My Dogs…

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare.
At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare.”

So, I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy,  can’t speak English and have no clue who their Daddies are.  They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care. So, she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.  My dogs get their first checks Friday. She also put their names on the Democrat voter registry.

IS this a great country or what! 

THE SPHINX—LOCKOUT

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Woman lock is coming to Ford.  The dems want your pickup truck, your gun, and your child’s genitals.

https://babylonbee.com/news/ford-releases-new-safety-feature-where-car-shuts-off-if-a-woman-gets-in-driver-seat

https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2023/01/30/now-the-left-is-coming-for-your-pickup-trucks-america-and-their-logic-couldnt-be-more-ridiculous-n696029

http://theshoreline.ca/

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What a bunch of surprises.

https://www.theonion.com/trump-returns-to-facebook-after-2-years-to-find-everyon-1850036175

https://redstate.com/

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The See Seven States From Lookout Mountain Editor:  Are you writing about Lookout Mountain, LL ?

https://www.lookoutmountain.com/

The Safety Cat:  It isn’t lookout, it’s lockout.  It’s safety procedures that tag and prevent things being worked on from being turned on by someone not involved and killing the worker.  Workers are scarce in America, there are only 19 in the whole country.

https://www.seamgroup.com/lockout-tagout-ppc/?creative=639916589412&keyword=lock%20out%20tag%20out%20procedure&matchtype=p&network=g&device=c&utm_term=lock%20out%20tag%20out%20procedure&utm_campaign=LOTO_EX&utm_source=adwords&utm_medium=ppc&hsa_acc=1714816590&hsa_cam=11373600417&hsa_grp=114138868449&hsa_ad=639916589412&hsa_src=g&hsa_tgt=kwd-308050429902&hsa_kw=lock%20out%20tag%20out%20procedure&hsa_mt=p&hsa_net=adwords&hsa_ver=3&gclid=CjwKCAiArNOeBhAHEiwAze_nKL_Bmt_DkBZkAA7jIIgtHUiVzh3gPpHkejA9-JcaT_44_s5KeLXBQRoCfJoQAvD_BwE

This guy’s death was avoidable with a simple sign and chain locking the moving parts.  This kit is for electricity, but they are available for anything.

https://www.bradyid.com/lockout-tagout/kits/electrical-lockout-tagout-kit-nylon-safety-lockout-padlocks-in-toolbox-pid-153670

https://nypost.com/2023/01/27/man-crushed-to-death-by-pop-up-urinal-outside-harry-potter-theater/

Mayorkas needs to be impeached ( the 7th reason ).  Put a lock on his office.

https://www.breitbart.com/immigration/2023/01/28/nytimes-mayorkas-smuggled-100000-job-seeking-migrants-through-parole-pathway/

This is a lookout, lookout.

https://redstate.com/jimthompson/2023/01/30/watch-hilarious-video-of-vegans-vowing-to-stop-livestock-truck-learning-a-hard-lesson-n696267

If Joey wrote his own speech it would be plagiarized.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/02/05/biden-rushes-to-rewrite-his-state-of-the-union-after-chinese-spy-balloon-flub-n699087

An Earthquake hits Turkey.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2023/02/06/breaking-massive-7-8-earthquake-hits-turkey-death-toll-expected-to-rise-n699199

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2023/02/06/powerful-earthquake-rocks-turkey-syria-death-toll-stands-at-640-people-and-rising/

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China is like American kids, politicians, and criminals. They see what they can get away with, then push the envelope more next time.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/02/countries-china-spy-balloons-also-spotted-video/

Can you think of any America First people ?

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The dems vote South Carolina to replace New Hampshire as the first primary in 2024.  Let’s see what happens.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2023/02/04/dnc-votes-to-shove-new-hampshire-and-iowa-aside-for-first-presidential-primaries-moves-south-carolina-to-the-top-slot-n698832

I hope Jim Clyburn, Joe’s Democrat Congressman from the Palmetto State, stays healthy.  He was born in 1940.

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Global warming strikes again.

https://nypost.com/2023/02/04/mount-washington-as-cold-as-mars-as-polar-vortex-brings-record-breaking-windchills-of-110/

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A great policy.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2023/02/03/trump-says-he-will-punish-doctors-who-provide-gender-affirming-type-care-n2619102

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Some people are just crazy.

https://nypost.com/2023/02/02/driver-mows-down-biking-doctor-before-stabbing-him-to-death-on-pch-cops/

Believe it or not.

https://nypost.com/2023/02/03/swingers-swap-upside-down-pineapples-for-loofahs/

It’s the letters MTG vs AOC.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/02/03/mtg-demolishes-aoc-with-a-little-reality-in-twitter-throwdown-n698192

I hope he goes bankrupt.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2023/02/03/biden-took-out-a-huge-loan-as-hunter-and-classified-doc-probes-heated-up-n2619137

Minnesota is for rapists, and the voters that keep voting in losers/criminals.

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2023/02/03/man-gets-180-days-jail-raping-girls-aged-between-four-nine-there-is-no-getting-over-it/

NATO is ready for nothing.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2023/02/04/uk-military-would-run-out-of-ammo-in-just-one-day-of-fighting-russia-warns-general/

Good news.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/02/04/new-north-carolina-supreme-court-sends-the-left-into-fits-of-rage-n698646

California lets murderers, and rapists go free, why not a lion cub ?

https://nypost.com/2023/02/05/california-mountain-lion-that-viciously-attacked-5-year-old-wont-be-removed-from-wild/

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Bible Verse

Liar, Liar….

If LIAR, LIAR….PANTS ON FIRE….was a true curse, Democrats would always be naked from the waist down.
-Sheila Tolley-

Up, Up, and Away….

China’s spy balloon has become more entertaining than Netflix and Main Stream Media.
-Sheila Tolley-

And Old Joe Said….

“C’mon  Man…here’s our plan….”

PORK CHOPS

In a zoo in California , a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth. The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine.

The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother’s cubs, perhaps she would improve.

After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother.

The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species.

The only orphans’ that could be found quickly, were a litter of weaning pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger.

Would they become cubs or pork chops?

Take a look…you won’t believe your eyes.

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This is so sweet! I pity the fool who tries to take her little white Pork Cubs away from her.
-Sheila Tolley-

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THE SPHINX—I MISS

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We expected this, Pigleosi filling in until another Communist can be located would not be a surprise.

https://www.theonion.com/pope-francis-resigns-1819595449

You never know.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/30/poop-covered-van-dyck-painting-found-in-ny-shed-sells-for-3m/

https://clubofmozambique.com/latest-news/

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White supremacy strikes the 10 limit register.

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-in-express-checkout-lane-only-has-2387-items-over-limit

https://townhall.com/

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The Young Editor:  Is this about young women, LL ?

First Mate Cat:  No, this is about some things that our loyal readers used to like or appreciate more now.  The young women’s special will be when Amigo selects his boat crew for this summer.  Some miss values and goals.  Maybe they can be found and returned.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/01/27/donald-trump-unveils-plan-to-save-american-education-from-radical-left-maniacs/

I want an honest President again, Richard Nixon is a start.

One reader wants hanging chads again.  For our new readers, these were punch out tabs on paper voting ballots in Florida.  Some didn’t come all the way out, and were hanging. 

https://www.unitedstatesnow.org/what-is-a-hanging-chad.htm

The Sphinx wants paper ballots to return.  On Cumberland, our sanctuary, paper ballots are in the Constitution.

Another loyal reader wants to be able to place his rifle in a gun rack in his truck’s back window.  This would be in the country, not a rat hole city.

Another loyal reader wants to return to 2018.  Immigration was under control, Blacks, Browns, Yellows, Whites, and the rest had the highest employment with low inflation in the history of America.

DeSantis is bringing back law and order, punishment for crimes.  I hope he can get a law passed to indict District Attorneys who don’t enforce the law.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2023/01/28/desantis-proposes-life-in-prison-for-child-rapists-n2618862

Some miss summers in Michigan.

Powerball is high enough that you could buy your own spy balloon.

https://nypost.com/2023/02/05/powerball-jackpot-grows-to-747-million-after-no-winner/

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You can’t say anything out of line about Swalwell.

https://nypost.com/2023/02/03/marjorie-taylor-greene-swipes-at-eric-swalwell-in-tweet/

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It’s true.  I just read the MSM lies so my readers won’t have to.  Nothing the dems report is true.

https://thefederalist.com/2023/02/01/the-corrupted-news-media-are-irredeemable-its-far-too-late-for-a-reckoning-of-the-trump-years/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2023/02/03/watch-joe-biden-break-another-campaign-promise-n2619129

Joey is filthy trash, I HHDNT.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2023/02/02/it-sure-sounds-like-bidens-doj-helped-cover-up-bidens-document-scandal-n2619073

The politicians might do something if they continue to be victims.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2023/02/02/gop-councilwoman-shot-dead-nj-n2619075

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One of our space enthusiasts should track this down.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/30/mysterious-moving-spiral-appears-among-stars-above-hawaii/

https://in-the-sky.org/satmap_worldmap.php

Some good links.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/restoring-america/fairness-justice/oklahoma-threatens-to-blacklist-financial-firms-that-boycott-energy-companies

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/juliorosas/2023/02/02/kevin-mccarthy-goes-scorched-earth-after-dems-protest-ilhan-omars-committee-removal-n2619084

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2023/02/02/house-oversight-committee-investigating-climate-envoy-john-kerry-over-secret-negotiations-with-the-ccp-n697691

Hunter wants help.

https://nypost.com/2023/02/02/hunter-biden-begs-friends-dad-joes-employees-to-get-him-off-the-hook/

Ron saves more children.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/juliorosas/2023/02/03/desantis-takes-action-against-bar-that-hosted-provocative-all-ages-drag-show-n2619150

RIP Melinda.

https://nypost.com/2023/02/03/melinda-dillon-a-christmas-story-star-dead-at-83/

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