Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

The difference between who you are and
who you want to be is what you do.
Bill Phillips

THE SPHINX—THE RACES

Nice.

https://townhall.com/political-cartoons/margoliscox/2026/05/26/214258?hpnl=true

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Does Puerto Vallarta have a serial killer ?

https://nypost.com/2026/05/25/world-news/serial-killer-fears-as-three-women-found-dead-in-puerto-vallerta/

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CBS is still a rat hole.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/05/25/cbs-news-host-tried-goading-two-medal-of-honor-winners-into-bashing-america-heres-what-happened-n2676617

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The Disney Board of Directors have lost touch with reality.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/05/23/disney-wants-fcc-to-classify-the-view-as-bona-fide-news-interview-program-for-equal-time-exemption/

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/05/25/nolte-record-low-opening-for-disneys-mandalorian-and-grogu/

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Are they still getting BILLIONS of U.S.Federal Tax money ????

https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2026/05/23/gottheimer-harvards-continued-to-fail-on-antisemitism-like-its-their-strategy-need-to-look-at-their-foreign-funding/

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What a bunch of Dung Beetles.   They take after their U.S. Senators.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/23/us-news/conn-community-college-graduation-spirals-out-of-control-after-two-families-erupt-in-vicious-brawl/

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If your government won’t protect you, protect your family before they are killed.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/22/us-news/fla-woman-50-ripped-apart-by-neighbors-pit-bulls-who-were-known-to-terrorize-the-neighborhood/

The school administrators are stupid, and are teaching your kids to act stupid.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/25/us-news/tennessee-high-school-graduations-held-in-torrential-rain-spark-outrage/

A close race.

https://www.indycar.com/news/2026/05/05-24-500-race-lead

Alaska Man.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/05/25/alaska-man-monday-doggie-update-dumb-drunks-and-memorial-day-n2202652

Dems just hate America.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/05/25/anti-ice-activists-go-off-the-rails-in-newark-member-of-congress-is-also-there-n2202693

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The Winning Editor:     How do the midterms look, LL ?

The Real Races Cat:    I’m tired of politics, here are a few interesting races.

The first 4 minute mile.

A NASCAR race.

Secretariat at the Belmont stakes.

The Ancient Race.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LVp4tvl5O4&list=PLgGlTguenMtgDyD4IUmS90w-eQmXYWggH&index=7

The Executive Producer was Lady Diana’s companion, killed in the same car crash.

Massie sux.

https://genesiustimes.com/breaking-cow-claims-thomas-massie-offered-her-5k-in-cow-money-to-hide-his-popeyes-love/

https://www.bbc.com/news/england/london

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I’d walk a mile for a Camel.

https://babylonbee.com/news/kids-excited-to-learn-of-cool-alternative-to-vaping-called-smoking-cigarettes

https://www.newsmax.com/