ON MY SOAPBOX…Come one, come all

While Donald Trump’s Presidency has been placed on pause for a short while, the whole world is watching the President of Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelenskyy.  Like Trump, Zelenskyy loves his country.

If I were to take a survey and ask: What person best represents the opposite of President Zelenskyy? What would be your answer?

Most Americans would say Vladimir Putin.

I disagree. I do not even classify Putin as a person. People have souls. Our soul is the part of us that consists of our mind, character, thoughts, and feelings. Putin has shown that he has no soul. He is without a conscious, heart,  or empathy. He is a ruthless, selfish, cold blooded murderer. He needs to be eliminated like a rabid animal for the atrocities he is causing in Ukraine.

In my opinion the person who would be the opposite  of the admired Zelenskyy, is our very own president, Joe Biden.

Think about it. Biden inherited a country with three major deterrents already in process to defend our southern border from INVASION.

1) The Border Wall…which Donald Trump had to fight like Hell to start building.

2) ICE…The U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, federal law enforcement agency to protect the US from  cross-border crime and illegal immigration.

3) Remain In Mexico Policy… Negotiated by Donald Trump…policy allowing migrants with asylum claims to await their asylum hearings in Mexico.

What did Goofy Joe do on DAY ONE of his regime? He created a Welcome Mat for Illegal Immigrants to COME ON IN…America is open for you. Remember the tall stack of executive orders which America-Hating Biden signed? He probably developed Carpal Tunnel Syndrome from signing all those ANTI-AMERICAN documents.

That was not enough aggression against America to satisfy the DemoCzar. After his illegal masses gathered for him, he moved them under the cloak of darkness to distribute them around our country. Covid was not a problem with Illegals, remember? The more Covid they spread, the better the Democrats liked it. Why? Because they could take our tax money to fund the Greatest Scam in the history of our World…COVID. With Fauci and China working together, they managed to shut down the entire world. 

To top it off…now, as the midterm elections draw nearer, Old Joe has changed his tune….he wants the border closed.

Perhaps he is afraid some illegal immigrants will escape and return home before he can convert them into Democrat voters.

 

 

I MISS MY PRESIDENT!

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Astronomy Picture of the Day

A Lion in Orion
Image Credit & Copyright: Maroun Mahfoud

Explanation: Yes, but can you see the lion? A deep exposure shows the famous dark indentation that looks like a horse’s head, visible just left and below center, and known unsurprisingly as the Horsehead Nebula. The Horsehead Nebula (Barnard 33) is part of a vast complex of dark absorbing dust and bright glowing gas. To bring out details of the Horsehead’s pasture, an astrophotographer artistically combined light accumulated for over 20 hours in hydrogen (orange), oxygen (blue), and sulfur (green). The resulting spectacular picture captured from Raachine, Lebanon, details an intricate tapestry of gaseous wisps and dust-laden filaments that were created and sculpted over eons by stellar winds and ancient supernovas. The featured composition brings up another pareidolic animal icon — that of a lion’s head — in the expansive orange colored gas above the horse’s head. The Flame Nebula is visible just to the left of the Horsehead. The Horsehead Nebula lies 1,500 light years distant towards the constellation of Orion.

Tomorrow’s picture: oddly inverted moon

Old Butch

Sarah was in the fertilized egg business.  She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

She kept records and any rooster not performing was replaced.This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters.  Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing.  She could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

Sarah’s favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this morning, she noticed old Butch’s bell hadn’t rung at all. When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To Sarah’s amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring.  He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.

Sarah was so proud of old Butch that she entered him in a show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the “No Bell Peace Prize”, they also awarded him the “Pullet Surprise” as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.  Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren’t paying attention?

Vote carefully in the next election.  You can’t always hear the bells.

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THE SPHINX—STUFF

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The Iditarod Race started yesterday.  This article was planned for the 5th, but Lightfoot’s Big D delayed the report.  She was born 2,000 years late.

The race is to honor a delivery of serum to a snowed in Nome from Fairbanks Alaska.         

https://www.alaskavisit.com/events/annual-events/annual-iditarod/

You can’t call AAA.

https://tolleystopics.files.wordpress.com/2022/03/1705.jpg

The mushers will wear sweaters, like Jimmy CAAARRTER, in the 1970’s to keep warm.  That will show those Rooskies.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2022/03/04/turn-down-thermostats-to-fight-the-ruskies-europeans-told/

I hope the Republicans are making notes on this Russian buddy-buddy crap.

https://redstate.com/streiff/2022/03/04/joe-bidens-defense-department-cancels-a-long-scheduled-missile-test-because-of-offending-the-russians-they-need-for-an-iran-nuclear-deal-n531713

Ron keeps defending America.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2022/03/04/ron-desantis-goes-nuclear-after-reporter-yells-gotcha-question-on-parental-rights-bill-n531698

FJB.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/rebeccadowns/2022/03/05/iran-deal-n2604177

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/03/06/joe-biden-spits-on-us-allies-to-secure-a-deal-that-makes-no-sense-n532374

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This is a great article.  Liberal BS in sanctuary states/cities, and our criminal justice system will never work.  The rich push the BS, but fly their private planes, live behind gated communities, and are exempt from the law.  I wonder how many Ukrainians wish Trump was back with his mean tweets ?

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2022/02/25/nc-governor-caught-in-flagrant-rules-for-thee-moment-during-electric-vehicle-promo-event-n527786

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/02/25/blue-state-blues-how-trump-stopped-putin-and-why-bush-obama-and-biden-failed/

https://tolleystopics.com/2022/02/25/please-come-and-take-a-walk-with-me/

Biden is a tough monkey.

https://www.theonion.com/u-s-imposes-single-painful-economic-sanction-on-self-j-1848590756

https://thefederalist.com/

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Portugal has the waves.

https://nypost.com/2022/02/25/fearless-surfers-take-on-portugals-terrifying-big-waves/

Everyone who has reached puberty knows their parents hate them.

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-signs-your-parents-are-oppressing-you

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The International Geopolitical Editor:  Did you personally check out the tyrant, Putin, invading Ukraine, LL ?

Fly Me Cat:  I sure did, Amigo sent me in a special POD to avoid wearing a mask and getting a vaxx.  Next time I’m flying on a private jet, no more cheap accommodations for me.

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TIGE:  For our new readers, what are your qualifications?

This is me in the Iraq War, and catching Saddam Hussein.

https://www.lolhome.com/funny-picture-1087575513.html

https://i0.wp.com/plancksconstant.org/blog1/image/sub1/saddamscat.gif?resize=250%2C288

I would like to take care of this retarded C word.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/landonmion/2022/02/25/pelosi-says-its-important-to-understand-the-brilliance-of-bidens-response-to-russian-invasion-of-ukraine-n2603825

These young women are stupid for not calling in sick or changing to another school.  Stand up for yourself–your school is a woker.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2022/02/28/upenn-officials-reportedly-ignore-complaints-about-lia-thomas-nudity-in-womens-n2603923

An Italian Funeral

A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking in single file.

The Jewish man couldn’t stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the dog and said: “I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I’ve never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?”

“My wife’s.”

”What happened to her?”

“She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her.”

He inquired further, “But who is in the second hearse?”

“My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her and killed her also.”

A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood and silence passed between the two men.

The Jewish man then asked “Can I borrow the dog?”

The Italian man replied, “Get in the line.”

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A wife solves her husband’s problems…..

old car

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems.

All Sales Final

Image result for clip art really ugly mens suit

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he had some very good news for him.

“Guess what, sir.” The clerk said. “I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we’ve had so long.”

“Do you mean that repulsive yellow-and-red thing?” The manager asked.

“That’s the one”!

“That’s great.” The manager cried. “I thought we’d never get rid of that monstrosity. That had to be the ugliest suit we’ve ever had. But tell me. Why is your hand bandaged?”

“Oh.” The clerk replied. “After I sold the guy that suit, his guide dog bit me.”

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The Bathtub Test

Image result for teaspoon tea cup and bucket

 

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a person should be institutionalized. “Well,” said the director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.

“Oh, I understand,” I said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

“No,” said the director, “A normal person would pull the plug.

“Do you want a bed near the window?

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TODAY’S BIBLE VERSE