Toons & Stuff

Fun Facts: Funny Part 14

There’s an annual conference called “The Boring Conference” on boring things. In the past, people have given talks on barcodes, sneezing, and the sounds of vending machines.

The pet rock became so popular when it came out that within the first six months of its release Gary Doll, the inventor, earned $ 15 million.

In 1958, Robert Lane from New York City named his son Winner, and later another son, Loser. Winner ended up as a criminal with a lengthy arrest record, and his son Loser went on to prep school on a scholarship, graduated from college, and joined the New York Police Department. 

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell
in such a way that they ask for directions.
Winston Churchill 

THE SPHINX—EQUALITY FOR BUSINESS

Try this for TDS relief.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/07/03/watch-trump-trolls-hollywood-celebrities-with-ai-video-of-himself-as-a-doctor-curing-their-trump-derangement-syndrome/

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Is your state a Commie, unpatriotic, everything about Trump cesspool ?

https://nypost.com/2026/07/02/us-news/the-top-10-most-unamerican-no-show-states-at-trumps-great-american-state-fair/

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Tim is Bill Clinton Sleazy-a maximum score of 10.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/07/01/minnesota-board-pardons-laotian-man-convicted-of-raping-10-year-old-n2678714

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Columbus is a smelly hog pen.   The only thing they want is Federal Tax Money for their frauds.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/07/01/this-is-how-democrats-celebrate-americas-250th-birthday-n2678691

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I haven’t seen one Democrat national politician objecting to the hate.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/30/opinion/the-dems-have-assimilated-themselves-into-a-jew-hating-cult/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/06/30/the-socialist-wave-has-crashed-into-colorado-n2678634

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I feel bad for the HOA creeps.

https://redstate.com/beckynoble/2026/06/30/ca-is-the-latest-place-where-hoa-bigwigs-are-clutching-their-pearls-over-homeowners-flying-american-flags-n2203856

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The DOJ needs more lawyers.

https://www.breitbart.com/news/doj-sues-mass-r-i-to-end-in-state-tuition-for-noncitizens/

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Israel bans Palestine workers.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/06/30/new-yorker-israel-ban-on-palestinian-workers-n2678558he

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Another poor Dem.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2026/06/30/justice-department-investigating-democrat-lawmaker-after-spending-campaign-cash-on-disney-trips-n2678584

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The Fair Business Editor:    Do businesses want fair treatment, just like a regular person, LL ?

The Nothing But Fair Cat:    That is all they have ever wanted—until they didn’t.    Meta, part of a multi-billion dollar corporation, wants Congress to give them immunity from lawsuits.

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2026/06/19/report-meta-seeks-congressional-protection-from-child-safety-lawsuits/

If you recall the drug makers of COVID and other vaccines were give immunity from lawsuits for any complications that their product caused ( death being one ).

It never ends.   Corporations donate YUGE amounts to politicians, then ask for special laws to protect their toxic vaccines.   They usually get them.   They never have enough.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/06/19/new-desperate-fauci-emailed-biden-for-pardon-on-inauguration-morning-n2203517

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2026/jun/19/dni-says-new-documents-show-intelligence-agencies-covered-lab-origin/

That’s life.

https://theonion.com/mcdonalds-warns-corporate-employees-to-beware-emails-from-sender-purporting-to-be-grimace/

https://www.washingtontimes.com/

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Give the Biden cheer!!!!

https://babylonbee.com/news/nascar-celebrates-pride-month-with-first-all-subaru-race

https://www.breitbart.com/

Bible Verse

Trust Me, You want to read/hear this one

 

“How beautiful is this? It gives me chill bumps. My American Pride returned for this five minutes and it sure felt Superb,
American and Trumplican.”

-Sheila Tolley-

Frank Sinatra considered Kate Smith the best singer of her time, and said that when he and a million other guys first heard her sing “God Bless America” on the radio, they all pretended to have dust in their eyes as they wiped away a tear or two.

Here are the facts: The video showing below brings you the very first public singing of “God Bless America.” But before you watch it you should know the story behind the first public showing of the song.

The time was 1940. America was still in a terrible economic depression. Hitler was taking over Europe and Americans were afraid we’d have to go to war. It was a time of hardship and worry for most Americans.

This was the era just before TV when radio shows were HUGE and American families sat around their radios in the evenings, listening to their favorite entertainers and no entertainer of that era was bigger than Kate Smith.

Kate was also large; plus size as we now say and the popular phrase still used today is in deference to her; “It ain’t over till the fat lady sings.”

Kate Smith might not have made it big in the age of TV but with her voice coming over the radio, she was the biggest star of her time.

Kate was also patriotic. It hurt her to see Americans so depressed and afraid of what the next day would bring. She had hope for America, and faith in her fellow Americans. She wanted to do something to cheer them up, so she went to the famous American songwriter Irving Berlin (who also wrote White Christmas) and asked him to write a song that would make Americans feel good again about their country. When she described what she was looking for, he said he had just the song for her. He went to his files and found a song that he had written but never published, 22 years before – in 1917.

He gave it to her and she worked on it with her studio orchestra. She and Irving Berlin were not sure how the song would be received by the public, but both agreed they would not take any profits from God Bless America. Any profits would go to the Boy Scouts of America . Over the years, the Boy Scouts have received millions of dollars in royalties from this song.

This video starts out with Kate Smith coming into the radio studio with the orchestra and an audience. She introduces the new song for the very first time and starts singing. After the first couple verses, with her voice in the background, scenes are shown from the 1940 movie, You’re In The Army Now. At the 4:20 mark of the video you see a young actor in the movie, sitting in an office, reading a paper; it’s Ronald Reagan.

To this day, God Bless America stirs our patriotic feelings and pride in our country. Back in 1940, when Kate Smith went looking for a song to raise the spirits of her fellow Americans, I doubt whether she realized just how successful the results would be for her fellow Americans during those years of hardship and worry.. and for many generations of Americans to follow.

Many people don’t know there’s a lead in to the song since it usually starts with God Bless America … So here’s the entire song as originally sung. The lead in should still be part of the song. It’s key.

 

I Just gotta…

I just gotta post this meme one more time…for my GOD-Loving,  America-Loving, Constitution-Loving American Patriots.
I could not have said it better myself…You Go Girl!!
-Sheila Tolley-
(I would have added…Take a Democrat/Socialist/Communist with you!)

 

God Bless America

You may need to play this multiple times to identify everyone. Don’t miss Ricky and David Nelson (Ricky on right), Roy Clark, Johnny Cash, Dean Martin, Bing Crosby, Bob Hope, Phyllis Diller, Jonathon Winters, Lucille Ball, Tommy Smothers, Ed McMahon…and many more from about fifty years ago. Most are gone now, making this an even more amazing compilation.

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Patriot Post Memes

JULY 4….They Paid The Price.