Good Night Now…Centerfield

Finally, some honesty in big buck hunting stories

Below is a picture of the new world record whitetail buck. It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker’s sister’s uncle’s best friend’s son-in-law’s niece’s hairdresser’s neighbor’s ex-boyfriend’s oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a .22 cal. rifle.

Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers, and six Jehovah’s Witnesses in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot. It has also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant.

All this has been checked and confirmed by my friends at Snopes.

Honestly and Sincerely,
Joe Biden

Made In America

Here he is….

Mini Mengele and his Democrat Flock Of Fools.
-Sheila Tolley-



Twitter Head Censor is retiring and moving to China.  Rumors say he will become a Kung Fu Priest like Master Po.


Nick Saban tells Alabama fans to have a little class.  As things turned out, 2 points are as good as 20.

GoFundMe wants to stay on your good side.

The Salvation Army only wants Woke Money.  If you have some racist money send it to me and I will cleanse it before forwarding to the SA.  If that doesn’t work for you send it to Hunter/Joe Biden, they are the best at laundering money.


San Francisco is out of drinking water.

The Wayback Machine returns us to 1941.


The Print & Pixel Editor:  Is this your annual Communication Seminar, LL ?

Zoom Cat:  It sure is, here are some tips.  Don’t give speeches if you are retarded.

How about letting your goofy-press-people tackle some serious issues ? 

Hire some Asians, maybe even some Taiwanese to show China who is boss.

A great future in communication can belong to your stupid voters with a little encouragement.

When your news people complete LGBTQI school send them to our finishing school.  We will teach them how to take bad news and pain.  It will come in handy when the Ruskies invade Ukraine and China invades Taiwan.

The only things missing are the internet and Smartphones.





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Astronomy Picture of the Day

In Motion: Uranus and Moons
Video Credit: David Campbell (U. Hertfordshire), Bayfordbury Observatory

Explanation: What’s that moving across the sky? A planet just a bit too faint to see with the unaided eye: Uranus. The gas giant out past Saturn was tracked earlier this month near opposition — when it was closest to Earth and at its brightest. The featured video captured by the Bayfordbury Observatory in Hertfordshire, UK is a four-hour time-lapse showing Uranus with its four largest moons in tow: Titania, Oberon, Umbriel and Ariel. Uranus’ apparent motion past background stars is really dominated by Earth’s own orbital motion around our Sun. The cross seen centered on Uranus is called a diffraction spike and is caused by light diffracting around the four arms that hold one of the telescope‘s mirrors in place. The rotation of the diffraction spikes is not caused by the rotation of Uranus but, essentially, by the rotation of the Earth. During the next few months Uranus itself will be visible with binoculars, but, as always, to see its moons will require a telescope.

Tomorrow’s picture: the blood moon band