No need to worry, my fellow Americans, a 3,000 mile extension cord comes with each new electric car. You simply plug it into your fossil-fuel-fed electrical outlet at home before leaving for work, vacation or to go all the way across America.
Word on the street is that Clown Biden & Associates have placed the order with China for the 286 million extension cords necessary for American drivers.
I sure hope Xi Jinping sends our extension cords by plane. It could be bad news if they get caught up in Biden’s Boat Parade in the Pacific Ocean.
With the Liberal Global Warming Winter Season approaching, we could actually freeze to death on the way to work.
The Slur Editor: What is our slur of the week, LL ?
The Calico Cat: I’m reluctant to even mention it, much less actually print this special slur. If you are sensitive to words that can hurt, you might want to go to our weather report. Here it is.
TSE: Maybe we should print one list of slur-words, LL. It could help our befuddled loyal readers ( except in Oregon ) avoid embarrassing situations.
TCC: That’s a good idea. Some of our new readers might want to know that we have never used slurs or been owned by slave owners, like The New York Times.
One list of slurs. These are by ethnicity, take them for what they are worth. Wikipedia is a group of Christian, family, patriot, Old Glory, White, family hating Marxist, commies, socialist, beagle puppy killing, Democrats.
Tolley's Topics 