This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare.
At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare.”
So, I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English and have no clue who their Daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care. So, she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday. She also put their names on the Democrat voter registry.
The Safety Cat: It isn’t lookout, it’s lockout. It’s safety procedures that tag and prevent things being worked on from being turned on by someone not involved and killing the worker. Workers are scarce in America, there are only 19 in the whole country.
This guy’s death was avoidable with a simple sign and chain locking the moving parts. This kit is for electricity, but they are available for anything.
In a zoo in California , a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth. The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine.
The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother’s cubs, perhaps she would improve.
After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother.
The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species.
The only orphans’ that could be found quickly, were a litter of weaning pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger.
Would they become cubs or pork chops?
Take a look…you won’t believe your eyes.
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This is so sweet! I pity the fool who tries to take her little white Pork Cubs away from her. -Sheila Tolley-
First Mate Cat: No, this is about some things that our loyal readers used to like or appreciate more now. The young women’s special will be when Amigo selects his boat crew for this summer. Some miss values and goals. Maybe they can be found and returned.
I want an honest President again, Richard Nixon is a start.
One reader wants hanging chads again. For our new readers, these were punch out tabs on paper voting ballots in Florida. Some didn’t come all the way out, and were hanging.
The Sphinx wants paper ballots to return. On Cumberland, our sanctuary, paper ballots are in the Constitution.
Another loyal reader wants to be able to place his rifle in a gun rack in his truck’s back window. This would be in the country, not a rat hole city.
Another loyal reader wants to return to 2018. Immigration was under control, Blacks, Browns, Yellows, Whites, and the rest had the highest employment with low inflation in the history of America.
DeSantis is bringing back law and order, punishment for crimes. I hope he can get a law passed to indict District Attorneys who don’t enforce the law.
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