Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

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THE SPHINX—UFO

California mushroom poisoning.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/deadly-mushroom-poisonings-california-mark-223422895.html?guccounter=1

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Two Navy aircraft collide at air show.

https://www.newsmax.com/us/air-show-idaho-incident/2026/05/17/id/1256564/

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Give them 6 months in port.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/05/16/uss-gerald-r-ford-now-docked-in-norfolk-after-longest-deployment-since-vietnam-n2202395

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This is more accurate than the MSM lies.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/15/us-news/trump-and-xis-footing-was-a-big-tell-on-how-their-historic-china-summit-went-body-language-expert/

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This is interesting but, is useless because they lie, steal, and cheat.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/14/opinion/beware-democrats-sneaky-independent-midterm-gambit/

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The NYT is trash.

https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2026/05/14/nolte-israel-announces-defamation-suit-against-the-new-york-times-over-dog-rape-smear/

It’s a sad story when The Supremes have to do the Department of Commerce’s job.

https://redstate.com/beccalower/2026/05/14/scotus-freight-brokers-n2202347

This would be ‘mucho’ fun.    The Republicans should donate some money to both Democrats.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/05/15/what-if-dems-are-shut-out-of-the-ca-gov-race-newsom-says-theres-a-break-the-glass-contingency-plan-n2676129

Virginia fails to ‘go around their own Constitution’.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/05/15/supreme-court-just-delivered-devastating-news-for-dems-in-their-redistricting-fight-n2676090

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Primary Boebert.  A repeat.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/16/us-news/trump-threatens-weak-minded-boebert-with-primary-after-she-campaigns-for-massie/

Axios reports that Cuba has drone planes.

Austin is a liberal-Democratic dung heap.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/05/18/teens-gone-bad-three-juveniles-nabbed-in-terrifying-austin-texas-shooting-spree-that-left-4-injured-n2202431

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The Mars Editor:    What’s up with UFO, LL ?

The Venus Cat:    The Pentagon supposedly released all the files on Unidentified Flying Objects.   I don’t believe anything they say.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/08/us-news/pentagon-releases-dozens-of-ufo-files-trump-teased-as-very-interesting/

They don’t even mention the Roswell, New Mexico incident in 1947.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roswell_incident

Here is a video not released.

One Martian even had a TV show.

Extending a 48 minute game to 3 hours would be super.

https://genesiustimes.com/nba-unveils-most-valuable-flopper-trophy-for-western-conference-finals-winner/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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Fauci hasn’t retired.

https://babylonbee.com/news/dr-fauci-reports-amazing-results-in-gain-of-function-research-at-new-cruise-ship-laboratory

https://www.breitbart.com/