Wanna go to Hooters for lunch?

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Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to Michigan, the other to Florida.

They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach to play golf.

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At age 30, they finish their round of golf and go to lunch.

“Where you wanna go?”

“Hooters.”

“Why?”

“Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks, and the tight shorts, and the legs …”

“OK.”

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Ten years later at age 40 they meet and play again.

“Where you wanna go?”

“Hooters.

“Why?”

“Well, you know, they got cold beer and the big screen TVs and everybody has a little action on the games.”

“OK.”

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Ten years later at age 50 they meet and play again. “Where you wanna go?”

“Hooters.”

“Why?”

“The food is pretty good and there is plenty of parking.”

“OK.”

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At age 60 they meet and play again.

“Where you wanna go?”

“Hooters.”

“Why?”

“Wings are half price”

“OK”

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At age 70 they meet and play again. “Where you wanna go?”

“Hooters.”

“Why?”

“They have 6 handicapped spaces right by the door.”

“OK.”

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At age 80 they meet and play again. “Where you wanna go?”

“Hooters.”

“Why?”

“We’ve never been there before.”

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Don’t erase the line……

I believe in miracles….

WE  LIVE  ON  A  BLUE  PLANET  THAT  CIRCLES  AROUND  A  BALL OF  FIRE  NEXT  TO  A  MOON  THAT MOVES THE OCEANS…AND  YOU  DON’T BELIEVE  IN  MIRACLES?

 

 

 

Life Without Petroleum

Sunday Golf…..

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The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf:

So, he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and convinced him to say Mass for him that day.

As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away.

This way he knew he wouldn’t accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish.

Setting up on the first tee, he was alone.

After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church!

At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed. “You’re not going to let him get away with this, are you?”

The Lord sighed, and said. “No, I guess not.”

Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole.

It WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE!

St. Peter was astonished.

He looked at the Lord and asked. “Why did you let him do that?”

The Lord smiled and replied. “Who’s he going to tell?”

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THE SPHINX—MIDDLE AGES

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Ole Alec is a scummy Hollywood Liberal, elite snob, hate America, combination of O.J. Simpson, Bill Cosby, and Jussie Smollett.   LGBaldwin.

https://nypost.com/2022/03/11/alec-baldwin-denies-responsibility-for-killing-halyna-hutchins/

Here is a dramatization of Alec saying ” I don’t know nothing about loaded guns. “

https://kyivindependent.com/

This is good news.

https://www.reuters.com/world/us-lift-russias-most-favored-nation-status-pelosi-2022-03-11/

What a trip.  I wonder where the drugs came from ?  These are Biden’s cadets.

https://nypost.com/2022/03/11/six-florida-spring-breakers-overdose-on-fentanyl-laced-cocaine/

https://nypost.com/2022/03/12/florida-cops-make-arrest-in-connection-to-west-point-cadets-od-on-laced-cocaine/

The dems are trying to steal more offices.  The media are dem employees.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2022/03/10/more-than-27-000-mail-ballots-in-texas-were-reportedly-flagged-for-rejection-n2604376

Vote Democratic.

https://nypost.com/2022/03/10/inflation-costs-average-us-household-296-more-per-month/

Ron is right about the Commie Disney Group.  America Firsters should boycott Disney.  They are pedophile supporters.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/03/10/ron-desantis-lights-disney-on-fire-after-its-faux-outrage-over-parental-rights-bill-n534434

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/disney/2022/03/11/id/1060830/

Bowser is a  Democratic POS.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2022/03/11/what-did-she-say-heres-the-braindead-remarks-dc-offered-about-the-latest-fatal-n2604411

Impossible, Biden tries to blame record gas prices on Putin, not Trump.

https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2022/03/11/gas-prices-soar-record-high-fifth-consecutive-day/

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Here is more evidence that the ancients were smarter than the BLM arsonist and democrats.

https://www.theonion.com/historians-trace-catholic-practice-of-eating-fish-on-fr-1848611935

https://thefederalist.com/

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The Babylonians were pretty tough in the ancient days.

https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-who-cowered-under-government-oppression-for-2-years-urge-ukrainians-to-die-for-freedom

https://www.newsmax.com/

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The Gothic Editor:  What does the Middle Ages have to do with current things, LL ?

https://www.ravenwoodcastle.com/2015/04/21/legends-and-lore-the-gargoyle/

The Gargoyle Cat:  The Enlightenment valued science, just like Joe, except when he doesn’t.

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/pop-culture-gargoyles-hidden-in-gothic-architecture?utm_source=pocket-newtab

The first loyal reader to send a photo of a gargoyle that most favors Nancy or Schumer wins a trip to Peking and some Nike shoes.

If crows can change, maybe in 17 million years democrats have a chance.

https://www.theonion.com/crows-evolve-new-blond-look-concluding-17-million-year-1848607696

Jumping ahead a few hundred years government officials are trying to figure out how to change SPACE WEATHER.

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/whoops-humans-made-a-space-barrier-around-earth?utm_source=pocket-newtab

This is a Gothic-lite house.

https://nypost.com/2022/03/04/historic-hudson-mansion-with-rare-widows-walk-asks-just-1m/

Obama and Moochelle must be busy at Netflix.

https://redstate.com/brandon_morse/2022/03/07/netflix-turns-the-wokeness-up-to-11-with-a-race-and-gender-swap-in-a-show-about-vikings-n532777

This is Joe and the Democrat’s America.

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TODAY’S BIBLE VERSE

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Colorful Airglow Bands Surround Milky Way
Image Credit & Copyright: Xiaohan Wang

Explanation: Why would the sky glow like a giant repeating rainbow? Airglow. Now air glows all of the time, but it is usually hard to see. A disturbance however — like an approaching storm — may cause noticeable rippling in the Earth’s atmosphere. These gravity waves are oscillations in air analogous to those created when a rock is thrown in calm water. Red airglow likely originates from OH molecules about 87-kilometers high, excited by ultraviolet light from the Sun, while orange and green airglow is likely caused by sodium and oxygen atoms slightly higher up. While driving near Keluke Lake in Qinghai Provence in China a few years ago, the photographer originally noticed mainly the impressive central band of the Milky Way Galaxy. Stopping to photograph it, surprisingly, the resulting sensitive camera image showed airglow bands to be quite prominent and span the entire sky. The featured image has been digitally enhanced to make the colors more vibrant.

Tomorrow’s picture: star hatchery