/?_gl=1*40rl11*_ga*NTg1MzMxMTkyLjE3NzIyMTkxMjU.*_ga_0DZ7LHF5PZ*czE3Nzc0MDExOTkkbzY0JGcwJHQxNzc3NDAxMjAwJGo1OSRsMCRoMA

A favorite BBQ chain closes.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/29/business/smokey-bones-bbq-abruptly-shuts-us-restaurants-after-filing-for-bankruptcy/

This is a tough one.   Trump might swap Minnesota for Ellesmere Island in Nunavut, with Canada.  It is only 16 miles to the 51st state Greenland.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_municipalities_in_Nunavut

https://tolleystopics.com/2026/01/27/the-somali-waltz/

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Enroll before Mitch McConnell passes to the other side.

https://theonion.com/aarp-releases-strong-april-jowls-report/

https://www.washingtontimes.com/

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It is amazing.

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-still-stumped-as-to-motive-of-gunman-with-manifesto-titled-why-im-going-to-kill-donald-j-trump

https://www.breitbart.com/