Good Night Now…Uptown Girl

A very interesting video

I am confident this is what happened: 

The Puppet Master invited his little Dummy to his estate at Martha’s Vineyard and said:  “Okay Joe, you need to watch this speech and prepare to do the total opposite of everything he says in the video.”

His little Dummy replied, “Yes sir, Mr. Puppet Master.”

Then the Puppet Master said: “Michelle, please have your servant bring Joe a glass of Elderly Tonic with a splash of Vodka.”

-Sheila Tolley-

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If you sing it, it’s especially funny… 

Julie Andrews Turning 79 – this is hysterical!

To commemorate her birthday , actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan’s Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was ‘My Favorite Things’ from the legendary movie ‘Sound Of Music’.

Julie Andrews, Legendary Actress, Singer, and Author, Celebrates Her 86th  Birthday | A Mighty Girl

 Here are the lyrics she used: (Sing It!) 

 

Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting, 

Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, 

Bundles of magazines tied up in string, These are a few of my favourite things.

 Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses, 

Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses, 

Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings, 

These are a few of my favourite things. 

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak, When the knees go bad, 

I simply remember my favourite things, And then I don’t feel so bad. 

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions, 

No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions, 

Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,

These are a few of my favourite things. 

Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin’, 

Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin’,   

And we won’t mention our short-shrunken frames, 

When we remember our favourite things. 

When the joints ache, When the hips break, When the eyes grow dim, 

Then I remember the great life I’ve had, And then I don’t feel so bad.

 

 

POLITOONS

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Trust me…You really want to watch this

“The Left started having their meltdown even before Part One was aired. They are FREAKING OUT now. They are accusing Tucker of re-writing history because he is bringing the truth to Americans.”
-Sheila Tolley-

 

Patriot Purge | Tucker Carlson Documentary…

ON MY SOAPBOX…I was so scared


WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY

 

The strangest thing happened to me this morning. It was before daylight. I was sound asleep. I was awakened by a bumbling, clanking noise. I could not decide which direction it was coming from. At first it seemed to be at my back door. When I headed in that direction, it shifted to the front door. I am not kidding here…then it appeared to be coming from the top of my house. The strange bumbling, clanking noise was coming from everywhere. 

Then, there was a louder bumble, clank, followed by silence. The silence was more scary than the noise.

I peeked out my window. OMG! What is that on my porch covered in blood?

I cracked my door open slightly, just enough to peek out.

My friend Karma scared the hell out of me when she raised her head and said:

“Damn, Sheila…you are a sound sleeper aren’t you?”

I said, “I am sorry Karma, come in here so we can get all that blood off you and call an ambulance.”

She replied, “Karma don’t bleed, crazy lady….this is red paint and I am exhausted. I have been painting Virginia RED. That is a big state, even when I am using my big brush.”

I offered my friend some coffee which she politely refused. She said, “This is my busy season and I have many missions to complete.”

I walked my friend  to her Karma-mobile and peeked inside. I asked, “What are you going to do with all that red paint?” She waved bye. I heard her exclaim as she drove out of sight:

“That paint is for GEORGIA, so y’all better get it RIGHT!”

As I waved bye to my friend…A mighty banner unfurled from her Karma-mobile, It was so huge it barely cleared the power lines. It read:

 

LET’S GO BRANDON!

 

THE SPHINX—PRIVATE DICK

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Winners from last night.  New Jersey is too close to call.

https://www.ajc.com/sports/

https://nypost.com/2021/11/02/braves-shut-out-astros-in-game-6-to-win-world-series/

Today would be a good day to watch CNN and MSNBC for some laughs.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2021/11/03/it-was-a-bloodbath-for-democrats-last-night-and-the-liberal-media-couldnt-ha-n2598381

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This is a great article.  LGB    ( with a few more letters we would have a gay sexual organization ).

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/11/01/nolte-revolutionary-power-lets-go-brandon/

Jen is recovering.

https://www.theonion.com/sick-jen-psaki-delivers-press-briefing-from-under-blank-1847974796

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The government oversight committee can’t tell where 5 Trillion dollars went.

https://justthenews.com/accountability/watchdogs/dead-ends-systemic-transparency-failure-stymies-watchdog-tracking-covid-19

We hope Virginia voters wake up.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2021/10/29/mcauliffe-campaign-accidentally-sends-fox-an-email-revealing-effort-to-kill-their-story-n465617

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2021/10/29/the-fox-news-story-mcauliffes-team-wanted-to-kill-n2598233

https://nypost.com/2021/10/28/terry-mcauliffes-daughter-flips-off-rival-glenn-youngkins-signs/

https://thefederalist.com/

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I can’t understand this.

https://redstate.com/alexparker/2021/10/23/out-to-pasture-gender-unicorn-the-university-of-arkansas-serves-sweeter-sex-ed-n462353

The Canary Islands have a serious volcano eruption.

https://nypost.com/2021/10/31/with-no-sign-of-eruptions-end-ash-blankets-la-palma-island/

https://redstate.com/

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The Confidential Editor:  What’s the story on Private Dicks, LL ?

Undercover Cat:  With Archie, one of my best anonymous sources in New York being killed by Pit Bull dogs I have to make some operatives Private Dicks.

https://nypost.com/2021/10/23/f-the-nyc-shopcat-of-myers-of-keswick/

https://www.private-investigator-info.org/private-dick.html

That’s an old term from the last century.  Here are some examples.

TCE:  Who will train your cat-investigators, UC ?

Someone like Sam Spade.  They will report on scams like this budget that is going up not down.

https://nypost.com/2021/10/27/true-cost-of-dems-plans-7-5-trillion-and-a-lot-of-gimmicks/

If you want some religion, we have it–it’s as free as a sanctuary state killer.

https://babylonbee.com/podcast/basic/256

Racine County was one of the seven counties in the 5 sanctuary states with massive criminal conduct.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/10/28/racine-county-sheriff-absentee-ballot-voting-election-statute-not-just-broken-but-shattered-by-wisconsin-elections-commission/

Peter Gunn was a great TV Private Dick.

 

TODAY’S MEMES

 

 

Photos to lighten your mood…Part One

Animal Friendships…Part Five

Friendship Between A Horse And Husky

 

Goat And Sheep Friends

 

A Cat And Rat Are Best Buddies

 

Rescue Fox And A Bulldog Become Inseparable And Form A Real-Life “The Fox And The Hound” Friendship