Day: July 25, 2026
Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom
Life is a journey, not a destination.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Smooth-Talking Lawyer
A smooth-talking lawyer is defending a man accused of a minor theft. The lawyer knows his client is guilty, but he spots a technical loophole and decides to use a bold courtroom tactic.
During his final argument, the lawyer stands before the jury, looks at his watch, and says with absolute confidence, “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I am so certain of my client’s absolute innocence that I am going to prove it with a test. I know for a fact that the real thief is about to walk through those courtroom doors in exactly one minute.”
The entire courtroom goes completely silent. The jurors, the prosecutor, and even the judge all turn their heads and stare intently at the heavy wooden doors at the back of the room.
One minute passes. Then two minutes. The doors remain completely shut.
The lawyer smiles, folds his hands, and says, “See? The fact that all of you watched those doors with anticipation proves that you have reasonable doubt about my client’s guilt. Therefore, you must acquit him.”
The jury leaves to deliberate. They return just five minutes later with a unanimous verdict: “Guilty.”
The lawyer is completely flabbergasted. He storms up to the jury box and demands, “How could you possibly find him guilty? Every single one of you watched those doors!”
The jury foreperson shrugs and replies, “Oh, we all watched the doors, alright. But we noticed that your client was the only person in the entire room who didn’t look.”
Fun Facts: Really? Part 3
A UK woman named Tess Christian claims that she has not smiled or laughed in forty years, all in an effort to prevent wrinkles.
The expiration date for bottled water is actually for the bottle, not for the water in it.
In 2008, Burger King introduced a new product for the Christmas season called “Flame,” a meat-scented cologne for meat-loving men. It was promoted as the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.
After the Second World War, methamphetamines were prescribed as a diet aid and remained legal until the 1970’s.
People throw away approximately $4.5 million into fountains and wishing wells every single year.
THE SPHINX—ANTELOPE CANYON
NYC Socialist Democrat leader.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/07/23/mamdani-international-law-trumps-us-law-n2680000
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Will Timmy and his elected crooks ever be indicted ?
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Creepy news from Wisconsin.
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A plane lost 74 years ago is located.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pan-am-plane-crash-wreckage-found-clipper-endeavor-puerto-rico/
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With incomplete data, I don’t see how they understand anything.
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Good voting news.
https://hotair.com/headlines/2026/07/21/mail-in-voting-appeals-court-hands-trump-big-win-n3817158
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I hope they cat-bankrupt.
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Rubio or Vance would be good choices.
https://pjmedia.com/eric-florack/2026/07/19/is-marco-rubio-being-groomed-n4955210
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She is an inspiration.
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Are you in the working-class ?
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/working-class
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Biden didn’t even know where he was half the time. Like everything else, this was/is a Democrat Party SNAFU.
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Second Amendment.
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The Nature Editor: Have you ever been Out West, LL ?
The Navajo Cat: I sure have, the Navajo made me a Council Member. Here is a work of nature that humans can never make.
https://navajotours.com/tourist-resources/antelope-canyon-history/
https://tolleystopics.com/2026/07/04/god-bless-america-2/
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It’s a crap-shoot.
https://theonion.com/newborn-baby-can-already-tell-parents-genetics-not-going-to-do-him-any-favors/
https://www.washingtontimes.com/
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They cheered when Trump was shot. FJB and them.
