ON MY QUOTEBOX….Do you have gas?

“I checked Kelly Blue Book for my car value today, and they asked if the tank was full or empty.”
-Sheila Tolley-

THE SPHINX—SPRING BREAK

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Putin is a war criminal.

https://kyivindependent.com/

The Rainers have a new weapon.

https://nypost.com/2022/03/10/ukrainians-develop-drone-that-drops-molotov-cocktails/

Poor Jussie, another victim of having no independent thought.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2022/03/11/jussie-smollett-had-a-meltdown-when-he-heard-he-was-going-to-jail-n2604427

The Chinese NFL has integrity.  I stopped watching them when I discovered they charged American taxpayers for Armed Forces Commercials.

https://nypost.com/2022/03/07/calvin-ridley-embodies-nfls-risk-with-sports-betting-deals/

Putin used a war plan made by Austin, Milley, and Joe, the architects of our Kabul disaster.

https://nypost.com/2022/03/08/top-russian-army-officials-die-as-kremlin-insiders-call-ukraine-invasion-a-clusterf-k-report/

This is sad.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2022/03/09/rep-spanberger-caught-on-zoom-call-touting-bbb-new-deal-n2604277

These goofballs should be Democratic Congressional members.

https://nypost.com/2022/03/09/ex-goldman-exec-tim-leissner-posed-as-ex-wife-for-years-in-fake-emails/

Texas is cleaning house.

https://justthenews.com/politics-policy/elections/texas-election-commissioner-resigns-after-10000-uncounted-ballots-found

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Daylight Saving Time begins at 2 A.M. Sunday Morning.  Move the hour, 1 hour ahead before going to bed Saturday night.  For our Oregon readers, many devices with computer chips will automatically adjust.

https://www.almanac.com/content/when-daylight-saving-time

Two A.M. is when the Democrats pass laws.

https://tolleystopics.com/2022/03/10/in-the-dark-of-night/

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Sphinx readers verify the msm lies.

https://nypost.com/2022/03/05/how-social-media-distorts-the-truth-about-everything-we-know/

https://www.nationalreview.com/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIkf_siMGv9gIVQWxvBB0PQAxNEAAYASAAEgJH9PD_BwE

That woman AKA, looks like HRC to me.

https://www.theonion.com/woman-promises-free-beer-pizza-for-any-friends-who-hel-1848562882

https://thefederalist.com/

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This is why the R’s need to be unforgiving if they take back any part of the government. 

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/rebeccadowns/2022/03/05/another-legal-challenge-trying-to-ban-dulyelected-gop-congressman-from-office-has-failed-n2604170

It’s not related to vaccines.

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-says-spike-in-myocarditis-may-be-linked-to-ukraine-crisis

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Zinc Oxide On My Nose Editor:

https://projectsunscreen.com/blogs/news/everything-you-want-to-know-about-zinc-oxide

The Stay In The Shade Cat:  That probably works.  In The Sunshine State they are trying to get control of the students that come down for Spring Break.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/spring-break-no-other-miami-beach-extends-curfew-control-crowds-n1261696

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10591527/Spring-Breakers-begins-Fort-Lauderdale-expects-double-not-triple-visitors.html

As you can see the young adults can be, as we say in cat-speak, frisky.  This is a particularly difficult year because the guys stand on the sidewalk or sand and yell to the girls on balconies, show your ti*s.  The authorities are fearful that Lori Lightfoot might come visiting, and the crowd will yell, show your Big Dic*.

I sure hope the news people at her press conferences don’t yell, let’s go Lori–STD–like the LGB and FJB exhibitions of appreciation for Retarded Joe.

 

BILLY

Coding & Robotics - Elementary — CodeLinkd

Billy was having trouble in school. His teacher constantly yelled at him; “You’re driving me crazy, Billy! Can’t you learn anything?” Billy’s mother met with his teacher at Fall conferences. The teacher told her Billy was a disaster, getting the lowest marks of any of her students and that she had never had such an unmotivated and ignorant little boy in all of her teaching career.

Billy’s mom, shocked at this feedback, withdrew her son immediately and moved from Detroit to Cleveland.

It was 25 years later that the teacher was diagnosed with a severe cardiac disease. Her doctors advised open heart surgery and that only one surgeon in the Cleveland Clinic could perform the procedure. The teacher decided to have the procedure, which turned out to be remarkably successful, at the Cleveland Clinic.

In the recovery room, she saw the young doctor who headed her surgical team, smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him. Instead, her face suddenly turned blue as she tried to speak and then she quickly died. The doctor was shocked, wondering what went suddenly wrong.

When the doctor turned to leave the room, he saw that Billy, the janitor at the Cleveland Clinic, had unplugged the life-support equipment to plug in his vacuum cleaner.


(Statistics indicate that if you thought Billy had become a heart surgeon there is a good chance you voted for Joe Biden.)

 

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Astronomy Picture of the Day

Point Reyes Milky Way
Image Credit & Copyright: Dan Zafra

Explanation: Northern winter constellations and a long arc of the Milky Way are setting in this night skyscape looking toward the Pacific Ocean from Point Reyes on planet Earth’s California coast. Sirius, alpha star of Canis Major, is prominent below the starry arc toward the left. Orion’s yellowish Betelgeuse, Aldebaran in Taurus, and the blue tinted Pleiades star cluster also find themselves between Milky Way and northwestern horizon near the center of the scene. The nebulae visible in the series of exposures used to construct this panoramic view were captured in early March, but are just too faint to be seen with the unaided eye. On that northern night their expansive glow includes the reddish semi-circle of Barnard’s Loop in Orion and NGC 1499 above and right of the Pleiades, also known as the California Nebula.

Tomorrow’s picture: colorful airglow

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