Finally, some honesty in big buck hunting stories

Below is a picture of the new world record whitetail buck. It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker’s sister’s uncle’s best friend’s son-in-law’s niece’s hairdresser’s neighbor’s ex-boyfriend’s oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a .22 cal. rifle.

Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers, and six Jehovah’s Witnesses in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot. It has also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant.

All this has been checked and confirmed by my friends at Snopes.

Honestly and Sincerely,
Joe Biden

Made In America

Here he is….

Mini Mengele and his Democrat Flock Of Fools.
-Sheila Tolley-

TODAY’S MEMES

 

 

This poor dog has a fool for a master

TODAY’S MEMES

 

 

Today’s Dennis the Menace….Little Harold

The Misadventures of Little Harold

 1.    A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, ‘Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!’ After a few seconds, Little Harold stood up. The teacher said, ‘Do you think you’re stupid, Harold?’ ‘No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!’

 2.    Harold watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. ‘Why do you do that, mommy?’ he asked. ‘To make myself beautiful,’ said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. ‘What’s the matter, asked Harold ‘Giving up?’

 3.    The math teacher saw that Harold wasn’t paying attention in class She called on him and said, ‘Harold! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?’ Harold quickly replied, ‘NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!’

 4.    Harold’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. ‘Yes,’ said the policeman. ‘The detectives want very badly to capture him. Harold asked, “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture ? ”

 5.    Little Harold attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Harold asked, ‘Dad, why are you doing that?’ His father replied, ‘Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Harold, looking worried, said, ‘Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ….’

 

WHAT HAPPENED?

Worried Man And Question Marks 3d Illustration Stock Photo, Picture And  Royalty Free Image. Image 72651380.

I ask you to trust me once again. This will be one of the most important videos that you will EVER watch. It will answer those questions that you keep asking yourself. It will answer those queries that you would like to ask, but are not even sure how to phrase the question. I hope you will encourage your children and grand children to watch the video….ESPECIALLY those who are near college age or, Heaven Help, those who are already in the

EVIL CLUTCHES OF LIBERAL COLLEGES.

Above all, it answers the question that, as a nation, we are all asking,

“HOW DID WE GET HERE?”

-Sheila Tolley-

 

It is only 13 minutes…grab your cup of coffee and come along with me

Perhaps you are like me: Sick of looking at pictures of the spiky viruses and damn needles. Sick of these names…Pfizer, Moderna, and Johnson & Johnson. Sick of fear mongers.

I am here to remove you from all that for 13 minutes. You may hear some of the words, but I promise you beautiful scenery and a peaceful voice. All free! Why would you reject that offer.

He had my attention when he called Fauci a liar. OOPS! I gave away a secret. I believe you will enjoy this 13 minutes enough to forward it to your friends. I hope so.
My thanks to Lee Norman for this message of hope.
-Sheila Tolley-