I have always found that simple answers work best. So…for the Fools at Disney, the idiotic liberal teachers, the brain-dead parents and The White House Staff, here is your answer: -Sheila Tolley-
A U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a small boat rowing towards Texas. The Captain gets on the megaphone and shouts, “Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?”
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, “Gringo, we are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800s.”
The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter. The Captain finally catches his breath, gets back on the megaphone and asks, “Just the four of you?”
The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, “No senor, we are the last four. Thanks to your President Biden….the other 21 million are already there.”
“John Thompson was home alone when he had both his arms ripped off in a farming accident.
However, he still managed to get up and dial for help by holding a pencil in his mouth. He survived and both his arms were reattached.”
A farewell to an entire species: this is a photo of the very last male Northern White Rhino. (2018)
This is what a sunset looks like from space.
“These so-called wine windows were used by vintners in Italy to sell wine during plague pandemics in the 17th century. Now they are coming back to use due to coronavirus.”
This is no ordinary flower – it’s the first flower grown in space.
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