Very True….

Two States


The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor’s dog, then bites the Governor.

The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 for testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.

The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a “coyote awareness program” for residents of the area.

The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

The Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training for the nature of coyotes.

PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state.


The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging.

The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

The buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not .


ON MY QUOTEBOX…Stop calling them that

“STOP calling them Entitlements.  Welfare, Food Stamps, WIC, etc. are not entitlements. They are taxpayer-funded handouts.  They should not be called entitlements at all.

Social Security and Veterans Benefits are Entitlements because the people receiving them are entitled to them. They were earned and paid for by the recipients.

The others were not.”

-Sheila Tolley-



Go Cocks.

This is good news.

A majority of Florida Democrats support DeSantis’ protect the children law.

A couple of European Union members tell Little Fidel Trudeau to go back to Canada.

The reason Judge Jackson wouldn’t define what a woman is, is because it would throw a monkey-wrench in the whole Woke-I am what I say I am loony philosophy of the Radical Left Democrats.

I don’t believe words, photos, or anything else from the MSM.  They use more airbrushing and photoshops than the Kardashians.

Green must have identified as Becky Lynch, or maybe The Claw.


Here is a smart young woman, she got a phone that only handles calls and text messages.  They were called Brick-Phones 20 years ago.  She saved enough money to get new nose-rings.

Breaking News, Pigwoman will retire shortly, and work as a volunteer at the Helen Keller institute.

Her record shows that she treats pedophiles with leniency.

Jackson is a Woke Radical, but the dems don’t care.

Joe is a toad.


This is how Congress manages our Federal Budget.


What a cruise.

After exposure of the traitors in his first term, Trump or any other Republican should clean house.


The Great Literature Editor:   Did you find something interesting for our loyal readers, who are trying to better themselves, LL ?

Pulitzer Prize Cat:  I sure hope so, I want the Pulitzer Prize they gave Andrew Cuomo for writing that only two people died while he was mayor.  This article gives an opinion on best opening paragraphs of books.

This is a professionals list.

The meanings have changed on these words.

This is worth some type of award.

The Liberal dem scums have been trying to say for years that the word SHALL in The Constitution doesn’t mean must.  They want The Constitution to be a living document subject to changing when new judges are appointed.   Check 3-b.

Look, another best seller by a Democrat.  It’s a bribe for that special Google exemption from the law.

This is to make our readers aware of a new bunch of letters ( ESG ).


Astronomy Picture of the Day

Titan Seas Reflect Sunlight
Image Credit: NASA, JPL-Caltech, U. Arizona, U. Idaho

Explanation: Why would the surface of Titan light up with a blinding flash? The reason: a sunglint from liquid seas. Saturn’s moon Titan has numerous smooth lakes of methane that, when the angle is right, reflect sunlight as if they were mirrors. Pictured here in false-color, the robotic Cassini spacecraft that orbited Saturn from 2004 to 2017 imaged the cloud-covered Titan in 2014 in different bands of cloud-piercing infrared light. This specular reflection was so bright it saturated one of Cassini’s infrared cameras. Although the sunglint was annoying — it was also useful. The reflecting regions confirm that northern Titan houses a wide and complex array of seas with a geometry that indicates periods of significant evaporation. During its numerous passes of our Solar System‘s most mysterious moon, Cassini has revealed Titan to be a world with active weather — including times when it rains a liquefied version of natural gas.

Tomorrow’s picture: stars of the south

Oh look…A Politician IQ Test