ON MY SOAPBOX…Just Humming Along

 

I have just filled my first hummingbird feeder for the year. Well, I dd not actually fill it, but I did partially fill it with some sugar water for my little friends who may show up in the near future. Last year, they appeared on March 18, which is tomorrow. So I figure they are Irish Hummingbirds with a Saint Patrick’s Day hangover.

My Calico cat sits by the window, looking out, as if she knows what is going on. I will tell you this, my hummingbirds have me on their little Hummingbird GPS and they know exactly where to stop. They are like Santa Claus looking for the good cookies.

I love my little hummingbirds. As I sit at my computer, I subconsciously watch for them. My peripheral vision sees every wasp, bubble bee and sparrow that invades my Annual Hummingbird Flight Path.

This video is from my friends last year. I will keep you posted….you come back now, Ya hear!

Show & Tell At Our Congressional Nursing Home

Watch as the speaker tries to complete a sentence. You can almost hear “The Little Engine That Could” huffing itself up the little mountain in the background….I think I can, I think I can. She also does her own sign language interpretations, have you noticed that? She almost becomes airborne a couple times. Once again, she is practically orgasmic when she discusses “taking out the tanks.”

Most important….watch as she exits after her speech. If she had the steps of Air Force One available…and she could fall up them four times, beating Joe by one fall,…she becomes a viable option for a 2024 Democrat Presidential  Candidate. 

I think we actually need a taller and more secure fence around our Congressional Asylum. The inmates are making me nervous. They should at least eliminate Happy Hour before these fools are exposed to television cameras.

-Sheila Tolley-

ON MY SOAPBOX….Privilege

Jussie in case (pun intended) you have been in a coma or asleep for the past three years, let me tell you about a Con Artist named Jussie Smollett.

I know you have heard of White Privilege. That fake phrase has been circulating so loud and constantly, you would have heard it while in the deepest of comas. Dead people have probably even heard White Privilege charges and conversations.

Poor Jussie Smollett never had White Privilege. Even if it were a thing, he had no need for it. He had abundant supplies of Black, Queer, Political, Rich and Hollywood Privilege.

On January 29, 2019…Jussie dreamed up a fictional drama and selected himself to play the lead part in the movie. His drama quickly turned into a comedy revealing that he is really a very stupid person, even though a Multi-Privileded (BQPRH) Con Artist.

I will not bore you with the details of Jussie’s drama turned comedy, I know you are sick of hearing about it.

You will have the chance to see  Little Jussie’s movie one day on Michelle & Barack Obama’s Netflix channel. They are having a few unexpected production problems. Jussie  actually ended up in jail for a week after he was found guilty of 5 out of 6 felony charges. Michelle never anticipated that turn of events. They quickly swept that little episode under the BQPRH Rug of Privilege.

Now, the Lesbian mayor of Chicago, Lori Lightfoot is causing production problems. She is demanding to be the star of the movie since her package is bigger than Little Jussie’s.

Oh well, at least Little Jussie is free of jail now.

They do not have to worry about him….

BEATING HIMSELF UP OR PUTTING ANOTHER MAGA NOOSE AROUND HIS OWN NECK…

AGAIN!

 

O’Tolley’s Topics Hopes you are having a Guinness Saint Patrick’s Day

THE SPHINX—WONDERS

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If everyone in Northern Virginia, Maryland, and DC flushed their toilets at the same time it would float the ship.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/cargo-ship-stuck-marylands-chesapeake-bay-presenting-coast/story?id=83455048

USA’s woman of the year is a male, what about Lori in Chicago ?

https://redstate.com/jimthompson/2022/03/15/tuesday-cartoon-a-biological-male-is-a-usa-today-woman-of-the-year-n536137

More pay for Congress.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2022/03/15/congress-gives-itself-a-raise-n2604526

This catcher is in training for a future Congressman’s job.  He is stupid enough.  He should drink while in the dugout.

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2022/03/14/longhorns-catcher-preston-hoffart-suspended-for-drinking-from-flask-during-game/

Amazon is closing a 1,800 employee building is Seattle.  That ole sanctuary policy is working great.  The employees should sue the Mayor, Governor, and Amazon.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2022/03/14/seattle-crime-sends-amazon-packing-n2604522

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https://kyivindependent.com/

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Kamala tells the truth, we got what the Democrats promised.  Vote for them again.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/landonmion/2022/03/12/kamala-harris-says-voters-got-what-they-ordered-n2604482

The Communist Chinese Government has watched too many Dracula movies.  This movie could be Hillgal.

https://www.breitbart.com/asia/2022/03/11/deep-think-china-says-america-drawn-to-bat-coronavirus-research-because-of-vampire-movies/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoaMw91MC9k

Does anyone believe the dems or repubs are going to audit millionaire campaign contributors ?

https://redstate.com/bradslager/2022/03/12/new-analysis-shows-the-irs-audited-far-more-people-at-the-poverty-line-than-millionaires-n535130

The system is corrupt/politicized with the MSM and dems.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2022/03/14/rand-paul-introduces-a-way-to-eliminate-dr-faucis-powerfor-good-n2604520

Give someone a couple of thousand bribe and they will be fine.  It’s just like bribing the mayor.

https://nypost.com/2022/03/14/ups-missed-nantucket-ferry-reservation-window/

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Maybe your Spirit needs help.

https://redstate.com/alexparker/2022/03/11/to-a-struggling-generation-christian-tim-tebow-encourages-purpose-over-empowerment-n534567

Get job security by learning Mandarin.

https://www.theonion.com/company-celebrates-employee-s-40-steadfast-years-of-bei-1848601481

https://www.etsy.com/listing/705208708/chinese-alphabet-poster-zhuyin-pinyin?gpla=1&gao=1&

https://thefederalist.com/

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The Amish have it made.  The second link shows why they didn’t churn any butter.

https://babylonbee.com/news/amish-man-smiles-smugly-as-he-rides-by-gas-station-with-6-prices

https://tolleystopics.com/2020/06/06/amish-life/

Mitch did a good job on judges, but is a Rich Swamper.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/03/11/conservative-leaders-rally-rick-scott-11-point-plan-rescue-america/

https://www.oann.com/

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The Alice Editor:  What are some wonders, LL ?

The Nature Cat:  Here is a good choice.  The District of Columbia needs about a billion of them.

https://www.the-sun.com/news/4823008/giant-joro-spider-parachute-georgia-east-coast/

The winners this week are Lady Bugs.

https://www.mayexterminating.com/9-surprising-facts-about-ladybugs/

https://kids.nationalgeographic.com/animals/invertebrates/facts/ladybug

Wonders for rent.

https://nypost.com/2022/03/08/creator-of-strange-sell-out-airbnbs-shares-secrets-to-success/

This is for sure, a wonder.  Pigleosi probably sailed on her.

https://nypost.com/2022/03/09/ernest-shackletons-ship-found-in-antarctica-107-years-later/

The Dead Sea Scrolls are a wonder.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/who-wrote-the-dead-sea-scrolls-11781900/

Lynda Carter is a wonder.

Putin is wondering what went wrong or WHAT HAPPENED ?

Smiles for Saint Patrick’s Day

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Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he’d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised And he’s walking with a limp.

“What happened to you?” asks Sean, the bartender.

” Jamie O’Conner and me had a fight,” says Paddy.

“That little shit, O’Conner,” says Sean, “He couldn’t do that to you, he must have had something in his hand.”

” That he did,” says Paddy, “a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin’ he gave me with it.”

” Well,” says Sean, “you should have defended yourself, didn’t you have something in your hand?”

” That I did,” said Paddy.

“Mrs. O’Conner’s breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight.”

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An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.

” So,” says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?”

“Why, I’ve been to the pub of course,” slurs the drunk.

” Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few to drink this evening.”

” I did all right,” the drunk says with a smile.

“Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?”

“Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.”


Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

“Brenda, may I come in?” he asks. “I’ve somethin to tell ya”.

” Of course you can come in, you’re always welcome, Tim. But where’s my husband?”

” That’s what I’m here to be telling ya, Brenda. “There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery…”

“Oh, God no!” cries Brenda. “Please don’t tell me.”

” I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I’m sorry.”

Finally, she looked up at Tim.. “How did it happen, Tim?”

” It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned.”

“Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me the truth, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?”

“Well, Brenda…. No. In fact, he got out three times to pee.”


Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’ Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s in tears.

He says, ” So what’s bothering you, Mary my dear?”

She says, “Oh, Father, I’ve got terrible news . My husband passed away last night.”

The priest says, “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?”

She says, “That he did, Father.”

The priest says, “What did he ask, Mary? “

She says, He said, ‘Please Mary, put down that damn gun..’


A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.

The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there.

Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, “ain’t no use knockin, there’s no paper on this side either!

Pictures To Brighten Your Day

There are only seven colors in the rainbow…Part 1

Look what GOD has done with them.

TODAY’S BIBLE VERSE

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Centaurus A
Image Credit & Copyright: David Alemazkour

Explanation: A mere 11 million light-years away, Centaurus A is the closest active galaxy to planet Earth. Spanning over 60,000 light-years, the peculiar elliptical galaxy also known as NGC 5128, is featured in this sharp telescopic view. Centaurus A is apparently the result of a collision of two otherwise normal galaxies resulting in a fantastic jumble of star clusters and imposing dark dust lanes. Near the galaxy’s center, leftover cosmic debris is steadily being consumed by a central black hole with a billion times the mass of the Sun. As in other active galaxies, that process likely generates the enormous radio, X-ray, and gamma-ray energy radiated by Centaurus A.

Tomorrow’s picture: pixels in space