Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Success consists of getting up just
one more time than you fall.
Oliver Goldsmith

Fun Facts: Human Body & Behavior Part 1

Our urge to breathe is not because of our need for oxygen but because our bodies want to get rid of carbon dioxide.

If you have delusions where you think you’re a wolf or another wild animal, you suffer from what’s called lycanthrope.

The average person blinks about twelve times per minute. That’s about ten thousand blinks on average, per day.

The average human scalp has 100,000 hair follicles. 

A “gut feeling” is actually a chemical signal that your stomach creates to warn your brain of danger.

 

THE SPHINX—KEEP IT CLEAN

Legionnaires disease has an outbreak in NYC.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/06/us-news/nyc-legionnaires-disease-outbreak-has-now-infected-nearly-20-people/

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Graham is a Bill Clinton Democrat.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/07/06/report-graham-platner-accused-breaking-into-womans-house-sexually-assaulting-her/

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It looks like Americans are tired of foreign flags.   Cry us a river Mr. Mayor.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/07/03/vandals-tear-down-buffalo-ny-flag-celebrating-somali-independence-n2678799

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The government gave billions for a poorly marketed product.   Half of Americans have no access to charging stations.

https://redstate.com/beckynoble/2026/07/03/us-may-be-at-the-end-of-the-electric-auto-mandate-road-as-ford-reports-a-40-percent-drop-in-ev-sales-n2203979

A new home for Democrats.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/04/us-news/earths-new-next-door-neighbor-a-potentially-habitable-planet-discovered-by-astronomers/

His family should sue the Governor of Massachusetts.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/07/04/illegal-alien-cdl-holder-kills-pennsylvania-state-trooper-in-horrific-accident-n2678815

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Do it.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsmax-tv/dershowitz-congress-birthright/2026/07/04/id/1261778/

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Wild animals.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/05/us-news/nypd-detective-shot-in-brooklyn-teen-suspect-in-custody-cops-sources/

https://nypost.com/2026/07/05/us-news/chilling-video-shows-teen-thug-waving-gun-moments-before-shooting-nypd-detective-in-the-back/

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A true Democrat.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/05/us-news/new-york-times-report-lulu-garcia-navarro-roasted-after-complaining-about-fourth-of-july-flyovers-in-dc/

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The Sunshine Editor:    Why do we need to keep it clean, LL ?

It Smells Better Cat:   If you keep it clean, it will smell better.   There are many things in nature that dispose of dead everything.   Everything from bacteria, insects, to buzzards.    Buzzards do the heavy lifting when it comes to recycling.

Here is how they came to be.    There are many types.   The carrion eaters are the most impressive.

https://sandiegozoowildlifealliance.org/story-hub/2020/08/25/vultures-gastronic-marvel

In Africa they are cleaning up a cheetah kill.   They remind me of Democrats looking for a no-bid government contract.

Looking for food.

I watch them circling for smelly odors when the Democrats aren’t on 24-7.

Maybe ‘Raid’ should be in charge of Hell.

https://theonion.com/new-raid-immortality-spray-curses-insects-to-watch-everyone-they-love-die/

https://www.washingtontimes.com/

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The bankers and studio owners need to vamoose.

https://babylonbee.com/news/al-qaeda-wins-new-york-primary

https://www.breitbart.com/

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