ON MY SOAPBOX….No batteries needed

Capitalism is a wonderful thing. When I get bored, I can always think of a new adventure that will make me millions of dollars. Don’t laugh. Remember…once upon a time, Mattel made the very first Barbie Doll. Barbie was followed by Ken, friends, wardrobes, doll houses, doll house furniture, doll vehicles, etc.

Here is my idea. I am going to produce Democrat Voo Doo Dolls. Are you laughing yet? I am so excited. I have already made my first prototype. I have had a few set-backs but I will get past them.

My first doll is State Of The Union VOO DOO Nancy Pelosi.

As Pelosi’s first outfit, I chose to swath her in the same boring blue dress she wore to Biden’s SOTU Comedy Hour.

Like I said, I have had a few setbacks with my first production. As you will recall, when Biden mentioned the toxic smoke in Afghanistan, Nancy obviously had an orgasmic reaction in the background. She jumped up and started rubbing her fists together like the cannibalistic witch who was excited about throwing Hansel and Gretel into the oven.

We are all aware that Frisky Nancy is hooked on toxic smoke since she lives in California, The Land of Burning Acres. My production problem is capturing some of the California Toxic Fumes in order to jump-start Frisky Nancy’s orgasm in my Voo Doo dolls. I knew immediately that I had to strike a deal with Mother Nature and seal some confidential contracts with the most prominent California wildlife creatures.  

I chose the Rattle Snake, Black Widow and Recluse Spiders. I am not talking about those that are elected….I am speaking of the real ones. They are now making daily deliveries of toxic smoke which they have stored for years to support inventions like my new dolls. I love Mother Nature.

My next problem was a power source to maintain Frisky Nancy’s orgasms. Xi Jinping refused to sell me batteries because he loves and literally supports Frisky Nancy’s entire family. I cannot use American fuel because Biden is reserving our fuel in case Putin runs out and needs to import ours to sell back to us. What shall I do?

Let me think. I need to have a source that will never be depleted. A source that is continually renewed.

I KNOW! Democrat Bull Shit!

Let’s clean that up a little since it will not look impressive on my SOTU FRISKY NANCY VOO DOO DOLL  boxes and brochures.

Powered by DBS.

Place your orders now for the Fist-Pumping-Fast-Jumping-Biden-Humping FRISKY NANCY SOTU VOO DOO DOLL.

IT’S UNBELIEVABLY ORGASMIC!

Chuck Schumer liked my SOTU Pelosi Doll so much…that he almost clapped.

THE SPHINX—SOTU

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Your Beef Jerky might be recalled.

https://nypost.com/2022/03/06/dozens-of-beef-jerky-brands-recalled-after-listeria-found/

CAT POLITICS.  This is the best way to get Ukraine back on the freedom list.  The European Union, NATO-including America need to keep the TOTAL SWIFT SANCTIONS, and  buy nothing from Russia, including gas and oil.  Tell the government of Russia when they return to their own soil the sanctions will be lifted.  Crimea is not part of Rooskiland.  If it takes 50 years, so be it.

Those Cali voters love, Nancy, Newsom, Feinstein, Maxine, and Schiff.  Their gas should be costing $7.00 a gallon by Wednesday.

https://abc7.com/los-angeles-gas-prices-mid-city-olympic-boulevard/11625538/

Durham is still busy.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/landonmion/2022/03/05/john-durham-filing-says-former-clinton-campaign-lawyers-effort-to-have-indictment-dismissed-is-absurd-n2604169

More of The People’s Convoy.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10579387/Keep-truckin-Peoples-Convoy-enters-final-push-11-day-journey.html

Lori Lightfoot renounces her tribal ancestry, and joins California’s porn industry.  Lori of the Big Member.  She will test the army’s new equipment.

https://nypost.com/2022/03/05/army-develops-high-tech-solution-to-keep-hands-warm-without-gloves/

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These companies own Congress.

https://redstate.com/setonmotley/2022/03/02/big-tech-youtube-asks-big-gov-to-erase-the-censorship-line-n530426

You should also be wary when you hear a democrat or msm spokesperson.

https://www.theonion.com/lies-u-s-military-recruiters-are-legally-allowed-to-te-1848585697

https://patriotpost.us/

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Follow these tips and be happy again.

https://babylonbee.com/video/161

https://redstate.com/

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The State Of The Union Editor:  Why did you wait so long to report on the SOTU, LL ?

Entertainment Cat:  Nothing important was discussed. I will miss Ole Hog Pigleosi.  Let me get this out of the way.  Any empire, nation, state, district, county, city, town, municipality, or school board that would have someone like Pigelosi represent them is not a place where cleanliness or freedom exist.  She is a C word.  Here is one of her previous SOTU stateswoman acts.

On 3-1-22 she looked like she had a hog orgasm when Retardo Joe mentioned soldiers being poisoned.  She is unclean, physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually, ethically, and any other trait that separates humans from Dung Beetles.

https://nypost.com/2022/03/02/nancy-pelosi-sparks-new-sotu-meme-during-biden-burn-pits-moment/

https://redstate.com/jimthompson/2022/03/03/thursday-cartoon-pelosi-is-the-wicked-witch-of-the-west-n531261

This is my favorite clip of the old hag.  Trump cancelled her trip after the HOR members had already taken their first Oxycontin pill and had their first drink of Tequila.

Joe and the dems who support her are no better.

https://nypost.com/2022/03/01/bidens-unserious-state-of-the-union/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2022/03/02/eight-absurd-moments-from-bidens-first-state-of-the-union-address-n2604012

You can’t even escape stupidity by switching to game shows.

https://nypost.com/2022/03/02/latest-wheel-of-fortune-disaster-has-fans-screaming/

More Joe lies.

https://thefederalist.com/2022/03/01/17-absurd-lies-biden-told-during-his-state-of-the-union-speech/

When Joe said ” Let’s go get’m ” I thought he was talking about ice cream.  Nancy has a $20,000 home freezer full of $120 a gallon ice cream.  The first video is Nancy showing us how she survived the Red Death.

TODAY’S MEMES

 

Just Plain Neat Information

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Glass takes one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!

Gold is the only metal that doesn’t rust, even if it’s buried in the ground for thousands of years.

Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end.

If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. When a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

Zero is the only number that cannot be represented by Roman numerals.

Kites were used in the American Civil War to deliver letters and newspapers.

Drinking water after eating reduces the acid in your mouth by 61 percent. Drinking a glass of water before you eat may help digestion and curb appetite.

Peanut oil is used for cooking in submarines because it doesn’t smoke unless it’s heated above 450F.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

Nine out of every 10 living things live in the ocean.

The banana cannot reproduce itself. It can be propagated only by the hand of man.

Airports at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air density.

The University of Alaska spans four time zones.

The tooth is the only part of the human body that cannot heal itself.

In ancient Greece, tossing an apple to a girl was a traditional proposal of marriage. Catching it meant she accepted.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

A comet’s tail always points away from the sun.

The Swine Flu vaccine in 1976 caused more death and illness than the disease it was intended to prevent.

Caffeine increases the power of aspirin and other painkillers, that is why it is found in some medicines.

The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armor raised their visors to reveal their identity.

If you get into the bottom of a well or a tall chimney and look up, you can see stars, even in the middle of the day.

When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go. The first sense lost is sight.

In ancient times strangers shook hands to show that they were unarmed.

Strawberries and cashews are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside.

Avocados have the highest calories of any fruit at 167 calories per hundred grams.

The moon moves about two inches away from the Earth each year.

The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust.

Due to earth’s gravity it is impossible for mountains to be higher than 15,000 meters.

Mickey Mouse is known as “Topolino” in Italy.

Soldiers do not march in step when going across bridges because they could set up a vibration which could be sufficient to knock the bridge down.

Everything weighs one percent less at the equator.

For every extra kilogram carried on a space flight, 530 kg of excess fuel are needed at lift-off.

The letter J does not appear anywhere on the periodic table of the elements.

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TODAY’S BIBLE VERSE

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Moon in Inverted Colors
Image Credit & Copyright: Dawid Glawdzin

Explanation: Which moon is this? It’s Earth’s moon — but in inverted colors. Here, the pixel values corresponding to light and dark areas have been translated in reverse, or inverted, producing a false-color representation reminiscent of a black and white photographic negative. However, this is an inverted color image — where the muted colors of the moon are real but digitally exaggerated before inversion. Normally bright rays from the large crater Tycho dominate the southern (bottom) features as easily followed dark green lines emanating from the 85-kilometer diameter impact site. Normally dark lunar mare appear light and silvery. The image was acquired in Southend-on-Sea, England, UK. Historically, astronomical images recorded on photographic plates were directly examined on inverted-color negatives because it helped the eye pick out faint details.

Tomorrow’s picture: martian rock flower