I’ll take door number One, Monty.
The other 3 should be welded shut!
-Sheila Tolley-

Nazi Platner thinks he stands a chance with the Democrat perverts because he has  breasts larger  than Cher.
-MST-

Politicians…how pitiful. When a roll call is taken in congress,
they don’t know whether to respond with
“Present” or “Not Guilty.”
-MST-

My hair was that horrible shade of blue once, I quit using Lady Clairol and started going to a professional hair dresser.
-MST-

JD Salinger had an early draft of The Catcher in the Rye in his bag with him when he took part in the Normandy Landings  in 1944. 

John Steinbeck’s original manuscript for Of Mice and Men was eaten by a dog.

Carrie, Stephen King’s debut novel, was fished out of his trash bin by his wife after he originally discarded it.

Despite popular belief, there are not 1,001 stories in the Arabian Nights collection. The 900 or so stories instead were said to have originally been read over 1,001 nights.

In an early version of Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Raven,” the bird that repeatedly croaks “nevermore” was going to be a parrot. A meeting with Charles Dickens convinced Poe to change his mind, as Dickens had a pet raven at the time.

Bibliosmia is the name given to the scent of old books.

Harry Potter creator, JK Rowling, is popularly said to be the first author in history to make $1 billion from book sales alone.

Ray Bradbury’s original title for his classic novel Fahrenheit 451 was The Fireman.

Jane Austen’s original title for Pride and Prejudice was First Impressions.

I can resist anything  except temptation.
Oscar Wilde

When you want to make a strong promise, never use extra words. Do not say, ‘I promise by heaven,’ or ‘I promise by the earth.’ Do not use any extra words like that. When you say ‘yes,’ that should be enough. When you say ‘no,’ that should also be enough. If you say more than that, God will say that you are guilty.