Jussie in case (pun intended) you have been in a coma or asleep for the past three years, let me tell you about a Con Artist named Jussie Smollett.
I know you have heard of White Privilege. That fake phrase has been circulating so loud and constantly, you would have heard it while in the deepest of comas. Dead people have probably even heard White Privilege charges and conversations.
Poor Jussie Smollett never had White Privilege. Even if it were a thing, he had no need for it. He had abundant supplies of Black, Queer, Political, Rich and Hollywood Privilege.
On January 29, 2019…Jussie dreamed up a fictional drama and selected himself to play the lead part in the movie. His drama quickly turned into a comedy revealing that he is really a very stupid person, even though a Multi-Privileded (BQPRH) Con Artist.
I will not bore you with the details of Jussie’s drama turned comedy, I know you are sick of hearing about it.
You will have the chance to see Little Jussie’s movie one day on Michelle & Barack Obama’s Netflix channel. They are having a few unexpected production problems. Jussie actually ended up in jail for a week after he was found guilty of 5 out of 6 felony charges. Michelle never anticipated that turn of events. They quickly swept that little episode under the BQPRH Rug of Privilege.
Now, the Lesbian mayor of Chicago, Lori Lightfoot is causing production problems. She is demanding to be the star of the movie since her package is bigger than Little Jussie’s.
Oh well, at least Little Jussie is free of jail now.
They do not have to worry about him….
BEATING HIMSELF UP OR PUTTING ANOTHER MAGA NOOSE AROUND HIS OWN NECK…