ON MY QUOTEBOX…Upon reflection

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“On second thought, when the quarantine ended we should not have told some people.”
-Sheila Tolley-

 

IT’S A FACT….

A WIFE ABSOLUTELY MAKES A DIFFERENCE IN A MAN’S STRESS LEVEL.

 
 
 

Both men are 75 years old… no words necessary!

Hell hath no fury…..

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!”

“I bought it today,” he says.

“With what money?” says his mother.

They knew what a new F150 cost.

“Well,” he says, “this one cost me just fifteen dollars.”

The father looks at him like he’s crazy.

“Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?” he says.

“It was the lady up the street,” says the boy. “I don’t know her name – they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy her F150 for fifteen dollars.

“Oh my Goodness!” says the mother. “Maybe she’s mentally ill or has Alzheimer’s something. John, you better go see what’s going on.”

So the boy’s father walks up the street to the house where the lady lives and finds her out in the yard calmly planting petunias.

He introduces himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new Ford F150 truck for fifteen dollars and asks to know why she did it.

“Well,” she says, “two days ago my husband left on a business trip. Yesterday I got a phone call from his boss and found out that he really ran off to Hawaii with his secretary and doesn’t intend to come back.”

“Oh, my goodness, I’m so sorry,” the father says. “But what does that have to do with my son and your truck?”

“Well, this morning he called and told me he was stranded because he got robbed of his wallet with all his credit cards and cash. He told me to sell his new F150 and send him the money. So I did.”

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THE SPHINX—REAL ESTATE

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Infoplease has great maps.  Poland seems to be the only country bordering Ukraine, that is willing to help.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/russia-lost-1000-troops-day-26400197

https://www.infoplease.com/atlas/europe

https://kyivindependent.com/

Joe and the dems want you to buy an electric car.  One problem is 4 out of 10 Americans live paycheck to paycheck.  Bernie will give two of his homes to the homeless.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/03/buttigieg-tells-americans-buy-electric-vehicles-save-money-gas-average-cost-ev-55000-video/

https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2022/03/06/u-s-crude-soars-above-130-a-barrel/

Snow Geese in  The Centennial State.

https://archives.colorado.gov/collections/symbols-emblems  

https://nypost.com/video/snow-geese-migration-is-a-beautiful-blizzard-of-birds/

Ron is protecting his children.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/03/07/florida-makes-a-move-on-covid-19-vaccination-that-is-going-to-set-hair-on-fire-n532842

Washington State union teachers are amazing.  Citizens deserve to have their kids grow up living on the streets.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/landonmion/2022/03/07/seattle-teachers-union-argues-for-maintaining-mask-mandates-until-may-to-bring-a-sense-of-safety-and-normalcy-n2604250

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Vote against anyone Biden nominates.  Again, any R who votes for Judge Jackson should be ” primaried. “

https://www.nationalreview.com/2022/02/against-judge-jackson/

Amazon opens a mental health facility.

https://www.theonion.com/amazon-transfers-insubordinate-employee-to-shifts-worki-1848588213

https://www.nationalreview.com/

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Is the color blue or green ?

https://nypost.com/2022/02/25/tiktok-users-debate-whether-family-is-wearing-blue-or-green/

More news from Amazon.

https://babylonbee.com/video/158

https://patriotpost.us/

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The Land Editor:  What are/were the big deals in real estate recently, LL ?

The Watchful Cat:  The biggest was Putin moving into Ukraine.  Europe, the European Union, and NATO didn’t seem to care.  For some reason America’s MSM wants us to go to war.  One thing continues to be true.  The only secrets in America are Obama’s school records.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/02/25/report-joe-biden-got-absolutely-played-by-china-on-russia-and-ukraine-n527746

Here is a secret video Willow took of Joe giving secrets to XI.  It was almost nap time for Joe, so he had to talk fast.

Joe talks, but only weasels listen.  When Trump talks, everyone who wants America First listens.

The only building not targeted by Putin’s Welcome Wagons was Hunter and Joe’s condominium.

Obama asks Americans to suffer higher prices from Joe’s failed Ukraine policy.  O says he will give his mansion on Martha’s Vineyard to Ukraine refugees.  If Moochelle agrees he might even move back to Kenya.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/02/24/barack-obama-urges-americans-to-unite-behind-joe-biden-and-embrace-economic-pain-for-ukraine/

I could find some poor church mice here.

https://nypost.com/2022/02/24/inside-the-church-an-ohio-family-made-its-home/

Many old Rockers and stars are down-sizing.

https://nypost.com/2022/02/24/bon-jovi-sells-manhattan-condo-for-22-million/

This looks like a California school house in which the union teachers molest 5 year old children.

https://nypost.com/2022/02/25/couples-new-home-came-with-secret-hidden-room/

I wonder if masks will be required forever.

https://nypost.com/2022/03/01/inside-the-most-insane-extravagant-converted-boeing-747-planes-around-the-world/

Bing’s old home.

https://nypost.com/2022/03/01/bing-crosbys-custom-built-home-sells-for-4m/

The Sphinx has written more articles about this building than times Hillgal has forgiven Bill.  The construction firm didn’t drill down to bedrock.  The building started sinking and tilting when the concrete trucks drove out of sight, now it is sliding.  A good name for a song.  They should change the name from Millennium to What Happened.

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/investigations/millennium-tower-foundation-is-sliding-as-building-sinks-and-tilts/2819762/

MASH is a 5 Star movie and TV show.

https://nypost.com/2022/02/24/sally-kellerman-hot-lips-from-mash-dead-at-84/

The Hooker’s Union

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A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, “Is this a union house?”

“No,” she replied, “I’m sorry it isn’t.”

“Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?”

“The house gets $60 and the girls get $40,” she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, “Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules.”

The man asked, “And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?”

“The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.”

“That’s more like it!” the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blue-eyed blonde, “I’d like her,” he said. 

“I’m sure you would, sir,” said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 80 year old woman in the corner, “but Nancy here has 40 years seniority and according to union rules, she’s next.”

Strange New Respect for…Nancy Pelosi?: Podcast – Reason.com

Now you know what’s wrong with the seniority system in the House and Senate.

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TODAY’S BIBLE VERSE

Astronomy Picture of the Day

A Flower-Shaped Rock on Mars
Image Credit: NASA, JPL-Caltech, MSSS

Explanation: It is one of the more unusual rocks yet found on Mars. Smaller than a penny, the rock has several appendages that make it look, to some, like a flower. Although it would be a major discovery if the rock was truly a fossilized ancient Martian flower, there are less spectacular — and currently preferred — explanations for its unusual structure. One theory that has emerged is that the rock is a type of concretion created by minerals deposited by water in cracks or divisions in existing rock. These concretions can be compacted together, can be harder and denser than surrounding rock, and can remain even after the surrounding rock erodes away. The flower structure may also be caused by crystal clusters. The small rock, named Blackthorn Salt, has similarities to previously imaged Martian pebbles. The featured image was taken by the Curiosity rover on Mars in late February. Scientists will continue to study data and images taken of this — and similar — surprising Martian rocks.

Tomorrow’s picture: the toucan’s star cluster